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BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!

Georgiansilver 15 Aug 09 - 02:39 PM
Desert Dancer 15 Aug 09 - 12:04 PM
Rowan 03 Aug 09 - 01:10 AM
katlaughing 02 Aug 09 - 11:31 PM
Rowan 02 Aug 09 - 07:02 PM
katlaughing 02 Aug 09 - 11:16 AM
Liz the Squeak 26 Jun 09 - 03:31 AM
Georgiansilver 26 Jun 09 - 02:41 AM
Rowan 25 Jun 09 - 11:05 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 25 Jun 09 - 10:31 PM
frogprince 25 Jun 09 - 10:12 PM
GUEST,Tit supporter 17 Mar 07 - 10:12 PM
JennyO 17 Mar 07 - 09:22 PM
Georgiansilver 17 Mar 07 - 09:03 PM
Georgiansilver 17 Mar 07 - 06:15 PM
Liz the Squeak 17 Mar 07 - 05:15 PM
jimlad9 17 Mar 07 - 05:53 AM
Georgiansilver 17 Mar 07 - 05:44 AM
Liz the Squeak 17 Mar 07 - 01:21 AM
Georgiansilver 16 Mar 07 - 02:23 PM
Rowan 15 Mar 07 - 04:45 PM
Georgiansilver 15 Mar 07 - 04:11 PM
GUEST,Cruz 15 Mar 07 - 01:58 PM
Scrump 15 Mar 07 - 11:47 AM
Georgiansilver 15 Mar 07 - 02:31 AM
Liz the Squeak 14 Mar 07 - 11:31 PM
Liz the Squeak 14 Mar 07 - 11:31 PM
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Rowan 14 Mar 07 - 04:33 PM
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Liz the Squeak 13 Mar 07 - 03:46 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 02:39 PM

That is so interesting... Mint and Lavender is good for tits!....... great


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 12:04 PM

Thought this bit of science news might hit the spot:

aromatherapy and blue tits

~ Becky & Michael (astro) in Long Beach


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 03 Aug 09 - 01:10 AM

Feel free, kat.

Anything I post on Mudcat is free to anybody, as far as I'm concerned; all I ask is that appropriate acknowledgement (to both Mudcat and myself) is given when it is used.

And I'm sorry I couldn't contribute anything useful about CryBaby in response to your request; I'd never even heard of it.

Cheers, Rowan


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Aug 09 - 11:31 PM

Cheers, Rowan. With your permission, I will send on your comments to Jim. He is an amazing person who travels and lives in the most remote places of the Americas, but I don't think he's ever been to OZ and I know he always appreciates comments and more knowledge. Thanks!

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 02 Aug 09 - 07:02 PM

The word "flock" is inadequate for evoking their nervous energy. "Swarm" almost gets it but that word implies a larger number. "Mob" implies a threat but there's nothing threatening about these teeny, plain-looking little birds so easily identified by their very long tails and very short beaks.

Yet another example of different cultures having different connotations to the one word.

In Oz, "mob" doesn't usually carry the sense of threat implied in Kat's piece, especially away from cities. It's the collective noun for a bunch of macropods, particularly kangaroos, and older bush-bred Aborigines are likely to use it for any number (of anything) that is greater than 5. A much larger number of things in one or more groups is likely to be described as "big mobs", even by Balandas in the Top End.

Personally, I reckon I'd like to see Liz' tits in big mobs.

Cheers, Rowan


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Aug 09 - 11:16 AM

Only in American could we have something called the "Bushtit," I kid you not!

Check it out: clickety. Here's the info on it, from This Guy's Newsletter:


"Crowd" doesn't sound right for a gathering of birds
but it's the best one I can think of to describe a
bunch of foraging Bushtits. Nearly always Bushtits are
seen drifting across the landscape in hyperactive,
profoundly social groups of a dozen or more birds,
foraging for spiders and small insects. The word
"flock" is inadequate for evoking their nervous
energy. "Swarm" almost gets it but that word implies a
larger number. "Mob" implies a threat but there's
nothing threatening about these teeny, plain-looking
little birds so easily identified by their very long
tails and very short beaks. Even with such lengthy
tails the birds reach only 3½-inches long (9 cm), so
they're much smaller than a chickadee. As they fly
about orbiting one another they softly, plaintively
keep in touch calling a high, thin, fussing tsit-tsit-
tsit...

Bushtits are the only North American member of their
family, the Long-tailed Tit Family, or Aegithalidae,
the other twelve members of the family being Eurasian.
Our Bushtits are also the only species in their genus
Psaltriparus.

Bushtits are found in open woodlands, scrubby areas
and even suburban shrubbery, from Vancouver, British
Columbia south through much of the western US to
Guatemala.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 03:31 AM

Tbey've been active again recently... the coal tits fledged about 3 weeks ago and I'm pretty sure they're onto their second brood. The blue tit is looking less frazzled so I suspect his brood have also flown the nest and he's just replenishing his energy now that the coal tits have left the fat pecker. They still feed there but not so frenetically so the Blue has a chance to stock up before being harangued from the bay tree. They actually pecked him off when they were feeding young. Haven't seen the great tits for a while, I think they've found another feeder down the road.

