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Subject: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:00 AM

It must be time for this year's Mudcat pantomime.
[Oh yes it is!]

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:07 AM

Oh no it's not!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Leadfingers
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:11 AM

Its BEHIND you !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Snuffy
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 08:46 AM

ONO i TIZZENT


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM

It's all around me! It's all around me!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Splott Man
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 08:51 AM

Alright


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 08:56 AM

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 09:07 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAArgh !! It's The Sisty Uglers played by...........


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Dave Earl
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 09:10 AM

Would I be a Golden Egg if I got laid last night?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 09:38 AM

It would be a bloody miracle if I got laid last night!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Trevor
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 09:39 AM

Bloody hell, this slipper's tight. And where are all those mice that are supposed to be doing the sweeping up?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 10:30 AM

Gone to the bancy fall to lall in fove with the pransome hince, no doubt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Emma B
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 10:41 AM

enter the Fairy Godmother


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Splott Man
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 11:37 AM

You enter the Fairy Godmother yourself! I can't afford the fallout. 8-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 11:45 AM

Or the medication!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Leadfingers
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 11:59 AM

And at Midnight , Cinderella's Pumpkin Coach turned into a motel !


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 12:21 PM

I turned into a lay-by once!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 01:17 PM

Heck, that's nothing. I turned into a bar!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Megan L
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 03:01 PM

I might hae kent wha wis ahint this ya daft auld begger.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 05:51 PM

20 miles to London and still no sign of Dick.













Well someone had to do it....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 06:01 PM

Whittington, I presume?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: alison
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 02:14 AM

I do declare the prince's balls get bigger every year




we know a song about that - don't we boys and girls?

(couldn't resist either LTS)

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Mingulay
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 02:28 AM

I see Dick's got his old pussy in tow again!!!!

What do you mean by "rub this and see what happens" ? Oooohhhh, it's got a magic wick!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 04:40 AM

Abanazer silently slipped his sparkling siver scimitar slowly from it's sheath.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Dave Earl
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 04:56 AM

And Snow White said "It's not very nice out" so he put it away!

Sorry like LTS couldn't resist

Dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 05:05 AM

The Wicked Queen said"Ooo,can I see that again?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Splott Man
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 07:38 AM

"A Mayor? I've never met a Mayor before. How do I address you?"

"You say 'Your Grace.'"

"Oh.... For what I am about to receive, may I be truly grateful!"







It is difficult to resist isn't it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 09:20 AM

...Are we feeling Happy?
Well Grumpy hasn't....

RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 06 - 10:28 PM

been feeling Happy for some time,and Happy is starting to feel a little bit grumpy...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 04:08 AM

Cinderella: I cannot go to the ball because I have 'the ladies curse' at the moment"

Fairy Godmother: I shall turn this pumpkin into a tampon and you SHALL go to the ball...... But for chrissake be back b y midnight!!!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 07:29 AM

booo booooooo hiss booooooooooo
cheer hiss boo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 08:00 AM

Crocodile! What crocodile?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: lady penelope
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 11:42 AM

At which point Sleeping Beauty could take no more..... Overturning the spinning wheel she lept across the room, punched Prince Charming's lights out, stole his horse and set about a crusade to free fairy tale damsels from the tiranny of narrative.......

Ah Bum Hug......


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Dec 06 - 11:51 AM

"Parker" said Lady Penelope
"Yuss moi laidee" said Parker.
"Pimp my ride" said Lady Penelope.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 02:36 AM

And stop that Puss from doing that in my good boots!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 05:10 AM

Must be very high boots indeed if you can get that in there too Dick!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: DMcG
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 08:46 AM

In comes I, a hero bold,
With - coz its winter - a dreadful cold.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 08:58 AM

Come in, come in it's nice and hot,
You say you've a cold, but you don't say what!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Leadfingers
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 09:56 AM

I said I've a cold - Now dont be silly
Is in my Nose , not in my - - - elbow ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: DMcG
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 10:39 AM

A star on my breast like silver should shine
But instead there's just spirit of turpentine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 11:08 AM

I am the Evil Fairy Godfather.

Poof! You're a garden slug!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 12:00 PM

I saw in you in garden,
I saw you on the roof
I saw the way you glide along,
Garden slug, you are a p**f


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 04:29 PM

What? Still no sign of Dick?

LTS












I've had a difficult weekend, alright?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Dead Horse
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 05:04 PM

In comes Dick and all his men
He's come to see you once again
He once was hairy stout and strong
But alas I fear he wont be long
For what was once all cock-a-hoop
Now lies grey with quite a droop
His mane is gone, also his vigour
He's lost his poke, likewise his figure
His girth is as it was before
But now it sags and points to the floor
Where often it has been of use
Alas, shows signs of self abuse
So quickly wave your magic stick
That once again "In comes Dick"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 17 Dec 06 - 07:34 PM

Well, I haven't spotted Dick yet...

(though t'was I who helped Aladdin find a cave that wasn't there, and I who made Dick Whittington turn round and then Lord Mayor).

A Fairy past 40


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Bert
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 01:53 AM

The Fairy Godmother says "You must be home by midnight or your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella returns at 2 am. with a glazed look in her eyes and says "I met this gorgeous Prince. His name was Peter, Peter something or other"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 05:09 AM

That's all very well, but what am I going to do with a size 14 glass welly?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 08:13 AM

Is that how you spell welly???


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 08:22 AM

Glass Welly did not answer, but wished he had a size 14.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Dec 06 - 08:32 AM

Mine's a foot long.

That's a good length for a foot, you know.


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