Subject: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Dave the Gnome Date: 12 Aug 06 - 04:37 PM Sorry people. The rumour is not true. We are both from the same planet. We are just different. Just as you look and think differently from your boss or neighbour chances are you will look and think differently from your husband or wife. The washing machine need not be a mystery. In either operation or maintenance. North is always in the same direction. But it does no harm to ask occasionaly. If she asks 'does my bum look big in this?' it is not a test. It is a question. If he is staring at your boobs he is not demeaning your value. He just likes boobs. Remember we are all sometimes creatures of both simple pleasures and complex emotions. Cheers DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: GUEST,JTS Date: 12 Aug 06 - 04:41 PM "The washing machine need not be a mystery. In either operation or maintenance. North is always in the same direction. But it does no harm to ask occasionaly. If she asks 'does my bum look big in this?' it is not a test. It is a question. If he is staring at your boobs he is not demeaning your value. He just likes boobs." Dave I wish you the best of luck in dealing with women. May your guardian angel never desert her post. ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Aug 06 - 04:43 PM I like that concept. ;-) Someone should write a book. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Linda Kelly Date: 12 Aug 06 - 04:53 PM Dave, your mission on Earth is now complete-you may return to the Mother ship. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Dave the Gnome Date: 12 Aug 06 - 05:12 PM Beam me up, Scotty... :D (tG) |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Ebbie Date: 12 Aug 06 - 05:53 PM As to the washing machine, for years on television the 'salesperson' would demonstrate its features and intricacies to the man. This was back in the day when no self-respecting, red-blooded macho man would have thought of stuffing dirty clothes into a machine, but somehow the TV moguls thought of the woman as being incapable of comprehension. "If she asks 'does my bum look big in this?' it is not a test". Oh yes, it is. What we want at that point is reassurance that #1, it does not make it look big and #2, that if it does, you like it. :) |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Peace Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:11 PM Then the question should be, "Do you like my ass?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Janie Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:33 PM Naw, Peace. Not subtle enough. Doesn't allow for we womenz to read in nuances to your response. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Peace Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:36 PM 1) The washing machine need not be a mystery. In either operation or maintenance. 2) North is always in the same direction. But it does no harm to ask occasionaly. 3) If she asks 'does my bum look big in this?' it is not a test. It is a question. 4) If he is staring at your boobs he is not demeaning your value. He just likes boobs. Answers for the above that are PC: 1) Read the directions. 2) Read the direction. 3) If she's making reference to you while she's talking with a friend . . . . 4) If you are topless, distract him by putting on a shirt. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Peace Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:38 PM Women can read nuance into, "It's a work of art!"? |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Dave the Gnome Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:46 PM Peace - are you going to pay the bill for getting Chardonay out of my laptop on reading No. 4? Good man:-D |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Janie Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:47 PM Yes, aren't we astounding?! |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Peace Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:49 PM Absolutely, ma'am, ab-so-LUTE-ly! |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: open mike Date: 12 Aug 06 - 10:29 PM the original reference to Mars and Venus was as regards the god of war and the godess of love.. not so musch planets as attributes.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Slag Date: 12 Aug 06 - 10:42 PM "He loves boobs?" I gotta tell ya that we are ALL born loving boobs, male and female alike. It's the closest thing any of us will ever have to a "free lunch". I guess men never get over them but women do, especially when they get a pair of their own to lug around the rest of their lives. Still and all the are lovely, soft, accomodating. They are one of the most perfect shapes in nature and an artist's delight. What utility! Thank you ladies, all, from the small to the large, from the missing (God bless) to the unusual (never mishapen) each has it's own allurement, it's own admirers. