BS: Acoustic Guitar

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Feb 07 - 04:37 AM

orthodox jew-stic guitar - the G string has been circumcised

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: GUEST,DonMeixner
Date: 04 Feb 07 - 12:04 AM

A Ragoutstic guitar would have some very tasty licks played upon it.
A Perustic guitar would come from South America.
A Kazoostic guitar would be a hum dinger of an axe.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Feb 07 - 12:45 PM

the mange-tout-stic guitar - green and tasteless.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: GUEST,Scoville
Date: 02 Feb 07 - 05:40 PM

There's also the Amusing Bass Gallery, which is pretty eclectic.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Feb 07 - 03:40 PM

Eclectic guitars.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: C-flat
Date: 30 Jan 07 - 02:24 AM

That sounds about right big Al!!

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 06:20 PM

great spot C-flat! Really enjoyed that. we'll fit you in for another one next week! Can't give you a booking unfortunately, we're saving up for someone nobody likes except me.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: C-flat
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 11:29 AM

Altruistic guitar........for your enjoyment and free of charge!!


C-flat

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scrump
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 10:53 AM

Tenor Guitar. Great value for money.

Steal Guitar. Even better value - didn't cost a penny.

Pedal steal guitar. He made his getaway on a bicycle.

...I'll get me coat.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Jan 07 - 06:46 AM

Young ingenue-stic guitar - played by winners of radio 2 folk awards

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 07:43 PM

There's Semitic Guitar for Klezmer music.

And Erratic Guitar, which is a bit hit and miss.

And of course Erotic Guitar, for which the same can be said...

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 12:47 PM

Aqueastic--nauseating. Works well for backup with the emetic guitar above, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 12:30 PM

Say it again Fat b-----d - I don't mind. It comforting sort of thing to say......

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 11:46 AM

The Dangerous Dan MacGrew-stic guitar - very Service-able

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 28 Jan 07 - 11:38 AM

Blind Pew-stic guitar - as ever was, me hearties!

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: bubblyrat
Date: 27 Jan 07 - 07:25 PM

What about the PLASTIC ?? As played by Middle Eastern terrorists ??

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: RangerSteve
Date: 27 Jan 07 - 06:37 PM

Dyslextric guitar (or ratiug).

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 27 Jan 07 - 11:45 AM

Emetic Guitar, for when you've had too much of a good thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 06:55 PM

And now from the "dark side"....

Eclectric Guitar -- You can play just about anything on it.

Electrick Guitar -- Santorum played one. It was unplugged last year

Neglectric Guitar -- Sits in the corner collecting dust

Elastric Guitar -- Bend these strings, baby

Elextric -- The alternative Lutheran guitar

Elactric Guitar-- As with electric guitar, some people are elactric intolerant

A lesstrict Guitar -- No need to play by the rules.

Elegtrick Guitar -- Can't be played after knee surgery.

Eelectric Guitar -- Some rare species provide their own electricity. Some are tuned EAAAAE. That variety is called the "More A" eelectric.

Emetric Guitar is played everywhere in the world but the USA

Ellactric Guitar -- the guitar that Joe Pass used in those sessions with Fitzgerald

Delectric Guitar -- A delectric guitar is a guitar that is particularly prized within a given culture

Bimbectric Guitar – I hear the Tommy Lee bought one for Pamela Anderson

Quadriceptric Guitar – another name for "lap steel" guitar

Beelectric Guitar – Purportedly bass player Sting owns one

Finally, I hear that Gretsky had Gretchky make him an eHatric Guitar.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 06:10 PM

boohoostic--see the Tear Jerker thread above.

pogoostic--for a) bouncy songs or b) cartoon possums.

Oh, come on--everyone has to have an outlet for inaninity.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: RangerSteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 05:57 PM

Emu-stic guitar - another one played by Aussie bush bands.

Et-tu-stic - your guitar is just like mine.

Boru-stic - ancient Irish forrunner of the modern guitar.

Peru-stic - used in Incan music.

Baloo-stic - the bear in "The Jungle Books" played one.

Farou-stic - made especially for the last king of Egypt.

Kerou-stic - made for accompanying beat poetry.

Igloostic - an Inuit instrument.

afewstic - they didn't make many of these.

I can't think of any more. Maybe that's a good thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:53 PM

loupgaroustic--only for Cajuns who wolf out under a full moon.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:52 PM

toodleoostic--only use it for the last song in the set.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:50 PM

A-roo-stick- as played by Aussie bush bands.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:48 PM

the "voodoostic guitar" you might feel a bit of a prick playing it.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:54 PM

Yeah, I'm having way too much fun. My family has punning in the DNA. There are very few places we can do it legitimately.

PepeLePewstic--special edition of the P.U.-stic. Comes in black lacquer finish with white binding.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:50 PM

the "My coo ca choo stic guitar" made famous by Alvin Stardust. there really is no barrel i wont scrape.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:47 PM

P.U.-stic--needs some of that speedstic.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:41 PM

Dont forget Noah´s guitar, The "two by two stic"

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 12:22 PM

Abrewstic--for beer lovers

Apewstic--the only instrument you can play on Sunday

Bayoustic--for Cajun musicians

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scrump
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 10:16 AM

Acowstic Guitar - ideal for accompanying "Champion Dung Spreader".

