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BS: Different 3 word Christmas story

Hawker 10 Nov 06 - 05:51 PM
GUEST 10 Nov 06 - 06:39 PM
John O'L 10 Nov 06 - 06:48 PM
Snuffy 10 Nov 06 - 07:55 PM
Snuffy 10 Nov 06 - 07:55 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Nov 06 - 09:28 PM
Liz the Squeak 11 Nov 06 - 03:30 AM
GUEST 11 Nov 06 - 03:16 PM
GUEST 11 Nov 06 - 03:51 PM
bobad 11 Nov 06 - 03:55 PM
GUEST 11 Nov 06 - 04:02 PM
bobad 11 Nov 06 - 04:10 PM
GUEST 11 Nov 06 - 04:34 PM
Stephen L. Rich 11 Nov 06 - 05:36 PM
GUEST 11 Nov 06 - 05:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Nov 06 - 10:37 AM
Bentley 12 Nov 06 - 01:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Nov 06 - 02:51 PM
Hawker 12 Nov 06 - 07:21 PM
Hawker 12 Nov 06 - 07:23 PM
GUEST 12 Nov 06 - 07:51 PM
bobad 12 Nov 06 - 08:06 PM
Andy Jackson 12 Nov 06 - 08:25 PM
Andy Jackson 12 Nov 06 - 08:26 PM
Andy Jackson 12 Nov 06 - 08:26 PM
Andy Jackson 12 Nov 06 - 08:27 PM
GUEST 12 Nov 06 - 08:33 PM
GUEST 12 Nov 06 - 09:07 PM
bobad 12 Nov 06 - 09:23 PM
JennyO 13 Nov 06 - 05:22 AM
Paul Burke 13 Nov 06 - 06:35 AM
GUEST 13 Nov 06 - 06:43 AM
Liz the Squeak 13 Nov 06 - 06:59 AM
John O'L 13 Nov 06 - 07:11 AM
Paul Burke 13 Nov 06 - 07:21 AM
Micca 13 Nov 06 - 10:03 AM
Hawker 13 Nov 06 - 03:39 PM
Andy Jackson 14 Nov 06 - 11:07 AM
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Andy Jackson 14 Nov 06 - 11:07 AM
Andy Jackson 14 Nov 06 - 11:08 AM
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Liz the Squeak 14 Nov 06 - 05:47 PM
Georgiansilver 14 Nov 06 - 05:49 PM

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Subject: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Hawker
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 05:51 PM

More nonsense to pass the time! In this one you have just 3 words to tell a Christmas story.......
Like..........

Mary Had Baby..................

Or

It's A Girl!   (I know it's is really 2 words!)

Or

Where's My Nintendo!

Off you go........


Cheers, Lucy


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 06:39 PM

Wow it snowed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: John O'L
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 06:48 PM

and snowed and


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Snuffy
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 07:55 PM

Follow that star


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Snuffy
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 07:55 PM

Peace on earth


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 09:28 PM

Bah hum bug!


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 03:30 AM

Off school AGAIN???

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 03:16 PM

Stuff the turkey.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 03:51 PM

Bang the maid.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: bobad
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 03:55 PM

Flip the bird.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 04:02 PM

Pull a cracker.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: bobad
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 04:10 PM

Ring-a-ding.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 04:34 PM

Fart out loud.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 05:36 PM

eat more plastic


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 05:52 PM

Pass the Port.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 10:37 AM

Visa, Mastercard, Discover.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Bentley
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 01:32 PM

One word only is required.PAY!


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 02:51 PM

Made in China.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Hawker
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 07:21 PM

Yellow Snow! Ughh!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Hawker
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 07:23 PM

Wise men? Nah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 07:51 PM

Virgin birth. Bollocks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: bobad
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 08:06 PM

Christmas is business.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 08:25 PM

cheer the queen


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 08:26 PM

toast the turkey


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 08:26 PM

Roast your nuts


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 08:27 PM

Fetch me coat!


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 08:33 PM

Pretend we're out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 09:07 PM

Toss your cookies


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: bobad
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 09:23 PM

Lock the door.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 05:22 AM

Barbie, beer, prawns (the Oz version)


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 06:35 AM

Who's the father?


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 06:43 AM

Not me mate.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 06:59 AM

After a news report this morning and seeing the UK Christmas stamps for 2006

What, no Christ?

Does anyone else think that Santa looks like he's having a crap down the chimney? Perhaps the children had been REALLY bad....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: John O'L
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 07:11 AM

Yep. The look on his face gives him away. That snowman has got a secret too, standing there all smug as hell with that grin on his dial and his hands behind his back. Looks to me like he's quietly making the snow all yellow under that great big skirt and he thinks no-one can tell.
Three words?

Unwrap this, kids!


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 07:21 AM

Oooh my head.

But everyone knows about Santa, he only comes once a year- and then it's down the chimney.


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Micca
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 10:03 AM

I dunno about Christmas but there is a good one "Thoughts of the Bride comng into the wedding"
Aisle,Altar , Hymn


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Hawker
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 03:39 PM

Prpobably Mary's thoughts too!

Not MORE Turkey!


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 11:07 AM

back to plot


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 11:07 AM

so whats christmas


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 11:07 AM

an expensive break


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 11:08 AM

or holy happening


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 11:09 AM

bit of both


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 11:09 AM

overdose of one!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:47 PM

I think 6 X 3 is pushing it a bit MiskinMan!



Greed overcomes sensibility.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Different 3 word Christmas story
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:49 PM

Fill her stocking?


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