Subject: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Azizi Date: 17 Feb 07 - 08:40 AM We've had threads lately that listed or gave lyrics for songs about hair, or snakes, or feet, or rabbits, or dogs, or cakes. Well, let's raise the stakes a bit. Which songs or rhymes can you list or which lyrics can you post that describe a character or characters as being "invincible"? And if the character or characters aren't actually invincible, which songs or rhymes can you think of that describe a character or character as being "mighty"? I'm mighty sure that you can think of some songs in this category. I'll start the ball rolling in my next post or two or three... Thanks, in advance, for your contributions to this thread! |
Subject: Lyr Add: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS (Queen) From: JennyO Date: 17 Feb 07 - 08:54 AM Well this one sprang to mind straight away - okay, it's not what you'd call folk, but I'm a bit of a Queen fan, so here it is: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS - Queen I've paid my dues, time after time, I've done my sentence but committed no crime, And bad mistakes, I've made a few. I've had my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through. And I need to go on, and on, and on, and on. Chorus: We are the champions my friend. And we'll keep on fighting till the end. We are the champions. We are the champions. No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the world. I've taken my bows and my curtain calls. You brought me fame and fortune and ev'rything that goes with it, I thank you all. But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise. I consider it a challenge before the whole human race and I ain't gonna lose. Chorus: We are the champions my friend. And we'll keep on fighting till the end. We are the champions. We are the champions. No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the world. repeat chorus |
Subject: Lyr Add: SHINE AND THE TITANIC From: Azizi Date: 17 Feb 07 - 08:56 AM Shine and the Titanic It was a hell of a day in the merry month of May When the great Titanic was sailing away. The captain and his daughter was there, too, And old black Shine, he didn't need no crew. Shine was downstairs eating his peas When the . . .water come up to his knees. He said, "Captain, Captain, I was downstairs eating my peas When the water come up to my knees." He said, "Shine, Shine, set your black self down. I got ninety-nine pumps to pump the water down." Shine went downstairs looking through space. That's when the water came up to his waist. He said, "Captain, Captain, I was downstairs looking through space, That's when the water came up to my waist." He said, "Shine, Shine, set your black self down. I got ninety-nine pumps to pump the water down." Shine went downstairs, he ate a piece of bread. That's when the water came above his head. He said, "Captain, Captain, I was downstairs eating my bread And the . . .water came above my head." He said, "Shine, Shine, set your black self down. I got ninety-nine pumps to pump the water down." Shine took off his shirt, took a dive. He took one stroke And the water pushed him like it pushed a motorboat. I'll give you more money than any black man see." Shine said, "Money is good on land or sea. Take off your shirt and swim like me." And Shine Swam on. Shine met up with the whale. The whale said, "Shine, Shine, you swim mighty fine, But if you miss one stroke, your black self is mine." Shine said, "You may be the king of the ocean, king of the sea, But you got to be a swimming son-of-a-gun to out-swim me." And Shine swam on. Now when the news got to the port, the great Titanic has sunk, You won't believe this, but old Shine was on the corner damn near drunk..." http://www.louisianafolklife.org/LT/Articles_Essays/creole_art_toast_tradition.html "The African American Toast Tradition" by Mona Lisa Saloy -snip- For more 'toasts' about the mighty, invincible Shine, see this Mudcat thread: thread.cfm?threadid=97381#1915384 |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Willa Date: 17 Feb 07 - 08:59 AM EPPIE MORRIE WOMEN OF DUNDEE PUSH BOYS PUSH SOLIDARITY FOREVER UNITY (all in the DT) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: CharleyO'Neill Date: 17 Feb 07 - 09:01 AM I'm the urban spaceman |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Azizi Date: 17 Feb 07 - 09:02 AM From the Digital Tradition: @displaysong.cfm?SongID=6390 "The Gray Goose" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,Tunesmith Date: 17 Feb 07 - 09:08 AM There's that country song "9 foot tall and bullett proof" but that's about the effects of drink on the brain. