BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!

Subject: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Grab
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 10:25 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

A lovely solution from the village elders. But just imagine the wedding.

"Do you, Nanny, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Baaa..."

Graham.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 10:27 AM

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife...

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 10:32 AM

Women for children, boys for love, goats for pleasure, but for true ecstasy... a melon. (apocryphal old Turkish saying)

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Lady Hillary
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 11:47 AM

That is truly an elegant [in the mathematical sense] solution!

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: robomatic
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 11:55 AM

I think it's all a big mistake. He shoulds married the chicken and kept the goat on the side.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 12:24 PM

Why would he want to keep a goat on its side? Let it stand on its own four feet, I say!

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 01:23 PM

He who marry chicken get nothing more than peck on cheek.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: MMario
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 01:28 PM

The true pity of the story is the bride price/dowry was $50. Says a lot.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 01:36 PM

Too much money, you think?

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Grab
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 01:41 PM

Depends how she looked, I guess. Maybe she'd been well groomed.

And Amos, think big. He who marry ostrich have really big pecker!

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 01:59 PM

Esmeralda would cost a whole lot more than a miserable 50 bucks.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Les from Hull
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 02:01 PM

There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who says 'Marriage is one thing I do know
Women are fine
But for an excellent time
A llama is numero uno!'

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Les from Hull
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 02:05 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Les from Hull
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 02:06 PM

anyway - we are much more enlightened about
goat sex in Hull

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Barry Finn
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 02:25 PM

Hall of Hull & the goat were both consenting adults. After all Hall wasn't messing with no Kid. Today it was reported that the goat is heartbroken & Hall was seen to be sobbing & drowning his sorrows, drinking shots of Woolite & Ram's Head beer chasers.

Barry

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 06:33 PM

Chap near here was arrested for having sex with a pony.... turned out the pony was under age.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Barry Finn
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 07:10 PM

Chubby Checker always sang
"Do the pony with your partner
With a big boss line"

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 07:10 PM

Oh, fer gosh sakes, Liz! He was just horsin' around.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 07:48 AM

One of me neighbours shagged a goat, they sent him to jail.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:02 AM

Surely a good ram will do.

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Paul Burke
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:03 AM

The Kings of Ulster were inaugurated as follows:

A white mare is led into the middle of the assembly. The one who is to be raised up ... while having intercourse with the mare like a beast, proclaims that he is also a beast.

Giraldus Cambrensis

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 09:52 AM

I'm still trying to come to terms with "a packed Hull to Bridlington train".

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: skipy
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 11:37 AM

No one has said anything about "wellies" or the "edge of a cliff" yet!
Skipy.
That's cliff as in mountain not singer & singer is a song not sewing & sewing is as making curtains not casting seeds.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 11:44 AM

Adds a whole new meaning to Rod, Hull and Emu...

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Les from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 12:02 PM

Mingulay - of course a Hull to Bridlington train takes people away from Hull!

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 02:26 PM

We need an amendment now, goat marriage is attacking the American family.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 09:59 PM

Hmmmm...

In light of THIS thread though, best not put the Wedding Photo's up on line....

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 04:27 AM

Yes Les but.........................................Bridlington!!!

Although it could have been worse - Mablethorpe???

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 07:41 AM

Tried that, just made me more horny.

Subject: RE: BS: Can't find a girl? Marry a goat!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 07:20 AM

One thing about goat marriage...

If things don't work out, there's no need for a messy divorce. Just throw some charcoal on the barbecue grill...