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BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!

GUEST, ... 08 Dec 06 - 12:24 PM
Cluin 08 Dec 06 - 12:02 PM
The Villan 08 Dec 06 - 12:02 PM
Cluin 08 Dec 06 - 12:01 PM
John MacKenzie 08 Dec 06 - 11:59 AM
GUEST,Student 6 08 Dec 06 - 11:53 AM
Liz the Squeak 08 Dec 06 - 11:35 AM
John MacKenzie 08 Dec 06 - 11:34 AM
Liz the Squeak 08 Dec 06 - 11:25 AM
Liz the Squeak 08 Dec 06 - 11:18 AM
GUEST,Just Curious 07 Dec 06 - 08:22 PM
The Fooles Troupe 07 Dec 06 - 07:08 PM
Cluin 07 Dec 06 - 07:01 PM
Georgiansilver 07 Dec 06 - 06:46 PM
Liz the Squeak 07 Dec 06 - 05:22 PM
Rowan 07 Dec 06 - 05:19 PM
Georgiansilver 07 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM
John MacKenzie 07 Dec 06 - 07:21 AM
The Villan 07 Dec 06 - 07:05 AM
The Fooles Troupe 07 Dec 06 - 05:22 AM
John MacKenzie 06 Dec 06 - 09:48 AM
Liz the Squeak 06 Dec 06 - 09:46 AM
The Villan 06 Dec 06 - 09:43 AM
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fogie 06 Dec 06 - 06:05 AM
Long Firm Freddie 06 Dec 06 - 12:59 AM
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Cruiser 05 Dec 06 - 10:47 AM
John MacKenzie 05 Dec 06 - 08:35 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST, ...
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:24 PM

It's Liz who is from Wessex.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:02 PM

Above.

'nother brain fart.

(I was looking at the thread in descending order... ass-backwards again)


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Villan
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:02 PM

Are there tits with big yellow spots on them?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:01 PM

Sorry, should be "Essex" below. Brain fart.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:59 AM

With knobs on!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Student 6
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:53 AM

Yes guest Just curious, they would be Blue Tits obviously.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:35 AM

Or else the Pilates has started to work!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:34 AM

If your pussy and your tits get together you are suffering from gravitational pull.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:25 AM

So far the cats haven't been at them either.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:18 AM

Don't worry 'curious'... they are well insulated and are always tucked up firmly at night.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Just Curious
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 08:22 PM

Lizzy,

Will your tits be ice skating on your pond when it freezes over?

I would hate to see your tits frozen

Just curious....


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 07:08 PM

Who? - Oh I get it now...


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 07:01 PM

That's what the Earl of Wessex said.

And look what happened to him.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 06:46 PM

Liz your tits are wonderful!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 05:22 PM

It would be if my pond weren't totally coated in duckweed. Can't wait till we have a good hard frost - it''ll freeze and I can just pick the ice sheets off the pond, taking the duckweed with it!

Spent a wonderful afternoon a couple of years ago, watching the baby tits learning to fly from the bottom branch of the pittisporum to the edge of the pond... they seemed to be catching the mosquitoes hovering there too...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 05:19 PM

Pairs of tits flying around, occasionally swooping to break the pond's mirror surface; what a wonderful image.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM

Tits don't actually swim.....at times they may bob in and out of the water as the mood takes them. I do believe that tits are certainly the best of the species and considering that the adverts tell us that all the best things these days 'have wings'....tits must be brilliant. I do love tits. I love to see them wherever they are. They are so interesting aren't they.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 07:21 AM

With a name like Robin and coming from Australia, surely it would be the Red Breasted Australian Crawl?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Villan
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 07:05 AM

They would need to do the breast stroke then.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 05:22 AM

Can your tits swim, or are water wings needed?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 09:48 AM

Water pair of great tits?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 09:46 AM

Ah.. that could explain a lot. I've not heard my tits sing.. it must be because I'm expecting the languid trilling they did when I lived in Dorset. Obviously with city life, my tits have speeded up to make themselves noticed.

Coal tits are no good at lighting fires because when they hold the matches in their little claws, because they're upside down, the flames burn their bums and they drop the match. The trick is to put your fire under the tits perch and they'll drop the lit match onto it.

Either that or you have damp tits.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Villan
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 09:43 AM

>>There are an estimated 1.7million great tit pairs in the UK...<<

Who has the greatest tits in the UK?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 06:28 AM

So no truth in the old saying 'hot time in the old town tonight'


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: fogie
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 06:05 AM

Coal tits are absolutely hopeless for lighting fires.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Long Firm Freddie
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 12:59 AM

There are an estimated 1.7million great tit pairs in the UK...

Birds living in cities are performing a type of "avian rap" while their rural counterparts are sticking to more traditional sounds, a study shows...