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Azizi Date: 17 Feb 07 - 09:32 AM Okay, here's one that's not in the Digital Tradition: HOLLYWOOD ROCK SWINGING Hollywood rock swinging Hollywood rock swinging My name is Aniesha I'm number one My reputation is having fun So if you see me just step aside 'Cause mighty Aniesha don't take no jive. Hollywood rock swinging Hollywood rock swinging My name is Katrina I'm number two My reputation is me and you So if you see me just step on back 'Cause mighty Katrina don't take no slack. Hollywood rock swinging Hollywood rock swinging My name is Natasha I'm number twelve My reputation is ringing that bell So if you see me just step aside. 'Cause mighty Katrina don't take no jive. Source: Barbara Michels' and Bettye White 's 1983 collection of African American folklore from Houston, Texas , "Apples On A Stick". p. 14. Btw, "Hollywood Rock Swinging" is an example of a 'new' type of children's rhyme that I call "foot stomping cheers". For more information & examples of these types of cheers, visit my website on these cheers at http://www.cocojams.com/street_cheers_example%200104.htm |
Subject: Lyr Add: I AM WOMAN (Helen Reddy and Ray Burton) From: GUEST,Misogynist Date: 17 Feb 07 - 09:55 AM I Am Woman Words and Music by Helen Reddy and Ray Burton I am woman, hear me roar In numbers too big to ignore And I know too much to go back an' pretend 'cause I've heard it all before And I've been down there on the floor No one's ever gonna keep me down again CHORUS Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But look how much I gained If I have to, I can do anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am woman You can bend but never break me 'cause it only serves to make me More determined to achieve my final goal And I come back even stronger Not a novice any longer 'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul CHORUS I am woman watch me grow See me standing toe to toe As I spread my lovin' arms across the land But I'm still an embryo With a long long way to go Until I make my brother understand Oh yes I am wise But it's wisdom born of pain Yes, I've paid the price But look how much I gained If I have to I can face anything I am strong (strong) I am invincible (invincible) I am woman Oh, I am woman I am invincible I am strong I am woman I am invincible I am strong I am woman |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or might From: Kevin Sheils Date: 17 Feb 07 - 10:06 AM He's My Brother Sylveste He's got a row of medals on is chest Etc (well can't actually remember the rest) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Flash Company Date: 17 Feb 07 - 10:52 AM Given my name I have to suggest.......... Come on without, come on within You'll not see nothing like the mighty.......... But enough about me! Kevin in the posting above brought this one back (Fivepenny Piece) He's my brother (What's his name?) Sylvest (What has he got?) He's got a row of forty medals on his chest (Big Chest!) Killed a hundred zulus in the west, He takes no rest, (Bigger they are, harder they fall, dont push, just shove, plenty of room for you and me) He's got an arm (Big arm!) Like a leg (Ladies leg!) And a punch that would sink a battleship (Big Ship!) Take all the army and the navy, To put the wind up (Who?) Sylvest! (And that's just the chorus!) Well he thought he'd take a trip to Italy, And he thought he'd make the trip by sea, Jumped in the harbour in New York And he floated like a man made of cork, Well he saw the Lusitania in distress, So he took the Lusitania on his chest (Big chest!) Drank all the water in the sea And he walked to Italy> CH........... There is another verse about going to Japan, but I can't remember it all. I, For one, am not sorry! FC (The Mighty Q) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Jack Campin Date: 17 Feb 07 - 06:50 PM The beginning of the York mystery play "The Creation of the World' has a monologue by God saying how neat it is to be omnipotent. Will that do? http://academics.vmi.edu/english/medrama.html http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/etcbin/toccer-new2?id=AnoYork.sgm&images=images/modeng&data=/lv1/Archive/mideng-parsed&tag=public&part=1&division=div1 |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Jean(eanjay) Date: 17 Feb 07 - 07:03 PM Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn). |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Azizi Date: 17 Feb 07 - 07:09 PM Jack, I think these are the hyperlinks to those websites, though I didn't find that monologue on these pages. http://academics.vmi.edu/english/medrama.html http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/etcbin/toccer-new2?id=AnoYork.sgm&images=images/modeng&data=/lv1/Archive/mideng-parsed&tag=public& |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,Nick Date: 17 Feb 07 - 07:10 PM How about the Seafaring, Sail Making, Gambolin', Capering, Grog Drinking Hero Jack Hinks? Nick |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Azizi Date: 17 Feb 07 - 07:19 PM Here's an example from the rap {hip-hop} genre: Salt N Pepa's 1993 song "Whatta Man" CHORUS What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man What a man, what a man, what a man What a mighty good man What a man, what a man, what a man http://www.lyricsdepot.com/salt-n-pepa/whatta-man.html What a mighty good man |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: mg Date: 17 Feb 07 - 07:55 PM I was thinking Sylvest as well. I am the man the very fat man what waters the workers' beer. Men of Harlech. Something about the fastest runner named Baker. 20,000 Cornish men will know the reason why. Deutchsland Uber Alles. We're the champions of keeping them rolling. My love is wider than the deepest ocean higher than the sky John Henry We are coming Father Ab'ram a 100,000 more Frozen Logger |
