Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,Pip Archer Date: 07 Mar 07 - 02:34 PM I miss Steve. =[. But I still have the scars to remind me of him. *Sobs* |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Mar 07 - 12:45 PM There were three drunken carrots, came from the Isle of Wight? LTS |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,Canadienne Date: 07 Mar 07 - 11:35 AM can't find a fruit fool will some silly vegetables do instead? |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 07 Mar 07 - 11:19 AM I don't pronounce it in the Italian fashion - I pronounce it in the Prudhoe fashion. It tastes like chicken. *picks up a spoon and follows Foolestroupe out of the room, whistling nonchalantly* |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Mar 07 - 10:45 AM So you admit to being rich and fruity do you Fooles?? LTS |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 07 Mar 07 - 10:20 AM Hey, just leave me out of it... |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,Devil's Advocate Date: 07 Mar 07 - 09:48 AM How's Pip taking this Ruth? I'm now rather concerned for her.. as for pudding, I revert to the idea of Rich Fruit Fool..... BTW- what does potiate (pronounced in the Italianate fashion, of course) taste like?? |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 07 Mar 07 - 08:02 AM A fitting tribute, Canadienne...very fitting. *wipes away a small tear* What's for pudding? |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 07 Mar 07 - 07:39 AM To sweeten him up, rub Steve with Stevia... |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Surreysinger Date: 07 Mar 07 - 07:34 AM ROFL! |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,Canadienne Date: 07 Mar 07 - 06:24 AM R.I.P Steve |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 07 Mar 07 - 06:01 AM It's bloody lovely. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Surreysinger Date: 07 Mar 07 - 05:29 AM Hey - do we need to ring the RSPCP (Royal Society for the prevention of Cruelty to Potiates)? Is it as tasty as george's lamb? |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 07 Mar 07 - 03:42 AM Spit-roasted Steve 1 Steve, skinned, drawn and scalded briefly in boiling water (this helps to remove any particularly tough bristles, but is also enormously satisfying) breadcrumbs 1 egg 1 handful each of fresh thyme, rosemary and parsley salt and pepper 2 crushed cloves of garlic Mix all ingredients (except Steve) in a large bowl. Ram this stuffing up Steve's arse. Follow with a large skewer. Roast over an open fire, turning constantly. At this point you might like to sing something appropriate, such as "Abide With Me", particularly if your children have formed an emotional bond with Steve. Steve should be served slightly pink, so about 45 minutes of roasting ought to be sufficient. Grub's up! |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,Ralphie Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:27 PM Countess has 87 variant pictures. Go ask! |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Surreysinger Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:20 PM Is she attractive - does she SOUND attractive? Anyway, as I said, I've never been acquainted with any Martinas from Hackney. However, the Cambridge Heathen sounds interesting - is he good looking? Does he have a potiate? BTW - anybody yet seen a definitive pikky of a potiate... I'd love to know what Ruth is putting up with... |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,Ralphie Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:03 PM Is she a friend of the Cambridge Heathen? R x |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,Ralphie Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:02 PM Who is Hackney Martina?? Is she attractive? R x |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Surreysinger Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:01 PM Or any Hackney Martian... I don't know any Martina's from round that way... do they play tennis in Hackney?? |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Surreysinger Date: 06 Mar 07 - 07:00 PM Ralphie dear boy ... housewife in the singular... _Housewife's_ choice... if you're using it in the singular.. any Hackney Martina fule kno that!!! |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,Ralphie Date: 06 Mar 07 - 06:51 PM Hey Liz Hackney Martians????? Naaah. They were never a Housewives Choice! Ralph xx |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Mar 07 - 06:28 PM 300!! AND another person who's heard of the Martians! How cool is that?! LTS |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Mar 07 - 06:27 PM Had tea in the Randolph once... just the once. LTS |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 06 Mar 07 - 06:26 PM Ummm, I reckon I'll be posting a potiate recipe quite soon... |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Surreysinger Date: 06 Mar 07 - 05:34 PM Now look.... what happened to the recipes... I know we're all extremely excited that Ruth has managed to take on a tame (?? potiate and is currently whipping it into shape... but food people, food.... |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Folkiedave Date: 06 Mar 07 - 05:13 PM I am inclined to agree what you say about the Randolph. But that is where Sam was waiting........ |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: The Borchester Echo Date: 06 Mar 07 - 05:02 PM Oh yes, it definitely is. Went there once to report a strike against poverty wages and for union recognition. My camera crew got thrown out. Don't think they got champagne either, at any rate I didn't. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:54 PM The Randolph is oooooverrreyyytid. Allegedly. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Folkiedave Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:42 PM Sorry Ruth but it is no wonder you didn't get shagged in the Oxford Travelodge. Sam was in the Randolph where they do do flowers in the room - and champagne on tap. Not a thing you get in Travelodges. Allegedly. I am not sure if you can order potiates. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: The Borchester Echo Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:34 PM C;mon Giok, you must have heard all those product placement ads. (Paid for with our licence fees . . . ) |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: John MacKenzie Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:31 PM How are you defining sausage CR? G. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: The Borchester Echo Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:29 PM I thought it was Tom who dealt in the free-range sausage trade. Or maybe I just missed an episode. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Blowzabella Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:17 PM Dum de dum de dum de dum dum de dum de dum dum ...... |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Peace Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:10 PM "Oh go on Bruce you must have!" Not as deep as this. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:09 PM Oh, THAT Joshie. He and Ben are out in the barn with Deeyyyyvid, up to their vulnerable little elbows in the engine of the Massey. It's father-son bonding. Deeeyyyyvid hasn't seen the potiate yet (you should hear how "potiate" sounds in my accent - it's hilarious). Actually, I'm getting a bit fed up of being constantly raked over the coals for not getting shagged in an Oxford Travelodge. I might just see if the potiate fancies a go at Deeeyyyyvid's Hassett Hills free range chipolata... |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: The Borchester Echo Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:00 PM Joshie is/was your son. Has the potiate eaten him? What about Ben? Why don't I have a life outside of Ambridge? ** begins to weep not so gently** |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Surreysinger Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:59 PM Who the hell is Joshie? Ruth, now I really AM worried ... is there something noxious in those fumes that he's been giving off... how could you forget your own SON??? Is this creature all he really seems? Just to remind you |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:49 PM Who the hell is Joshie? OOOWWW! *begins to weep gently* |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: John MacKenzie Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:48 PM Oh go on Bruce you must have! G. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Surreysinger Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:44 PM Ok Ruth - so we now know that domesticated potiates eat cookies - but WHERE'S JOSHIE? And how did Steve get out of his cage....are you sure those bars can hold him??? Scrump - it takes one to know one!! |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: The Borchester Echo Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:40 PM It's pot(iate)een. Obviously. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Scrump Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:36 PM Whatever you lot are drinking, gimme a pint of summat else - yer stark starin' mad, the lot o' yez! |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:34 PM Look at that! The little bugger even ate my cookie! You wouldn't believe what i've just gone through to get it back... *removes saliva-sodden impregnable asbestos gauntlets* |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:27 PM OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!! *sounds of scuffling punctuated by occasional growls* |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: The Borchester Echo Date: 06 Mar 07 - 03:04 PM Horseshit? No, a potiate is not of the equine genus. After reading this thread you now know how to cook lots of worthwhile things. And seen madlizzie kicked into touch. What more could you want? |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Peace Date: 06 Mar 07 - 02:50 PM I always wonndered what a great big pile of horseshit would look like. After reading this thread, I now know. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Surreysinger Date: 06 Mar 07 - 02:28 PM Ruth - I'm just a bit worried about the carpet now... if his whoopsie has that effect are you sure that you know what you're taking on?? And why is Josh being so silent - have you seen him in the last half an hour or so??? |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,ActuallySteve'sOverHere Date: 06 Mar 07 - 02:05 PM Lizzie, get with the program. This thread is no longer about you. (Though I'm sure you'll do your very best to change that) It's all about Steve. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: GUEST,Pip Archer Date: 06 Mar 07 - 02:02 PM But, I love Steve. XD. |
Subject: RE: Show of Hands (Recipes) From: Ruth Archer Date: 06 Mar 07 - 02:01 PM OW! OWWWWW! Wait...just get him...back in his cage...there! *sigh* Errr, yes. He's...sort of sweet. He's certainly, erm, making his mark...mind you, that Vanish Oxi gets most stains out... Oh. That spot in the corner where he did his first whoopsie seems to be smoking....and the carpet would appear to be disintegrating... |
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