BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 May 06 - 12:22 AM

Of course, Rap, many people would have phrased it differently. I daresay all still know where it was headed. Sometimes leaving one shoe ready to drop is kind of pleasant.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 19 May 06 - 07:35 PM

Khandu mailed him his genitals which are fossilized......Does that count?

I haven't posted any great words for Bee-Dub but he deserves some.......like zilch. That's one helluva' nice word in any context. And not to mention "foremost."   Foremost is now available in the larger Fivemost but its somehow not as nice is it?

Maybe I should just send a nice and meaningful video instead. Here's one with some meaning if only I knew what it was.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 06 - 07:23 PM

I would have phrased that somewhat differently....

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 May 06 - 07:12 PM

Yeah, but as demonstrated above, he still gets off on rocks.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 06 - 07:08 PM

I thought he WAS a fossil.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 May 06 - 12:58 PM

I got one of those rocks from you also, in exchange for a nice Texas fossil! They are very nice (and your rock is sitting on the hearth, probably where it was set when the box was first opened, and we look at it every so often but have never decided that it had to go anyplace else!)

Maybe I should mail BWL a fossil to show my appreciation?

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 19 May 06 - 12:43 PM

I appreciate Bee-Dubya-Ell cuz HE 'ppreciates good ol' fashioned New Hampshuh ROCKS and raves about them as Christmas presents here at Mudcat. (He's living in a rock-deprived vicinity.)

Coupla years ago I sent him a chunk of quartz/feldspar/mica, etc. with lovely wine red garnets scattered through it. Just a sample of what our house is sitting on.

I love it when people appreciate a good rock when they see one!

(Now all I have to do is see some of his pottery!)

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 May 06 - 12:23 PM

That God is such a practical joker, n't he? Laughing his ass off watching ol' Robertson trying to get some traction with that story.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 06 - 12:14 PM

Nothin's gonna happen there this year. Beedub hisself has said so, 'cuz Pat Robertson has done predicted tsunamee...sunam...tidal waves and stuff for this summer.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Tweed
Date: 19 May 06 - 12:02 PM

Incredible!! now the ads at the bottom of this page proclaim 80% savings on "Vanilla Fields Perfume", wheras only an hour ago it was something regarding beard trimmers and exfolliants!!!!

How does it know these things?

Yaz, yaz, khandu I appreciate Beedubyaell. He's alright for bein' a mudslapper and is one hellacious accordion player aslo. Hurricane season is coming again so there may be new Beezer adventures to report soon. I can't wait to see what happens to him this year!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: The Shambles
Date: 19 May 06 - 11:46 AM

Seems like a nice chap...............

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 May 06 - 11:32 AM

I gotta see this. . .

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: GUEST,Other Guest
Date: 18 May 06 - 10:50 PM

And the purple codpiece?

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 18 May 06 - 08:51 PM

...and the purple leotards, too?????

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: CarolC
Date: 18 May 06 - 08:48 PM

I can't wait!

Will you wear your purple cape when you do it?

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 May 06 - 08:40 PM

Okay, Carol, to express my undying gratitude I promise to demonstrate the little twirly thing next time I see you.

Now, if I only knew exactly what little twirly thing Marion was talking about...

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: CarolC
Date: 18 May 06 - 06:48 PM

I know. I'm the one who did that. Where's the gratitude?

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 May 06 - 06:43 PM

Dear CarolC,

You're right. I did not demonstrate the little twirly thing when you met me. But Marion didn't take my picture and email it to Tweed, resulting in something like this either!

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: khandu
Date: 18 May 06 - 06:42 PM

Most of the delightful things beedub knows was learned from me; a few from Tweed, but most from me.

The undelightful things were learned from Rapaire and his ilk.

k

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: CarolC
Date: 18 May 06 - 06:31 PM

He probably learned it from khandu.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 06 - 06:08 PM

Do you suppose he learned the twirly thing dancing in a strip club? I understand that the women who work there can do twirly things and maybe they taught ol' BeeDub.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: GUEST,Blind Willie Johnson
Date: 18 May 06 - 05:44 PM

Beedubyaell have laughed at me, saying my name was a double phallic name (you know, as in "willie" or "johnson") but I showed him! I have legally changed my name!
I am now Old One-Eye Willie Johnson!

"twirly thing"??

OOEWJ

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: CarolC
Date: 18 May 06 - 05:42 PM

Oh, wow, Marion. Now I feel really slighted. He didn't do the little twirly thing for me when I met him. This really sucks. I might have to agree with Barry Finn now.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 May 06 - 05:37 PM

Well, I guess it's time I took a moment to address some of the defamatory comments made in this thread:

John Hardly - I've found that it's not necessary to do a lot of yoga and stretching exercises to enable one to autofellatate. A daily ration of dog food has the same effect. Of course, it does have the undesired side effect of producing an irrational desire to chase cars...