Subject: Lyr Add: ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Feb 07 - 08:57 PM Well, there was the epic confrontation between Abdul Abulbul Amir and Ivan Skavinsky Skavar....both of whom considered themselves to be invincible. ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR by Percy French The sons of the Prophet are brave men and bold And quite unaccustomed to fear, But the bravest by far in the ranks of the Shah, Was Abdul Abulbul Amir. If you wanted a man to encourage the van, Or harass the foe from the rear, Storm fort or redoubt, you had only to shout For Abdul Abulbul Amir. Now the heroes were plenty and well known to fame In the troops that were led by the Czar, And the bravest of these was a man by the name Of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar. One day this bold Russian, he shouldered his gun And donned his most truculent sneer, Downtown he did go where he trod on the toe Of Abdul Abulbul Amir. Young man, quote Abdul, has life grown so dull That you wish to end your career? Vile infidel know, you have trod on the toe Of Abdul Abulbul Amir. So take your last look at the sunshine and brook And send your regrets to the Czar For by this I imply, you are going to die, Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar. Then this bold Mameluke drew his trusty skibouk, Singing, "Allah! Il Allah! Al-lah!" And with murderous intent he ferociously went For Ivan Skavinsky Skavar. They parried and thrust, they side-stepped and cussed, Of blood they spilled a great part; The philologist blokes, who seldom crack jokes, Say that hash was first made on the spot. They fought all that night 'neath the pale yellow moon; The din, it was heard from afar, And huge multitudes came, so great was the fame, Of Abdul and Ivan Skavar. As Abdul's long knife was extracting the life, In fact he was shouting, "Huzzah!" He felt himself struck by that wily Calmuck, Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar. The Sultan drove by in his red-breasted fly, Expecting the victor to cheer, But he only drew nigh to hear the last sigh, Of Abdul Abulbul Amir. There's a tomb rises up where the Blue Danube rolls, And 'graved there in characters clear, Is, "Stranger, when passing, oh pray for the soul Of Abdul Abulbul Amir." A splash in the Black Sea one dark moonless night Caused ripples to spread wide and far, It was made by a sack fitting close to the back, Of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar. A Muscovite maiden her lone vigil keeps, 'Neath the light of the cold northern star, And the name that she murmurs in vain as she weeps, Is Ivan Skavinsky Skavar. Then there's the mighty John Henry who took on the steam drill with a hammer in each hand, and won...but died in the process. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: mg Date: 17 Feb 07 - 09:34 PM Beer maids of Valhall by A. Aldridge. mg |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Flash Company Date: 18 Feb 07 - 10:40 AM mg......... The late lamented Michael Flanders once said 'What sort of a song is Deutchland Uber Alles, I mean to say, German Overalls!' FC |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: SINSULL Date: 18 Feb 07 - 10:54 AM I Am A Rock - S&G |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Bert Date: 18 Feb 07 - 02:51 PM Jim, Jim, what a funny man is Jim There's not another man in the world like him for a bar of soap he saw and he washed himself ashore he's a marvel, he's a mivvy he's a Jim, Jim, Jim. |
