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BS: On to Venus!

The Shambles 13 Oct 06 - 03:49 PM
Rapparee 13 Oct 06 - 04:36 PM
GUEST 13 Oct 06 - 04:40 PM
Sorcha 13 Oct 06 - 04:56 PM
Lox 13 Oct 06 - 05:14 PM
The Shambles 13 Oct 06 - 05:17 PM
Amos 13 Oct 06 - 05:25 PM
Tweed 13 Oct 06 - 05:27 PM
Liz the Squeak 13 Oct 06 - 06:00 PM
GUEST,I was there at the beginning man 13 Oct 06 - 06:07 PM
Peace 13 Oct 06 - 06:08 PM
GUEST,I was there at the beginning man 13 Oct 06 - 06:10 PM
Little Hawk 13 Oct 06 - 06:13 PM
Liz the Squeak 13 Oct 06 - 06:15 PM
GUEST,I was there at the beginning man 13 Oct 06 - 06:15 PM
Little Hawk 13 Oct 06 - 06:21 PM
GUEST,I was there at the beginning man 13 Oct 06 - 06:26 PM
jeffp 13 Oct 06 - 06:35 PM
GUEST 13 Oct 06 - 07:02 PM
Rapparee 13 Oct 06 - 07:06 PM
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jeffp 13 Oct 06 - 07:21 PM
Little Hawk 13 Oct 06 - 07:50 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Oct 06 - 07:53 PM
GUEST 13 Oct 06 - 07:53 PM
Chip2447 13 Oct 06 - 08:09 PM
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Ebbie 13 Oct 06 - 09:01 PM
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Subject: BS: On to Venus!
From: The Shambles
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 03:49 PM

Anyone going?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 04:36 PM

Hot stuff, Venus. But I've always been partial to the Mons.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 04:40 PM

I wonder if Carson Napier still goes there. ?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Sorcha
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 04:56 PM

We can only hope you do, Shambles.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Lox
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 05:14 PM

I'm guessing you don't mean the planet.(?)


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: The Shambles
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 05:17 PM

http://www.solarviews.com/eng/venus.htm

Venus is not really a very inviting place to visit - with a very unfriendly atmosphere.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 05:25 PM

Our forum has a much friendlier atmosphere, don't we? Our forum is precious. Not like that nasty planet, no.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Tweed
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 05:27 PM

This thread is crazed and should be subpoenaed immediately.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:00 PM

So can anyone else hear the comment that is just waiting to be posted?



You all know what I mean.....










But it's not going to be me....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:07 PM

I expect one day people will be posting to the 85 billion thread from Venus (and beyond). How come you've never posted to it Shambles?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Peace
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:08 PM

Are you the guy that did the pushin'
Left the spots upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Since you met my daughter Nelly
She's had trouble with her belly
Don't you think it's time you came around?

Yes, I'm the guy that did the pushin'
Left the spots upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But since I met your daughter Venus
I've had trouble with my penis
Don't you think it's fifty fifty all around?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:10 PM

I think this thread is going places


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:13 PM

For further insight into the purposes and origin of the glorious Mudcat to Venus Mission, look into some recent posts on the "Closed Threads & Deleted posts" thread.

It is indeed heartening to see that others have taken up the cry "On to Venus!" Yes, the time has come for us all to pool our admittedly meagre resources into one grand effort, the conquest of Venus!


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:15 PM

or:

Ever since I had your daughter,
I've had trouble passing water....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:15 PM

This thread's up there with the 85 billion thread. It's aiming high as all good threads should. I for one am in for the long haul.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:21 PM

And I, for two, salute you for it!

ON To VENUS!


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:26 PM

But is The Shambles on board, or has he jumped out just as we've set off (his last post suggests he's having cold feet)? That would mean we have no pilot!


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: jeffp
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 06:35 PM

I nominate Yeoman Shambles for the away team.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 07:02 PM

Let Karma be our pilot.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 07:06 PM

I don't want to go in a Karma Ghia....


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 07:10 PM

Is that your Car, Ma?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: jeffp
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 07:21 PM

My Karma ran over your dogma.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 07:50 PM

We have now managed to put together enough money and expertise to get a tricycle about halfway down the block from your place or mine.

It's a start, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 07:53 PM

You people are insane! It's "OFF to Venus!", not "on"!

Look, we are all on the earth (with the possible exception of Tweed) right now. To get to Venus we have to get off the earth. Hence, it's "Off to Venus!" If we leave it as "on" we'll never even get past the launchpad.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 07:53 PM

That's one bike and a unicycle. THINK BIG.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Chip2447
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 08:09 PM

At least this isn't an attempt to send a probe to Uranus...

