BS: Feminist (not!) jokes

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 10:08 PM

From: Proogle
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:19 AM

I dont get GUEST,Guest From Sanity...

HUHH???????????

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Acorn4
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 08:51 AM

A bloke walked into the casualty department of a hospital. He was bent double with pain, and both his hands were clasped between his legs which were tightly clenched.

"What's the trouble?" said the nurse.

"Arggh! I got hit by a cricket ball and I'm in agony. Can you do something, please?

"Don't worry -just take off your trousers and pants and lie on the couch over there."

The nurse then massaged his testicles for half an hour, then said:-

"There, does that feel better?"

"Yes", said the bloke, "feels great , but I still reckon I might lose the fingernail!"

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Proogle
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:19 AM

I dont get GUEST,Guest From Sanity...

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 03:34 AM

You come back from being gone for a couple of days....you walk inside the door. ..How can you tell if a homosexual has been in your house, while you were gone???




















You open the refrigerator door, and the rump roast farts!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,MarkS (on the road)
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:43 PM

How does a real man tell if his sex partner is satisfied?



A real man does not care.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:31 PM

Penis envy: The theory that every woman wishes she had a prick until she marries one.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 07:17 PM

Why do brides wear white?





























It's the traditional colour for kitchen appliances

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 03:06 AM

What is the difference between a pre-menstrual woman and a terrorist?





























You can negotiate with a terrorist!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:37 AM

When a frenzied day of trading ended on Friday, the Dow had suffered its worst week ever... leaving global markets in a panicked state of uncertainty, and one shocked trader said :

"This is much worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth, and I still have a wife!"

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:36 AM

From: Cluin
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:33 AM

No it's...
Why don't single women fart?
Because they don't have an asshole yet.

No, some just act like they don't.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:35 AM

Why do men snore when they sleep on their backs?

Because their nutsacks slide down and cover their rectums and they vapour-lock.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:33 AM

No it's...


Why don't single women fart?


Because they don't have an asshole yet.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 02:03 AM

Why do farts stink??































So deaf people can enjoy them, too!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 01:57 AM

Why don't women fart????





















They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 08:56 PM

Sarah Palin is the shining example of feminist campaigns throughout history and the pinacle of feminist accomplishments,


not Hillary.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Justin U
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 08:11 PM

You can say what you like about my ex-wife, but she was a good housekeeper.

She's been married and divorced four times and managed to keep the house every time.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 08:06 PM

Why is Woman's work never done?


















































'Cause they're so damn slow.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Mrrzy
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:30 PM

Why don't women have brains? Cause they don't have a penis to CARRY'M AROUND IN!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Joe_F
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 11:40 PM

A country boy & girl are sitting on a fence, watching a bull & a cow.
He (shyly): Gee, I wish I was a-doin' that.
She (shrugs): It's your cow.

*

Feminine intuition is a myth invented by men to fool women out of using what brains they have.

*

Men are luckier than women: they marry later & die sooner.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Art Thieme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 07:36 PM

From the beginning, the women's movement has taught me one huge lesson---and...

I no longer believe I'm God."

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 07:00 PM

Q: How many menopausal women does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!   They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: Proogle
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 06:29 AM

LOL! and that road kill thing is blooming manky!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,ben and alliee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 05:57 AM

what is a mans real priority?







his privates

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist (not!) jokes
From: GUEST,Nick
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 07:23 PM

Sexist Joke about females:
How long does it take a woman to orgasam?
WHO CARES?

Sexist Jokes about males:
What is the difference between men and Bonds?
Bonds Mature.

A mother was glowing about her newborn baby...
"He seems to have atributes of both sexes. He has a penis and a brain!"

Two guys are walking down the street when they observe a male dog licking it's privates. The first guy say "I have always wished I could do that!"
His friend replies "You probably ought to pet him first."

Nick

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 05:00 PM

Mayhem my pants later.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 04:34 PM

Mayhem?

That was just me clearing my throat!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 01:46 PM

I prefer Peace. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Peace
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 01:42 PM

"Why are you called "peace"?    ;')"

I thought that Mayhem was taken.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Midchuck
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 01:29 PM

Why do men have bigger feet than women?

So women can get closer to the sink.

P.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 01:16 PM

Is Quiet his girlfriend?

I prefer her to War though.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: guitar
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 05:19 AM

i don't want start a war

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: guitar
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 05:13 AM

I as a man can take jokes,

here's a really sexist joke, I don't beleive that this shoud happen, but here goes

I don't think that women should be chained to the sink, i mean how else is she going to cook the dinner.

I heard that one on the radio, I agree that is sexist.

I'm hopefully not sexist.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: guitar
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 05:07 AM

i think this is sexist against men.

but after all they are just jokes.

Sorry if i have offended you for writtig that.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 05:00 AM

GUEST lox....now he will go quiet!!!! You'll get no answer!

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 21 Feb 07 - 03:49 AM

Why are you called "peace"?    ;')

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 07 - 07:39 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: bobad
Date: 20 Feb 07 - 07:35 PM

Bad dog spot.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 20 Feb 07 - 07:31 PM

I know a doggist joke.






Please remember a puppy isn't just for christmas.........















You can save a slice for the new year.....


Sorry Mum

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Mr Red
Date: 20 Feb 07 - 04:10 PM

How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?



Depends how thin you slice them.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: autolycus
Date: 20 Feb 07 - 12:35 PM

Why do men have transparent luchboxes?






















    So they'll know whether they're going to work or coming home from work.






      Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Bee
Date: 20 Feb 07 - 10:04 AM

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead,He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 20 Feb 07 - 05:12 AM

Women have many faults, men only have two,














everything they say and everything they do.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Feb 07 - 03:04 AM

According to women Joe that should be two brains.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 09:47 PM

Grow your own dope...........Plant a man.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Joe_F
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 08:34 PM

Men have two heads, but only enough blood to work one at a time.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 06:27 PM

ouch

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 05:43 PM

.... Oh sod it


Why do women fake orgasms?


Cos they think men care.

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 05:42 PM

I know some sexist ones too (in the interests of a balanced perspective etc of course)

Perhaps I should hold back though .....

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 02:58 PM

Alec, I think I had the same woman Sociology Lecturer....or maybe they are just all clones....

Subject: RE: BS: Feminist jokes
From: Cathie
Date: 19 Feb 07 - 02:58 PM

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize
one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.




Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals."




Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."