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Subject: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bobert Date: 10 Oct 06 - 09:31 PM Well, well, gol danged well... I thought I was doin' okay in the husband stuff but here recently seems that every time I look around there somethin' that has been left fir me to trip over... Yeah, in the last month I have tripped over garden hoses, rope, wheelbarrows, shovels, pitchforks, tee-bars, vacuum cleaners, bags of recyclables, catboxes that mysteriously move around the house, rolled jup rugs that are rolled up for exactly what?, boxes of stuff, extension cords, clothes baskets, flower pots, a stack of old papers waitin' to be filed, brooms, mops, and tonight... ... an entire perfectly camo'd bag of recyled aluminum cans out in front of the back door which just about did the trick??? Yeah, what ever happened to guns, 'er poison, 'er banana peels??? This is becoming humilitin'... I mean, just think of how the obit is going to read??? Or what my pals are gonna say at the funeral??? Awwwww, nevermind... Just someone... Anyone... Yeah, just someone who is willin' to say that when I have taken that last fall over a box full of books and have gone on to play in the Big Guy's major leagues that this ol' hillbilly was just a regular guy an' always used his turn signals... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 10 Oct 06 - 09:37 PM You probably deserve it, Bobert! |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 10 Oct 06 - 09:47 PM Bobert passed away on (fill in the blank), the result of falling into a box of cat litter. Well known in the blues world for his skill on the accordion and in the political world for his unquestioning support of the Republican Party, Bobert was born many, many, many years ago in a small log cabin he built himself. Following his graduation with honors from Ezra Taft Benson Junior High School, Bobert (as he was known) also graduated from Basic Combat Training at both Ft. Leonard Wood, Missouri and Ft. Knox, Kentucky. Following these graduations he did post-graduate work at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas where he majored in "making little rocks out of big ones" and was honored as "Model Prisoner of the Year." His long-suffering wife was released from custody when the Judge ruled, "Hell yeah it was justifiable! I'm just surprised she waited THIS long." In lieu of flowers the family asks that both of his friends play in tune. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 10 Oct 06 - 10:06 PM "a small log cabin he built himself." He forgot to build a door, so he wants to thank all his friends who threw food thru the winders... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: artbrooks Date: 10 Oct 06 - 10:42 PM Did he reeeeealy inhale all that kitty litter? |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 10 Oct 06 - 10:47 PM Poor ol' Bobert was found face down in it. Terrible, terrible thing. I understand that the EMTs had a real problem about his mustache. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 10 Oct 06 - 11:30 PM Bobert! Take out the Trash! |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 11 Oct 06 - 12:40 AM Just ask Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would not take the garbage out! She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans, Candy the yams and spice the hams, And though her daddy would scream and shout, She simply would not take the garbage out. And so it piled up to the ceilings: [snip] And there, in the garbage she did hate, Poor Sarah met an awful fate, That I cannot right now relate Because the hour is much too late. But children, remember Sarah Stout And always take the garbage out! |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 11 Oct 06 - 06:48 AM P-Vine - now that you're newly widowed, why not cheer yourself up with a vacation to the Mother land, and we can swap M.O.'s. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bunnahabhain Date: 11 Oct 06 - 10:18 AM You're bound to deserve it for something or other. If you're very lucky, you might even figure out what before it changes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Helen Date: 11 Oct 06 - 10:34 AM I thought the rule was: Don't trip over it. Put it away. Well, maybe that's what the P-Vine is hoping for, anyway. Nice obit, though. Save it up for after the fateful day. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Ebbie Date: 11 Oct 06 - 12:28 PM I want to meet the P-Vine, Bobert, and hear her side of it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 11 Oct 06 - 12:39 PM I done stole, er, writ a mournful sort of song fer Bobert's passing: Poor Bobert's dead Poor Bobert's dead Both his friends are weepin' wail for miles around The daisies in the dell Will give out a different smell Because poor Bobert's underneath the ground Poor Bobert is dead A candle lights his head He's layin' in a coffin made of wood And folks are feelin' sad 'Cuz they used to cuss him bad And now they know that Ol' Bobert's gone for good Poor Bobert's dead A candle lights his head He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice He looks like he's asleep It's a shame that he won't keep But it's summer and we're runnin' out a' ice. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Amos Date: 11 Oct 06 - 12:53 PM Bobert and P-Vine Litterbox Blues P-Vine said, "Bobert" "I'm gonna do you in!" Oh, P-Vine tole Bobert, "I'm gonna do you in!" "I'm gonna plant the cat's litter, Right across yo' shins." Bobert said, "P-Vine!" "How come you talk like that?" Bobert tole P-Vine, "How come you talk like that?" "How come you wanna kill me, With a toilet for a cat?" But P-Vine tole Bobert, "I ain't about to 'splain!" Oh, P-Vine tole Bobert, "I ain't gonna 'splain!" "You know what you done, honey. Go on an' use yore brain!" Well, Bobert went out then, To haul a bag of rocks. Bobert went out then, He was gonna haul some rocks. But he caught his big left boot Across the litty's litter box. Ole Bobert went flyin' He landed on his head! Ole Bobert went flyin', He landed on his head! P-Vine, she called the amb'lance, "I 'fraid mah man be dead!" Coroner looked at Bobert, He wasn't much fer talk. Coroner looked at Bobert, And wasn't inclined to talk. He wrote it on a paper form, "Done in by a litter box." |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: JennieG Date: 11 Oct 06 - 08:50 PM More to the point - what's the pore kitty to do, with nowhere to go to the toilet in because Bobert spilt all the litter? Here kitty kitty....... Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bobert Date: 11 Oct 06 - 09:05 PM Well, wait jus' a danged minute here... I'm still alive, folks... I promise... I jus' checked my pulse and everything an' I ain't dead yet so call off this little wake you all got goin' on... Well, yeah, the P-Vine is purdy danged determined an' she'll prolly get me in the box but seein' as I ain' there yet, ahhhhhh,.... (What exactly is yer point, Bobert???) Okay, maybe I don't have a point but I'm still alive but... ... the P-Vine did have me up on the roof today cleaning the chimney an' there weren't nuthin' up there to fall over so maybe I'll jus' move up on the roof until whatever is goin' on ain't goin' on no more... Oughtta get good TV reception up there... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 11 Oct 06 - 10:04 PM Bobert is assumed to have passed away on (fill in the date) from a fall from his roof. The roof, which was ice-covered where his wife sprayed it with a hose just before a sudden drop in temperature, is undamaged apart from the skid marks. A life-long supporter of George W. Bush and the neo-conservative agenda, Bobert moved to Virginia from Texas when Bush became President in the hope that he would be named to a cabinet position. For some reason, Bobert had been living on the roof for the last (fill in the blank) days. His wife, P-Vine, told the coroner that she sprayed the water to see if the roof was leaking, heard a long and loud "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" and when she looked up, Bobert was gone. In a related story, the North American Air Defense Command scrambled the 715th Fight Wing to intercept and shoot down an unidentified flying object in the vicinity of Luray, Virginia. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Oct 06 - 10:21 PM "undamaged apart from the skid marks" Doubtless, Bobert got a hell of a fright. So why were you up on the roof nekkid, Bobert? |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Oct 06 - 10:28 PM Wal, mebbe she ain't tryin' quite hard enuff iz how Ah sees it. Yup. Thet's mah guess. If'n she was, ol' Bobert woulda been pushin' up the daisies long ago. Oncet a woman deecides thet her man has t' go, Ah figger the job kin be considered done. Them wimmens cain't be stopped when they puts their minds to somethin' serious-like. Any fool in the mountains knows thet! Yew mebbe cain't live without them but they sure as hayull kin live without yew cos there's more fools out thar where yew come from, jest a-waitin' in the wings. Any fool knows thet! (say above in Slim Pickens' voice....) |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: JohnInKansas Date: 11 Oct 06 - 11:12 PM Bobert - Immediately inventory all those things she's piling up. If a substantial part of them are "yours" (and/or might be things she'd just want to get rid of), she's probably planning, some dark night, to have you and all your'n moved out to some quiet place where gentle soul like nurse Cr.... can keep an eye on you. If most of them are hers, she's prob'ly gettin' organized to just disappear and be rid of ya. Either way, sweet talkin' and lavish gifts are probably your only hope. When was the last time you got her a new washin' machine, or lawnmower, or chainsaw, or new tires for her 4-by, or some other little pretty thing? Get with it. QUICK! John |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bunnahabhain Date: 12 Oct 06 - 06:29 AM A holiday and decent chocolates can't hurt. And when she gets back from the holiday, you can have moved all the random objects around, so it's her turn to fall over them... |
