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colon-eating test thread: colonoscopy???

Joe Offer 23 Feb 99 - 03:54 AM
Joe Offer 23 Feb 99 - 04:00 AM
Art Thieme 23 Feb 99 - 11:31 AM
Felipa 23 Nov 22 - 07:26 PM
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Subject: colon-eating test thread: colonoscopy???
From: Joe Offer
Date: 23 Feb 99 - 03:54 AM

The 'Cat seems to be eating thread titles that have punctuation in them, making lots of threads titled "Lyrics Request" that infuriate many of us so much. I suspect the culprit may be colons in the thread title. Then again, it might be more likely to be semicolons, which have a more common function in HTML. Let's see what happens.
Max & Mike, please take note of this problem. Also note that the 'Cat also still doesn't seem to like certain characters, like those curly quotation marks in documents copy-and-pasted from word processors.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: colon-eating test thread: colonoscopy???
From: Joe Offer
Date: 23 Feb 99 - 04:00 AM

'Tain't semicolons, neither. Is there anybody who's had the problem who can figure out what they did that made their thread title truncate?
This thread is one that had problems.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: colon-eating test thread: colonoscopy???
From: Art Thieme
Date: 23 Feb 99 - 11:31 AM

Joe,

I can't seem to anal-yze yer problem.

Art


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Subject: RE: colon-eating test thread: colonoscopy???
From: Felipa
Date: 23 Nov 22 - 07:26 PM

time to expand this thread in another direction; I was surprised to find the following titles on youtube: [note use of both semi-colon and full colon]
As luck would have it, the performances are in folk and country vein rather than rock/pop/jazz

The Colonoscopy Song, sung by Peter Yarrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRPMR-KDXJE Deb Seymour, Colonoscopy

Colonoscopy performed by Many Strings

Tim Hawkins, Colonoscopy Song

Colonoscopy Song - The Rural Characters "I never thought I'd see the day, when I would volunteer to pay to suffer such profound indignities" words subtitled on screen

The Colorectal Surgeon Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2gABYTmXos performed by Bowser and Blue

THE COLORECTAL SURGEON SONG (Working Where the Sun Don't Shine)
Words and Music © George Bowser and Rick Blue (Bowser and Blue) SOCAN

We praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine
Respect the colorectal surgeon
It's a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Let's all do the finger wave

When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques
Some spread joy to the world
Others just spread cheeks
Some may think the cardiologist
Is their best friend
But the colorectal surgeon knows
He'll get you in the end

Why be a colorectal surgeon?
It's one of those mysterious things
Is it because, in that profession
There are always openings?
When I first met a colorectal surgeon
He did not quite understand
I said, "hey - it's nice to meet you
But, do you mind if we don't shake hands?"

He sailed right through medical school
Because he was a whiz
But he never thought of psychology
When he read "Passages"
A doctor he wanted to be
For golf he loved to play;
But this is not quite what he meant
By eighteen holes a day

Respect the colorectal surgeon
Here and now we'll raise a glass
For the rectal surgeon, like the rectum
Can tell a liquid from a gas
We praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine

I also sampled the Bowel Preparation Shuffle but it isn't folky
nor is Colonoscopy Parody Song and Colonoscopy It's Not That Bad


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Subject: RE: colon- test thread: colonoscopy???
From: Felipa
Date: 23 Nov 22 - 08:02 PM

Fred Marple, Colonoscopy Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv3gIGbTwss

"The Likely Lads" added a couple of verses to Bowser and Blue's Colorectal Surgeon song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXBM4kWSmcM


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Subject: RE: colon-eating test thread: colonoscopy???
From: keberoxu
Date: 24 Nov 22 - 06:38 PM

So have you figured out the punctuation situation?


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Subject: RE: colon-eating test thread: colonoscopy???
From: GerryM
Date: 24 Nov 22 - 08:25 PM

John Dengate's song, Rectal Bleeding Clypso, was posted some years ago to https://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=1133570&messages__Message_ID=1133570


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