Meanwhile, the neighbours over the fence have uprooted several shrubs that were along our fence, so there is a distinct lack of cover there now... so our feathered friends may find nest sites a little lacking next spring. I've no intention of trimming any more of my trees and bushes, so they're always welcome on my side of the fence.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 02:41 AM

Lizs' tits are a legend ..... nice to see them perk up on this thread again. They will always have my strong support.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 25 Jun 09 - 11:05 PM

I think Liz relishes all her tits and wouldn't even think of having any excised.

Cheers, Rowan


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Jun 09 - 10:31 PM

So ya got 3 sorts of tits, huh, Liz? Just noticed yer thread.    Look...don't feel bad. They often ain't exactly the same size or shape on a lotta broads, and it ain't no big deal. Most guys will not even notice the difference. Learn to love what ya got, I say.

On the other hand, I'm thinkin' that the third one would throw some people a little off... It could be a problem.

What I would suggest is...pick out the one among the three that is least...um..."desirable" I guess would be the word...and get it surgically removed. Pick a real good sawbones so the operation don't leave a scar.

I know a guy in Chicago who does that sort of thing. He's good and his rates are cheap. Call me.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Jun 09 - 10:12 PM

We have some planters with strawberries on the patio. We've been getting some nice sweet berries. But I looked out yesterday, and a robin was sticking his little pecker in one.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Tit supporter
Date: 17 Mar 07 - 10:12 PM

Jenny O if you wish to bring your tits together, please ask for my help


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: JennyO
Date: 17 Mar 07 - 09:22 PM

A little while ago I noticed there was some support for Liz's tits - in these threads:

I've got 3 sorts of tits! / Silent Santa support group

I posted the combination on the Thread Name Game thread and when I came back they had moved apart - as tits tend to do if you don't give them plenty of support, I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Mar 07 - 09:03 PM

I really believe that we should support tits in any way we can, whether they belong to Liz or anyone else...lets hold them high...lets support them....let's keep tits in their place whatever it takes. Tits are real...tits are wonderful... we all love tits so let's give them the support they deserve. Liz, your thread is a delight and your tits are the best I have come upon.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Mar 07 - 06:15 PM

Jimlad...that was a bit above the belt (or should it be below?)


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Mar 07 - 05:15 PM

We're talking children's seaside buckets rather than the 2 gallon jobbies.

The yard of rope... yeah, well, that's probably about right.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: jimlad9
Date: 17 Mar 07 - 05:53 AM

Look at the lovely Liz's photo.

She would need Two Buckets and a Yard of Rope to halt the gravity effects on her brood.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Mar 07 - 05:44 AM

Have you given your tits names Liz........just a few suggestions......Cross-your-heart.....Playtex....Living.......M+S.....
Sloggi.....Wonder.....


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Mar 07 - 01:21 AM

You saying my tits need a helping hand to stay up?

The pigeons are slowly stripping my bush of twigs for a nest. They're quite nice looking, country pigeons, properly coloured and not all scabby and putrid looking.

Still hate the buggers though!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 Mar 07 - 02:23 PM

Gravity was obviously pulling the 'tits' thread downward as it nearly dropped off the end again. So I thought I would resurrect it...give it a little more support so to speak.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 04:45 PM

"Look at Janet Jacksons!"

I wasn't there but I'm told the escape was not unassisted; someone had a hand in it.

There's a wonderful Australian bird that comes to mind whenever I hear about Janet Jackson;

"Spangled Drongo"


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 04:11 PM

Guest Cruz........I am also a leg man......


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Cruz
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 01:58 PM

Well Georgiansilver that must make to a "tit man" and not a...leg man!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 11:47 AM

Oh Gawd, I can't help being reminded of Mrs Slocombe now, thanks to LTS talking about her pussy.

Look at Janet Jacksons!

Where?!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 02:31 AM

'The Silence of the Pigeons' doesn't quite have the ring of lambs but fires the imaginationion none the less. Hope the subject is not changing from tits to pussies though!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 11:31 PM

Oh,.....


300!!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 11:31 PM

Yesterday morning I had two fairly large pigeons trying to land in my butterfly bush... they flapped off rapidly after discovering that their combined weight pushed the branch down just far enough to be within reach of the coiled, furry black spring that was the Raven pussy, just waiting for the perfect breakfast.

