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Lyr Add: House that Jack Built/Domicile Erected... |
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Subject: The House that Jack built From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Oct 06 - 04:39 AM While Googling to refresh my memory of the words to this childhood poem, I came upon this excellent 'improved version' It made me laugh so much I thought I would share it with you all. The House that Jack Built Giok |
Subject: RE: The House that Jack built From: Flash Company Date: 24 Oct 06 - 05:50 AM Oh dear, Jack is definitely alright! I have a teacher friend who will love that. FC |
Subject: RE: The House that Jack built From: Joybell Date: 24 Oct 06 - 06:43 PM Giok, Thank you. True-love used to do a little-kid show based on "The House that Jack Built." He'll enjoy this version. Cheers, Joy |
Subject: Lyr Add: THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT JERRY BUILT From: Charley Noble Date: 24 Oct 06 - 07:50 PM This old music hall song appears to have some relation to this song, at least the chorus is a parody (from the draft HOUSING SONG BOOK): This is the House that Jerry Built This late 19th century song dramatizes "the trials and tribulations" experienced by the aspiring middle class as they sought escape from the working class neighborhoods of London to the new suburbs. Like many themes in the housing song literature, we will find this one repeating itself in every age and to paraphrase Malvina Reynolds 'they all sound just the same." This song was composed by T. S. Lonsdale in 1885 and performed in the British music hall by artists such as James Fawn. Words by T. S. Lonsdale, © 1885 Music by W. G. Eaton THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT JERRY BUILT My wife is a woman and like all the rest, Bound to be scheming something for the best, She had a desire a few months ago, To live in the suburbs of London you know; She went out in search and very soon found, An Agent who showed her the houses all around, They settled on one, after a good hunt, In the gothic style – and a garden in front. SPOKEN: And also in pond in front, I should have said, for the road was nothing better, when the men brought the furniture, they were up to here in mud and it took them a day and a half to dig the Van out of the road, and the mould in the garden is mould, I put in some seeds a few months ago, all that came up were half bricks and clay – CHORUS: And there's the cat that ate the rat, And the servant girl's not fat, And there's the children with the cramp, Because the place is always damp; And there's the workman always nigh, And the Plumber's always dry, And through the roof, you see the sky, In the house that Jerry built. Red bricks and church windows look very nice, And the place some might think is a paradise, Other sweet things in the gothic style but, The doors like the windows will never quite shut, If the wind's the wrong way it's really no joke, We're smothered to death by volumes of smoke, But there we all sit and shiver with cold, Or up in some shawls or blankets we've rolled. SPOKEN: Don't have a fire in the place because the chimney smokes, oh it's a nice place to live in, the nearest pub's a mile off, when the girl goes for the supper beer we bid her good-bye, just the same as if she was off to America, and perhaps I'm dying of thirst, or the Missus or children got the wind or spasm bad, and want a drop of short to keep us warm you know. (CHORUS) It's nice don't you know, at night when in bed, For the rain to come through and drop on your head, And the wife of your bosom to sit up and jaw, While you rush about, and wipe up the floor; Another nice thing that worries your brains, Is the whistle that's from a few passing trains, An old cock that crows will give you delight, And also a dog that howls all the night. SPOKEN: They say that when you hear a dog howl it's a sign of death, the next morning to the dog, oh it is a nice place to live in, we can never get a girl to stay longer than a month, because the place is so dull, and no soldiers about, Policemen you see once a week, and Burglars every night, it's a good place for Doctors and Dentists, someone's always got the toothache, whooping cough or measles – (CHORUS) Through the walls you can hear what your neighbors say, And when they commence the piano to play, The five finger exercise and other sweet things, A Cornet sometimes a friend of theirs brings; You feel just as if you could tear out your hair, Or at your dear wife you could say a sweet prayer, For she, yes, the woman's the cause of it all, When the water taps froze and the children squall. SPOKEN: The wife says, oh yes it's all my fault, you blame me for everything, I'm the cause of it all, you strike me, now do, or say I'm mad, and have me put away, because I took this beastly house and think a Donkey's got a soul, one husband's done it to his wife, but he's been well done since – (CHORUS) Warm regards, Landlady's Daughter |
Subject: Lyr Add: HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT / DOMICILE ERECTED From: Joe Offer Date: 24 Oct 06 - 08:06 PM I think it's worth posting the whole text. You never know when the source may disappear. They say the parody comes from 1890 - could that be? -Joe Offer- The original and "improved" versions of The House That Jack BuiltThe original nursery rime, and a 19th century jocular elaboration. The House That Jack BuiltThis is the house that Jack built. This is the malt This is the rat This is the cat, This is the dog, This is the cow with the crumpled horn, This is the maiden all forlorn, This is the man all tattered and torn, This is the priest all shaven and shorn, This is the cock that crowed in the morn, This is the farmer sowing the corn, THE DOMICILE ERECTED BY JOHN.Translated from the Vulgate. Behold the Mansion reared by daedal Jack. See the malt stored in many a plethoric sack, Mark how the Rat's felonious fangs invade Anon, with velvet foot and Tarquin strides, Lo! now the deep-mouthed canine foe's assault, Here stalks the impetuous Cow with crumpled horn, Here walks forlorn the Damsel crowned with rue, Robed in senescent garb that seems in sooth Lo, here, with hirsute honors doffed, succinct The loud cantankerous Shanghae comes at last, From C. C. Bombaugh, Gleanings for the Curious from the Harvest Fields of Literature (1890) |
Subject: RE: The House that Jack built From: Joe_F Date: 24 Oct 06 - 09:42 PM Linguists also have a version with the dependence of the clauses reversed, to show the limits of nesting in English grammar -- something like This is Jack, who built the house. This is Jack, who built the house the malt lay in. This is Jack, who built the house the malt the rat ate lay in. This is Jack, who built the house the malt the rat the cat killed ate lay in. This is Jack, who built the house the malt the rat the cat the dog worried killed ate lay in. |
Subject: RE: The House that Jack built From: Charley Noble Date: 25 Oct 06 - 09:39 AM Dear Mr. Offer- Do you have to SHOUT so early in the morning? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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