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BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!

Georgiansilver 12 Mar 07 - 02:02 PM
Scrump 12 Mar 07 - 12:06 PM
Georgiansilver 12 Mar 07 - 11:12 AM
GUEST,Cruz 12 Mar 07 - 09:43 AM
Liz the Squeak 12 Mar 07 - 09:24 AM
Scrump 12 Mar 07 - 06:20 AM
Georgiansilver 12 Mar 07 - 05:37 AM
Liz the Squeak 12 Mar 07 - 04:43 AM
Liz the Squeak 09 Mar 07 - 10:52 AM
Scrump 09 Mar 07 - 10:37 AM
John MacKenzie 09 Mar 07 - 10:29 AM
Scrump 09 Mar 07 - 10:16 AM
John MacKenzie 09 Mar 07 - 08:13 AM
Scrump 09 Mar 07 - 08:00 AM
John MacKenzie 09 Mar 07 - 06:17 AM
Scrump 09 Mar 07 - 06:14 AM
Georgiansilver 09 Mar 07 - 02:37 AM
Liz the Squeak 09 Mar 07 - 01:39 AM
John MacKenzie 08 Mar 07 - 05:41 PM
Rowan 08 Mar 07 - 04:44 PM
Schantieman 08 Mar 07 - 03:12 PM
Liz the Squeak 08 Mar 07 - 01:55 PM
Scrump 08 Mar 07 - 12:04 PM
Rowan 23 Feb 07 - 08:23 PM
John MacKenzie 23 Feb 07 - 07:31 AM
Scrump 23 Feb 07 - 07:29 AM
Liz the Squeak 23 Feb 07 - 05:07 AM
Rowan 22 Feb 07 - 04:15 PM
Georgiansilver 22 Feb 07 - 10:39 AM
Scrump 22 Feb 07 - 10:01 AM
Georgiansilver 22 Feb 07 - 09:54 AM
John MacKenzie 22 Feb 07 - 05:39 AM
Liz the Squeak 22 Feb 07 - 03:11 AM
Scrump 21 Feb 07 - 11:25 AM
GUEST,ib48 21 Feb 07 - 11:23 AM
Liz the Squeak 21 Feb 07 - 10:46 AM
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John MacKenzie 21 Feb 07 - 04:18 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 02:02 PM

Stop tittering Scrump!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 12:06 PM

yet another string of double entendres

Double entendres - nudge, nudge! Like it, squire, like it!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 11:12 AM

Guest Cruz...you only have to look at the length of the thread to see how popular Lizs tits have become...almost an institution now!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Cruz
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 09:43 AM

You people are just too much. Scrump, that was funny.

Lizzie, you make worn-out old men dizzy with speculations about your tits.

And, as if you thought your last comment would not take-off into yet another string of double entendres.

Lady, you are something else. Thanks for the "blue" laughter.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 09:24 AM

They've mainly been hanging (literally) around the feeder, bouncing along the top of the arch like Springheel Jack, flashing their bottoms and generally showing off.

They're busy doing things in the butterfly bush now.. I don't think we need persue that particular activity.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 06:20 AM

Yes, nice to see the tits out in the sun, swinging freely in the breeze. Quick - the smelling salts! That lady in the third row has just fainted!


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 05:37 AM

What sort of spectacular stunts have your tits been performing Liz? Nice when its warm and they can be out eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Mar 07 - 04:43 AM

It's been a lovely sunny weekend here, today is also clear, bright and warm. My tits have been out enjoying the sunshine and have indulged in some quite spectacular stunts. I suspect they're showing off as it's mating season now.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 10:52 AM

It had a green ass, it was a chaffinch.

Either that or it was a bullfinch with some personal hygiene issues.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 10:37 AM

LOL, I had the same idea when I posted the Bullfinch link Giok :-)

(But - ooerr! "raise you a shag" sounds a bit dodgy! :-))

Shag? That's tobacco, isn't it - so is this: Ahhh... Condor!

(Can you still get that? I remember it being advertised on telly!)


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 10:29 AM

I'll see your Bullfinch, and raise you a Shag

¦¬]


G


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 10:16 AM

Oh yeah? Well here's a Bullfinch.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 08:13 AM

Male Chaffinch
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 08:00 AM

Bullfinches have a black rather than grey head, so it sounds from the description as if it's more likely to be a chaffinch.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 06:17 AM

The male chaffinch in the breeding season develops a very rosy chest in deed, it is is quite likely that Liz is correct. They are the most common bird in our garden in the winter, when we sometimes get as many as 50/60 at a time feeding on and around our bird tables.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 06:14 AM

Talking of aerobatics, we once - and only once, sadly - saw a flycatcher in our garden (a spotted flycatcher, IIRC). We were sitting out the back one evening and saw this small brown bird (unremarkable in appearance) doing these amazing aerobatic stunts and then landing on the fence. Then off it would go again. Not having seen one before (or since!) we didn't know what it was at first, but then we realised it was catching insects and worked it out.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 02:37 AM

See your tits have found support yet again Liz. If the finch is rosy pink he could well be a Bullfinch rather than chaffinch.....lovely birds the finches...I also love to see pied wagtails around at this time with their tails bobbing up and down....favourite bird however is the Lapwing with its clever aerobatics.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 01:39 AM

My tits have a new friend!


