BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 07 - 01:37 PM

Okay...so we have one Shane in the lockup in North Ontario, locked up...and the other Shane in the lockup in Nunavut, not locked up. Are we making progress or experiencing a series of setbacks here?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 01 Apr 07 - 10:58 AM

The flippin' retreads put me on shore! Kicked me off the boat! And they left me with the flippin' fisheaters at a Mounty post! All because all I did kwas to go in a closet that said "Mechanical" on the door. And I was just tryin' to make the heads work better so I wouldn't have to clean them so flippin' often! Flippin;' iceheads! All I did was somehow make the Captan's head a fountain, and it looked flippin' good, too, except for the stuff that was in it that got all over everythang.

So the left me at this flippin' mounty post in Nunofit or wharever I am. The mountys are makin' me scrub flippin' FLOORS for my keep! I'm a Canadian Citizen! And theyr makin[' me scrub their flippin' FLOOR while some imposter sits in Blind River drinkin' my beer, smokin' my stash, and havin' a good time with Don's money.

And the Mountys make me sleep in a JAIL CELL, but they leave the door open.

FLIP THIS! I want to go home!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 07 - 09:46 AM

Come to think of it, Don...here in the States such folks are called "Weenie Waggers" in prison. They have a pretty rough time of it, since they're taken to be more of a joke than a tough guy crook.

I hope he doesn't meet someone like Buggerem Frank or Snottynose or "Big" Dick O'Brien. They would make his jail time...interesting.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 07 - 09:39 AM

I doubt that donut-sucker can draw well enough for it to be so recognized by a court.

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 10:44 PM

True, but what about the obscene graffiti?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 10:34 PM

Don, I hate to tell you this but he'll be out, free as a bird, cleared of that charge. As the lawyers say, "De minimus non curat lex" or in English, "The law doesn't concern itself with trifles" and what he's got is about as small as it gets.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Big Brother Don
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 09:59 PM

Hey people! All youse out there in Innernetland? I hate to be the barer of bad news, eh? But get this...

Idiot-boy (the little brother Shane) got his self arrested again. The cops came about a half hour ago, questioned him, charged him, and took him away in the flippin' cruiser. And ya know what for?

EXPOSIN' HIS SELF BEHIND THE FLIPPIN' TIM HORTONS!!! HA! HA! HA! HA!

I could hardly flippin' beleve anyone would care, eh? I mean, it ain't like he has a lot to expose, right? Ask any really dumb girl in this town and she'll tell you! HA! HA! HA!

But the fact is that someone seen him whip it out and pee on the wall at the back of the donut shop. It was one of girls who was havin' a smoke break. She ran in and told her friend and they sneaked out and got a picture with her cellphone. The little brother was so busy that he didn't, like, notice, cos he was trying to draw pattersn on the wall or some flippin thing like that, eh? The Tim Hortons manager called the cops, and the rest is hystery.

So tell the world. My baby brother Shane has done it again! And this is a brand flippin' new charge too. He ain't been charged with this before, eh? Pretty cool. I put a check mark on the wall every time he gets charged fer somethin' new, so this is great. He's up to 85 check marks now and ain't murdered no one or robbed no banks. Flippin' impressive, eh? HA! HA! HA!

I gotta see if he can talk the cops into givin' him a slap on the rist...or maybe somewhere else...

We will see. I figger he's in fer a few days, that's all.

They charged him with obscene graffiti too. He did a picture on the wall with a spray can. What a looser, eh?

This means there will definitely be more beer in the fridge for at least a few days, and that can't be bad. I'm laffin'. I got my paycheck today too. I'm seriously laffin' here, people! Flippin' A! It's gonna be a nice quiet weekend, just me, Bernice, and all the beer we can drink. We will see if we can smuggle one in to the idiot-boy in the slammer so's he don't get suacidally depressed. I would not want that. McBrides have gotta stick toghether threw thick and thin. That's what family is for, eh?

- Don McBride

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From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 09:24 PM

Why wait until no one was looking? There's nothing there to see anyway.

