BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 06 - 10:12 AM

Don't eat tomatoes at all. They're related to datura, and that's "Deadly Nightshade" and it can kill you deader'n that horse my brother shot. Horrible way to go, too, with hallucinations and it's really bad shit, man. It's Jimson Weed.

Don't eat tomatoes or you'll die.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 08 Oct 06 - 07:46 AM

(update of the proposed argument for newcomers to the thread)

….. I believe people who eat green tomatoes are fools, yes FOOLS. Not only do they taste horrible there is a statistical risk of poisoning. Far better to let green tomatoes ripen on the windowsill or make green tomato chutney. What do you say to that then eh? Feeling a bit defensive eh? Want to put the case for green tomato eating eh (if you possibly can).

(Don't hold back on this one)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 06 - 10:40 PM

You could also close the suitcase so they couldn't get out, and then you'd have a lifetime supply of dead flies.

Speaking of dead flies, I notice Shane hasn't been around lately.

Did you hear the story about the farmer who wouldn't put up window screens? The local agricultural agent told him that it would be healthier, that it would keep out the flies that also infested the outhouse. The farmer said, no, he'd just toss some lime down the outhouse and that was lots cheaper than screens.

So a few weeks later the ag agent comes around again the lo and behold, the house is fully screened! He asked the farmer what convinced him to put up screens, and the farmer replied, "Well, I noticed that the flies were leaving little white footprints in my food."

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 06 - 06:45 PM

After you do that, stuff it with green tomatoes and eat it. Cooked is better, IMO.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Codwrangler
Date: 07 Oct 06 - 05:14 PM

You are sooo RIGHT!!! Only idiots eat green tomatoes! I get sick thinking about it. It makes me want to get my hands on a large fish and choke the life out of it!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 07 Oct 06 - 05:06 PM

This thread is very sluggish of late isn't it? I've requested an action plan from you, but with no response (more sluggishness). So I've had a think and it's occurred to me that controversial threads seem to get a lot of posts in a short space of time. So, if we get a bit of controversy going here, it should help us along. How about this for controversy (let The Shambles know, he'll have something to say about this no doubt):

….. I believe people who eat green tomatoes are fools, yes FOOLS. Not only do they taste horrible there is a statistical risk of poisoning. Far better to let green tomatoes ripen on the windowsill or make green tomato chutney. What do you say to that then eh? Feeling a bit defensive eh? Want to put the case for green tomato eating eh (if you possibly can).

Recipes for green tomato chutney also welcome.

If this doesn't work I'm definitely leaving for good this time - I really mean it.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 06 - 02:06 PM

It's nothing if not ambitious! "To boldly post where no man has posted before..."

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Cordwangler
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 03:40 PM

This looks like a very interesting thread. Reading through has made me chuckle so I thought I'd leave you a post as a thank you and to help you along a bit. Best of luck with your endeavours.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 02:49 PM

If you kept some dog manure in the suitcase...fresh dog manure, that is...then you would be guaranteed a continuing supply of flies, providing the suitcase was kept partly open so they could get in.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 06 Oct 06 - 12:31 PM

I begin to question whether or not we will make it. No, must not get discouraged. I used to have a frog suitcase. We kept his extra flies in it.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Peace
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 03:54 PM

Bunch of fookin' slackers. SLACKERS, I say. If x number of people post at the rate of y/z per n, then in no time at all we shall be at 85 billion posts. For the want of a horse we threw away the nail and the kingdom was kissed by a frog and turned into a suitcase. Do NOT try this at home, folks.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 05 Oct 06 - 01:54 PM

This threads wearing a bit thin lately don't you think? No posts since Monday. We need a plan of action. .... Anybody got a plan of action?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:18 PM

Look, BDiBR. It's a well-known fact that you caught the dose from a sheep. A female sheep to be sure, but a sheep nevertheless. We all know why you wear velcro gloves, pal.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:07 PM

The water is cold AND deep. I know.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 05:29 PM

You go flip yourself, you retread! I am "the Dude" in this town and if you was here you would know that, eh? Women lust after me. Men wish they WAS me. And that's the flippin' size of it. THIS flippin' BIG, man!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 05:24 PM

Posts do seem to lag a bit over the weekend, don't they?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 09:09 PM

Dear GUEST,I was there at the beginning man: Something simple like Chuck or Percival or Mehitabel.

Shane: The whole world knows that not only do you have a case of "the screamin' pees", but also that you have crabs. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 03:50 PM

Thanks for your suggestion guru, I'll put it on the list.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 03:09 PM

How about "Flipface"? That name ain't took yet, and people will remember it real easy too, eh?

Hey, GUEST? Go flip yourself about the flippin' dose!!!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 03:04 PM

Hi dudes (and respect to my fellow I'll be/I was there men). I'm thinking about joining Mudcat as a member and need a name. 'I was there at the beginning man' is cool I know (!) but no one will take me seriously if I post as that on other threads (you know, above the line). They'll just think I'm a description or something as some of the MOABites did. I'm not sure if this is a first for Mudcat (?), but I'd like your suggestions for a name please. I'll choose the one I like best and if the name's not taken will become it. Thanks for your suggestions.

