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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Dec 06 - 10:13 AM Your post could become a leg end in your own lifetime Robin. G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Dec 06 - 11:57 AM Cut the end off or you'll get chaps.... or is that the idea? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Bert Date: 18 Dec 06 - 04:19 PM Is that how you spell welly? Of course not, it's either Welly or Wellie. Has to be capitalised for the Great Duke himself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Dec 06 - 04:31 PM The Duke wore spurs on his. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Leadfingers Date: 18 Dec 06 - 04:42 PM Iv'e got twelve inches , but I dont use it as a rule ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 18 Dec 06 - 07:41 PM I do hope that Santa doesn't come down the chimney again at my place this year - I've only just finished cleaning up the mess from last year! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Dec 06 - 03:01 AM Oh yes he will!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: fat B****rd Date: 19 Dec 06 - 04:16 AM Meanwhile back in Pantoland............ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Dec 06 - 04:32 AM It's me Fairy Nuff, I can do lots of stuff That will make you all gasp, and your instruments clasp Instead of blow whistles I will cause you to suck 'em Your lutes and your tipples, it's time to say "Pluck them" Begone with dull care, your hair stick a flower in Sit up to the fire, gnu throw on a bodhran When the flames they are leaping as high as they can go We'll measure our pleasure, by throwing in a banjo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Dec 06 - 06:12 AM To warm your cockles on your sojourn, Stoke up the fire, throw on a melojun. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: GUEST,Squeezeme Date: 19 Dec 06 - 09:08 AM An accordion too, but the fumes please avoid, 'cos the finish is made from.... * * * * * * * * ....nitrous celluloid |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: GUEST Date: 19 Dec 06 - 09:13 AM And too much smoke might make you feel sick, And not too close or you might burn your Whittington [Can't seem to quite get that to rhyme :-( ] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 19 Dec 06 - 10:10 PM Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: Splott Man Date: 20 Dec 06 - 04:17 AM The Interview: Name? Buttons Birthdate? September 9. Year? Every year. Previous experience? Well, I worked in a Tiddleywink factory, but I found it counter productive. Then I got a job as a contortionist, but I couldn't make ends meet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 20 Dec 06 - 08:28 PM And now, some Christmas Carols |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: lady penelope Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:58 PM Hark the jelly babies sing Beecham pills are just the thing They are very meek and mild Two for a grown up, one for a child If you want to go to heaven Take the double dose of seven If you want to go hell Take twelve dozen packets as well Hark the jelly babies sing Beecham pills are just the thing I'm sorry..... where were we? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: GUEST,,e Date: 24 Dec 06 - 06:59 AM Personally, I think this version flows better: Hark the jelly babies sing Beecham pills are just the thing They are very meek and mild Two for a grown up, one for a child If you want to go to heaven Take the double dose of seven If you want to go hell Take the lot; you might as well Hark the jelly babies sing Beecham pills are just the thing |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Dec 06 - 07:51 AM A Charisma Scare Roll Go dressed team marriage end dull meant Lit north ink cutest May Forge eases cry star say fiord West boor non crisp mistake, Two safe assault form say tons spar Win whee wore gonifs tray; Owe, tide ink's off come fort enjoy, come fort enjoy, Owe tye eye dink's off come fort enjoy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Dec 06 - 07:54 AM An Udder Charisma Scare Roll Oak gum ball if facefull, choy fall ant dry infant; Gum ball ease it is sins off heavy nabob. Gum band a door imp, barn off kinky faint shells. Oak omelet acid Durham, oak omelet acid Durham, Oak gum lettuce at Durhammm, cry, I still hoard. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Panto 2006 From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 02 Jan 07 - 05:44 AM Say.... they've all buggered orf... |