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Peace Date: 12 Aug 06 - 10:45 PM I am in AWE! |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Janie Date: 12 Aug 06 - 11:04 PM Beautiful, Slag. Reminds of a song written and recorded by the now defunct group "Pomegrante Rose." Come home to the Earth Love the Earth Come home, let her beauty kindle your spirit She is calling, the wind breaths your name Come home to her breast and drink of her love |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Slag Date: 12 Aug 06 - 11:18 PM Wisdom and open, honest appreciation comes late in life, usually too late to account for much. It is a pity that youth is wasted on the young (per Mr. Clemmons). |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: alanabit Date: 13 Aug 06 - 04:09 AM I think that one is actually from Oscar Wilde. Mr Samuel Longhorn Clemens did say a lot of very funny things about his own youth and youth in general though. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: bbc Date: 13 Aug 06 - 07:40 AM Dave, I wish I'd had the chance to meet you on my recent visit to your area. best, bbc |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 Aug 06 - 08:26 AM Nearly did, bbc, I wasn't sure how long you was going to be getting out at the airport and I had to get away to my training course. It was awful btw! Bill tells me if I had stayed for 2 more minutes at the airport we would have met. Next time maybe:-) C'est la vie. Cheers DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: GUEST,Shimrod Date: 13 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM When she says "does my bum look big in this?" she is not looking for re-assurance or a compliment - she is usually looking for a fight! Why not just have fight? |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Les from Hull Date: 13 Aug 06 - 12:43 PM 'Youth is wasted on the young' - George Bernard Shaw. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Aug 06 - 12:50 PM KAKSOD! (Killed Another Keyboard Squirting Out Drink) LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Slag Date: 13 Aug 06 - 02:27 PM I don't recall seeing the "youth" quote in Clemmons' writings but I have heard it attributed to him. The phrase and others like it have probably been echoing down through history since the first gray hair. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Dave the Gnome Date: 13 Aug 06 - 03:42 PM Sigh... |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 13 Aug 06 - 04:33 PM Les said, 'Youth is wasted on the young' - George Bernard Shaw. Actually, Shaw said it this way, as I remember: "Youth is a wonderful thing. What a pity that it's wasted on the young!" Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: JennyO Date: 13 Aug 06 - 04:34 PM My son has a t shirt with the sign: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth. Get over it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Peace Date: 13 Aug 06 - 04:39 PM "I don't recall seeing the "youth" quote in Clemmons' writings but I have heard it attributed to him." The quote is from GBS. However, Sam Clemens did say words to the effect: "When I was fourteen my father knew very little. Now that I'm twenty-one, I'm surprised to see how much he's learned in seven years." |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Hrothgar Date: 14 Aug 06 - 05:29 AM Death wish, Dave? |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: Dave the Gnome Date: 14 Aug 06 - 05:38 AM How and why so, Hrothgar? DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: GUEST Date: 14 Aug 06 - 09:21 AM call me unusual but if i ask does my bum look big in this its cos I want to know the answer to the question - I can't be the only girl out there who isn't totally insecure about her behind, surely??? |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: GUEST Date: 14 Aug 06 - 01:06 PM I am sure your behind is lovely enough for us to cream those buns. |
Subject: RE: BS: Women are from Earth. Men are from Earth From: hesperis Date: 15 Aug 06 - 03:14 AM I never say "does my bum look big in this?" I always ask "do I look good in this?" For the women looking for nuance, there is PLENTY to be had from responses to that second question, and the nuance of the sentence itself is never "looking for a fight" or "my gosh I'm insecure" as it can be with the first. You know, some clothes don't look so good on certain shapes... nothing wrong with the shapes, just don't buy those clothes! |
Subject: Lyr Add: STRONG ENOUGH (Sheryl Crow) From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Date: 15 Aug 06 - 11:17 AM From Sherryl Crow: God, I feel like hell tonight Tears of rage I cannot fight I'd be the last to help you understand Are you strong enough to be my man? Nothing's true and nothing's right So let me be alone tonight Cause you can't change the way I am Are you strong enough to be my man? Lie to me I promise I'll believe Lie to me But please don't leave I have a face I cannot show I make the rules up as I go It's try and love me if you can Are you strong enough to be my man? When I've shown you that I just don't care When I'm throwing punches in the air When I'm broken down and I can't stand Will you be strong enough to be my man? Lie to me I promise I'll believe Lie to me But please don't leave When my wife asks the question "do these make my butt look big I always tell her no, your butt makes your butt look big. I guess she didn't see the added marriage vow about being my straight man. Somehow she still loves me. Woman's Rule #1 - No man is allowed to know the rules Rule #2 - Rules may be changed without notice Rule #3 - Should a man learn the rules they will be immediately changed |