Joe Offer - It's not "BWL" because that would be far too simple and in no way enough of a pain-in-the-ass.

mack/misophist - A surprising number of people think I'm related to Superman because of the "Ell" thing. In fact, I'm related to Batman. "BW" is short for "Bruce Wayne".

Barry - SRS is right. I thought your post was hilarious. No apology needed.

MOAB - I can't argue with anything you said. But Amos is gonna be pissed because you said Rapaire is your favorite.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Marion
Date: 18 May 06 - 05:23 PM

I appreciate Bee-dubya-ell. He wrote a lyric about Jesus phoning up TV preachers that was funny.

Also, when I met him, he did a little twirly thing.

Marion

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 06 - 04:43 PM

Suppose this "getting his hands on" thing was reversed? That Dubya got his hands on BeeDub?

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 May 06 - 09:53 AM

Great one, RR. It's worthy of MOAB!

If BWL got his hands on Dubya for a day, I think he should put him to work clearing the blow-down timber out behind the house. Crack the whip, don't give him a bike to ride at lunchtime, he'd just crash into something and scrape up his secret service guys in the process. When they finished the work there, BWL could send Dubya on to the next Mudcatter to find some work for him to do. Anything to keep him away from D.C. and politics. Maybe Bobert could put him to work out in the garden working on the azeleas and rhodys.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: John Hardly
Date: 18 May 06 - 09:38 AM

"WHAT the ELL is BeeDubyaEll?"

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 06 - 09:04 AM

No, no, Mick. Not "Who is BeeDubyaEll?" The correct phrasing is "WHAT is BeeDubyaEll?"

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Big Mick
Date: 18 May 06 - 01:41 AM

Barry, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times.......NO MORE EQUIVOCATION....... you keep holding those feelings inside, internalizing them, it is going to make you sick. So for gawd's sake, say what's on your mind.

Who is BeeDubyaEll? I'll get me cap.

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 18 May 06 - 01:17 AM

B is for the Bran, that keeps him regular, well, what ever that is.
E is for Evidence that he has a good beard.
E is for Eternal fixation of spatulas.
-
D is for Dedication to the Khing
U is for Umbilical cord and his connection to the Mother.
B is for his Blitheness, yep.
Y is for Yank-when he pulls your chains.
A is for Aboriginal-for what is aboriginal, cannot be fucked with.
-
E is for Earthenware and a pot to piss in, if he don't sell it first.
L is for Laughter 'cuz he do do a good job at creating that.
L is for Love to see Khing Khandu do that goat fuck herding thing.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: freda underhill
Date: 18 May 06 - 12:21 AM

beedubyaell has great grammar!

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Peace
Date: 17 May 06 - 11:43 PM

The guy on the left doesn't have a beard. That's the hair from his ears.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: JennyO
Date: 17 May 06 - 11:42 PM

Ya want beards? I'll give ya beards!

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 06 - 11:19 PM

Confusing BWL with Dumbya is about the funniest mixup of identities I ever heard. If only there was some way we could pull such a switch on the Cabinet. Imagine the next 100 days... my gawd, what a hoot...


A

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: GUEST,Ishman Bracey
Date: 17 May 06 - 10:35 PM

Bulldookey, The man don't "grows a fine beard". He just lets it grow with no order or style or anythang! Why, turn him bottom side up, he'd be Don King! There ain't nuthin special bout his beard.

Facial hair is supposed to say something about you. All his hair says is "Nobody cares for me". If a flea got in there, he'd be a voice crying in the wilderness.

Now, my own facial do says volumes about me! They see my finely designed stache and they say "There goes a Man who goes his own way! "A Man among boys and baboons!"

So let's get real and get Shambles to close this thread and let's open a REAL APPRECIATION THREAD!!

THE ISHMAN BRACEY MOUSTACHE APPRECIATION THREAD!"

I thank ye!

I.B.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 May 06 - 08:28 PM

Barry, I bet he got a really good laugh from your post!

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 06 - 06:56 PM

I appreciate Bee-Dubya-Ell because I don't think he plays either the melodeon OR the sackbutt.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: GUEST,mack/misophist
Date: 17 May 06 - 06:16 PM

I thought BWL was some kind of relative of Superman's; on the Ka-El side of the family. Am I mistaken? Is this the wrong comic book?

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Peace
Date: 17 May 06 - 04:17 PM

Well. if he wants to do that he can, but he'll have to pet him first.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Barry Finn
Date: 17 May 06 - 04:15 PM

THANKS JANIE

I'm am so sorry, Bee-Dubya-Ell, I'd really appreciate it if you'd forgive me. Seeing Dubya posted, I took you for our president & no one should be classed with him, well maybe those he holds dear, but I don't believe you're within that small circle of friends & family. So just for that I hold you dear. I hope I'm gracefully getty my apology excepted.
Barry

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: John Hardly
Date: 17 May 06 - 01:07 PM

I didn't know Bee-Dubya-Ell was still around. I thought that he'd been otherwize occupied with yoga and stretching exercises ever since he noted that his dog could lick its own dick.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 May 06 - 11:40 AM

BWL tells some of the funniest stories it has ever been my pleasure to read here at the 'Cat.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 May 06 - 11:38 AM

On second thought, khandu, forget about that $100.00 loan! Upon reflection, it's painfully obvious that this thread is a thinly veiled personal attack! Your "complimentary" comment about my beard is merely a snide, backhanded way of giving me grief for my refusal to adopt the "Ishman Bracey" look.