They'd been too busy courting to notice him before... He can be a sneaky little pussy when he wants. He's decided that it is his reason d'etre to catch, kill and eat one of the racing pigeons that regularly fly over the house. He'll sit in the front window with his little black nose squashed up to the glass, his back end twitching like a very twitchy thing and make the oddest collection of noises that I suppose in cat language mean something like 'I've got some fava beans and a nice chianti all ready for you'...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 11:10 PM

They probably sneak out when you're not paying attention.. tits often do. Look at Janet Jacksons!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 04:33 PM

Rusty,
from south of the equator I'm not sure of the exact timing of the breeding season of your tits so my suggestion might have to wait until any nestlings have flown. A bit of smoke blown into the hole will cause most birds/rodents/etc to vacate the premises rapidly, if they can do so. A bit of burning rubber smoke increases the effect while still staying humane. Deserted eggs won't smell much but you might still want to wait until after the season. The smoke can be blown along a length of tube so that it doesn't represent a barrier between where they are and the exit.

Cheers, Rowan


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 02:33 PM

Awww Jim....and I still got lost.....I loved Geography at school but could never find the classroom. Sad eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: jimlad9
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 02:17 PM

Georgiansilver.

Whatwould you know about being appreciated?,I have heard that when you went out to work your Mum wrapped your lunch in a Road Map


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 12:03 PM

Thanks Jimlad...nice to be appreciated...


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 11:53 AM

Serious question: where an overflow pipe was removed from the house, there's a small hole halfway up the wall. I've seen blue tits flying up to it and going in, but so far, I haven't seen one coming out. Do you experts know if a blue tit can turn round in such a confined space, or is there an ever-mounting heap of late, deceased, bereft of life blue tits inside the cavity wall? I 'd like to block the hole up to avoid this rather worrying possibility, but would hate to think I'd done so while there's one or two still inside.

If you wait till the summer you'll probably be safe to do it, but any bereft tits in your cavity (ooerr, missus!) will be difficult to remove. Good idea to block it up anyway, in case you get bees or wasps nesting in there.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: jimlad9
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 08:54 AM

Georgiansilver Re Teats

GGGRROOOAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!, GGGRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!
BLOODY GROAN !!

You should go on the stage,the next one leaves in 2 hours !!

Jim


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 07:13 AM

My turn to take an interest in Liz's tits....

A good start to the day at Dobro Towers: great, blue and long-tailed (puddeny-pokes in this neck of the woods) all waiting for the starlings to finish at the suet balls.

Serious question: where an overflow pipe was removed from the house, there's a small hole halfway up the wall. I've seen blue tits flying up to it and going in, but so far, I haven't seen one coming out. Do you experts know if a blue tit can turn round in such a confined space, or is there an ever-mounting heap of late, deceased, bereft of life blue tits inside the cavity wall? I 'd like to block the hole up to avoid this rather worrying possibility, but would hate to think I'd done so while there's one or two still inside.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 05:26 AM

Sorry Scrump...it's the 'TEAT' and they are exceptionally common.....


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 05:16 AM

The tawny owl?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 05:12 PM

Is it the brown owl? Is it the snowy owl? Is it the barn owl? Which is it?.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 05:10 PM

Certainly not 'shy talk' this is it? Think I might have a can or two of Kestrel but I won't crow about it or you'll all think I've gone cuckoo. That should give you something to owl about!

Incidentally...what is the most common owl in the UK?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 04:39 PM

D'you reckon Liz might be a bower bird?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 12:22 PM

She woodcock for a lark, she needs a kick up the chough I think.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: jimlad9
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 12:17 PM

Liz

My 20 year old,40-22-36 neighbour says she had a Shag when she went on the beach some Bustards have all the luck.

C'mon Scrump,you can't let this one pass can you/.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 11:22 AM

Liz, have you had many 'Twitchers' around your garden trying to get a glimpse of your tits?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 11:08 AM

Bah! I missed all the punning and can't think of any more. No missus... titter ye not... now simmer down, we've had bags of fun talking about those birds whose name I dare not speak.

Us ornithog... ornithlo... orno... us bird watchers have always had our knockers. What?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 03:46 AM

You finched that one up didn't you!

Stop ducking the issue, quit your puffin and just say it...

My tits are fabulous! Trouble is, they move too fast for this crappy camera to get a decent picture. By the time I've focused, they've gathered up their nuts and found another bush.

Ornithology has made a big difference in my days. : )

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: jimlad9
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 03:34 AM

Someone please tell me which institution Liz's tits have been put into. Me and the lads will organise a coach trip.

Liz luv,please keep up the good work you help to improve the moralee of us catters and go some way to curing the MALLARDY,gerrit?, that affects us all. You have plenty to CROW about,gerrit?,and your RAVEN stops us PHEASANTS GROUSING, oh sod it !,I can't think of any
more POULTRY attempts at comedy


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 03:19 AM

Thanks guys, my tits enjoy your support!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 02:56 AM

277 posts or 278 including this one and I kept abreast of them all. I'll read every one or bust!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 04:53 PM

I hope the booby that Scrump made gave as much pleasure as Liz' tits.

Cheers, Rowan


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 04:33 PM

Scrump made a booby with that comment!

LTS


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