BS: Penis Transplant Flop

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Mr Red
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM

"No floppies, HARD disks now."

in OZ they called 3.5 inches - stiffies.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Rasener
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 07:19 AM

LOL very good Paul

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Paul Burke
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 04:26 AM

I used to have an 8" floppy, but over the years it shrank, first to 5.25", then the 3.5", then disappeared entirely. All I've got now is this little dongle about 2" long that I stick in a little hole in the front.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 09:53 PM

LOL....Yeah I think that's a winner unless Schwartz was killed by the chicken.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: GUEST,Treif
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 09:49 PM

Wasn't the punch line "Oh my G-d, Schwartz is dead"?

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:47 PM

No floppies, HARD disks now.

But they're all so fast.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:03 PM

Whose floppy flopped?


When I was working in Supply years ago - the computers stuff section - a woman rang up and wanted 10 boxes of floppy dicks....

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: annamill
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 07:10 PM

HAHAHAH! bobad, you're bad.

I've been crazy busy trying to survive here in Paradise. Thank you for asking, Mick. Working graveyard and sleeping days. Honey and I moved to a RV on beautiful Mission Bay at a place called Campland-on-the-Bay. Pretty nice and saving money. I want to retire in February.

As per Mudcat tradition, anyone want to stop by, just let me know. Our quarters are small, but fun.

4 inches? Really? Before or after erecion? "Size doesn't matter", you know.

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:56 PM

Ehh.. I hope you're not making a statement by entering the "discussion" at this time with that provactive moniker Big Mick.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Big Mick
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:51 PM

Anna, m'love, where have you been???????

Love,

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: annamill
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:48 PM

"Get your mind outta the gutter Annamill. "

ME! I didn't post this info. I'm just reacting.

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:47 PM

I don't think even Linda Lovelace could take 25.4 inches - maybe a sword swallower?

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: annamill
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:44 PM

ahhh..too bad, Bobad. It was a much better giggle the other way.

On the other hand, maybe she's thinking, under the cir cum stances, they could do better..

Ok, giggle anyway.

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:41 PM

Get your mind outta the gutter Annamill.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:39 PM

That would make it 4 inches as opposed to 25.4 inches.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: annamill
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:37 PM

getouahere!! 10 * 2.54???? Whoa! No wonder she's freaked!

Watchout Linda Lovelace!

I wonder how he feels about it! I'll bet he tries to use it
at least once. Giggle.

Talk about Chees!

Is that before or after erection?

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:37 PM

Uh... correction 2.54 cm. per inch.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: bobad
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 06:29 PM

2.54 inches per cm. FYI

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 05:55 PM

10 CM, annamill! Not inches...*grin*

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: GUEST,Annamill
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 05:50 PM

10 inches!!! This lady is crazy!! Chees!

Well...she is Chinese..maybe it's too big for her.

Love, Annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Severn
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 04:54 PM

....Or maybe turn it into an origins thread for "Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag"


...."She's a Babooon-Hearted Woman In Love with A Monkey Gland Man..."

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Becca72
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 03:48 PM

Looks like someone is a little testes....

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 03:29 PM

This thread is so funny. Lets discuss other kinds of stuff that happens to people. Hey, I know: blindness. There's a good one. Yeah. Or radical mastectomies. Operations where the wrong appendage is removed by a surgeon. Shit like that.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 02:51 PM

Good for you Dead Horse! And you have a ball to match each one as well.....One is the size of a pea and the other is real tiny.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Dead Horse
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 02:44 PM

Well I've got two anyway.
I got a small one for peeing with.
And I got a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: frogprince
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 01:40 PM

"insert floppy" works if your computer still has that kind of drive, but where lovin' is concerned, it's an oxymoron...

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 01:34 PM

Well mine's the original, and it's a flop too (most of the time). :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Mr Yellow
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 01:21 PM

penile reform is just what politics need .........

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Charley Noble
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 12:21 PM

Well, if I lost mine I'd be interested in this surgical advance.

Condolences to the poor Chinese fellow and his wife seems appropirate.

Hope he doesn't read the posts above.

Charley Noble, who is often equally rude and thoughtless

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 12:19 PM

I had penis reduction surgery two years ago and can recommend it.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 12:14 PM

Perhaps his wife would like to explain to her hubby & the doctors just what she would prefer.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 09:07 AM

It'll never stand up in court!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: gnu
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:57 AM

Right cockup, that.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:39 AM

Pr*ck transplants?

They been having them in Downing Steet for years...

If you havent noticed, everybody is arguing about another one there now...whether it should be Brown, Reid or Prescott...

*G*

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Paul Burke
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:26 AM

"Won't be long blokes before you can do what women are doing with their knockers."

I don't fancy feeding a baby with mine. Especially once they've grown teeth.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 08:04 AM

yes and moreover, they still won't be able to wee with their knockers - back of the net!

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Mr Yellow
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 07:56 AM

Adultery is not far from the lips - if you'll excuse the expression.

Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM

It's definitely on the rise.

~S~

Subject: BS: Penis Transplant Flop
From: Rasener
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 07:00 AM

Have a look at this then.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1234248,00.html

Won't be long blokes before you can do what women are doing with their knockers.

Once succesful, I can see big business there. LOL :-)