Chip (crawling back under his rock)


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 08:14 PM

No. Here is a pic of Venus. The mystery is the little red dot. What is it?

Also, it looks like parking will be a real pain.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 09:01 PM

That's the center of it, silly.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 09:02 PM

Of the parking lot?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Bert
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 10:55 PM

All aboard for The Good Ship Venus


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 10:59 PM

We're not going to stand for that sort of behaviour on our Venus mission!


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Oct 06 - 11:29 PM

Yes. Looks like a LOT of parking to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: The Shambles
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 08:31 AM

If the bycicle manages to get round venus - will this be an Obit thread?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 08:51 AM

Only if someone has their R's on the bike.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: jeffp
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 09:22 AM

Don't be silly. There are no R's in bike.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 09:45 AM

There ya go Chip... I knew someone would do mention that planet... I'm just glad it wasn't Bobert!


LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 10:16 AM

Old saying, " a night with venus, a lifetime with mercury "

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 11:48 AM

ANd consequent lead poisoning.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 12:17 PM

Gonna buy me a Mercury,
Gonna cruise up and down the road.

Will we Ford the Galaxy on our way to Vega in our Mercury, Freddy?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Ebbie
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 12:32 PM

Yes, and in happy anticipation we'll curvet.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: terrier
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 05:04 PM

I think with all these mercurial wits on this thread, we're heading for the wrong planet ?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 06:25 PM

'Old saying, " a night with venus, a lifetime with mercury "'

THAT was witty. But folks would have to know about the ol' Wasserman treatment.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 06:54 PM

"I'd rather flunk my Wasserman test
Than write a poem like Edgar Guest"

"Venus De Milo was noted for he charms,
But strictly between us,
You're cuter than Venus,
And, Baby, you've got arms!"

"The scented flames of the sun throw me,

Telling me how to move--I tell them

How to bend the light of shifting stars:

I order their curved wash so the moon

Will not escape, so rocks and seas

Will stretch their elbows under her.

I am the sun's toy--because I go against

The grain I feel the brush of my authority,

Its ripples straying from a star's collapse.

If I travel far enough, and fast enough, I seem

To be at rest, I see my closed life expanding

Through the crimson shells of time.

But the stars are still at large, they fly apart

From each other to a more soulful beginning;

And the sun holds good till it makes a point

Of telling itself to whiten to a traplight--

This emptiness was left from the start; with any choice

I'd double-back to the dullest blue of Mars."

--Medbh McGuckian


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Chip2447
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 12:37 AM

Liz,

Someone had to do it, and seizing an opportunity to appear a witty smart ass I jumped all over it.

Thanks for not being a witty smart ass and beating me to the punchline, I get so few opportunities to intelligently (hahahaha)contribute to Mudcat.

At least I didn't make the joke about the Gaseous clouds surrounding Uranus. Wait, too late. I guess I got 2 stinkers in for the price of one. Oops, that makes 3. I gotta qut this thread or my sense of humour will go over about like a fart in church, or a turd in the punch bowl. How did this thread turn into a expose on potty mouth and toilet humour. Oh great, my brain has got the runs...

"Jane, Jane...Stop this crazy thing" parapharsing George Jetson...

This is Chip's brain, and this is Chip's brain when radiated with a large dose of general all around silliness.

Chip,
(   *   )
mooning the entire population of mudcat ville


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: The Shambles
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 05:58 AM

If exposing one's bum is now known as 'mooning' - what would be exposed if you were 'venusing'?


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 06:30 AM

Mons public.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Flash Company
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 09:48 AM

On the subject of flunked Wasserman tests:-

My poor little baby, he's deaf and he's dumb,
My poor little baby's insane,
He's got nasty big blisters all over his tum,
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame!

Oh boy, the rubbish I remember!
FC


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: The Shambles
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 11:27 AM

http://columbia.thefreedictionary.com/Wasserman+test


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST,autolycus
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 03:31 PM

You chaps contemplating a trip to Venus.

And to think that the philosopher Kant pretty well never left his home town.

Rather than visiting Venus, the Seychelles, or Outer Manitoba, I've visited parts of Rossini, Samual Barber, Myslivecek, an' sm uvvers what are just, just out of copyright, and all without leaving the maisonette. Except for lunch.

As a friend of mine once pointed out,"Travel narrows the mind."


   Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 03:33 PM

One's impending death helps focus it, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: On to Venus!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 15 Oct 06 - 04:47 PM

I nominate William Shatner to lead the mission, on the twin bases of experience in the matter, and to remove him from this planet, and so making the acting world a better place....


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