I'll get me smock.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: RangerSteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 10:16 AM

Abuse-tic guitar - specially designed for rock musicians who like to bash the instruments on stage after a performance.

Amuse-tic guitar - the one that you play for fun.

Adieustic - the one that you just traded in for a new one.

Adiostic - the Spanish guitar you just traded in for a new one.

Acloistic - you play it all alone in a room where no one can hear you and it doesn't have any strings anyway, because you took a vow of silence.

Chewsick - made out of rawhide for your dog to chew on.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 03:21 AM

This one is fantastic,,,,, The "De Ja Vu stic guitar" it rings a bell.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 03:11 AM

The "wot-do-i-do-stic guitar" the ultimate first guitar, comes with no books, but you do get blow pipes for tuning.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:34 AM

Also the "bamboostick Guitar", readily available from all jungle music shops.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Blindlemonsteve
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:33 AM

Dont forget the "Ajewstick Guitar". very popular in Synagogues on saturdays.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:54 PM

speedstic--for those prone to perspiring

parlezvoustic--transcribes automatically

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:15 PM

Bostik Guitar for sticky passages.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:09 PM

Yabbadabbadostic guitar is a stone-age precursor to the modern guitar

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 03:05 PM

Agnewstic--played by seconds-in-command to unpopular presidents.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 02:21 PM

Accruestic--you get one, then another, then another . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 02:16 PM

Oh, and:

Froufroustic--all the bells and whistles, even if you don't need them.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Scoville
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 02:14 PM

Babalustic--as played by Desi Arnaz/Ricky Ricardo

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:52 PM

Acrewstick -- ideally suited for such classics as" "Micahel Row The Boat Ashore" and "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:41 PM

Monastic Guitar for those with a musical habit.

Gastric Guitar for gutsy music.

And Eclectic Guitar for those who like to pick and choose the music they play.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 06:22 AM

Agricultstic Guitar They do, as it turns out, grow on trees.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 06:15 AM

Or:The Bombastic Guitar-Tony Blair's Favorite axe.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: fat B****rd
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 06:03 AM

Bugger, WLD I was off to say that. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 06:03 AM

The Teflon Non Stick Guitar-as played by Ronnie Reagan

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 04:39 AM

A Pooh Stick Guitar - for players of very little brain

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:07 AM

Atheistic Guitar- A guitar that gives up midway. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 11:01 PM

In Soviet Russia, you not make pun about Acoustic Guitar. Acoustic Guitar make pun about YOU!

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 09:23 PM

Ectoplastic Guitar-- New age, new materials

Acouscoustic Guitar-- Middle Eastern

Magoostic Guitar-- For toons

Aflustic Catarrh-- Sicko!

Anewstic Guitar-- When you used to play, 15 years ago, and you want to work up to calluses gently

Aphooeystic Guitar-- Never mind, it's too damn hard, will you buy me back?

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Bernard
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 07:54 PM

Alcohoustic guitar... hic! Thash the besht kind...!

A-cue-stick guitar - great for playing pool.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 07:34 PM

There's Ascetic Guitar, which isn't for self-indulgent players.

And Drastic Guitar which is a bit extreme.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:58 PM

Acrowstic Guitar - What with Sheryl, Counting, and Black, it was very popular in the 90s
JCrewstic Guitar -- Also popular in the 90s until the kids moved on to Abercrombie & Fitchstics
A-bubblin'crudestic Guitar -- The guitar played by Lester Flatt on the "Ballad Of Jed Clampett"

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: GUEST,282RA
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:54 PM

I had an agluestick guitar. In fact, I still do, dammit.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: jonm
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:17 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:13 PM

Achoostic guitar - Gor bless ya!... and wipe it down after playing.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:09 PM

Accostic Guitar: the one that jumps you in the music store and makes you buy it.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 05:54 PM

You missed out the Sarcastic Guitar, typically accomopnaied by a Sneer Drum.

And, of course, the Iconoclastic Guitar irreverent protest singers rely on.

Subject: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 05:49 PM

Accusetic Guitar – played by those plagued with guilty consciences
Acaustic Guitar – wear asbestos gloves while playing
Agnostic Guitar – Can't be sure if it's real or not
BobCoustic Guitar – Great on Celtic tunings
Aztecoustex Guitar -- Musical ancestor of the Mariachi Guitarrones
Acoustex Guitar -- for Western Swing
Axcoustic Guitar -- Played by Lizzie Borden
Acluestic Guitar -- Played by Professor Plum in the library

Haikustick Guitar --
a simple guitar
on which one can make music
without plugging in

Acoustack Guitar -- easier to store when not in use
Eggcoustic Guitar -- can balance on its endpin during the Spring Equinox

Avalon
Claxton
Ryan
Olson
Somogyi
Turner
Ibanez
Charis

Akoistic Guitar – for serenading fish out by the garden pond
Akookookachoostic Guitar – I think it was a Gibson J-160
Echostic Guitar plays with lots of reverb
Edclaxtic Guitar yours for only $10,000.00
Acursetic Guitar -- model introduced by the Occultstic Guitar Company and used by bands like Black Sabbath
Akookystic Guitar --kooky, kooky, lend me your akookystic.
Apustic Guitar – Played by Springfield's friendly Quick-Mart owner
Acrobatstic Guitar -- perfectly balanced for playing while tightrope walking
Acoochie-coochie-coostic Guitar -- Charro's guitar, of course.