Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Rapparee Date: 13 Feb 07 - 09:04 AM Jaegers also get the job done. And it was one I started and have been working on for two weeks -- it's now 90% finished. If I'd had something more than soft drinks I would have been so frustrated and angry that I'd have had to start over. Here's the reason: There are two posts in the middle of the "family room" in the basement. This is a nice room (now that we've had a bunch of work done on it). These two posts had "additions" made to them and electrical outlets and switches built into the additions -- not by an electrician or a carpenter, but by one of the previous homeowners. The paneling the room (also homeowner-installed) has the stripes run vertically, as if made from vertically-placed boards. But not these posts -- they were covered with scraps and the lines ran horizontally. It looked awful, but before we moved in we had the electrical work redone (professionally, so the house wouldn't burn down) and some of this post-paneling had to be ripped off. So we had a situation in which the posts were electrically safe, but looked like a disaster area. So I elected to re-cover them with white wallboard. I won't bother you with the problems, but I will say that the store cut some of the paneling too short and others too long -- and that's just one example. In true Jaeger fashion I have been able to solve the problems and, apart from the necessary touch-up work, the posts actually look pretty good. And that's how I spent my birthday (and the previous weekend) -- cussing and drinking soft drinks so that I didn't start REALLY losing my temper. I did find out that the only way to turn off the electrical outlets down there is to pull the Mains switch and cut off all the electricity in the house...this, too, will be fixed but not by me! Electrocution ain't my thing, ya know? |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: jacqui.c Date: 13 Feb 07 - 07:53 AM Belated Happies Rap. Live long, die happy. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 13 Feb 07 - 06:50 AM Rap - good tidings first: I managed to install my home access to the web again some minutes ago. And now the question about your bad tidings: are you seriously ill? Revelling in diet cola on your birthday? Librarians do it between the shelves, but Jaegers with beer and harder ones [viz. drinks, not what other people may think]! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 Feb 07 - 12:41 AM You can always offer belated greetings, or wait until it comes around again next year. . . |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: KB in Iowa Date: 12 Feb 07 - 10:09 AM Damn! I missed it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Rapparee Date: 11 Feb 07 - 11:32 PM Oh, I thought for sure he meant Don Cherry. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Feb 07 - 11:04 PM He most definitely means the hockey player/coach/commentator. Don Cherry is a man with a BIG personality and he likes being outrageous and wearing really loud sports jackets with very high, stiff collars. He's the most dramatic personality every to come out of Canada, with the possible exception of William Shatner. Don Flippin' Cherry in action! Flippin' AGAIN! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Rapparee Date: 11 Feb 07 - 10:32 PM Thanks, everyone. I spent the day working on the #$@%!! posts in the basement and had a real birthday blowout drinking diet Pepsi. This life in the fast lane.... Shane, do you mean Don Cherry the hockey player (born February 5, 1934) or Don Cherry the jazz trumpeter (born November 18, 1936)? No, they are NOT the same person. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 11 Feb 07 - 06:40 PM So I hear it's yer birthday, eh, flipface? Big flippin' deal. If it was the birthdya of Don Cherry or someone like that who flippin' matters then I would care, eh? I sure don't flippin' care about your birthday! Got that, bolthole? Now flip off. I got important stuff to do and people to see. - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: IWTATBM Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:24 PM Hi Rapaire, I held out until it was your birthday before wishing you 'Happy Birthday'. I don't often post outside the 85 Billion thread so it is quite a privilege for you, I hope you appreciate it. I feel I can safely wish you hearty congratulations and a wonderful day on behalf of all the people of England including Her Majesty The Queen. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Alice Date: 11 Feb 07 - 01:25 PM belatedly..... HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY hope you had a great day! Alice |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Alba Date: 11 Feb 07 - 09:04 AM Hey Rapaire, ye better keep yourself clean and bright! You are the window through which you must see the world on this day, your Birthday...*smile* (eh,sorry George) I send you nothing but the HAPPIEST of BIRTH DAY WISHES Rapaire. Have a Wonderfilled Day and may Your Year ahead be filled with adventure and all the things the 'GOOD LIFE' brings ! Love and Light Jude |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 11 Feb 07 - 08:45 AM & a plain, simple HAPPY BIRFDAY from one Aquarian to another. sandra |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: JennyO Date: 11 Feb 07 - 08:33 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: autolycus Date: 11 Feb 07 - 05:27 AM Happy Birthanniversary,Rapaire. Ivor P.S.I have a tv that needs rapairing. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Alec Date: 11 Feb 07 - 03:39 AM Happy Birthday Rapaire. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Peace Date: 11 Feb 07 - 02:36 AM Happy Birthday, Rap. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: JennieG Date: 11 Feb 07 - 01:29 AM Birthday wishes from Oz! Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Amergin Date: 10 Feb 07 - 11:44 PM Jesus Christ, Rap....you were bloody old when I met you a year ago....didn't realise you could get any older...BTW, when next we meet please bring some spare nappies....that way you can get changed properly if you have another "accident". |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Deckman Date: 10 Feb 07 - 10:43 PM Hauskaa Syntamapaiva! Bob |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Janie Date: 10 Feb 07 - 09:36 PM Just think, Rapaire, if you lived across the pond you'd be another year older by now! Be sure the fire extinguisher is next to the cake, OK? And really do have a joyeous and interesting 'nother year on this planet. Happy Birthday (when it gets to you.) Janie |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Bill D Date: 10 Feb 07 - 05:40 PM A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday To you Who, me? To you Oh, me Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you Now statistics prove Prove that you've one birthday Imagine just one birthday every year Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer A very merry unbirthday To me? To you A very merry unbirthday For me? For you Now blow the candle out, my dear And make your wish come true A very merry unbirthday to you |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Charley Noble Date: 10 Feb 07 - 05:01 PM LH- And with regard to "Kicking the Bucket," Rapaire was only pointing out that there was a hole in the bucket theory that you could drive a 16-wheeler through. Happy returns when your birthday does come up for air! Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: alanabit Date: 10 Feb 07 - 12:44 PM Happy Birthday Mike. One of Mudcat's best. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: RangerSteve Date: 10 Feb 07 - 12:36 PM Happy Birthday. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Metchosin Date: 10 Feb 07 - 12:28 AM Hap Rap! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 10 Feb 07 - 12:16 AM Meep meep! Zoom! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:54 PM Sorry, Rap, I don't post to OBIT threads. What? Oh, he's not dead? Just old? Okay. I don't post to birthday threads either. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:26 PM OH, and Happy Birthday. . . and the squid says "hello" and something about wanting to buy you a fancy ale if you'll meet him by the jello pit later on. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:25 PM MOM was obviously in her cups again, or she might not have been influenced to post what she did, but since it is almost your birthday, we won't argue about it. Just don't give her the Irish coffee before you set her down in front of the computer next time, eh? Did you take her down to the Legion Hall with you? You know how those spittoons and the state of the bathrooms gross her out (to say nothing of how short the stalls are, she can't sit on the pot when she needs to use it, her knees hit the door). SRS (Tell mom I'll come over to tuck her in later) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: katlaughing Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:12 PM Happy B-day!!! Hope it was a great one. Nobody played Hank Williams for me, Alba. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Alba Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:54 PM LOL... Jude |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Rapparee Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:44 PM I once played a Lion in Shaw's Androcles and the Lion. I was older than five, though. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Alba Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:35 PM I thought your Birth Day was Sunday Rapaire, same as my favorite Uncle, Sonny, the man that played Hank Williams for me when I was 5 years old. Yip. Wish he was still around. All my rambling on aside, Make it a three day event! The stretch Limo of Birth Day Threads! Let the celebration build up till Sunday and then... You'lle have to wait till Sunday before I post the finale...!!!!! All that said, Happy 2 and a bit days before your Birth Day Rapaire ma Dear. Jude |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Rapparee Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:03 PM Not until Sunday, the 11th. February 11th, a date I share with Thomas Edison and George Washington (Old Style) and others who I'm forgetting due to being really old and general mental turpitude. Oh, yeah, it's the anniversary of the first Apparition at Lourdes and a bunch of Saints: St. Severinus, St. Paschal, St. Adolf of Osnabruck, St. Ardanus, St. Calocerus, St. Desiderius, St. Jonas, and St. Lucius. Of course, the only one I've heard of is St. Adolf...and yes, there IS a story behind why. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: JudyB Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:25 PM Happy Day! JudyB & Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Feb 07 - 07:25 PM Watermelons are even worse that way. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Megan L Date: 09 Feb 07 - 07:19 PM Happy birthday Remember books can kill Especially if someone drops one on your head from the top of a building. Ok i am going to lie down now :) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 07 - 07:12 PM Happy Birthday, Rap. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: beardedbruce Date: 09 Feb 07 - 06:42 PM Best wishes. 8-{E |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Raedwulf Date: 09 Feb 07 - 06:00 PM It's Rapaire's birthday, and all Jaegers enjoy Of course they do - more meat to carve, especially now he's older than ever & still not dead (he is still not dead?)... Many Happy Returns Old (OLD! *g*) Son! ;-) Best, R |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: MMario Date: 09 Feb 07 - 04:30 PM ! ! !!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: MOAB Date: 09 Feb 07 - 04:25 PM Happy birthday to my favorite son. Love, Mom |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 09 Feb 07 - 04:11 PM Hey, Rap: Have a Happy! My wife's birthday is tomorrow, so we'll double celebrate this weekend. We'll hoist a mug of coffee in your honor at the kitchen table. Jerry |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Severn Date: 09 Feb 07 - 04:07 PM It's only fitting that someone called Rapaire's birthday should have a fixed date. Looks like this is it.... Enjoy! You don't have a brother, Warren T., do you? |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: gnu Date: 09 Feb 07 - 03:38 PM Tight lines and straight shootin old buddy!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: fat B****rd Date: 09 Feb 07 - 03:07 PM Happy Birthday. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Beer Date: 09 Feb 07 - 02:01 PM A very happy birthday to you. Beer (adrien) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: ranger1 Date: 09 Feb 07 - 01:56 PM Happy birthday, Rap! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Rapaire! From: Rapparee Date: 09 Feb 07 - 01:11 PM Spaw, I've contacted the proper authorities and help is on the way. Somebody call "Pa" or maybe "Reg" the Dispatcher said.... |