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BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?

gnu 04 Sep 11 - 05:21 PM
I don't know 04 Sep 11 - 05:10 PM
Rapparee 03 Sep 11 - 09:03 PM
GUEST,999 03 Sep 11 - 08:13 PM
gnu 03 Sep 11 - 02:21 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Sep 11 - 11:04 AM
Rapparee 02 Sep 11 - 02:36 PM
gnu 02 Sep 11 - 02:09 PM
KB in Iowa 02 Sep 11 - 11:19 AM
KB in Iowa 02 Sep 11 - 11:16 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Sep 11 - 11:03 AM
KB in Iowa 02 Sep 11 - 10:40 AM
Rapparee 01 Sep 11 - 10:41 PM
KB in Iowa 01 Sep 11 - 11:30 AM
Rapparee 01 Sep 11 - 09:55 AM
GUEST,999 31 Aug 11 - 09:06 PM
Rapparee 31 Aug 11 - 09:00 PM
gnu 31 Aug 11 - 07:13 PM
Bill D 31 Aug 11 - 06:49 PM
GUEST,999 31 Aug 11 - 06:14 PM
I don't know 31 Aug 11 - 07:39 AM
Little Hawk 12 Nov 10 - 08:46 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: gnu
Date: 04 Sep 11 - 05:21 PM

"Haven't had any brains in years and years." Oh my. That target is as big as a barn!

Idunno... "Gnu,, you keep asking." I do? I didn't know that. News to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: I don't know
Date: 04 Sep 11 - 05:10 PM

Gnu,, you keep asking. You can let me know when you get the answer because I don't know what I am ment to know which is why I am called I don't know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Sep 11 - 09:03 PM

Actually, Bee Dub, I've eaten fried brains and they were in a crispy breading. Calves brains, I think they were. Fatty and sort of slimy, as I remember. Haven't had any brains in years and years. Brains. Eat brains...now I remember my heritage....


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 03 Sep 11 - 08:13 PM

BWL's last post should be put on the Fish Recipes thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: gnu
Date: 03 Sep 11 - 02:21 PM

No, no, no... they suck yer brains out and make head cheese.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Sep 11 - 11:04 AM

The aliens will not fry your brain with microwaves. They will use the microwaves to heat your brain until it explodes, forcefully ejecting overheated gray matter via any and all available orifices. That's not the same as frying. If it were possible to actually fry your brain, it would be encased in a delicious, crispy, golden-brown coating and wouldn't come blasting out your ears in a gooey, bloody mess.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Sep 11 - 02:36 PM

I know, but I can't tell you because if I do the Black Helicopters will come and take away my aluminum foil hat and then the aliens will fry my brain with microwaves.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: gnu
Date: 02 Sep 11 - 02:09 PM

KB... "I keep asking people what IDK means but nobody knows."

I don't know either.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 02 Sep 11 - 11:19 AM

A double post


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 02 Sep 11 - 11:16 AM

How about this?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Sep 11 - 11:03 AM

Here's what looks to be a thousand or so posts.

If everybody else would simply follow my example and post lots of posts at the same time, we'd have this 85 billion thing knocked out in just a couple hundred years.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 02 Sep 11 - 10:40 AM

I keep asking people what IDK means but nobody knows.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Sep 11 - 10:41 PM

Oh, s**t.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 01 Sep 11 - 11:30 AM

But according to LH the Greys cloned him twice. If true then there is another...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Sep 11 - 09:55 AM

I have the distinction of announcing the probable death of Shame McBride.

When I went into the OPP station house to present my license to shoot him and to find his present whereabouts the desk sergeant, one Shamus Blovotnik, said, "Sure, and why don't you just let me handle it for you? I'm after shooting the lad for years just to tidy up the town, you know."

So, I gave him the machine pistol and some extra magazines of ammunition and off he went.

He returned about thirty minutes later, smiling, and said, "Ah, lad, thanks to you I've never had so much fun doing a service for the dirty auld town. I found him in his lair, the dumpster behind Tim's, and before he could move his mountain of fat the deed was done. Thank you for assistin' us in cleanin' up Blind River, and you'll be after gettin' a cert of appreciation from the Lord Mayor, me bucko!"

