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BS: Local newspaper hijacked

Gervase 13 Dec 06 - 04:12 PM
Becca72 13 Dec 06 - 04:30 PM
Bill D 13 Dec 06 - 05:16 PM
katlaughing 13 Dec 06 - 05:18 PM
The Villan 13 Dec 06 - 05:30 PM
Paul from Hull 13 Dec 06 - 06:02 PM
SINSULL 13 Dec 06 - 06:45 PM
Geoff the Duck 13 Dec 06 - 06:51 PM
Liz the Squeak 13 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM
GUEST 14 Dec 06 - 06:40 AM
Morticia 14 Dec 06 - 10:54 AM
Cllr 14 Dec 06 - 02:34 PM
Uncle_DaveO 15 Dec 06 - 08:21 AM
GUEST,זרוע הא& 15 Dec 06 - 09:32 AM
Gervase 15 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM
MMario 15 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM
Skivee 15 Dec 06 - 04:21 PM
John O'L 15 Dec 06 - 07:41 PM
Gizmo 15 Dec 06 - 08:29 PM
SINSULL 15 Dec 06 - 09:32 PM

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Subject: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Gervase
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:12 PM

I'm sorry - nothing whatsoever to do with folk music or Iraq, and a fine example of non-censorship; this
made me laugh out loud. Persevere with the readers' coments!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:30 PM

"Posted by Martin Wildoat on 10:56am Wed 29 Nov 06
I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very aggressive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely while on my way home from flower arranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done Kingston council keep up the good work."


I can only hope this one's a joke...


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:16 PM

Kinda hard to separate the serious, but weird, from the jokes in this one. Makes fascinating reading.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:18 PM

It seems to me they are all tongue in cheek, Becca, quite like some of the old threads here at the Mudcat.

Thanks, Gervase! I thinkyou should warn anyone who may have a beverage before they start reading though!:->


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: The Villan
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:30 PM

Pidgeon Pie is luvverly


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:02 PM

That was great!

Thanks Gervase!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:45 PM

My favorite:
Posted by: Mrs Dallinger on 3:39pm Sat 2 Dec 06
Pigeons pecked my old aunty Betty to death at Lourdes in 1944. At first we we were very upset but we can all see the funny side when we look back now.

Mrs D Dallinger


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:51 PM

I'll get back to it. It goes on forever.
Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:25 PM

Flying wizards of Satan!! Finally, someone I can relate to... I must call her up at once.

She's not related to this Mrs Dallinger is she?

And is Mrs Dallinger really Penelope whatserface seen in threads here before?

Gervase..... I despair of you sometimes.. I really do!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 06:40 AM

pidgins are rubbish.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Morticia
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 10:54 AM

Pure, dead brilliant.....I often mistake corgis for horses too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Cllr
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 02:34 PM

superb gervase, thanks for calling our attention to it


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 08:21 AM

The word is "pigeon".

Not "pidgin"; that's a language term.

Not "Pidgeon"; that's the name of an actor.

Pigeon! Pigeon! Pigeon!

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: GUEST,זרוע הא&
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 09:32 AM

Torah! Torah! Torah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Gervase
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 03:27 PM

Pidgin am belong rubbish!


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: MMario
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM

I never realized pigeons were bred from dolphins. Interesting, that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Skivee
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 04:21 PM

I always secretly suspected that those beady-eyed rats with wings had it in for us.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: John O'L
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 07:41 PM

Haven't had such a good laugh in ages. Tears rolling down my face, and I've only read the first dozen or so.
Thanks Gervase.


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: Gizmo
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 08:29 PM

roflmao


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Subject: RE: BS: Local newspaper hijacked
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 09:32 PM

Feed the birds. Tuppence a bag. BANG! BANG! Take that Mary Poppins!


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