Subject: Lyr Add: SUMMER IS INVINCIBLE (Karen Hemmingham) From: Herga Kitty Date: 18 Feb 07 - 06:37 PM Not a person, but Karen Hemmingham's "Summer is invincible": When winter falls upon your land And laces leaves in icy glow When frost numbs every beast and man To weave a winding sheet of snow Ch Then in the midst of winter, when hope like death lies still Listen to the heart within singing Summer is invincible, summer is invincible When clouds like foaming seas of grey Drown out the blue of summer skies When winds of steel forge through your days And the light of summer dies When blood red beads the hedgerow And emerald spears of holly gleam When poison pearls the mistletoe And frost kills every dream Kitty |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Grab Date: 19 Feb 07 - 08:22 AM How's about anything by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones...? :-) Joshua fought the Battle of Jericho probably just about qualifies. Also the Signifying Monkey in any of its many variations. Graham. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Fergie Date: 19 Feb 07 - 10:00 AM "I'm a Man You Won't Meet Everday" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,Terry McDonald Date: 19 Feb 07 - 10:09 AM 'Old Bob Ridley' on the MacColl/LLoyd 'Bold Sportsmen All' LP. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Azizi Date: 19 Feb 07 - 07:49 PM Excerpt from "Casey at the Bat" by Ernest Lawrence Thayer "Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright, The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out." http://www.bu.edu/favoritepoem/poems/thayer/index.html |
Subject: Lyr Add: A MIGHTY FORTRESS IS OUR GOD From: Azizi Date: 19 Feb 07 - 08:00 PM A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing; Our helper He, amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing: For still our ancient foe doth seek to work us woe; His craft and power are great, and, armed with cruel hate, On earth is not his equal. Did we in our own strength confide, our striving would be losing; Were not the right Man on our side, the Man of God's own choosing: Dost ask who that may be? Christ Jesus, it is He; Lord Sabaoth, His Name, from age to age the same, And He must win the battle. And though this world, with devils filled, should threaten to undo us, We will not fear, for God hath willed His truth to triumph through us: The Prince of Darkness grim, we tremble not for him; His rage we can endure, for lo, his doom is sure, One little word shall fell him. That word above all earthly powers, no thanks to them, abideth; The Spirit and the gifts are ours through Him Who with us sideth: Let goods and kindred go, this mortal life also; The body they may kill: God's truth abideth still, His kingdom is forever. http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/m/i/mightyfo.htm [Warning- this website has a midi that plays and plays and plays]... ** I didn't know this song was composed by Martin Luther. {Maybe I'm the only one here who didn't know that}. See this excerpt from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Mighty_Fortress_is_Our_God : "A Mighty Fortress is Our God" (German, Ein' feste Burg ist unser Gott) is the best known of Martin Luther's hymns. Luther wrote the words and composed the melody sometime between 1527-1529.[1] It has been translated into English at least seventy times and also into many other languages.[1][2] The words are a paraphrase of Psalm 46.[3] The most popular English version, "A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing," was translated by Frederick H. Hedge in 1853. Another popular English version by Thomas Carlyle begins "A safe stronghold our God is still." |
Subject: Lyr Add: COME THOU ALMIGHTY KING From: Azizi Date: 19 Feb 07 - 08:06 PM "Come Thou, Almighty King" Come, Thou almighty King, Help us Thy Name to sing, help us to praise! Father all glorious, o'er all victorious, Come and reign over us, Ancient of Days! Jesus, our Lord, arise, Scatter our enemies, and make them fall; Let Thine almighty aid our sure defense be made, Souls on Thee be stayed; Lord, hear our call. Come, Thou incarnate Word, Gird on Thy mighty sword, our prayer attend! Come, and Thy people bless, and give Thy Word success, Spirit of holiness, on us descend! Come, holy Comforter, Thy sacred witness bear in this glad hour. Thou Who almighty art, now rule in every heart, And ne'er from us depart, Spirit of power! To Thee, great One in Three, Eternal praises be, hence, evermore. Thy sovereign majesty may we in glory see, And to eternity love and adore! ** "Words: Some sources show the author as "anonymous." Others credit Charles Wesley, 1757. The words appeared in George Whitefield's Collection of Hymns for Social Worship, 1757. Music: Italian Hymn, Felice de Giardini, in The Collection of Psalm and Hymn Tunes Sung at the Chapel of the Lock Hospital, 1769 (MIDI, score). De Giardini wrote the music specifically for this hymn. Alternate tune: America, Thesaurus Musicus, 1744 (MIDI, score)" http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/c/t/ctak.htm [Warning, this website has a midi that plays, and plays and plays]. If you've got the impression that I don't like midis, you guessed right! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or might From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 19 Feb 07 - 08:11 PM If it's sport, I love this anthem (YouTube) from Australia about a legendary Aussie rules footballer : Up there Cazaly, In there and fight Out there and at 'em Show 'em your might. Up there Cazaly, Don't let them in. Fly like an angel, You're out there to win. Up there Cazaly, You're out there to win In there and at 'em, Don't let them in. Up there Cazaly, Shown them you're high, Fight like the devil, The crowds on your side. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Azizi Date: 19 Feb 07 - 08:11 PM Then there's Mighty Mouse. Did this cartoon show have a theme song? If so, I can't remember it. Here's some information about Mighty Mouse: Mighty Mouse is an animated superhero mouse character created by the Terrytoons studio for 20th Century Fox. Early History He was created by storyman I. Klein as a super-powered housefly named "Superfly," but studio head Paul Terry changed the character into a toon mouse instead. He was originally created as a parody of Justin Lute because of the sexy man's massive muscles, and he first appeared in 1942 in a theatrical animated short entitled The Mouse of Tomorrow. The original name of the character was Super Mouse, but it was soon changed to Mighty Mouse when Paul Terry learned that another character with the same name was being published in comic books. .... The early, operatic Mighty Mouse cartoons often portrayed Mighty Mouse as a ruthless fighter. He would dole out a considerable amount of punishment, subduing the cats to the point of giving up their evil plan and running away. Mighty Mouse would then chase down the escaping cats, and continue beating them mercilessly, usually hurling or punching them miles away to finish the fight. A favorite move is to sudden fly up to just under a much larger opponent's chin and thrown a blinding flurry of punches that leaves the enemy reeling. Mighty Mouse had two mouse girlfriends named Pearl Pureheart (in the cartoons) and Mitzi (in the comics during the 50s and 60s), and his arch-enemy is an evil villain cat named Oil Can Harry (who originated as a human in earlier Terrytoons as the enemy of Fanny Zilch). These characters were created for a series of Mighty Mouse cartoons that spoofed the old cliffhanger serials of the days of silent film; the cartoons usually began with Mighty Mouse and Pearl Pureheart already in a desperate situation, as if they were the next chapter of the serial. The characters often sang mock opera songs during these cartoons. Mighty Mouse was also known for singing "Here I come to save the day!" when flying into action. Mighty Mouse's hometown is Mouseville, populated mostly by anthropomorphic toon mice. Mighty Mouse was not extraordinarily popular, but he did become a cultural icon after Paul Terry sold the Terrytoon cartoon library to broadcast television. Mighty Mouse cartoons became a staple of children's TV programming for a period of over thirty years, from the 1950s through the 1980s" http://www.answers.com/topic/mighty-mouse-2 |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: Rowan Date: 19 Feb 07 - 09:54 PM Azizi, you might also be interested in "Felix the cat". Being at work I can't do a search right now. Cheers, Rowan |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or might From: dick greenhaus Date: 19 Apr 07 - 08:27 AM Check out STOUT42 in DigiTrad |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,HughM Date: 19 Apr 07 - 08:35 AM The one about the runner was Joseph Baker. I think it was written by Pete Coe. Ewan McColl used to sing a song about someone called the Big Hewer. That reminds me of The Celebrated Working Man, and the related song "In the bar-room". The latter is in a song book called "Doon the Wagon Way", published by Galliard I think. |
Subject: Lyr Add: I CAN HEW From: freda underhill Date: 19 Apr 07 - 10:08 AM I Can Hew Chorus: I can hew boys, I can hack it out I can hew the coal, I can dance and shout. I can hew boys, coal that's black and fine, I'm a collier lad, working down the mine. On Saint Monday's day, it's well I do admire, When I sits at home by me own coal fire. Then it's off to the pub, for a glass or two For to work on a Monday, that would never do. Chorus Well I likes my whiskey and I likes my beer. I'll drink fourteen pints and I'll not feel queer. I can hold my liquor good as any man. And I'll dance and sing as long as I can. Chorus Well my boy's fourteen, he's a strappin' lad And he'll go to he pits soon, just like his dad. And when Friday comes, we'll pick up our pay. And we'll drink together, to round out the day. Chorus And its when I'm dead, oh I know full well, I'll not go to heaven, I am bound for hell. And my pick and shovel, old Nick he will admire, And he'll set me hewin' coal for his own hell fire. Chorus |