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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 06:59 PM

I wisht I had you here, Rapaire, cos I would make you eat yer flippin' words. I drew a pitcher of you on the back wall of the Tim Hortons, eh? It shows you the way you really are. A total flippin' ;useless dipwad and idiot. Underneath it says

"RAPAIRE - the biggest flippin' looser in Idaho!"

When no one was lookin' I unzipped and peed on it. Har! Har! That is what I think of you!

- Shane

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From: IWTATBM
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 05:31 PM

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From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 04:37 PM

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Waddaya gonna do abouot it, punk? Come out to Idaho, where your ass will be grass and I'll be the lawn mower? Go on over to Timmy's place and suck a donut!

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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 04:05 PM

The flipper din't shoe up todya. The idiot is afraid of me. He ain't gonna show up. He is all talk and no flippin' ackshun, eh?

IWTISTHBM, what is yer flippin' prlblme? YOu think you ar e havi' n a rtuff time? Flip off.

If I see that stoopid ... :-(   thing again on this thrad I will kick yer flippin' ass!

- Shane

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From: IWTATBM
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 01:59 PM

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 09:35 AM

JeZUSS! That's it allright. (Shudder!) Hell of a lot of logs, eh? And rocks. And trees. I sure as hell am glad I'm as far south as Orillia.

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From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 09:28 AM

Genuine pictures of Northern       (Shane's the rightmost) Ontario, which Shane calls "God's Country."

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 30 Mar 07 - 01:09 AM

You are so flippin' lame, Rapaire! I flippin' pity you. I really do. Hear I am up here up in Gods' flippin' land...North Ontario...and yer sorry ass is stuck in the middle of flippin' Idaho! A dumphole of a place which is named after a flippin' skank that gided Jerry Lewis and Flipface Clark to the Pacific Ocean and probally flippin' slept with both of 'em every night of the hole flippin' trip! I know my hiswtery, man. Idaho is fulla skanks and morons AND majer loosers! And you are one of the majerest loosers, eH? Why don't YOU flippin' get a reel job, eh? You are startin' to tick me off.

- Shane (the one and only)

(so...KISS MY POSTERIOR!...I AM SUPERIOR!)(that's a song by a group that is totally HOT and I bet you never flippin' heard of 'em, right dipwad?)

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From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 10:47 PM

Come to think of it, at least we (and the police) know where "Shane" will be for at least three hours every day, assuming he knows how to tell time.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 08:51 PM

It doth appear that "Shane" needs Don to help him fight his fights. My younger brothers could fight their own fights -- they never ask for my help, and I didn't ask for theirs.

Well, I guess "Shane" feels he can't "take" this guy alone.....

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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 04:11 PM

Oh YEAH? You are headin' fer the biggest serprise of your sorry life, scumball! I will be waitin', eh? I will meet you in back of the Tim Horton's, bolthole, and you will find out what happins to people that flippin' steal MY identaty! Don't come to the house, dipwad, cos if you do me and my big brother Don will flippin' kill you deader than a flippin' flownder! Like I said, meet me at Timmy's. In the back parkin' lot, baby. I will be there. I am gonna steak it out every day between 4 pm and 7 pm untill you show up. Then you are gonna KISS THE FLIPPIN' GLOVE!!!!!!

- Shane (the one and only, the dude, the North Ontario Love Mashine, the MAN!)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 03:43 PM

You flippin' slug-nosed hairball! I know that youre smokin' my stash and drinkin' my beer. And when I get my hands on you I'm gonna flippin' tear you into pieces not even big anough for flippin' bait! I haven't cleaned fourty seven million flippin' heads to work my way back and find that you've flippin' stolen my idenity and beer and every flippin' thing I've worked to get!

You just wait til I get back, you flippin' doofus mucker!

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From: KB in Iowa
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 03:02 PM

Run free, let down your hair, shout from the highest mountain top, "I am here!"

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From: IWTATBM
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 02:25 PM

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From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 12:35 PM

I meant it as a metaphor, but hey, whatever turns ya on, ya know?

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From: GUEST,Canadienne
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 11:34 AM

it is?

