BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 03:00 PM

It don't take a flippin Weinstein to figure it out, dipwad! You ever heard the old espression "Nature abores a vacume?" That means Nature ain't interested in havin' no vacumes around and will fill it faster than a fart down a lightning rod, eh? That is why there is no flippin' vacumes in space. The only place there is a vacume is where some people have made one...like in a thermos...and they made it by suckin' all the air out. People suck, man. Ya know why? Because they are so good at it, that's why.

Ya gotta stick with yer main talents to get somewheres in life. If you had done that, fer eggzample, you would be servicin' lonesome stray dogs and rich flower sniffers in flippin' Mexico now instead of buggin' people like me on the flippin' Net.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 02:44 PM

Oh no. Teeny-Weeny said that there is no vacuum. Teeny-Weeny has to figure it out himself. And Teeny-Weeny won't be able to.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 12:46 PM

how does a vacuum bottle know to keep something hot or cold?

I have always heard this is because the thermos is the greatest invention of all time. AI, if you will.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 09:19 AM

Yeah? Then how does a vacuum bottle know to keep something hot or cold, Teeny-Weeny?

And as for things still being around in the Universe, remember the night you proposed to that skank in Sudbury because you thought that this would make her come across? And that she accepted and then told you she was saving herself for marriage? Hmmmm? How do you think Officer Dana is gonna take that when she finds out, hmmm? Or that the girl's father and brothers are still looking for you, shotguns in hands?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 11:19 PM

Yeah, right. That's all you know. Space ain't a vacume, you dummy. Space is fulla invisible stuff that is like a...like a matrix, eh? That's what Artixes told me. He said there ain't one single bit of space that ain't chock full of that invisible stuff and that all kinds of energies, like light and other stuff, move through that stuff in waves. He said that Earth people are totally worng when they say space is a vacume but that they will find out different some day.

He says that anything that happens in space sends out vibes through the stuff like on a spiderweb and the vibes go to the whole flippin' universe! This means that all the stoopid stuff that you have ever said and did has gone out to the whole flippin' universe and is recorded there in flippin' waves like grafetee on a flippin' wall!

It makes me sick to think of that. I would be doin' the universe a big favor to put a flippin' end to you, man. Think of the damage you already done in yer idiot life by now! Jeez. Flippin' awful.

I am gonna talk to Artixes and Meklorr and the others and see if I can get them to go to Ida-flippin'-HO and deal with you cos you are like a violent diseese, man. You have got to be stopped!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 10:48 PM

By the way, Teeny-Weeny, space is a vacuum and therefore is neither hot nor cold.

If you don't belief me, ask yourself how a vacuum bottle knows how to keep hot things like coffee hot and cold things like beer cold.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 05:03 PM

Teeny-Weeny, are you saying you're going to dump up somewhere around Uranus? Someplace all nasty and wipe-free?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 04:48 PM

When I am done savin' the universe...and savin' YER sorry asses, let me flippin' reemind you!...I will get my pals the Greys to flippin' beam all youse flipheads clean off this planet and on to some bare flippin' peece of a goddamm rock that is floatin' aroudn out there in space halfways to flippin' Plooto. You will be laffin' out of the other sides of yer stoopid faces THEN! Ha! Boy will I enjoy watchin' youse turnin' blue from the lacke of air and cold in flippin' deep space and youse will be beggin' me to let youse in the spaceship and I will just say "See ya later, flipface! Bye, bye. Don't forget to flippin' write."

The last thing you will see through yer dyin' eyes is my middle finger pointin' straight up and in yer direction.

Just wait, boltholes. Just wait.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 04:29 PM

Teeny-Weeny is back? I thought he was dead.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 04:19 PM

Henceforth, please refer to the aforesaid "Shane" by his correct name: Teeny-Weeny.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 04:16 PM

That was just Rapaire trying to drive Shane totally out of his tiny mind. And he fairly much succeeded in that, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 03:15 PM

Shane is back? I thought he was dead.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 02:00 PM

That would be an improvement. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 09:13 AM

Alright, I won't go around calling him "the late "Shane" McBride" any more.

I'll call him "Teeny-Weeny Shane."

How's that?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 10:37 PM

Geez, Rapaire, you have to stop torturing poor Shane in this fashion. I'm afraid the guy will have a coronary. He's back now. Don started a thread about it. He has returned from deep space, none the worse for wear.

He now has plans to save the world and marry Officer Dana. Big plans, eh? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 07:46 PM

Dear Impostor, you'd probably enjoy being killed. Kicking around in the dirt, your sphincters cutting loose....

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 06:59 PM

Dear Impostor of the Late "Shane":

1. Idaho has the death penalty, although YOU might avoid it on the grounds of mental incompetence.

2. I own several rifles, pistols, and shotguns and know very well how to use them. Further, I wouldn't hesitate to do so if my life or the life of another were threatened. In your case, I would have to use armor-piercing bullets, because that's about the only thing that MIGHT penetrate your head. I'm not sure about your stomach; the fat padding might stop anything short of artillery.

3. I flippin' taught hand-to-hand combat: hands, sticks, knives, rope, wire -- you name it.

4. I haven't killed anyone for a long time and I miss it. Please, please, come out here and number my days for me. Pretty please?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 02:20 PM

"Shane" McBride: he gave his life for all of us.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 01:11 PM

Youse can both go FLIP yourselfs! Taht was not me. It was some inperonsonator pretendin' to be me.

I would not apologize to a flippin' idiot like you, Rapaire, if you gave me a hunnert million dollars to! I have flippin' HAD it. Yer days are numbered, man.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 08:49 AM

Your apology is accepted.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 08:22 AM

Jeez, yer rite. You don't have to go or nothin. I'm just bein a bolthole and I shkoudn't be steeling a dead guys idenity. Look, I'm like, dsorry, you know?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 06:13 PM

I would, if you were truly "Shane" McBride instead of a flippin' imposter bolthole, bolthole.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 02:53 PM

JEE-ZUSS!