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Subject: Lyr Add: YAKETY YAK (Leiber/Stoller; The Coasters) From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 12 Oct 06 - 06:45 AM Yakety Yak (amusingly enough, brought to you by National Institutes of Health, Department of Health & Human Services) :-) Artists: The Coasters; words and music by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller Take out the papers and the trash Or you don't get no spendin' cash If you don't scrub that kitchen floor You ain't gonna rock and roll no more Yakety yak (don't talk back) Just finish cleanin' up your room Let's see that dust fly with that broom (Learn about allergies and dust!) Get all that garbage out of sight (Learn about turning garbage into good!) Or you don't go out Friday night Yakety yak (don't talk back) You just put on your coat and hat And walk yourself to the laundromat And when you finish doin' that Bring in the dog and put out the cat Yakety yak (don't talk back) Don't you give me no dirty looks Your father's hip; he knows what cooks Just tell your hoodlum friend outside You ain't got time to take a ride Yakety yak (don't talk back) Yakety yak, yakety yak Yakety yak, yakety yak Yakety yak, yakety yak FADE Yakety yak, yakety yak |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Old Guy Date: 12 Oct 06 - 11:39 AM Hey P-Vine, check out the Spartan. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Amos Date: 12 Oct 06 - 01:04 PM HEy, Bobert --- have you and P-Vine sat down together and read this thread side-by-side? I'd like to know what the dear lass thinks of it. A. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Oct 06 - 05:54 AM P-Vine - if you can read this... please PM me with some more ideas... I've trained the cat to sleep on the second stair down, but I don't quite get the one about oiling the toilet seat.... should that be the wood or the hinges? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bobert Date: 13 Oct 06 - 08:34 AM Hahahaha.... and... ...are you crazy, Amos??? If the P-Vine knew about this thread she'd quite the subtle attempts on this ol' hillbilly's life and just go for the butchers knife, 'or worse... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 13 Oct 06 - 09:31 AM It was reported in today's "Luray Times and Fishwrap" that bits of what appear to have been Bobert have been found scattered from Winchester to just a tad south of Harrisonburg. A woman with a large butcher knife was held briefly (and enjoyably) by the Virginia State Police, but was released when she swore up and down it was justified and nobody saw her do it anyway. The VSP are still investigating what was called "the single most terrible awful crime in the history of Virginia, except for them others" by Colonel Vince "Vince" Bubbason, Chief Cop of the Virginia State Police. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Tannywheeler Date: 13 Oct 06 - 02:45 PM Remember the lesson from that great Teacher, Marilyn Monroe? "A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, But DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND...." (deep sigh) We keep slippin' you clues, but you don't pay attention until it's too late.... Tw |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Oct 06 - 02:55 PM I always turn to the "Luray Times and Fishwrap" when in search of the real dope on what's up in Wes Ginny... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 13 Oct 06 - 03:03 PM Good luck, 'cause Luray is in Virginia, not that other place. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Oct 06 - 03:07 PM That don't mean they cain't write about Wes Ginny murders if'n they WANT to! |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: artbrooks Date: 13 Oct 06 - 03:22 PM There is a simple blood test now to check testosterone levels; of course, you never know what else one of those blood tests will pick up...on second thought, better not. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Megan L Date: 13 Oct 06 - 04:05 PM Hey bobert your troubles are just begining its musroom season :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bobert Date: 13 Oct 06 - 08:22 PM Hmmmmmmmmmm??? Ain't no 'shrooms 'round these parts, ahhhhh, not that they would provide any greater level of creativity for the P-Vine... She don't do no druzes... Me??? Ahhhh, yeah... Like why not... Might as well go out happy.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Ebbie Date: 13 Oct 06 - 08:56 PM It's not too late, Beauby- go out to your garden and snip off some colorful and exotic blooms and sprigs then come back in, give your lady a hug and present your botany with a flourish. She'll wonder the rest of the day what you're up to. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 13 Oct 06 - 10:34 PM Not "up to" -- "done". |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Helen Date: 13 Oct 06 - 10:37 PM What he would have done is chopped up the P-Vine's favourite plants, no doubt. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: LilyFestre Date: 14 Oct 06 - 12:49 AM LOL!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: GUEST Date: 14 Oct 06 - 07:29 AM "no druzes" - if you were Druzes there'd be no problem, as they get reincarnated almost as soon as they're dead. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 14 Oct 06 - 09:05 AM "don't quite get the one about oiling the toilet seat.... should that be the wood or the hinges?" Try greasing the handrail as well... and put that giant concrete statue/plantpot at the foot of the stairs... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bobert Date: 14 Oct 06 - 09:25 AM Thanks, fooles-t but... ...the ol' gal don't need no help here... She'll figurate how to get me in the back of the big station wagon... Too late fir flowers, I'm afraid... But here's what I don't get... Maybe a womanz view is needed here... When I ask her if she's tryin' to kill me she jus' laughs and say's, "Of course not, silly boy" and then she gives me a hug and fir a little while I believe her and then I find a danged rake (the hard way) she's left in the deeper grass in the yard??? Ya' know when you step on them things just right the handle comes up at yer forehead with an amazing amount of punch... Ouch!!! Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 14 Oct 06 - 09:32 AM "She'll figurate how to get me in the back of the big station wagon" Isn't why you got married in the first place Bobnert? |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Becca72 Date: 14 Oct 06 - 09:38 AM Like she's going to ADMIT she's trying to off ya... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: GUEST, Topsie Date: 14 Oct 06 - 09:39 AM Bobert, are you quite sure it wasn't you who left the danged rake in the long grass? |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: JohnInKansas Date: 14 Oct 06 - 10:07 AM LH That don't mean they cain't write about Wes Ginny murders if'n they WANT to! As is the practice in many provincial locales, I have it on good authority that all WVA "newspapers" are just "front" offices, and printing and distribution is consolidated in a few "co-op" publishing places in VA - where there is much greater accessibility to people who can read - and even a to few who can write. It's further reported that of the few "subscribers" in WVA, 98.4% are avid and regular fisherpersons, who report needing a newspaper only for "soppin' up the mess when ya' clean 'em," hence the cited name for the most popular newspaper distributed there. I know it's true, 'cause I read it in a VA newspaper I swiped out of a recycle bin the last time I went fishin'. John |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: LilyFestre Date: 14 Oct 06 - 11:07 AM Bobert, Um, have you asked her nicely to please pick up the yard tools and stand them against the house when she isn't using them? I leave stuff out sometimes too and it's because I have plans on using it again in the very near future. (translation: I don't want to put it in the garage because I don't want to have to dig it out again tomorrow). For us, speaking clearly but kindly yields almost instant results. :) Michelle |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: karen k Date: 14 Oct 06 - 01:09 PM Bobert, Perhaps a pair of glasses are in your very near future or should have been part of your past. k |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 14 Oct 06 - 02:50 PM Ah, Bobert...have you considered cutting the grass? |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bee Date: 14 Oct 06 - 07:12 PM She isn't trying to kill you. The good woman has a garden and back yard full of lovely toxic herbs and nuts and such she could have slipped into your salad anytime, was she inclined to your end. I bet there's Nightshade, potato leaves, wild Datura, Poison Ivy, Sumac, Amanitas, at least, within an easy stroll. You're safe as houses. >;-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bobert Date: 14 Oct 06 - 07:46 PM Well, first of all I'd like to report that there were no new attempts on my life today but... ...the night is young. Secondly??? Hey, I always keep everything mowed and lookin' tidy 'cept in the veggie garden area which I haven' t been inclined to mow around seein' as punkins have spilled outta the bed and there's where Mr. Rake was set on Friday afternoon... And what is a hard rake doin' 'round a veggie garden this time of year??? See what I mean??? Thirdly??? Yeah, okay, she could poison me with a morning glory omlette 'er nightshade stew but poisonin' ain't all that reliable unless you got the good stuff... Accordin' to thwe Wes Ginny Slide Rule she's have to get me to eat 2 pounds of morning glories at one sittin' to do me in an' I just ain't a big eater so that's out... Fifthly??? The P-Vine has pulled somethin' in her back so I reckon that I have a few more days to live before she has 'nuff strength to set anymore traps but... ....talk about karma??? She prolly pulled her back setting up the traps that haven't worked... Okay, I got a knot on my forehead from the rake and it's still real sore... Still alive... