BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 29 Jun 13 - 02:36 AM

CI

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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Jun 13 - 10:56 PM

One flippin' HUNDRED!!!

How do ya like that, eh? I rule!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Jun 13 - 10:47 PM

I hearn that someone was, like, slambderin' my name here, eh? Don't flippin' get me mad! And don't flippin' get me started neither.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Janie
Date: 28 Jun 13 - 10:11 PM

I still don't know what "angry birds" is, other than a game that I think is a facebook game. However, there is a Carolina Wren that frequents my car and carport that is either very angry or very amorous. Or at least, very, very loud. Astonishing, the volume of the assorted songs that stream from that diminutive throat.

Waiting for you to recover well enough, skipy, to make good on your initial promise as the OP.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Janie
Date: 20 Oct 11 - 07:30 PM

I probably won't win the trip to Australia during my local public radio fund drive.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Jeri
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 09:23 PM

Janie, I think it's safe to Google it. It just sounds like one of those wacky things OTHER people do.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Janie
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 09:10 PM

I suspect I don't want to know more about angry birds.

(must - not - google....)

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Jeri
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:59 PM

Janie, it's ether this or I hafta figger out WTF "Angry Birds" is. I heared about that, and I'm a frade if I start, I won't be abel to stop with out a inner venshin or somethig.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Janie
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:36 PM

Jeri, I would accuse you of having too many meaningful, fun and fulfilling things going on in your life to understand why some of us might enjoy the distraction of a little play....except that you too are posting here:^)

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Jeri
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:25 PM

It might be a great fundraising opportunity.
Stick it in the auction. The highest bidder (donation to Mudcat) gets to write a message then have the thread closed, so they're the last poster.

Of course it wouldn't work because some bored person would just start another thread... or 10. Shame.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Janie
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:24 PM

Funny you should post that, Jeri. I was just about to out you as the person making millions of pennies writing the anthropomorphic captions for all those cat pics.

I'd recognize that style anywhere!

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Janie
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:21 PM

If I have to outlive all of you in order to do this, I WILL be the last one on this thread! (or not.)

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Jeri
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:21 PM

Shane is a pussty!

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:52 PM

You have outdone Shane. That's not easy.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Jeri
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:43 PM

Isent Mudcat wunderful? Evin the most speshulest of speshul peepul have a plase! They doesn't evin haf to halve ennything to say! (Which ain't nuthin new!)

Whoa, forr sentences and 3 exculmation marsks... (Must be a wreckerd)

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:29 PM

You sure about that? ;-D

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 06:27 PM

How about older chumps?






No, *I* don't know any....

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Janie
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 06:21 PM

"how do ya feel about older chimps?"


Well, if I was looking for parasites, I'd put on gloves and start at the head.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 01:40 PM

Izzat right? Geez, I am down to maybe 1 out of 3 here. I must be slippin'.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: polaitaly
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:28 AM

Well, an Italian grocery ( in Italy ) don't stock fresh garlic. To buy fresh garlic you have to go to a vegetables seller...:-)

pol

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Oct 11 - 12:00 AM

Yeah, I guess ya got a point there. Okay then. Dogs.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 08:34 PM

"Do pigs roll in shit?"

No.

But hound dogs do.

Especially beagles. Had to clean mine many times.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 07:45 PM

So...how do ya feel about older chimps?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Janie
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 07:38 PM

Thus and therefore....







forty two.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: Janie
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 07:37 PM

hrrrmph!

According to the official book of rules on "The Last Word"
It says plain as day on page 298, rule no. 643, that punctuation marks are not words.





Oh dear, page 1045, rule no. 123,456, that numerals are not either.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 07:24 PM

Is the Pope Catholic? Do pigs roll in shit? Does an Italian grocery stock fresh garlic?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: DrugCrazed
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 05:42 PM

Is this still going?

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From: goatfell
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 03:58 PM

no

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From: Bill D
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 10:38 AM

one

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From: Ebbie
Date: 18 Oct 11 - 10:04 AM

!

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From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 11:02 AM

"No," she replies innocently: because in her part of Darkest Somerset or wherever her family have their estate, "a 'pistol' is what they call "the fifth leg of a stallion".

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 03:34 AM

!

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread..
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 03:24 AM

"apparently burns well on a cold night on the treeless prairie"

No offense, but so did my shorts. Dry buffalo, horse and cow shit do burn real good. Well, not dry buffalo as in a buffalo wots had no water, but the buffalo's turds wots been drying in the sun burn well. Watch a field after a grass fire. Hot spots all over the place. Rabbit turds, cow pies, deer leavings and horse droppings: a veritable feast for the eyes as it were. (For you survival folk, everything is edible except the cow and horse stuff. OK, that's half, not everything, but get hungry enough and the animals would have been gone to begin with.)

I'll explain about the shorts at another time.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 17 Oct 11 - 12:29 AM

?

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From: Janie
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 11:35 PM

Darlin' Leadfingers,

In the home where Buffalo used to room, dried buffalo dung is referred to as buffalo chips. (apparently burns well on a cold night on the treeless prairie.)

Horses deposit road apples, dried or otherwise.

Not sure about gnus.

Horses, compared to chimps from Chicago, are generally genteel, and while intellectual, somewhat literally inclined.

Surely this post is sufficient to stifle all further comment, and will insure I regain my edge in this all important competition.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: gnu
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 08:57 PM

Nice try.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 16 Oct 11 - 06:24 AM

•

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From: Neil D
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 09:52 PM

hhmmmm...

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 07:01 AM

wot ??

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: Janie
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:42 AM

Rats, John. I was just gonna say "the last post doesn't say that anymore!"




The horse stared down his nose at the ape, then snorted, "Chips? Chips? Do you see any buffalo lounging around this joint?

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:19 AM

Hey guys, it was a WHATIF, I didn't mean it really was closed.

Two hours without a smartass remark is a long time for a good BS thread.

John

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 03:13 AM

But what if the last post says:

THIS THREAD IS CLOSED?

John

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Oct 11 - 02:00 AM

...when suddenly a large orangutan burst into the room...an orangutan wearing a "Boston Celtics" T-shirt.

"Halftime!" he screeched. "Who's got chips?"

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: Janie
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 08:12 PM

So, there were a Canuke antelope, a Buckeye cat with claws, an Amer-Irishman named after a Mainiac's Labrador Retriever, a lewd Scotsman, some crazy kid of the male persuasion, and the Kansas-bred Wizard of Odd, all locked in Jacqui's cellar with a horse....

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: gnu
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 07:15 PM

Spaw... couldn't been a Canuck or he woulda nailed the horse's ass already.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: Janie
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 06:59 PM

What, Bill? And then have to come up a another goal?

Don't answer that! It will blow my chances to win.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 05:58 PM

Look Blockboy, I can be polite and I'm more than happy to be so with you if you just keep an eye over your shoulder for the Canadian dude.......Be sure he doesn't nail your horse too.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: GUEST,Crazy Horse
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 01:54 PM

Politeness isn't your foremost virtue, is it? We had a remedy for types like you back in the day. I'm going to see if I can pull some strings with the administrators and get you blocked from even visiting my website in future.

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 01:46 PM

I looked in but you were being cornholed by some Canadian guy.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th
From: GUEST,Crazy Horse
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 01:32 PM

Why have you not visited me today, Spaw?