British Grenadiers[kids version]

Subject: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: The Sandman
Date: 21 Jan 07 - 10:57 PM

I learnt this version from school chums.
There was a brave old scotsman at the battle of waterloo.
He lifted up hie petticoat and showed his cock a doodle doo.
his cocka doodle doo was dirty so he showed his number two.
His number two was dirtier and made all the frenchmen do a bunk
anyone else have parodies of this song.

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: GUEST,Nutty woman
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 01:53 PM

There was a brave old scotchman at the battle of Waterloo
The wind blew up his petticoat and shew his cockadoodledo
His cockatoo was painted blue his arse was full,of scratches
And every time the wind blew up he shew his cockadoodledo do

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: GUEST,John
Date: 30 Jun 19 - 06:49 AM

There was a brave young Scotsman at the battle of Waterloo
The wind blew up his petticoat and showed his cockadoodledoo

His cockadoodledoo was dirty he went and showed it to the queen
The queen gave him a sixpence to have it painted green

My dad used to sing this he was in the grenadier guards in the 1950s

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Sep 20 - 01:16 AM

There was a brave old Scotsman At the battle of Waterloo
The wind blew up his petticoat and showed his hullabaloo
His hullabaloo was dirty so he showed it to the queen
And the queen she gave him sixpence to go and wash it clean

Sung by my grandmother born Bethnal green 1898

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: GUEST,Jo P
Date: 13 Aug 22 - 05:03 PM

There was a Bonny Scotsman, at the battle of Waterloo
The wind blew up his petticoat and showed his ting-a-ling-a-loo
His ting-a-loo was dirty, he showed it to the queen
The queen was disappointed so she had it painted green

Courtesy of my granny Connie who died in 2006 aged 99. She had many rude songs!

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: GUEST,Barbara
Date: 29 Dec 22 - 11:03 AM

There was a Bonnie Scotsman, who lived in Waterloo. The wind blew up his petticoat and showed his tutaloo. His tutaloo was dirty, and he showed it to the queen and the queen got so excited. She licked it nice and clean.

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: GUEST,Rosie
Date: 12 May 23 - 06:14 PM

My father's version,sung while gardening, was
'There was a dirty Scotsman
At the Battle of Waterloo
The wind blew up is petticoat
And split is cock in two.

We played the 'British Grenadiers' at his funeral.

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 17 May 23 - 06:03 PM

Belfast version: The donkey ate the coal-brick,
And the wee dog piddled in the yard,
The snow came down and froze it and made it slippery and hard

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jun 23 - 05:17 AM

There was a dirty scotsman at the battle of waterloo,
the wind blew up his kilt and showed his half past 2,
his half past 2 was dirty he showed it to the queen,
she said my man you know that is the dirtiest one I've ever seen..

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Sep 23 - 04:27 PM

My dad (dirty old git) used to sing this one primarily to get on my old mum's nerves lol

There was a brave old Scotsman at the Battle of Waterloo,
the wind blew up his trouser leg and tickled his half-past two,
his half-past was dirty he showed it to the Queen.
The queen gave him sixpence to go and wash it clean!

Subject: RE: British Grenadiers[kids version]
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Sep 23 - 04:27 PM

My dad (dirty old git) used to sing this one primarily to get on my old mum's nerves lol

There was a brave old Scotsman at the Battle of Waterloo,
the wind blew up his trouser leg and tickled his half-past two,
his half-past was dirty he showed it to the Queen.
The queen gave him sixpence to go and wash it clean!