Y 2 K

Subject: Y 2 K
From: Ian Kirk (inactive)
Date: 02 Mar 99 - 02:23 PM

This came to me from a friend in the US - one of the best I have seen on the subject and its all true folks *big grin*

Memo to Management:
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September, October, November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
We trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to us. But we understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
By the way, what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?
We'll await your direction.

Ian

Subject: RE: Y 2 K
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 02 Mar 99 - 02:50 PM

Verk funnk!

Subject: RE: Y 2 K
From: reggie miles
Date: 02 Mar 99 - 02:53 PM

Ian, that's sillk! I got a good chuckle. Thanks, Reggie.

Subject: RE: Y 2 K
From: Bruce O.
Date: 02 Mar 99 - 03:01 PM

I thought on Mudcat I could escape it, but its even followed me here! I don't know when it started, but I think I first saw it last Friday or Saturday.

Subject: RE: Y 2 K
From: OZOBA
Date: 02 Mar 99 - 03:06 PM

Many thanks!
It really works!
I used Q-Edit to change
all the y's to k's in my text files...

Subject: RE: Y 2 K
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Mar 99 - 07:58 PM

seems to me the folk that make K-Y jelly could make a mint advertising that it will 'smooth' the transition...just rub it on backward...

;>)