BS: Women's asses are getting bigger

Subject: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Canadian Observer.
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 11:23 AM

That's official from the textiles and clothing sector yearly report. So much for diet and health promotions. So ladies go do something about it.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 11:29 AM

I don't think the donkey population in the UK is large enough to offer comparisons- or have I missed the point?

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: *daylia*
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 11:41 AM

Well, people in general are bigger these days - men, women and children.
So do something about it, all of you!

But if we must focus specifically on women and their big asses, seems to me that the one she marries is usually a far greater problem than the one she carries.

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: LilyFestre
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 11:52 AM

Daylia,

   Well said!! LOLOLOLOL

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: harpmolly
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:09 PM

ROFL daylia!

And, Canadian Observer, thank you for such an astute observation. I'm sure myself and all the Mudcat women will take it to heart, and immediately begin starving ourselves for your benefit. Thank you for saving us from ourselves! I might otherwise have eaten a CARB today! *gasps in horror*

In other words, get over yourself. ;)

Cheers,

M

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:14 PM

*LOL* Ladies..well said all of you!

Absolutely nothing wrong with a nicely rounded bot, if the lady is happy with it.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: BuckMulligan
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:31 PM

"Do these jeans make by ass look big?"

"No, I think it's your deplorable eating habits and complete lack of exercise."

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:31 PM

If that is the case, why can't I find anything to fit mine?

And it's not fat, it's padding.... bus seats don't get any softer!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 12:48 PM

This is a bad thing??? to quote from a song sung by the Chad Mitchell trio "Give me a pretty little number, when she walks she rolls like thunder; round right here, round right there, ruby red lips and her very own hair." I tnink the name of the song is 'The Natural Girl for Me'.
sexist JotSC

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:11 PM

Dear gawd, Candian Observer, have you no life?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Candian Observer
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:29 PM

I have a great life, thanks for asking.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:31 PM

i like f****** asses

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: bobad
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:34 PM

So you must like f****** yourself, eh guest?

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:40 PM

Yes he didnt specify which gender, did he... Silly Guest.

Anyway...

blue clicky thing

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Tweed
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:42 PM

ho-HO!! He gotcha that time GUEST.

Big butts go over real good at juke joint dances down south. Everybody wants to get up close to a big butt. It's a alive and moves on it's own. Soul-Blues singer Bobby Rush carries three of them to sing backup and dance on stage. He gets down and talks to 'em.

Big Fat Mama Blues(not Bobby Rush)

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Matt_R
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:49 PM

In the immortal words of Sir Mix-A-Lot ...

"I like big butts and and I can not lie"

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Bee
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 01:59 PM

Perhaps Canadian Observer is one of those men who prefers an androgenous looking woman, as a tiny ass is usually only found on the immature female and on young and adult men of normal weight. That's fine, androgenous women may thank him, but I don't think he should expect all women to aspire to pleasing his personal fancy.

But hey, most of the Canadian men I know, who do more than Observe, like a little bounce and cushion.

Or maybe CO just likes to poke at wasps' nests and porcupines and such to Observe the amusing results.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Old Guy
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:05 PM

As long as you can hear the stereo when your wife is sittin' on your face, she's not too fat.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: webfolk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:17 PM

Linda (post two) is there a difference btween an Ass and a Donkey? I'm UK confused too, and why do we refoer to men as hung like Donkeys along with women's Asses.

Geoff

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: skipy
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:18 PM

My wife is moving with the times!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:21 PM

People's asses in general are getting bigger in North America. It's scary. But it's scarier on women, that's all. I blame television and the fast food industry.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:36 PM

From old song "Go Bring Me a Lass"

"Let her face be fair, her breasts be bare
And a voice let her have that can warble;
Let her belly be soft, but to mount me aloft
Let her bounding buttocks be marble."


Everyone should know by now that 'some' of our weight/shape conditions is controllable, and some of it is not. Those who are motivated to control what is possible have various options....though it is far easier to indulge than to resist.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Scoville
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 02:50 PM

People's asses almost everywhere are getting bigger, for that matter.

What about men's bellies? They're not getting any smaller. Can't be much less scary that women's backsides.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 03:07 PM

It's an optical illusion. Asses aren't getting bigger. Grocery store aisles are getting smaller.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Ernest
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 03:37 PM

Maybe this is a case of "going back to the roots"?

A big ass has been a beauty ideal in the days the "Venus of Willendorf" was created.