Read all about it here: tits

LFF


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM

Liz, I suspect that, whatever you think of your Pittosporum, you really value your tits much more highly. You wouldn't let them come to harm because of some weed, would you.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 05:45 PM

Mine does, they nested in it one year!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 04:34 PM

Pittosporum is a declared weed in parts of Australia. It's just as well it doesn't harbour tits.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 02:08 PM

"Oh, behave!" (Austin Powers)


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Villan
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 12:37 PM

Well I hope it isn't a weeping pussy willow, tit willow


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 11:39 AM

I do have a pussy willow, but it's very small.... it's in the pond. The tits don't flitter in it because it's too close to the house.

They do like the pittisporum, but the clematis isn't big enough for them to sit in and it suffered badly from the drought.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cruiser
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 10:47 AM

SRS 'sayed'

"Anyway, you should never have even tried spelling it out. That diminishes the effect of the wit."

Hey young lady, that was 2 posts after LH's "tit wit" and you know the type of people opening this sort of thread my not be as "bright" or "like-minded" enough to catch the drift (that does not include me, you, or LH of course!).

As far as big B-Bush versus little b-bush, I am fond enough of the real feminine Bush to think it deserves capitalization! (in fact BUSH!)

Now Liz, back to you. Why in the world would you start a thread like this enticing (forcing) decent folk like me and one or two others here to post 'thangs' that they would not have otherwise posted?

Oh, you retort, this thread really was only about titmice, the small insect-eating passerine birds of the family Paridae, and absolutely nothing else. Sure, that was your intent and any double-entendres were merely accidental or subject only to the "mind-in-the-gutter" perceptions of some Mudcatters.

Now, I have a biological background and my post here was solely to point out the salacious content of this thread and my attempt to return it to the purely scientific and ornithological endeavor that it should have been initially.   

Liz the Streak, er I mean Squeak, you are an 'evil thread' temptress (but obviously a very popular one at that, can you believe 140 plus post so far).

Next, you will likely be starting a thread about your tits flittering about in your pussy willow in your back yard, or some such.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 08:35 AM

Glad you like tit Liz.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 08:32 AM

A hand in the bush is worth two birds on the arm, I always say...


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 08:28 AM

In Australia we have lots of 'Budgie Smugglers' at the Beach...


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 07:11 AM

It's taken you 138 posts to think of that one, hasn't it Giok!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 07:08 AM

I think Liz and her tits are bosom budgies!
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 01:06 AM

I'm just surprised no one else thought of it. ;-) I got a good chuckle when I did.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 10:53 PM

Little-B bush, not Big-B Bush. Big-B Bush is a twit, nothing to do with tits and bushes.

Anyway, you should never have even tried spelling it out. That diminishes the effect of the wit.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cruiser
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 10:00 PM

Man Little Hawk, that was very clever of you....

A bird in hand is worth two in the Bush. (I think I get it, clean mind and all)


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 03:37 PM

good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that, Little Hawk, or I'd be replacing the state's keyboard right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 03:28 PM

A tit in the hand is worth two in the...

Well, no. Never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Villan
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 11:16 AM

Who is this Robin. I hope he isn't getting his hands on the tits.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 08:41 AM

Your tits have influenced us all on this thread Liz and the last sentiment particularly for me. What a beautiful and graphic picture you paint of your tits out bouncing around in the sun.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 05:44 AM

Well Stilly, I'm glad my tits have had some influence on you, and I'm glad for their sakes that you've decided on the best seeds. If only people realised the damage that a dry crumb can do to a little moist stomach!

They've been bouncing around again today, it's bright and sunny out, so they're making the most of it. The robin has been clearing up all the bits that they drop from the nut bag and the blackbird is turning over old leaves. I love this sort of day!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Dec 06 - 12:57 AM

In honor of this thread, Liz, today I visited the local establishment with everything BIRDS. Houses, perches, books, and of course, seed. I picked up some premium bird seed for the various small birds, a mix that comes without a couple of the fillers that usually occupy a lot of space in commercial bags of seed but that don't do birds any good. And I picked up a mesh sack and a bag of thistle seed. Oddest stuff to spoon into the bag. The static electricity around the plastic and with the dry air gave it a life of its own.

I'll watch eagerly to see how long it takes some of the finches and cardinals to discover the need seed and that extra seed hanger!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 07:42 PM

Go to the log in screen...

you silly t(w)it....


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Purple Foxx
Date: 03 Dec 06 - 02:22 PM

Another sort of Tit altogether is the sort who inadvertently deletes his cookie for this site & doesn't know how to replace it.
That would be me then.
All advice gratefully received.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 07:37 PM

There seem to be a lot of Galahs on this thread Freda!


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