Lyr Add: Three-Inch Tool

Subject: Lyr Add: Three-Inch Tool
From: Mrrzy
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 12:28 PM

3 Inch tool

Little me..
My nuts are small as pearls
You like to laugh me
Cuz I'm hung just like a squirrel.

Sometimes it bugs me,
I'm not a bigger guy.
When I was a baby
It was exactly the same size.

But there's nothing I can do.
I've only got three inch tool.

Come home with me
Have a cocktail at my place
I've got to tell you
Before we get past second base

In my pants,
Ain't no big shwing.
But if you can find him,
He's a friendly little thing.

But there's nothing I can do.
I've only got three inch tool.
When I'm coming outta the pool,
I've only got a one inch tool.

Sometimes I wonder
If it'll ever extend
I get embarrassed when I'm hanging with my friends

They like to razz me
I don't know why
But get me a happy-meal
And super-size my fry.

But there's nothing I can do.
I've only got three inch tool.
When I'm coming outta the pool,
I've only got a one inch tool.
It's small but it's real cool
I'm happy with my 3 inch tool.

And there is a link to hear it in the Tiny Little Nuns thread - I misread the title, and can't find the source of the link again. Maybe a little clone can copy that in here... I tried and it just didn't come through.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Three-Inch Tool
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 12:38 PM

Being hung like a squirrel is no bad thing if you're a mouse...

LTS

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Three-Inch Tool
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 14 Feb 07 - 02:53 PM

The only thing wrong with three inches is that some of the ladies complain that that's a little too wide.

John