Good to see you post again O wise one, please don't be a stranger to your flock.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 11:13 AM

BUT did you get over the dose?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 30 Sep 06 - 09:58 AM

Okay, like, I am back, eh? And I am still the boss! Believe it, you loosers! Women all want me. Men all wish they was me and look up to me. I am majorly cool and totally on top of things, eh? Julian in Trailer Park Boys is my roll model, so I am workin' on puttin' together my own "Freedom 35" plan so's I can retier and enjoy the rest of my life without doin' no work or nothin' like that. That will be way long before this thread is over. This thread will be my, like, testiment to a life that was flippin' well spent, eh?

Rock on dudes!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 11:45 PM

Or not. They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 10:51 PM

This could be one of the more important threads in the history of music. We may find out who put the bomp in the bomp ssssh bomp ssssh bomp, and find out who that man was so we can shake his hand. WOW. Talk about yer profound revelations.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I was there in the middle man
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 10:27 PM

Here I am, man! I wasn't there at the beginning, and I may not be there at the end, but I'm here now, somewhere in the middle. Of course as the thread gets longer I'll have to keep posting becos the middle keeps moving around, but I'm in it for the long haul.

Of course at some point I might have to stop posting so that I'm not there at the end. Who knows when the end will be? Wow man, that's really deep! So many deep and unanswered questions which may, or may not, be eventually answered in this thread.....

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 04:31 PM

Joey: Shane! Come back!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 04:01 PM

BDiBR is likely sleepin' it off in jail. Bad dose of clap and no doubt crabs from that gal he spent six dollars on. Now it's gonna cost him twice that to get rid of the crabs and if he has no insurance, about $30 to get rid of the dose.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 03:40 PM

No KB it was another false departure. I'm back for good this time. It's getting busy on this thread nowadays isn't it? All these new (and welcome) faces eh. Remember in the olden days when we used to worry that the thread wouldn't last the week? Remember our prophet BDiBR, I wonder where he is these days? Still inspiring others around the world as he did us I expect. Oh for another coded message.

In case you're wondering I'm not related to 'I'll be there at the end man'. All we need now is an 'I was there in the middle man' and we'll have the set.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 02:03 PM

Breathe

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I'll be there at the end, man.
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 12:22 PM

He couldn't handle the pressure. He couldn't go the distance. He will never be a contender. Not like me. I'll be there at the end, man...

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 29 Sep 06 - 12:10 PM

IWTATBM, have you left the site, never to return?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:06 AM

DACHSHUNDS WILL BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO ACCOMODATE YOU.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 09:21 PM

Well, dachshunds will do anything for food. Absolutely anything.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Peace
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 08:54 PM

You can too, but you have to pet 'em first.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 08:40 PM

IBO, you are gonna fit right in here.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 08:26 PM

TWO SNOWMEN IN A FIELD AND ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS          CAN YOU SMELL CARROTS

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:50 PM

Two true, Mario.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: MMario
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:30 PM

maths are all wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 03:11 PM

Oh, joy, Mudcat's main Christian found this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I'll be there at the end, man.
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 04:20 PM

And that's more than any of you can say!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 03:37 PM

Tarheel has got a good point. Should we have a 1 billion thread as well?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: tarheel
Date: 26 Sep 06 - 03:23 PM

i, for one, do not understand what the big deal is about a thread that reads...will this thread reach 2 billion post?
think about a billion...
one billion seconds ago, it was 1959!
one billion minutes ago,Jesus was still here on Earth!
one billion hours ago, our ancestors were walking on all fours here on earth!
so...what is the big deal here...
at least 2 or 3 threads here are asking those questions...
if that's all the information and discussions going on here,then count me out!
i have more important things to do and talk about!
i have a life !
Tar...

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 03:24 PM

Hi, honey, I'm home.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 06:46 PM

A post for this thread is a post for posteriors.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 05:30 PM

I would like to say that I do not in any way consider this thread to be a threat to my attaining my great objective, the love of Winona Ryder, in the 5000 posts thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 05:01 PM

We could try one letter at a time - that would scare them witless. OK I'll start you off. I'm off to bed early tonight because I am very t

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: DMcG
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 04:55 PM

I see the 5000-ers are trying to compete by posting one word at a time. We would not stoop to that, would we?

Answers consisting just of "Yes", "No", "Never" and so forth can assumed. (However, if someone wants to post those in other languages, I probably wouldn't spot it.)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 09:23 PM

Genital warts? It all depends on whom you ask. Trolls, Orcs, and Goblins all value genital warts highly. Elves? Well, that's a different story! No Elf has EVER had genital warts....or any warts at all for that matter.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 09:16 PM

Holy ratshit, Batman. I just noticed I've been calling this the 85 TRILLION thread. I notice it's entitled 85 BILLION thread. Whew. That sure saves us some time and posting. Piece o' cake now.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Sep 06 - 09:14 PM

I have been posting on this thread for a long time. I am NOT a MOAB infiltrator. In fact, I have contributed only three or four posts to MOAB since its inception. I am a full-fledged member of the 85 trillion thread.

So, the genital warts are a bad Idea? OK then, I'll pass. Thank you ofr the info. (And I take it clap would be a bad idea too, huh?)