Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.

Subject: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 11:36 AM

Our village is having it's annual fund raiser/rave up on SUNDAY 3rd September, and we need kindly musicians to do a spot on the village green sometime between 5pm to 10pm, there is a small PA and a couple of SM58's supplied by The Vicar.

The very lovely MUPPET has agreed to do a spot, which is reason enough to come along in itself!

The Vicar is also a professional ELVIS impersonator(yes really) and he will do his act.

Make a day of it,pop along and dine with Penelope and myself at The Chapel and drink your way through my extensive wine collection.

Marmite is also available.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 11:59 AM

I'm sure that the Fragrant One and I will attend if we are spared.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 12:01 PM

HWB will be there Teddy as long as we can sort plans as per PM.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 01:38 PM

What a pity that is Elteddo!!!!

It is my session at "Monks Walk" that day so it is unlikely I will be able to attend.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: harpmaker
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 03:31 PM

Christine and I will be there Xrayted, we could not miss such an impressive line up; WOT!
Will you be doing a spot on the plaggi guitar?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,Ted in a site lobby in Brigg
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:48 AM

Thanks a million chaps! I can pick you and the frgarant one up and return you Les. The locals will be well impressed with this plethora of talent. Obviously I will sort the details out with you nearer the time. Penny will compose a luncheon of immense proportions, but I need to know if there are any vegetarians amongst you? I know muppet is, but I have already got marmite in for him.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,still in a lobby in Brigg
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:53 AM

ps: Sorry john, I will have to play!

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 07:48 AM

I'll bring a flask of tea. Can we still wear sandles in september Ted? Ah memmories of Humbleton. That's where I met my first sh--p.................

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 07:53 AM

Hello Dereck/Derek/Derrick. Glad to see you can make it. Your sophisicated beige attire will contrast mightily with our 'yokel brown'
                  Brigg, the true erhh....

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 09:53 AM

Wheres humbleton?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: harpmaker
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 02:33 PM

Near withErnwicK

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,Psychomorris
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 01:25 PM

to harpmaker Is Ernwick near Humbleton? So where else could Humbleton be? I know England well but not Ernwick.Ha Ha

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 05:14 AM

Have you never seen 'The witches of Elstronwick'? Eek eek................................................

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 02:56 AM

It's near Hull.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 04:47 AM

Where's Hull

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 05:29 AM

Near Bradford.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 08:30 AM

Many unknown facts have gone unmentioned about Humbleton for years. In 1066 Humbleton had nothing what so ever to do with The Great Fire of London. The inventor of Blackpool rock once went to the toilet of the same person who once drove through Humbleton. Elvis has been reincarnated and lives in Humbleton not Mars as previously believed, please keep this a secret and tell everyone else to keep it a secret. Seven mobile phones now operate from Humbleton.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 08:34 AM

Yo Dave,
       I hope you have plenty of factor 50 on your head at the moment. For any students of the history of East Yorkshire, try this- google the OLD name for Humbleton, which was 'HUMELTONE' and you can read all about our splendid village.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:10 AM

Green writing.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rockhen
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 06:09 AM

But.....hushed whisper.....Hull is.....gulp....over t' bridge.....shocked gasp

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 06:29 AM

What bridge?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rockhen
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 06:34 AM

Tis the big wobbly swingy one over the muddy river ...from whence no man nor woman ever returned...

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 08:30 AM

I'm dreadfully sorry, Ted old chap, but I'm afraid that we'll have to scratch from Humbleton's celebrations, as I've realised it's the Sunday of the Hull Shanty Festival. Apart from that Maggie is away most of the the day in Bradford learning to be an even better therapist. Hope the day goes well for you.

Les

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 09:21 AM

Bugger! I've bought some Silvikrin extra silky conditioner for nowt then Les.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 09:31 AM

You could try it on the dog!
Anyway I've told you before where to get the stuff!
Lush

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:04 AM

Nay Mr. Fromull tell Maggie, Bradfud is closed on that day

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:13 AM

Hello Rockhen how is thee - why not bring your nibble fingers and black and white keyboard over to Humbletone and delight us with a few tunes? The bridge toll is only £2.70 with a scenic view both ways!!

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:29 AM

Yeh, I had forgot about Shantying and skulling large amounts of ale in "The Minerva" with Herself,the Fragrant One, Mr.Fromull, Linda and Hazel and the rest of the 'ull and Beverley dryland sailiors.

"Rolling down to old Maui and that......................."

God, it's hard enjoying yerself.

Forebitters - the true path.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:40 AM

Forsake all others and get your bums down to sunny Humbleton! The Minerva is about 15minutes from our house!

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:00 PM

Hay Ted, I WONT Abandon yer, but Mick seein as how I'm over in Ted land on the Sunday how easy is it to get there from ULL as the shanty fest sounds all reight, could I do both?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM

Bloody easy mupps, I will ring you.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rockhen
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:29 PM

Hi Sttaw Legend
Would've liked to annoy folks with my plonkin' but we are already doing family stuff that weekend. Shame. Have a good time all of you!   Oh... and raise lotsa dosh, too!

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 08:55 AM

What are you driving Ted? 15mins from Corparation Pier no way Elteday!!! - whats with the new name bye the bye?

Muppett you could do both while you are here,you will love the Shanty Festival. Plenty going on both days Sat and Sun. Come up on the Saturday or friday I will put you up, then you could do the Humbleton thingy on the Sunday.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:16 AM

It's 10.3 miles and it will take you 26 minutes, so says my little thingy! Any quicker than that and I'll be contacting the local Constabulary.

There's no buses, no buses on a Sunday...

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:22 AM

Speed limit signs are 'advisory' to me Les. You can easily reach 110mph on Hedon Road.
I changed my name after my sex change Mick. The name 'Ted' didn't seem right anymore somehow. I have been thinking of changing my name to 'Flamenco Edwina'

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:28 AM

Maggie says we could do the Humbleton thing after the shanty fest finishes. I got it wrong about her being in Bradford, that's the next weekend. I really must get an up-to-date calandar, this 1947 one's rubbish.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:33 AM

If I remember rightly from last year the Shanty fest finished round about 4.39ish so that is a possibillity.

Getting there could be the problem.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:37 AM

That is spiffing news Les!! Penny has at least one vegetarian to cook for then. I will be in Monks Walk on sunday so we can chew the details over then.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 02:46 AM

So Humbletone here we all come - marvellous

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 06:26 AM

We did'nt go as far as to say that.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 11:24 AM

feresh

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 12:06 PM

hEllo jOhn. You wont be going in for the village 'pipe smoker of the year' competition then Mick? Well done on chucking fags, I fail in the attempt on a regular basis.
Brown, the new beige

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 05:06 AM

Did you not know 'tired that you don't "smoke" a pipe you "wear" one?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 05:24 AM

Does it have an airport Ted? And what is security like?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 08:46 AM

Sonny Barger is handling air traffic control, and Donovan is in charge of Security Derek/Derrick?Dereck. So all should be well. Pip, Merry and Mervin are going to pop along and give us a tune or two as well.
       Propane, the true gas!

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 09:01 AM

To save any problems Ted it may be advisable for everyone to be naked, just a thought...

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 09:46 AM

With all that propane nudity might be a singe dangerous

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 08:23 AM

I assume passing wind is o/k prior to passport control?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,greenman
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 11:44 PM

humbleton in its 6 fingered glory-it rocks.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 07:07 AM

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