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Amergin Date: 14 Oct 06 - 08:04 PM "Okay, I got a knot on my forehead from the rake and it's still real sore..." Maybe she isn't trying to kill you at all....maybe she is just trying to knock some sense into you...or change you into a republican....which is just as bad. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 14 Oct 06 - 08:07 PM Okay, Bobert. Listen up. This sort of thing once happened to me. I was outside working around the house when I stepped on what I later figured were the tines (that's the pointy things) of the rake. It sprung upon me, and it was only by sheer good luck and my famous of Avoiding Things That Could Really, Really Hurt did it miss my forehead and simply clip off one of my ears (later sewn back on by my wife, who's a pretty good sewer). Well, I seized the thing as it was trying to lay back down in the grass and whacked it so hard against a tree that it broke. Good thing, too. My neighbor, a herpetologist (a guy that for some reasons studies snakes) saw it laying there and told me that it was a Great Poisonous Rakesnake. These critters lay in grass and you don't step on 'em, they jump up and whack you in the head and if you fall down they swaller you jist like a common ol' rattler swallers a mouse. Iffen I was you, I'd thank my lucky stars that I didn't fall down. As it is, I'm sure glad my wife could git my head under the working parts of her Singer machine and sew my ear back on, even if she did use one of them fancy-shmancy stitches. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bobert Date: 14 Oct 06 - 08:41 PM Hey, Rap.... My wife cuts my danged ear off an' I'm not goin' nowhere near her Singer... I'm goin' to the E.R... An' driving myself and the cut off ear mah self... Fir sure on that one.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: frogprince Date: 15 Oct 06 - 08:22 PM Confidential to the P-Vine: Get it over with, so we don't hafta listen to all this whining! |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Ebbie Date: 15 Oct 06 - 08:46 PM Epitaph: I Told You So |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bobert Date: 15 Oct 06 - 08:52 PM Thanks, Eb.... Yeah, put that on my tombstone.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Ebbie Date: 15 Oct 06 - 09:04 PM Give yourself a big hug, Bobert. If it feels good to you, go ask the P-Vine for one. Bet she'll oblige. On the other hand, if your hug does NOT feel good to you, take heed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Rapparee Date: 15 Oct 06 - 09:10 PM That's great advice, Bobert. But don't do take it if the P-Vine is holding a butcher knife in either hand (or both). |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: DougR Date: 16 Oct 06 - 02:42 PM Has your morning tea or coffee begun to taste a bit bitter, Bobert? DougR |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Megan L Date: 16 Oct 06 - 03:00 PM Advice to P-Vine Make sure you check where he has hidden the life insurrance Make sure he has at least doubled the value Make sure a leg of lamb is well frozen once you have done him in put the lamb in the oven 30 min per pound at a medium should do it. then when the police come cry about the wasted dinner that should get rid of the evidence |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Amos Date: 16 Oct 06 - 04:09 PM Bobert: My advice: sit down with the P-Vine and go over this thread and share your feelings with her. Make sure you do this in a room with only soft objects in it. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bobert Date: 16 Oct 06 - 07:35 PM Ah ha!!! God is on my side... I just know it... Right after the rake incident, God inflicted the poor gal with a nasty back spasm and so she's been too crippled up fir the last couple 'er 4 days to set any additional traps... Of course I feel terrible fir her but, hey... ...I'm still here, ain't I??? An' life is good... Tonight, that is... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: P-Vine is tryin' to kill me... From: Bee Date: 16 Oct 06 - 09:50 PM Hmmmm.... I think we're being set up here, folks. The poor P-Vine is the one that's actually hurtin' and where was Bobert when that happened, I wonder? But sly ol' Bobert can point to this thread when the ambulance and paramedics and then the forensics fellas arrive and say: "See? It was self defense, fer shur!" |
