Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: RichM Date: 10 Jun 06 - 01:36 PM Hippo Birdie, Spaw! btw, did the cartoon show "Futurama" base the character of the robot "Bender" on y'all?? Nevermind, just HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Rich |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Mrrzy Date: 10 Jun 06 - 01:15 PM Hi, best wishes, you know, it's in great part thanks to you (your fault?) that I joined this insanity... I am grateful even if no-one else is! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: catspaw49 Date: 10 Jun 06 - 01:03 PM Geeziz ..... The whole thread has gotten worse. Thanks for giving Joe no reason to close it...........I guess...........and let me pass on Jeri's wish to all of you...... Get bent. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: wysiwyg Date: 10 Jun 06 - 11:41 AM Well, gee, Pat. I just returned from a quick trip to the Toledo, Ohio area and missed this until this morning. If I had only known! If I had only known! I COULD have pointed my ass south in the spirit of celebratory unity while I was there.... I guess the best I can do now is dedicate all those Ohio BBQ farts to you retroactively! And-- If I had only known! I COULD have made sure to drink lots of beer while I was there, but no-- I eschewed it in favor of my hosts' iced tea till I got back home to my stash. So tell ya what-- I'll double up now I'm back, to ensure sufficient beer-fart-power and quantity to reach you from here for the coming week. I know Hardi will help, too, for such a good cause. Look, just be sure we all get extra-early notice next year so we can make appropriate arrangements in advance of the day.... uh.... wait... no, that would be rude to all the other birthday boys and girls here-- don't wanna single you out like they're pond scum..... Aw, fuggit-- I'll just automatically double the beer in per-pe-fugging-tuity forthwith, in case ANYONE is having a birthday on any given day, and dedicate each "blaaapp" to "Friends of Spaw." That oughtta cover me for the year, eh?!? ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Susan A-R Date: 10 Jun 06 - 11:10 AM Spaw, whenever I see one of these for you (and I've seen a fair number of them) it makes me smile. Glad you are still kicking litter around here and elsewhere. Now if it was a cut throat game of Skip-Bo I'm sure you are in trouble with the Layabouts. All the best Susan Oh, and if Spaw invites you over for a nice Birthday dinner just make sure it isn't the cabbage and beans variant. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Big Mick Date: 10 Jun 06 - 08:21 AM Spaw, I would like to have wished you a happy bday (as opposed to a happy bidet, which I hope you have one of also) on time, but I was a little tired from training to layabout on my big, fat, Irish ass. I have now mustered up a bit of gumption, but I am taking a nap after posting this. I would say that you spent the day in appropriate layabout fashion, not doing shit, except eating a hot fudge sundae and playin' with Tris. One cautionary note. Ifyou should get caught chasing the newly svelte Karen around the kitchen table, your bonus from LFPS will be in danger. Love ya, Happy Birthday, Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bat Goddess Date: 10 Jun 06 - 07:07 AM Geminis of the world, unite! Sorry I didn't have time to post to this thread earlier, but if you intend (as I do) to celebrate birthdays for at least a month, then I'm not actually late. Live long and prosper, Spaw! Linn |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bugsy Date: 10 Jun 06 - 01:09 AM SHIT! I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY! Hope you had a good one buddy! Stay healthy and CUT DOWN ON THE VEGEMITE! CHeers Bugsy |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 09 Jun 06 - 09:19 PM Holy flip. This here LFPS outfit sounds like my kinda thing, eh? Can I join? I don't hafta flippin' do nothin' at all, right? Well, FLIP! I am the flippin' BEST anywhere when it comes to that, eh? I do flip-all most of the time, eh? Can you drink beer if you are a meber of LFPS? Can you smoke? Is gettin' stoned regular obliviatory? If that is the flippin' case then I am DEFINITIVELY IN! Signe me up, man. I am totally, like, preepared to do flip-all for weeks and months. Even years. I am READY for this gig, man! - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Jeri Date: 09 Jun 06 - 09:03 PM As a member of LFPS-- who was, by the way, forgotten, because the other members were all asleep and I've done so little they hardly noticed me. I thought about writing an e-mail to complain but would have had to push a button to turn the computer on and figure out who would be the person to do nothing about it, so I just changed the channel and watched C-SPAM for a while. Whoops - please disregard that typo. Anyway, what I wanted to say was, as a member of LFPS and someone who doesn't get involved in very many birthday threads because, really, they're pretty much the same, year after year, person after person, for as long as they keep having birthdays, and I have to think up something different to say for each one and it makes my brain hurt and all I want to do is take some time to think of something interesting to say until it's another year, and I do it all again. It's all just so surreal, and there's a bunch of philosophical stuff one could say about it, if one were so inclined, but I have no idea what that stuff might be, or why one would say philosohpical stuff. So, as a member of LFPS, I wanted to say... well, I'm not sure what the hell it was I wanted to say. Get bent. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Art Thieme Date: 09 Jun 06 - 08:21 PM Ah, Pat, I hope you and yours have a wonderful "celibation" ! (And a happy birthday too ;-) Art |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,David Bowie Date: 09 Jun 06 - 08:14 PM I regret to say the man's a bit of a prat. He never appreciated the finer points of my recording, "Space Oddity". |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 09 Jun 06 - 08:09 PM How do I follow that, but with a (((HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUG))) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Dave Swan Date: 09 Jun 06 - 06:08 PM To: P.F. Patterson Fr: LFPS Personnel Department Re: Birthday Dear Mr. Patterson, It has come to the attention of the personnel department of Lane, Fielding, Patterson & Swan, Layabouts for Hire that you have applied for the birthday benefit of 1.5 payrate for the day, in lieu of time off. Although we are grateful that you have not lumbered us with attempting to discern when you're intentionally doing nothing, as opposed to congentially doing nothing, we must regretfully deny your request. By our calculation, you have used more lives than a cat, thus placing your birthday account in the negative column for some years to come. Of greater concern to us is your recent spate of good health and the image it presents. Henceforth, and for the good of the company, until such time as you are able to present a record of professional quality indolence at least forty hours each week, your benefits will be held in an administrative account. In short, Mr. Patterson, you're doing too much. While we celebrate for your return to health, just think how it looks to the public. For several years, you had the second best profile in the company. Now you're frisking about smoke free with a svelte chick on your arm. Really, Mr. Patterson, you've an image to uphold. Get back on the couch. Our inspectors will drop by your jobsite to inspect for Cheetos stains on your fingers, remote control callouses and beer stains on your beater. Remember, at LFPS, in our endeavor to provide the least, we never sleep. Well, that's not really true, but you get the point. AT LFPS, if we could do less, we would. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Dani Date: 09 Jun 06 - 05:20 PM Wow! Sounds like a great birthday! I'm so happy for you. Hate to ruin the party with good wishes, but can't help it: May you have many, many more just like it. Apparently, you deserve 'em. Dani |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: gnu Date: 09 Jun 06 - 11:35 AM I am saving this thread to read later as i can just imagine some of the comments. Have a very Happy Birthday, ya ol' fart. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: SunnySister Date: 09 Jun 06 - 11:27 AM Hey there dear man! So that's why you were asking about how old my dad is- as it's your birthday on the 8th too!! Happy Birthday to you, even if one day late! Men born on the 8th tend to be totally unique individuals and you seem to fill that title very well! :) I can't tell you how very happy I am to hear you and your wife are doing so well. It really has made my day as I remember that not long ago I was sending serious positive thoughts for you and was very worried for you. This is a wonderful birthday to celebrate. You are here and I am always so happy to read your posts. Celebrating you- SunnySister |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Metchosin Date: 09 Jun 06 - 10:20 AM Happy Happy Birthday Spaw!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bill D Date: 09 Jun 06 - 10:12 AM I'm late, as usual, so....a MOST bodacious un-birthday, ya old...never mind, they've said it all up above. Say...I have the perfect gift! There's this online pool game which.....ooops.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: freda underhill Date: 09 Jun 06 - 10:03 AM Happy Birthday, Mr 'Spaw..! freda |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: CarolC Date: 09 Jun 06 - 12:56 AM Ok, this is more like it... Happy Birthday, Spaw! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: MMario Date: 08 Jun 06 - 10:30 PM Hippo Birdies 'spaw! for a guy that keeps playing tag with the Grim Reaper - it's sure good to still see you around. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jun 06 - 09:25 PM Good stuff, man! You may not need a transfusion of Shatner recorded music quite as badly as I thought, cos it sounds like you are doing okay. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Jun 06 - 09:21 PM Well geez..........Joe should have no problem with this thread since Amos started by supplying the "difference" but this has got to be a totally wacko thread from all. I feel like I need to say something to all of you individually but I'm such a sorry-ass I'll just make this post do!!! BTW.....I slipped through last year without one of these and I thought I had done it again but Alba started this thread about 5 minutes after I logged off. Be it known to all that I DO appreciate all the good and crappy wishes on this day......and who else can say they appreciate crappy wishes? Who else has friends who give crappy wishes come to think of it..........Many thanks and I'll get even with all as the year progresses............ T'was a great day as I didn't do jack-squat!!! Had a fine meal with the family and treated myself to a Hot Fudge Sundae later. Tris wanted to know what I wanted and I told him a few hands of Skip-Bo (which the little squirt plays really well) and he was happy to oblige. Michael grunted at me in a moderately pleasant tone so all is well! Karen and I are both feeling better than either of us have in years. I am smoke free for almost 7 months now and she is 5 months out of surgery and down 80 POUNDS!!!!!! We're looking forward more than usual to 10 days of camping back home this year. Thanks all once again and if that ain't good enough then go piss up a slack rope (:<)) Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: number 6 Date: 08 Jun 06 - 09:07 PM Have a good one ... regardless. sIx |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST,Wesley S Date: 08 Jun 06 - 08:47 PM Yes - our best to you and the family. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: karen k Date: 08 Jun 06 - 08:40 PM Happy birthday, Spaw. I hope you have a wonderful day. I wish you good health and much happiness in the coming year. I always enjoy your posts. love ya, karen |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST Date: 08 Jun 06 - 08:38 PM Good on ya - many more please! How's the ticker doing these days ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: bbc Date: 08 Jun 06 - 08:29 PM Yup, it was circled on my calendar, but it might have gotten past me. Happy day of days, my dear, & many more! love, Barbara |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Cllr Date: 08 Jun 06 - 08:28 PM Hoppy birdy Spaw you are one of a kind thank goodness (he he he)Cllr |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: SINSULL Date: 08 Jun 06 - 08:27 PM Happy Birthday, Sweetie. Enjoy! SINS |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bobert Date: 08 Jun 06 - 07:44 PM Danged, Spawzer, didn't you just have a bunch of these things here lately??? You trying to catch up with Moses, 'er what??? But, what the hey, have a good 'un... BTW, the Wes Ginny Slide Rule ***IS*** countin'... Bobert, P-Vine, the WGSR, Couzin' Rufus and the ever lovely, Retha May... |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Severn Date: 08 Jun 06 - 07:43 PM Relax here in the Cat Spa they named after you, and have a happy laid-back birthday. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 08 Jun 06 - 07:33 PM How nice that he's got you for a friend then, Bee-dubya-ell... |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 Jun 06 - 07:28 PM Seems like every time Spaw's birthday rolls around it presents another opportunity to tell him what a lame-brained, broke-dick, shit-for-brains fuck-wit he is. Well, this year it's gonna be different. I'm gonna leave the "lame-brained" part out. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jun 06 - 07:15 PM What a face. What a figure. Two more legs and you'd look like... A jackass with 6 legs? A double amputee octopus with a weight problem? Hell, I don't know...all I know is, you'd look Butt-UGLY! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 08 Jun 06 - 07:11 PM BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) BS: Ann Coulter scrapes bottom :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Jun 06 - 07:11 PM Have a gas of a birthday you old fraud. Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 08 Jun 06 - 07:08 PM Happy Birthday to you. You live in the zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too. PhhhhhZZZZZZZZTTTTTT! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Geoff the Duck Date: 08 Jun 06 - 07:01 PM Hear Hear! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Jun 06 - 06:40 PM Kendall here. Why was he born so beautiful Why was he born at all He's no bloody use to anyone He's no bloody use at all. He ought to be publicly pissed on He ought to be publicly shot Then put in a public urinal And left there to fester and rot... |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Áine Date: 08 Jun 06 - 06:34 PM Hot damn, Yee-haw and Shee bang yer bootee!!!! Happy birthday, you old floppy assed tortoise!!! May you waddle on the warm beaches and swim in the cool waters forever and a day. ;-) Biggest hogs and snugs, Áine |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: katlaughing Date: 08 Jun 06 - 06:24 PM Key-riced! Thanks, Alba, for saving MY forgetfull arse!! Can't believe this. I even have it written down but do I look at my calendar? NO! Anyway, Spawdarlin'....do you want the Evil Twin phone call, the Sexy phone call, or the Clean up the Cat Litter phone call? Doesn't really matter 'cause yer getting one anyway! Happy Birthday and I KNOW you have many more cause you are finally taking care of yerself!! luvyaPeaches....kat |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Hollowfox Date: 08 Jun 06 - 06:22 PM Happy Birthday, m'man! Looks like you had some fine weather for it, too. Kiss the family for me, Mary |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: GUEST Date: 08 Jun 06 - 06:22 PM I ain't sendin' ya no present...ole shriveled buckeyes... |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: skarpi Date: 08 Jun 06 - 06:20 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAW enjoy it All the best Skarpi Iceland. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Geoff the Duck Date: 08 Jun 06 - 06:20 PM This is currently alongside a thread entitled "Nitrogen filled tyres - worthwhile?" Sounds safer than Methane filled Catspaw......... Quack! Geoff |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Jun 06 - 06:18 PM Jacqui.c here Happy birthday you old b'stard. Your birthday present will be in the mail when we get back home. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Micca Date: 08 Jun 06 - 06:15 PM Haooy Birthday, Old codger,from yer Cousin, Micca |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birth Day SPAW!!:) From: Divis Sweeney Date: 08 Jun 06 - 05:46 PM Best regards for the day and hope the year ahead brings health and happiness. Enjoy many more. Seamus |