BS: First joke thread for 2008

Subject: BS: First joke thread for 2008
From: skipy
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:58 PM

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It's the way I tell um.
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread for 2008
From: Bernard
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 07:57 PM

Ypiks

Mu llet I yaw eht s'ti...

Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread for 2008
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 08:09 AM

Tell you next year.

Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread for 2008
From: Scrump
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 10:31 AM

Bah! I don't want to wait nearly a year. It better be bloody good!

Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread for 2008
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 10:49 AM

Haven't heard that joke yet.

Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread for 2008
From: Bernard
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 11:18 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread for 2008
From: Schantieman
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 02:43 PM

speaking of numbers....

A fellow goes on a retreat to a monastery. At mealtimes he's amazed at one of the rituals: Every so often one of the monks stands up and calls out a number. After a short pause all the other brothers dissolve into laughter.

This goes on for a day or two and the visitor can contain his curiosity no longer. He asks one of the monks what's going on.

He's telling a joke.", replies the monk.

"A joke?", the man asks, "It's just a number!"

"Ah, yes", comes the reply, "You see, we all know each other's jokes so well we've given them all numbers to save having to tell them. So when someone wants to tell a joke they just call out the number; everyone else thinks of the joke and laughs at it"

"That's amazing!", says the visitor. "Do you think I could try?"

"Yes - of course"

So he stands up and calls out "A hundred and twenty seven".

This is greeted by stony silence, save for a few mutterings. Embarrassed, he sits down again.

"What was wrong with that?", he asks.

"Oh", the monk replies "They've heard that one before."




Now, where did I put my coat?

Steve

Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread for 2008
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 07:06 PM

For those looking for the REAL First joke thread for 2007

Subject: RE: BS: First joke thread for 2008
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 07:22 PM

aaah, beautiful, FT. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I just knew that there were some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing that kind of temporal reversion.

Subject: BS: First Joke Thread for 2008
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 03:42 AM

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Time, ladies and gentlemen, to start a new thread to continue the Fifth Joke Thread for 2007

Teacher: Ther are two words I never want to hear from you again! One is cool, and the other is shit.

Boy: And what are the two words?

Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2008
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 08:41 AM

When I heard that joke, many years ago, it was "one is swell and the other is lousy."

Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2008
From: Ferrara
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 11:03 PM

Yeah, the "swell" and "lousy" joke was on the TV show "I Love Lucy." A diction teacher was giving some lessons to Lucy and Ricky, Ethel and Fred. When he said there were two words he never wanted to hear from them and finished with "One is 'swell' and the other is 'lousy'" Fred said, "Give us the lousy one first!"

Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2008
From: GUEST,machree01
Date: 11 Jan 08 - 03:24 PM

There is a areoplane flying over the Atlantic Sea,
all of a sudden both engines stop,
and the plane is heading for a nose-dive into the icy sea.
a woman on the plane opens her set-belt stands up,
rips all her clothes off and says,
l want to experiance what it's like to be a real woman before i die,
a man stands-up, takes his shirt off and says, here iron this.