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From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 11:05 AM

(It's kinda like kissing a frog.)

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From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 11:05 AM

Donuel posted! Donuel posted! That removes the curse from IWTATBM!!

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From: Donuel
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 09:41 AM

you guys are funnier than Martin Short but after my "loser" comic attempt I learned that a bad comic is worse than a bad proctologist.

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From: KB in Iowa
Date: 29 Mar 07 - 09:17 AM

Or maybe even a fight.

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From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 10:07 PM

I do believe that this might possibly lead to fisticuffs.

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From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 09:08 PM

Oh, my.

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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 05:45 PM

No, YOU lissen, you flip-faced son of a Sudbury under-age skankette! The only one who has a right, and I meen a flippin' GODgiving rigth to smoked my flippin' stash and cleane out Don's money and beer is ME. I, me and myself, eh? Not YOU! You stay on yer flippin' boat and freeze yer flippin' mungoberries off where you belong which ain't here!

- Shane (the real and only one)

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From: KB in Iowa
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 05:38 PM

Sorry, IWTATBM, I really can't help you. Maybe you could lift the curse yourself, you know, with eye of newt and the feather of an Archaeopteryx or some such. Give it a shot, can't hurt.

They had a DVD of "Fried Green Tomatoes" at the store over the weekend but I didn't really want to spend $9.44 on it. Guess I have to wait until someone returns a copy to the library.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 01:59 PM

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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 09:25 AM

Listen, you flippin' rat-livered loser! If you've smoked up my flippin' stash and cleaned out Don's money and beer I'm going to stick your flippin' head up you're flippin' backside and keep shovin' until you disappear! I'm going to use you for flippin' fish bait anyway when I get back!

Shane (the real one)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Mar 07 - 12:28 AM

You are totally flippin' OUT of it, man! I don't know what the flip you are on but I flippin' wish I had some, eh? If you ever make it off the flippin' boat and get to Blind River, mister idiot-boy-bolthole-flipface-retread, I will kick yer flippin' stoopid ass right outta town. Trust me. You will kiss the glove, dimwit! And then you will kiss the flippin' ground, eh?

- Shane (the real one!)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 09:17 PM

This stinks, man! This flippin' place is full of Eskeemos and it's flippin' COLD! We got that flippin' idiot out of the ice and HE'S on the way South! WE gotta go to some other place up here because the eskeemos need something or some other flippin' reason. But I don't get to leave the flippin' boat! Do you boltholes know how many flippin' heads one of these boats has got? Do you?

Well, I know every flippin' one of them! And no beer and no smoke and unless I sneak using this computer I can't use them just because they caught me lookin' pictures of naked women! Flippi8n' retreads!

I just want to get back to Blind flippin' River! Or even close!

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From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 04:21 PM

They're giving away free IWTATBM?? Where?

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From: IWTATBM
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 04:08 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 03:33 PM

Free IWTATBM!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 11:15 AM

Okay. Just checking. I put it away and, as soon as everything is sorted out, I'll give it to Shane.

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From: IWTATBM
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 07:48 AM

:(

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From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 11:01 AM

IWTATBM, is that you? 'Cause if it ain't, I've go me a double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun loaded with #4 buckshot right here.

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From: GUEST
Date: 24 Mar 07 - 05:36 AM

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From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 09:22 PM

Certainly, IWTATBM. But there are Questions To Be Answered about it and I doubt that a Marsh Test would be accurate enough. And while a titration of liver samples would certainly be definitive, we don't have any to titrate.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:43 PM

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From: IWTATBM
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:12 PM

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From: KB in Iowa
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:08 PM

I can't argue with you there IWTATBM but I don't know that I agree with your other point. Could you provide more examples, perhaps that might help me get my mind around your premise.



Nice to hear from you again GUEST,Canadienne, it's been a long time since you graced our little party. As you can see, things are in a bit of a muddle.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 05:00 PM

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From: GUEST,Canadienne
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 04:44 PM

Confused? - you soon will be....

I think I saw this soap on TV Rapaire :)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 04:15 PM

Or, to answer your question, maybe.