BS: Acoustic Guitar

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 12:07 AM

Atheistic Guitar- A guitar that gives up midway. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 11:01 PM

In Soviet Russia, you not make pun about Acoustic Guitar. Acoustic Guitar make pun about YOU!

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 09:23 PM

Ectoplastic Guitar-- New age, new materials

Acouscoustic Guitar-- Middle Eastern

Magoostic Guitar-- For toons

Aflustic Catarrh-- Sicko!

Anewstic Guitar-- When you used to play, 15 years ago, and you want to work up to calluses gently

Aphooeystic Guitar-- Never mind, it's too damn hard, will you buy me back?

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Bernard
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 07:54 PM

Alcohoustic guitar... hic! Thash the besht kind...!

A-cue-stick guitar - great for playing pool.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 07:34 PM

There's Ascetic Guitar, which isn't for self-indulgent players.

And Drastic Guitar which is a bit extreme.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:58 PM

Acrowstic Guitar - What with Sheryl, Counting, and Black, it was very popular in the 90s
JCrewstic Guitar -- Also popular in the 90s until the kids moved on to Abercrombie & Fitchstics
A-bubblin'crudestic Guitar -- The guitar played by Lester Flatt on the "Ballad Of Jed Clampett"

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: GUEST,282RA
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:54 PM

I had an agluestick guitar. In fact, I still do, dammit.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: jonm
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:17 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:13 PM

Achoostic guitar - Gor bless ya!... and wipe it down after playing.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:09 PM

Accostic Guitar: the one that jumps you in the music store and makes you buy it.

Subject: RE: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 05:54 PM

You missed out the Sarcastic Guitar, typically accomopnaied by a Sneer Drum.

And, of course, the Iconoclastic Guitar irreverent protest singers rely on.

Subject: BS: Acoustic Guitar
From: John Hardly
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 05:49 PM

Accusetic Guitar – played by those plagued with guilty consciences
Acaustic Guitar – wear asbestos gloves while playing
Agnostic Guitar – Can't be sure if it's real or not
BobCoustic Guitar – Great on Celtic tunings
Aztecoustex Guitar -- Musical ancestor of the Mariachi Guitarrones
Acoustex Guitar -- for Western Swing
Axcoustic Guitar -- Played by Lizzie Borden
Acluestic Guitar -- Played by Professor Plum in the library

Haikustick Guitar --
a simple guitar
on which one can make music
without plugging in

Acoustack Guitar -- easier to store when not in use
Eggcoustic Guitar -- can balance on its endpin during the Spring Equinox

Avalon
Claxton
Ryan
Olson
Somogyi
Turner
Ibanez
Charis

Akoistic Guitar – for serenading fish out by the garden pond
Akookookachoostic Guitar – I think it was a Gibson J-160
Echostic Guitar plays with lots of reverb
Edclaxtic Guitar yours for only $10,000.00
Acursetic Guitar -- model introduced by the Occultstic Guitar Company and used by bands like Black Sabbath
Akookystic Guitar --kooky, kooky, lend me your akookystic.
Apustic Guitar – Played by Springfield's friendly Quick-Mart owner
Acrobatstic Guitar -- perfectly balanced for playing while tightrope walking
Acoochie-coochie-coostic Guitar -- Charro's guitar, of course.