So I took the MP-9 and went home, a job well done, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 31 Aug 11 - 09:06 PM

Yeah, it's always funny until someone gets hurt,










then it's hilarious.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Aug 11 - 09:00 PM

I shot the Shame
But I didn't shoot the deputies
(They all stood around and cheered).


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: gnu
Date: 31 Aug 11 - 07:13 PM

Don't fergit to wake me up fer that eh? Oh yah, oh yah...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Aug 11 - 06:49 PM

Max says he plans on this forum continuing indefinately....so if memory capcity keeps doubling every few years, aliens from NGC2153 may hit 85 billion when they dig thru our residue.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 31 Aug 11 - 06:14 PM

At this rate, we will reach the 85 billionth post about 2.317 million years after our sun novas. UNLESS we use the British billion (which I think is 100 millions and not 1000 millions). If we do, we just might make it. I ain't gonna do the math on that. Just trust me on this one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: I don't know
Date: 31 Aug 11 - 07:39 AM

Thought I would refresh this thread as only 3074 postings so far, have all the 'catters' posted at least once? If not they should.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 10 - 08:46 PM

Good news! Shane died recently, allright, but the Greys cloned him (twice), and he now walks among us yet again!

ON TO 85 BILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Nov 10 - 04:41 PM

I enjoyed this thread, sometime ago. Welcome back.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 12 Nov 10 - 04:32 PM

Seems BS is on the back foot and ripe for the taking. All we need to do is keep religion free and the posts will rocket.


livre conversação da religião somente


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: I don't know
Date: 24 Aug 10 - 03:54 AM

Crazy!! but maybe if we all keep trying when we come back in the afterlife some will say "look what those 21st century catters achieved, can't had anything better to do". Well I'm of to fetch some milk for morning coffee..byby.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Aug 10 - 11:32 PM

Oddly enough, Shane seems to have died again...if we can believe recent reports. If so, this thread's purpose has been destroyed along with its maker, and it will never reach 85 billion posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:41 PM

One COULD say that the Irish Setter gave Shame his re-birth....


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 01:15 PM

Well, he DID fall into a ditch of sorts....


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 12:58 PM

Gun? I know Rapaire do luv him some guns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 11:55 AM

Son of a....


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 11:37 AM

So that would make him a ...?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 07:25 PM

And to this very day, Shame McBride lives and, because she was the first thing he saw after the cesspool incident, he believes his mother is an Irish Setter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Jo King
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 05:34 PM

HA HA HA!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 11:31 AM

Unfortunately not. He was pulled from the ancient cesspool into which he'd drunkenly stumbled and revived by an Irish Setter licking him. There were humans around at the time, debating mouth-to-mouth, but they had decided against it. Unlike most humans, Irish Setters don't have better sense.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 10:59 AM

I thought Shane was dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 08:36 AM

I knew Shame wouldn't respond to my post. He's too busy trying to figure out if he's been insulted or not.

SHAME!!!
You've been insulted!!

There. My good deed for the day.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 09 - 11:07 AM

Ah, Shame, since you don't know your anal verge from your medial and lateral epicondyles you could hurt or even fracture your phalanges. In fact, you could possibly get your talus caught behind your uvula and THAT would require surgery to remove -- almost certainly a bi-lateral orchiectomy. In fact, that might be something you'd want to have done anyway, just to be safe. For you that would be like having your tonsils out or your toenails clipped -- a very minor procedure removing parts you can't and don't use anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 26 Apr 09 - 01:44 AM

Yeah? WEll you are gonna have a hard flippin' time to ignor the real hard kick in the ass that I give to, like, YOU one of these days, eh? And you know waht? You do not hafta thank me for it afters cos I would do it for free any time.