I don't know what the flip you are ON, man, but I wisht I could get some!

You are missin' a few cards outta the deck, know'm sayin'? You are a few beer short of a 12 pack.

Now look here, dipstick, I wanna remind you about somehting. Who started this here flippin' thread???? EH???? Whose thread is this????

It's mine, that's who's thread it is adn you don't hold no flippin' waitght on this thread, eh? You are flippin' SKWATTING on this thread, man! You are an illegel Immagrant on this here thread! You are a fippin' WETBACK!

I wnat you OUTTA HERE! You don't belong here no more. I flippin' ORDER you to get the FlIP OFFA MY 85 BILLION POST THREAD and DON't COME BACK NO MORE!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 10:04 AM

So...you don't deny that you are STEALING THE IDENTITY of the late "Shane" McBride, Don McBride's little brother? I have no doubt you want to take the inheritance he left to his widow and children! Poor Mary, trying to raise three kids all by herself with only the millions "Shane" left, and now a scumbag comes along pretending that HE is "Shane" McBride so that he can rip the crumbs from the mouths of children!

There are no words to describe how far beneath contempt such a person is. But I am arranging for a couple of friends from Detroit to drop around and take you for a nice ride in the country, or maybe they'll show you their new boat. In any case, they'll explain a few things about being nice to widows and children.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 10:32 PM

Man...

You are such a flippin' lair. Un-flippin'-be-leeavbale. It's like lissening to a busted water mane or somethin'. It just goes on and flippin' on and nOTHING can make it stop, eh?

Jeezus Flip.

Get a life, man. I mean it. I am sorry that I even waisted the time it takes to tell you this but you are FLIPPED! Totally. I am glad that I do not have none of yer fambly's jeans in my blood, eh? I would ask the cops to shoot me dead right now if I thought I did.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 09:37 PM

Listen, you scum-lickin', slug-lovin' lousy excuse for a human! The late "Shane" McBride was a gentleman; temperate, educated, and well-spoken. For you to pretend to be him is an insult to his memory and in earlier times could only be washed away with YOUR blood. You want that? I kin give it to you -- guns, knives, swords, fists, you name it. I kin drink more whiskey, beer OR water than any man alive. I once got thirsty and tipped up the Snake River, before I was done I'd drunk the Snake and the Columbia dry and was working on the Pacific Ocean. I drank up the liquor AND beer in every tavern, bar, gin mill or private home from Halifax, Nova Scotia to San Diego, California and back to Portland, Maine with a side trip up to Yellowknife. I've bit off enough ears to string a necklace from St. Louie to Frisco and back agin, with the eyes I've gouged out set between 'em. Beautiful women throw themselves at me, panting with lust, and when I'm done with 'em they're just dried up shells of their former selves, but oh! so very happy.

Now, if you keep up the lyin' that you're "Shane" McBride I'm gonna come up there and shove you down your own throat and keep shovin' until you disappear like a cowflop in a rainstorm.

YOU HEAR ME, MAGGOT???

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 08:09 PM

FLIP YOU!!!!!!!!!   You are the one who is flippin' DEAD, man! You are flippin' dead from the nees up and from the hat down, you corkpullin' fliphead! I have seen roadkills that were not as dead as you! You stink! I will come to Ida-flippin'-HO one of these days and find yer sorry ass and then you WILL be sorry. Mark my flippin' words, bolthole!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 06:20 PM

Look, faker. "Shane" McBride is no longer with us. He's passed away. Gone to the Other Side. Croaked. Kicked the bucket. Bought the farm. And I don't like you badmouthin' him by pretending you are him, got that? I say, YOU GOT THAT, MAGGOT?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 05:40 PM

I ain't as flippin' late as you think - Dipwad! You are the one who is flippin' late every time, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 05:26 PM

The late, unlamented "Shane" told me it was so.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 04:13 PM

But not the other way around.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 03:53 PM

Yeah. And vice-versa.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 09:12 AM

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 10:10 PM

Good cigar, but trying?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 05:57 PM

Good try but no cigar

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 05:09 PM

Black Magic meets Reality, who'll win?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 04:46 PM

Name That Thread

the answer is BOTH

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 09:23 AM

How about this?

(With a tip of the hat to Emma B)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 10:19 PM

Or maybe the currently-popular Uncle Sam?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 09:10 PM

Yosemite Sam doesn't suit Yosemite Sam's beard. How about a Van Dyke, with sneering mustachios?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 08:12 PM

Yes, but which beard? Would he suit Yosemite Sam's beard, for instance?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 06:05 PM

I think you'd suit a beard

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 05:39 PM

When I was a teen I tried growing my hair long but I wound up looking like Robert Plant. All frizzy and wild. I didn't like it so I haven't tried since. Couldn't have grown a beard then and now that I could I don't want to.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 05:32 PM

I'd say long hair and a beard, but I'm no authority.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 05:32 PM

I have a sting in my repartee.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 05:26 PM

OK, then, how long is eternity? I'm thinking about 5 miles.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 05:23 PM

That was kind of a waspish response Rapaire.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 05:13 PM

That would make you a son of a bee, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 05:07 PM

In order to do my bit for the 85 Billion thread I have decided to respond to other thread questions here. My first response is 'a bee'. Thank you

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 09:16 PM

I wouldn't think that you'd have to come all the way to Idaho to buy dope. But to each his own.

Driggs is about 2 hours east of here. It's where all the millionaires who used to live in Jackson Hole moved to after the billionaires forced them out.