;0)
Ernest

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 04:06 PM

Men's stomachs can be shocking! Consider the stomach on Randy in "Trailer Park Boys", for instance. EEEEE-YUCK!!! That's what you get when you're a cheese-burger eatin' bastard. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 04:16 PM

Nothing as bad as a fat ass, doesn't matter how pretty the bird is or what she wears you can imagine the Cellulite. Disgusting really.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 04:28 PM

Oh, I do hope so!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Inukshuk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 04:47 PM

Bless you one and all for a plethora of inspiration. Please contribute freely to Folklore: It's all about ass - above.

Inspired by daylia

Life is all about ass
Getting bigger each day that we pass
But the one that she marries
Is twice what she carries
Yup, life is all about ass.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: kendall
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 05:03 PM

My ex bought a new skirt, and she came to me wearing it. It was blue, and she looked good in it, but, she was always concerned about the size of her ass. She asked "Does this make me look like a Mack truck"? Stupid me, I said "Hell no. Mack trucks are red."
I was in the dog house for a month.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Peace
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 05:34 PM

Who gives a shit?

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Peace
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 05:35 PM

That post was addressed to the THREAD TITLE. Don't anyone take offence.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 06:45 PM

In the immortal words of Spinal Tap
Big bottom, big bottom,
Talk about mud flaps
My girl's got 'em.
But at least backsides are covered up. Over here in the Uk every summer we have to look at the jiggly bellies protruding under crop tops and down to, and over, the low hip jeans. Gawd, don't they know what they look like? And if they do, why don't they care? Particularly when they are of a certain age. In my day it was called mutton dressed as lamb. If men adopted the fashion I'd never leave my house!

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 06:53 PM

..but, but...fat bottomed girls they make the rockin' world go round!

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Frank Joiffe
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 06:59 PM

Can never understand why women don't wear long tops if they have a fat ass or a collapsed one due to age. They seem to have a body image of some beautiful young girl and subject us to having to look at it. The older they are the worse they are. Sad really.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Inukshuk
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:04 PM

Wise old adage:
The bigger the cushion; the better the pushin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:17 PM

...& very true it is too!

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:31 PM

No, run out of it before you reach it.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Big Mick
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:39 PM

First off, Canadian Observer, pray that an identity is never required here. These Mudcat Women will hunt you down and do strange things that hurt you.

And to quote my recently departed and sadly missed best friend, Mr. Joseph David Crump; "Mick, my boy, I just love a woman who has something to sit down on, and that child right there (pointing to a gorgeous woman) is blessed". You had to be there.

CO, I suggest that you get out and meet people......LOL.

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: bobad
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:44 PM

"These Mudcat Women will hunt you down and do strange things that hurt you."

To quote a friend and fellow poster "some people have to pay good money for that" or words to that effect.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Frank Joiffe
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 07:58 PM

Yesterday I was waiting on my beautiful slim wife who was in Zellers in the Westmount Shopping Centre. As I sat there waiting I could not believe the amount of young women pushing prams who had simply let themselves go to seed. Big fat shapeless asses pushed into tracksuit bottoms. Then there was the old boiling fowl who wore fashions of women a third of their age. One old bird was wearing Jodhpurs, God her ass had moved South some time back. Really it was an observation lesson I could have done without.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:17 PM

Hate women with Elephantitis, Fat thick ankles. Really ugly.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:23 PM

Likely those with that disease dont enjoy it much either, Guest...

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Scoville
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:26 PM

Frank must be quite the supermodel himself.

Personally, I don't understand the obsession with women who are built the way I was built when I was ten. I'm not overweight but you'll sure never mistake me for a boy.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Frank Joiffe
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:37 PM

No Scoville I am no supermodel. Just think a lot of women could do more for themselves instead of dig their own grave with their teeth.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 08:40 PM

Well, not exactly going about it the best way are you? Why come here & 'preach' anyway?

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:26 PM

Well, the older I get the more I appreciate roundness... Some say the meat is better closer to the bone but, hey, the softer the cushion the better the pushin'...

Plus, I'll tell ya all what... There ain't nuthin' worse than lookin' as some guy with his shirt off and he's got a belly that looks like a whiskey barrel hangin' over his belt... There oughtta be laws aginst men who look like this exposin' them things in public...

But seriously... Yeah, the food supply is seriously messed up an' our habits are seriously messed up an' between the two I think there is a conspircay to kill folks off before they can collect much, if any, of their retirment benefits... That's the way I see it...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: GUEST,Number 6
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:35 PM

"Who gives a shit?"

I agree Peace.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:39 PM

Ever notice that a heart, as drawn on Valetines and the like, looks like a nice round one?

Sorry if it was so obvious. Don't want to cause any... any.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's asses are getting bigger
From: Scoville
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:50 PM

Well, women are hardly the ONLY ones digging their graves with their teeth. Neither are Americans, from what I've seen in the news.




That's OK, gnu. I'll say it--my butt looks just like an upside-down Valentine's heart.