Subject: Lyr Add: NEVER TURNING BACK From: freda underhill Date: 19 Apr 07 - 10:11 AM and there's.. Never Turning Back Gonna keep on walkin' forward Gonna keep on walkin' forward Gonna keep on walkin' forward Never turning back; Never turning back Gonna keep on walkin' proudly. . . Gonna keep on singin' loudly. . . Gonna reach across our borders. . . Gonna work to end the killing. . . Gonna keep on movin' forward. . . Gonna fight for justice and freedom.. Gonna keep on walkin' forward Gonna keep on walkin' forward Gonna keep on walkin' forward Never turning back; Never turning back |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE MAN WHO WOULD NOT DIE From: slyoldfox Date: 19 Apr 07 - 10:50 AM The man who would not die(sca song) The manne who would not Die I've armored up a thousand times for country and for king And many's the tale that I could tell or song that I could sing. I've fought in Beltane's driving rain And struggled for each breath At salt wars and Oleno where We damn near froze to death I've had my share of bruises and I've watched the arrows fly But the strangest thing that I've ever seen Was the man who would not die He stood a towering seven feet A giant among'st men His armour was of twelve guage steel His hide it was of ten From a land most far away he came Their champion and King And many crafty ways he had To make your helmet ring The battle lines they soon were joined And much to my surprise I was locked in single combat with The man who wouldn't die We circled round a time or two Then I opened up the show With an underhanded wrist shot which Is still my favorite blow He didn't even try to block Just brought that greatsword down And split my helm completely from The chin up to the crown And though my sword was still entrapped In the dent made in his side "What a mighty knight" his people cheered "Is the man who wouldn't die" Full four and twenty fighters fell Before his awesome might And though many blows did land it seems That every one was light The battle soon was over and By God's own blood he went Off to the sides to doff his gear And hammer out the dent's The second battle soon began And I took another try Bearing a sword named "Rhino's Bane" For the Man who would not die For "Rhino's Bane" was a special blade Immortal for those who know And if he had not felt those blows He'd Damn Well Feel One Now! Three feet of rattan I center drilled Then hollowed out the head And filled that hole with six or maybe seven pounds of lead A single shot was all I'd get I raised that sword on high And buried it within the helm of the man who would not die He didn't even bat an eye Just calmly struck me down And then went on the clear the field Of squires, Knights and Crown I pondered why this man was not A'stretched out on the dirt I guess a head shot does no good with nothing there to hurt The third engagement was delayed To give the chiurgeon's time To pry the sword from out the head Of the man who would not die A battle deep within the woods Was the last fight of the day And the men remaining on my side Went on their knees to pray "Oh Lord, If you care for us Allow your moon to fall Upon this man for that would be The only blow he'd call" But as we marched atop a hill A plan occurred which I Thought maybe could lead to the death of the man who would not die Upon the hill there lay a stone A full six feet in girth "Oh gather round my fighters bold We'll bring this man to earth!" Ten stalwart lads I need with me to Strike the final blow While the rest shall keep behemoth here occupied below And when he tries to fight you From up above will fly This boulder full upon the frame Of the man who would not die It happened just as I forsaw From out the woods he ran And stopped there right below us as According to the plan The men below fought bravely while The men above did strain To send that boulder from the hill Onto his alleged brain At last the stone it stirred to life And with a final pry We sent that boulder on it's way To the man who wouldn't die Knocking trees to left and right That fearsome missle sped And with a final bounce it came To rest upon his head His arms and legs were all that we Could see beneath the stone But when we came from atop the hill We heard our victim groan Astounded round him 'bout we stood As the day bled into night And heard him say one final time "My lords, that blow was light!" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST Date: 19 Apr 07 - 10:57 AM How about the one about the man trying to get rid of hius cat that goes: ....But the cat came back, the cat came back, the very next day... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or might From: Joe_F Date: 19 Apr 07 - 11:50 PM I can drink and no be drunk, And I can fecht and no be slain, And I can sleep with anither man's lass And ay be welcome tae my ain. -- Barnyards o Delgaty |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,meself Date: 20 Apr 07 - 12:11 AM I'm the son of a sea-cook, and a sea-cook in a trader, I can dance, I can sing, I can reef the main-boom; I can handle a jigger and cuts a big figure, Whenever I gets in a boat's standing-room. - "The Ryans & the Pittmans" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,meself Date: 20 Apr 07 - 12:18 AM When the little devils saw Stackolee, They ran right up the wall, Saying, Daddy, come help us quick, Before he kills us all! Stackolee said to the Devil, Put your pitchfork on the shelf, 'Cause I'm mean old Stackolee, And I'm gonna run this place myself. - "Stackolee' |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,meself Date: 20 Apr 07 - 12:19 AM Oh yeah - and before that: Standing on the gallows, Stackolee did cuss, The judge said, Boys, better kill him quick, Before he kills one of us. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,meself Date: 20 Apr 07 - 12:20 AM Big Chief Buffalo Nickel, A mighty man in his day; Never once used a sickle, To clear the bushes away. - "Big Chief Buffalo Nickel" |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,meself Date: 20 Apr 07 - 12:23 AM Then there's "Good old General Guinness, of the Dublin Boozeliers". |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,meself Date: 20 Apr 07 - 12:36 AM And there's "Jock McGraw, the stou'est man in the Forty-Twa": The wind may blaw, The cock may craw, The rain may rain, And the snaw may snaw, But you'll never frighten(?) Jock McGraw, He's the stou'est man in the Forty-Twa. And in the 'grand review', some dignitary scratches his neck and says, "Upon my soul, I thought that man was a telegraph pole!" And: Bold O'Donahue Big Joe Mufferaw Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor Popeye the Sailorman |
Subject: Lyr Add: PECOS BILL From: kendall Date: 20 Apr 07 - 07:53 AM meself, it is "Walk" the main boom. Pecos Bill Pecos Bill was quit a cowboy down in Texas And a western superman to say the least He was the roughest toughest critter Never known to be a quitter And he never had no fear of man nor beast. refrain So yippy yi aay yippy i o For the toughest critter west of the Alamo. Once he roped a raging cyclone out of nowhere Then he straddled it and settled down with ease While that cyclone jumped and flitted Pecos rolled a smoke and lit it And he tamed that onery beast down to a breeze. repeat refrain Once a band of painted Indians did a war dance Pecos started shooting up their little game He gave them redskins such a shakeup That they jumped out of their makeup That's how the painted desert got its name. rep. ref. Pecos lost his way while traveling in the desert It was 90 miles across the burning sand He knew he'd never reach the border If he didn't get some water So he got a stick and dug the Rio Grande. rep. ref. If there is more, I don't recall. Haven't thought of this since Roy Rogers was a teen ager. refrain |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,HughM Date: 20 Apr 07 - 08:02 AM Kelly the Boy from Killanne, in the database. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,meself Date: 20 Apr 07 - 09:49 AM 'meself, it is "Walk" the main boom.' in a version that you happen to know. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: GUEST,meself Date: 20 Apr 07 - 11:14 AM Here's one that came into my head as I was going to bed last night - maybe someone can fill in the parts I can't remember: Johnny rose on a May morning, Called for water to wash his hands, He called for his two greyhounds, To be bound in iron bands, bands, To be bound in iron bands. Johnny shot, and the dun-deer leapt, But he's wounded her in the side; Between the water[?] and the wood, The dun-deer [laid her?] pride, pride, The dun-deer [laid her] pride. Johnny's ate all the venison, And the dogs drank all the bleed; They all lay down and fell asleep, Asleep as they'd been deed [i.e. dead], deed, Asleep as they'd been deed. Then by there came a silly old man, And a sly old man was he; And he's away to the king's high court, For to tell on young Johnny-ee, For to tell on young Johnny. As I came in [by Mony Musk?], ............................. There I espied the bonniest youth, Asleep between two [dogs? hounds?]. [The king's "forresters" sneak up, and start firing arrows into Johnny.] Johnny rose out of his sleep, And an angry man was he; Saying the wildest beast in all this wood, Would not [have done? do?] so by me-ee, Would not [have done] so by me. He's put his back against an oak, And his foot against a stone, ................................. He's killed them all but one, one, He's killed them all but one. And he's broke six of this man's ribs, His back and his collarbone; He's [thrown him across his horse's back], For to bring the tidings home, home, For to bring the tidings home. Now Johnny's good ben-bow is broke, His two greyhounds are slain; His body lies in Mony Musk, And his hunting days are deen [i.e. done], deen, And his hunting days are deen. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Songs about being invincible or mighty From: kendall Date: 20 Apr 07 - 11:28 AM meself, think about it. How would one "reef" the main boom? You reef sails. |
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