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BS: Make your own slogan!

21 Mar 07 - 01:31 PM (#2003261)
Subject: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak

Someone sent me this (Thanks, Tallships!) and it's a hoot...

Put your Mudcat cookie into this generator and see what you get out!

Apparently, there is only one Squeak and everyone deserves a Limpit today!

LTS


21 Mar 07 - 01:42 PM (#2003285)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: autolycus

I got

   Whatever you're into

   Get into Autolycus



       They said it,not me.





    Ivor


21 Mar 07 - 01:52 PM (#2003294)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: jeffp

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Jeffp.

I kind of like it, Frank Perdue be damned!


21 Mar 07 - 02:07 PM (#2003310)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: katlaughing

What a riot! Several made me LOL!


21 Mar 07 - 02:21 PM (#2003326)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Jean(eanjay)

You get a different one each time - so if you don't like the first one you can have another go.


21 Mar 07 - 02:27 PM (#2003334)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Ebbie

Don't just book it, Ebbie it.

Ah


21 Mar 07 - 02:29 PM (#2003336)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: dianavan

You've got questions. We've got dianavan.



I'll try again.


21 Mar 07 - 02:30 PM (#2003338)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: dianavan

Its a dianavan adventure.

hmmm.


21 Mar 07 - 03:19 PM (#2003375)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Rapparee

Because Rapaire is Complicated Enough.


21 Mar 07 - 03:27 PM (#2003385)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Becca72

Drinka Pinta Becca a day

?


21 Mar 07 - 03:36 PM (#2003399)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: gnomad

Schh....you know Gnomad.

Not so sure I'll be using that one.


21 Mar 07 - 03:51 PM (#2003412)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: dianavan

I guess it wouldn't be quite fair to use the names of other Mudcatters.


21 Mar 07 - 04:01 PM (#2003423)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Scoville

"Ribbed for her Scoville."

Aaaaack! There's an image I didn't need.


21 Mar 07 - 04:08 PM (#2003428)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: katlaughing

I think, therefore Katlaughing.

Two Hours of Katlaughing in Just Two Calories.

Katlaughing - Australian for beer!


LOL...some of them are very suggestive!


21 Mar 07 - 05:12 PM (#2003481)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak

Purple Headed Mountains. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

Works for phrases too!

LTS


21 Mar 07 - 05:31 PM (#2003496)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Mr Red

Only Mr Red Has The Answer.

uncanny see my answers


21 Mar 07 - 07:41 PM (#2003607)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: RangerSteve

The Loudest Noise Comes From the Electric Ranger Steve.

Good name for a CD - "Electric Ranger".


21 Mar 07 - 08:05 PM (#2003625)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

"You're Never Alone with a Don(Wyziwyg)T.

Bugger, I gave up cigarettes last November

Don (speechless) T.


21 Mar 07 - 10:11 PM (#2003720)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: JennyO

Ooh, I like these ones:

The Jennyo that smiles back.

The best Jennyo a man can get.

Welcome To Jennyo Country.

Semper Jennyo.

Wow! I Could Have Had a Jennyo!


I like the movie quotes even better! Can you guess which movies these are from? Pretty easy:

Of all the JennyO joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

If I was a JennyO, a perfect JennyO, how would you know it was really me?

I defy you! Come and kneel before JennyO!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'JennyO' at will to old ladies.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the JennyO Room!

Play it, Sam. Play 'As JennyO Goes By'.

If you build it, JennyO will come.

E.T. phone JennyO.

Well, here's another nice JennyO you've gotten me into!

I love the smell of JennyO in the morning.


You're right, Katlaughing - some of them ARE very suggestive :-)


21 Mar 07 - 11:56 PM (#2003752)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: frogprince

That darn thing is addictive. I think I like my first on best: "It takes a tough man to make a tender frogprince".
"Only the crumbliest flakiest frogprince".
Then there's "Get your frogprince out"
But wut the heck does "Always after me frogprince" mean?


22 Mar 07 - 02:14 AM (#2003798)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: The Fooles Troupe

"But wut the heck does "Always after me frogprince" mean? "


try some punctuation...

Always, after me frogprince
Always, after me, frogprince
Always after me, frogprince
Always after, me frogprince

...


22 Mar 07 - 06:15 AM (#2003869)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: sian, west wales

"A Sian's too wet without one"

Ummm. Maybe not.

sian


22 Mar 07 - 07:24 AM (#2003906)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Alec

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Alec.
Hang on,they seem to be confusing me with a can of fizzy chemicals,I think I'd better try again.


22 Mar 07 - 07:28 AM (#2003910)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Alec

Now hands that do dishes can be as soft as your Alec.
Which twin has the Alec?
Gee,Your Alec smells terrific.
Hmmmm.


22 Mar 07 - 07:58 AM (#2003930)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: jacqui.c

I put in 'Kendall' and got

There's First Love and There's Kendall Love

Super Kendall Is Almost Here

It Makes Your Kendall Smack

Things Happen After A Kendall

All very appropriate, I think.