A chaffinch appeared fleetingly yesterday! He's a lovely rosy pink and grey but I suspect he's just passing through on the way to one of the parks, to find a mate.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 05:41 PM

Was the perch caught with a rod, or a pole?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 04:44 PM

"So these two blue tits are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?""

Not furlong!

Sorry


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Schantieman
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 03:12 PM

So these two blue tits are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"



now...where did I put that coat....?

S


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 01:55 PM

It's mating season and he thinks he has a rival... he's showing off to tell the rival (his reflection) and other tits how agile and great he is at finding food.

Tits are happy swinging, unlike other birds who prefer a good stiff perch.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 12:04 PM

Speaking of tits, I noticed we have what appears to be a mad blue-tit in our garden. It exhibits strange but entertaining behaviour. We have a climbing rose plant that goes along the wall above our back window, and there's a piece of string hanging down where we tied it up to a wire. This bird likes to swing from this 'rope', then onto a nearby twig, back on the rope, etc., then it goes across to the next window and sits on the windowsill, tapping the glass with its beak as if it wants to come in. It does other odd things too (at least, I've never seen one do these things before). It's very amusing to watch.

I just wondered if anyone else has seen a bird behaving like this, or seen any other odd behaviour from birds?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 08:23 PM

Fron Dibley?

Cheers, Rowan


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:31 AM

Female Vicar I assume?

G


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:29 AM

Where's the confusion Scrump? Tits are beautiful in all varieties, shapes and sizes

Their beauty is not in question GS. But nonetheless confusion can be caused by a remark such as "There's a pair of great tits in the garden next door", as our local vicar can testify.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 05:07 AM

They've been enjoying the sunny and mild weather we have today. It's been a while since I saw all three, but the blue and coal varieties are still around.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 22 Feb 07 - 04:15 PM

And I'm sure starlings find each other attractive at appropriate moments. Thankfully I'm not one of them.

Cheers, Rowan


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Feb 07 - 10:39 AM

Where's the confusion Scrump? Tits are beautiful in all varieties, shapes and sizes.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 22 Feb 07 - 10:01 AM

There seems to be some confusion on this thread between the feathered variety of tit, and what Lady Whiteadder would euphemistically call "Devil's Dumplings".


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Feb 07 - 09:54 AM

Your tits have appeared again Liz..bit like the phoenix eh? people obviously have a lot of affection for your tits.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 07 - 05:39 AM

Must be why they're one of my favourite birds Liz.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Feb 07 - 03:11 AM

Ah, Starlings... To my mind, they're the Red Setters of the bird world ~ lots of enthusiasm but not a great deal of brain.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 11:25 AM

Birds are clever creatures, but sometimes we are amused when we do things that seem to confuse them (not on purpose of course!)

The other day we moved a feeder that has a cakes of fat in it (we got it from the RSPB) from one place to another, as I put up a bird nesting box which would have been too close to it.

A couple of starlings that had got used to feeding from it, kept coming back to where it was, and looking around puzzled, wondering where it had gone. I hope they managed to find it eventually, but I didn't hang around long enough to find out.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,ib48
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 11:23 AM

my ideal woman,can we meet please?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 10:46 AM

It's probably a survival issue and depends on the seeds locally available. If your tits don't recognise a seed, they like as not won't eat it. They also learn to recognise the feeder. The one I have at the moment is bright yellow and they'll eat out of it. I swapped it for a red one and they won't touch it, even though it was full of the same seeds and hanging in the same place.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Scrump
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 08:10 AM

We've got long tailed tits this year, along with the usual blue and great varieties.

Talking of things like this, we put out some new bird feeders this winter, and found that peanuts and fat balls are popular, but the assorted seeds seem to be unpopular. Any idea what sort of birds eat the seeds? They seem to be a mixture of sunflower seeds, hemp* seeds, grass seeds etc.
* no, not that sort of hemp


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 04:18 AM

anaphylactit ?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 04:05 AM

My tits have never been in hiding, they've been out all winter long!

Gave them some more sunflower seeds at the weekend, they love me again.

Seems my tits don't like nuts.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 02:49 AM

I thought you had stopped playing with your tits...


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 20 Feb 07 - 11:11 PM

Liz, now that spring is on its way, has it warmed up enough for your tits to make an appearance?

Cheers, Rowan


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 05:15 PM

I've planned to sneak some of the beef fat out to them when it's cooled a bit... the blackbird will like that too. They're not forgotten - bought them a new nut bag.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 12:10 PM

Please don't forget to give your tits some extra treats at Christmas Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cruiser
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 10:46 AM

About time for another "tit fix".

No, not a boob job, plastic surgery type you guys! Gee whiz! I am talkin' about an update on Lizzie's tits. Those little buggers must be getting cold this time of year and must be fluffin' their feathers up.

How about it Lizzy, how are your tits?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 11:40 AM

Yes Villan..so many friends and they all knock.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 10:56 AM

So did Ernest Tubb


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Villan
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 10:48 AM

Have you got any knockers on your door georgiansilver?


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 10:30 AM

Dolly Parton has the greatest hits


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 10:02 AM

More attention should be given to great tits.


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Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Villan
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 04:52 PM

Are the other two Blue Bells?


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