I been in moarnin' becoz it turnt out that you did not get shot by the flippin' firing skwad like you was sapposed to. What a flippin' DIS apointment that was! I bet yer whole flippin' state of Idahoe is really bummed out that you are still arownd. I know I am, eh? That is why I am saving my best kick fer YOU, bolthole!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 05:21 PM

I try to ignore the present, although I will always send a thank-you note.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:58 PM

I try to live in the present.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:02 PM

That's why you're always either early or late.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 02:47 PM

I don't wear a watch, Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 10 Apr 09 - 11:21 AM

This thread should flush Little Hawk out. He just can't resist it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 02:40 PM

Pretty stupid watch, huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 12:43 PM

What does your watch say?

It doesn't say anything, I have to look at it and figure it out myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 03:13 PM

He lives, He lives. The thread is rejuvenated. The time is now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 01:33 PM

What does your watch say?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 01:26 PM

What time is it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 07:51 PM

Well, here's a cut'n'paste from MOAB in which I have determined that Shame McBride is NOT dead. It is in response to a post by Don McBride:

Well Don, it's like this, and I got this straight from the horse's end, if you take my meaning.

My wife and I were driving the rental car back, gonna fly outa Dublin Airport, this past Friday morning. We had to top off the tank, so we pulling into a petrol station in Coolquoy, County Dublin -- I don't remember the brand, but it was one of the two stations along the R135 so it shouldn't be too hard to find.

I paid and when I came out there was a Garda (i.e., cop) there. He asked if I was Canadian and I said no, I was from the US. "Close enough at this distance," says he, "we need your help."

So I followed him around to the back of the station and there were four Gardai (copS) holding the scummiest looking human being it's been my misfortune to see in a very, very long time and I've seen some scummy ones, let me tell you.

A Sergeant came up and said, "Do you think, Sir, you could translate what this...personl...is saying? We think he wants to flip boltholes, but sure, it's hard to tell."

What the pitiable excuse for a human being was saying was very much like "Lissen you flippin' boltholes! Some Sudbury skanks tricked me and hit me on the head and when I flippin' woke up I was in a crate with a two-four of flippin BLUE and dozen day-old Tim's and it was flippin' COLD and I was goin' somewhere! So I figgered out I was in an airplane and would be rescued when I got to where ever I was goin' and then I'd hitch back from Toronto or Ottawa or where ever the flip I was and fix them flippin' bolthole skanks. Only when I woke up it was quiet and I could tell I wasn't in the flippin' airplane anymore, so I broke out of the crate and when I got outside I saw I WASN'T IN FLIPPIN' CANADA! I was so flippin' mad I screamed, which made somebody yell at me and I told them what a flippin' bolthole they were and when he came out he was like a flippin' TRUCK! So I ran. Finally I smelled (and I didn't FLIPPIN' BELIEVE IT!) what was Tim's coffee AND donuts! In where ever the flip I am! Next thing I know these four flippin' boltholes are draggin' me back through the window! I think they're cops and I'm Shane McBride of Blind River, Ontario, CANADA!"

I looked him over, such as there was to look at, and asked him quietly, "Do you know Rapaire?"

He broke into a long, not very creative, string of curses until one of the Gardai told him to "shut the feck up." I turned to the Sergeant and said, "Sergeant, I think this is Shane McBride of Blind River, Ontario. You'll have to check with the Canadian Embassy, but if it is the McBride person....

"Well, Sergeant, Shane McBride is probably the worst person in all of Ireland's long history. He betrayed Robert Emmett to the Brits, pointed out where Roger Casement was hiding in that tennis court, poisoned Theobald Wolfe Tone, sold out Owen Roe, blew out the lights on Banna Strand, informed on the Bold Fenian Men, laughed and coughed all over Pearse as he read The Declaration in front of the GPO, loaded the rifles that shot James Connolly, and gave Cromwell directions to both Armagh and Kilkenny. He got worse as he grew older."

"Right, Sir! Thank you!" said the Sergeant. Then he took out a truncheon and said to The Pitiable Excuse, "Come along, me bucko. We've got a right nice place fer yez."

I went back into the station, bought a dozen of Tim Horton's donuts which I gave to the Gardai, and then I got in the car and we left.

Just doing my bit to help law enforcement, Don.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 06:04 PM

Nenhuma rendição


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