Look, dude, I've told you before, ditching the beard wouldn't be a major problem. Trimming the mustache down to a one-inch wide stub (and a poorly trimmed stub at that) wouldn't really be an issue. But I'm damned if I'm going to take a ball-peen hammer to my front teeth just to please some whacko from Mississippi with an Ish obsession!

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Peace
Date: 17 May 06 - 10:27 AM

"and excellent glissando."

The goats will be pleased to hear about that.

Personally, I like his legs. And his sense of humour.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 06 - 09:58 AM

BWL is a fine, fine human being with a trenchant sense of humor and excellent glissando.

A

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: RangerSteve
Date: 17 May 06 - 09:43 AM

BWL, for a hundred dollars, I'm willing to appreciate you, too.

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 May 06 - 11:02 PM

Dear Khing khandu,

Thank you for starting this thread. The $100.00 you wanted to borrow is in the mail. I only hope you're going to use it for food as you promised, and not to buy a ticket for the upcoming Pelahatchie Goat Fuck er... Roast in August.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Janie
Date: 16 May 06 - 10:37 PM

Uh, Barry--I think you might be a bit cornfused, Son. This here thread ain't about Dubya the shrub. Hit's about our mudcatter buddy.

Course...maybe he beat you real bad at arm wrestlin' or sumpin' one time....but I never knowed you to hold a grudge like thet before:>)

Lessee....I appreciate BWL cuz' he don't spit no 'bacca juice on the floor (somebody please tell me that is true?) And--he don't owe me any money.

And that's the truth!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: khandu
Date: 16 May 06 - 10:36 PM

Joe Offer!!! See, I been telling y'all! Joe Offer is no Igmo! He has exposed, for all of Mudcat to see, the true character we know as BW..., uh, beedubyaell! That photograph...I'd recognize that beard anywhere! Yep, that's the guy.

"verve", eh, Carol the Sailor? I had that once back in 68. But '68 was not the best of times. That was the year we lost Nick Adams, Janis Joplin and Amalia Earhart. It was aslo the year I lost my verve. I have never had the nerve to look for my verve. Verve has been difficult to come by since then. So yes, I do appreciate a man with verve, but I would never necessarily think of him as a good husband.

But the boy does grow a fine beard.

k

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: MOAB
Date: 16 May 06 - 10:30 PM

It is I, The Mother Of All BS Threads, otherwise known as Bee-Dubya's Mom.

Of all my children, Bee-Dubya is the most special. In fact, he is perfect in many ways. For example, he is a perfect nit-wit, a perfect moron, and a perfect fucking idiot. But I love him anyway. Not as much as I love Rapaire, mind you, but as much as any Mom could love an idjit child with half a brain.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 06 - 09:46 PM

Barry, you certainly do have a way with words.

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Joe Offer
Date: 16 May 06 - 09:29 PM

I've always wondered why he isn't BWL. I mean, why does he make us type all those letters? Is he a Communist? Is this the guy?
America wants to know.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: Barry Finn
Date: 16 May 06 - 09:23 PM

I would appreciate him more if he were dead & buried under a couple tons of cobblestones & the ground above him were never able to grow a living thing & that the snakes & rats would make their dwelling there forever more & that a stench so vile would loom over his resting place so that it never be visited be friend, family or foe & that his name & picture be removed from all print & sight so that the thought of him be removed from the world's collective memory & lastly that all the damage done by him unto the world be righted & may his soul then rest under satan's foot & fork.

Barry

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 16 May 06 - 09:14 PM

He' good with pots! He's irreverant, brilliantly funny, hates hypocrites,plays great guitar and is an excellent husband. Wish I'd seen him first!

a fan

Subject: RE: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: CarolC
Date: 16 May 06 - 08:57 PM

LOL

Ok, let's see. Um...

Ok, I appreciate Bee-dubya-ell's dance moves.

Yeah, that's it. He's got great dance moves. Nothing to compare with yours, mind you, khandu, but I dig the dance moves. And his sense of flair. Again, nothing to compare with yours, but worth pointing out nevertheless.

And he's got verve.

One has to appreciate verve in a person, as I'm sure you know.

Subject: BS: BeeDubyaEll Appreciation Thread
From: khandu
Date: 16 May 06 - 08:16 PM

Well, hell, I appreciate the fact that he grows a fine beard.

k