I got

I Liked The Jacqui.c So Much, I Bought The Company

There's Only One Jacqui.c      (very true)

A Jacqui.c Works Wonders       (very true)

Race For The Jacqui.c


What I want to know is, who gets the idea and spends time putting this stuff out there?


22 Mar 07 - 08:26 AM (#2003948)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: jacqui.c

i just put 'mudcat' in



Do You, Uh, Mudcat?

Avez-Vous Un Mudcat?

Where Mudcat is a Pleasure.

Nothing Works Better Than a Mudcat.




Damned thing's addictive!!!!


22 Mar 07 - 10:04 PM (#2004593)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Joe_F

Make it a Joe_F night.

I wrote a little program once, called teleo, that would generate purposes of life:

The wise were put in this world to instruct the wicked.
The wicked were put in this world to punish the devil.
The rest of you were put in this world to enjoy God.
Beautiful people were put in this world to reprove people.


22 Mar 07 - 10:06 PM (#2004596)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: GUEST,guest

The Guest Effect.


22 Mar 07 - 10:31 PM (#2004612)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: frogprince

I forgot to mention my least favorite:
"The frogprince with the hole"


23 Mar 07 - 12:21 AM (#2004646)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: katlaughing

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Kat. (Wonder if jimmyt does?!)

Life's Pretty Straight Without Kat.(What will my gay friends think?!)

There's First Love, and There's Kat Love.(Meow!)**bg**


23 Mar 07 - 05:16 AM (#2004744)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak

Bearing in mind the impact my ornithological exploits have had, I tried a few phrases and thread titles...

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Blue Tits.

Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Great Tits.

Great Tits, the Other White Meat.

This Is The Age Of The Coal Tits.

Did Somebody Say Coal Tits?

Any Time, Any Place, Pussy, Tits And Fat Balls.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a pussy, tits and fat balls.

I love the smell of pussy, tits and fat balls in the morning.

I think I better stop there....

LTS


23 Mar 07 - 05:21 AM (#2004751)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak

Couldn't resist....

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no blue tits makes Jack a dull boy.

LTS


23 Mar 07 - 05:28 AM (#2004755)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Liz the Squeak

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the blue tits.


Think I'm going to refil their feeder anyway...

LTS


23 Mar 07 - 11:35 AM (#2005063)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Catherine Jayne

LOL Liz!!

I got

Its always good to talk to castphiddle
I'm a secret catsphiddle drinker
I want my catsphiddle
Only catsphiddle has the answer
The catsphiddle effect
The biggest catsphiddle pennies can buy...Hmm.....well....I'm getting pretty big at the moment!!

Oh dear, I could have such fun!


23 Mar 07 - 08:37 PM (#2005487)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: frogprince

Sat down with my wife, and put her name in:
"I just love being in a...."
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...."

Laughed 'til I cried.


23 Mar 07 - 08:57 PM (#2005501)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Bee

The first one I got was

That's Handy, Harry, Put it in the Bee!

er...


24 Mar 07 - 04:26 AM (#2005613)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: terrier

I got:

How do you eat YOUR Terrier







I don't think I like this game............


24 Mar 07 - 10:14 AM (#2005798)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: autolycus

tried again - got

    Good Honest Autolycus

    Since 1896




    How the hell it knew beats me.




       Ivor


24 Mar 07 - 10:29 AM (#2005808)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: autolycus

I love the Bilateral thinking puzzles,e.g.

Q. A man is sitting in bed. He makes a phone-call,says nothing, and then goes to sleep. Why?


























    A. The man lived on a houseboat and had run out of fresh water.





          So ovious if you think about it , for about 794 years.






    L...ingOL


               Ivor


24 Mar 07 - 10:33 AM (#2005812)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: autolycus

Just went back to the site to add to my favourites and found.



    IT TAKES A TOUGH MAN TO MAKE A TENDER DOOM.




That's even better than an old New Statesman competition winner whgere the idea was to come up with a meaningless proverb. It ran,


    He digs deepest who deepest digs.






      Ivor


24 Mar 07 - 11:07 AM (#2005834)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Donuel

Biting the hand that feeds donuel
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24 Mar 07 - 01:15 PM (#2005926)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: Donuel

Join the collective solitude of donuel's art.

Traitors of the Constitution
haven't the right to call donuel unpatriotic.


25 Mar 07 - 07:54 AM (#2006557)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: *daylia*

Men Can't Help Acting On Daylia.

(ooooooooooo boy......)


25 Mar 07 - 08:00 AM (#2006561)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: *daylia*

Just put "Jesus" in the box, and got "You Need a Jesus".

8-)

(In light of the above, no doubt)


25 Mar 07 - 10:23 PM (#2007156)
Subject: RE: BS: Make your own slogan!
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff

Great site Liz! I can't post any of the slogans I came up with though.

Peter