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BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!

Georgiansilver 14 Nov 06 - 06:06 PM
bobad 14 Nov 06 - 05:56 PM
Georgiansilver 14 Nov 06 - 05:47 PM
Liz the Squeak 14 Nov 06 - 05:40 PM
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Les from Hull 14 Nov 06 - 04:35 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 06:06 PM

suet?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: bobad
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:56 PM

"I never found a pair that would settle with me."

Have you tried suet?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:47 PM

Liz, I can assure you that one lovely pair of tits would be adequate for me but I guess I never found a pair that would settle with me.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:40 PM

Kindness nothing, the bitch was bigger than Shelob and she sat there for nearly a month!

Georgian - there are some guys who would say two dozen are not enough....

The tits have been busy at the feeders.. they have ignored the peanut net and the mixed grain, going straight for the black sunflower seeds hanging in the middle. Seems they're as picky as some children I know...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:31 PM

Are not two enough then?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 04:44 PM

Most only have two!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Les from Hull
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 04:35 PM

Liz - spiders don't often reuse a web, although they might get two days out of one. You can sometime test for occupancy with a tuning fork. If it was a common garden orbweb spider it would be in the middle of the web anyway. But I do appreciate your kindness to arachnids.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 04:31 PM

Which James Bond Villain had three?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Villan
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 03:33 PM

Talking about tits they don't seem to come much bigger than that woman in Get Me Out Of here, I'm A celebrity.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 02:55 PM

So that's what was pressing into my back when you leaned over me to type on your computer!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 02:49 PM

I saw a Great Tippler's Nightcap yesterday, plain as day! Right there in the backyard.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 12:04 PM

Beautiful tits,
Spotted today.
Tried to grab them,
They flew away.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Grab
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 11:35 AM

Sadly we seem to have a bit of a shortage of birds - probably the fault of the neighbourhood cats. Ah well, moving house soon, and we'll try and rent somewhere out in the country where there's more interesting fauna than just the local variety of Chav Tit. (Which has the locating call of "KEL-LY", because the aforesaid Kelly's friends are too thick to work out complex mechanisms like doorbells...)

Graham.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 08:07 AM

If I had an 8 ft spider on MY spade, I wouldn't move it either...


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Jeri
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 08:05 AM

Oh, ponder the Parus atricapillus
In size, 'twixt a bicycle and a bacillus
But ignore Alfred Hitchcock, he'd never kill us
Would the genial Parus atricapillus

I love them - they seem to fly away only out of some sense of face-saving responsibility to the other birds.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 07:48 AM

That's fine Robin.. but could you please stop crapping down my spade handle?

Yes, I know the spade should have been in the shed but it's had an 8ft spider web on it until recently, and I didn't have the heart (or nerve) to move it.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 07:36 AM

I've already GOT my own home thank you!

Robin


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: kendall
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 07:30 AM

That bird is called a black capped Chickadee here. In fact, it's the state bird.
Friendly little tits they be too. Not uncommon to be able to draw them to eat from your hand.

Ok Spaw, friendly tits...go


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John O'L
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 07:23 AM

I've got a basketball, a rugby ball and a soccer ball...


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: skipy
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:51 AM

Hallie berries!
I'm staying out of this one!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:49 AM

Hey, look, I got a loverly bunch of cocoanuts too but I don't start threads about them!

Well, occasionally I do...............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Emma B
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:47 AM

Paul - you've got to get in more :)


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:42 AM

All we've got in our garden is a tell-tale tit, a silly old crow, a daft bustard and a funny tern.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Emma B
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:36 AM

This time of year the long tailed tits return in flocks too. It's fun to see how many can fit on a single peanut feeder.

We still have plenty of berries I think nature must be anticipating a hard winter in her abundance but then our blackbirds much prefer anything I grow for my own table.


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Subject: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:30 AM

This morning, my great and blue tits were joined by a coal tit.

I love this time of year - the gentle defoliation means the exposure of all those crannies that were covered in the summer. The lack of leaves on the bastard service tree meant I got a clear view of the coal tit that had previously not been visible.

As for the rest of the garden....

The blackbirds have denuded my bush of berries, they're welcome to them because I need to trim it to more treelike stature before next Spring. They're going to be in trouble when it comes to househunting.... we're acquired a robin who's househunting too! He's been bouncing around the garden as if he were on springs, shouting the odds from the bay tree and daring the cats to come and have a go.... plucky little bugger he is.

LTS


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