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21 Mar 07 - 10:54 PM (#2003736) Subject: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Dickey Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'There are 489361 busier than a whatever jokes, the oldest one probably being "busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs". Have you heard any new ones like: "Busier than a set of jumper cables at a West Virginia wedding?" |
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21 Mar 07 - 10:56 PM (#2003737) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Peace Busier than a paper hanger with crabs. |
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21 Mar 07 - 11:19 PM (#2003745) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Sandra in Sydney surely the one about the "one-armed paperhanger in a gale" is older! |
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22 Mar 07 - 12:36 AM (#2003764) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: GUEST,Bardford Busier than a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond. and others. |
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22 Mar 07 - 01:43 AM (#2003791) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: The Fooles Troupe Busier than an anonymous troll in the help section at Mudcat... |
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22 Mar 07 - 02:16 AM (#2003800) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Chip2447 busier than a one legged man pushing a wheelbarrow |
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22 Mar 07 - 05:36 AM (#2003854) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: gnu ... lint picker in a blue serge suit factory. |
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22 Mar 07 - 05:43 AM (#2003858) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Dave the Gnome ...than a busy person that is very busy? |
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22 Mar 07 - 06:36 AM (#2003878) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Big Mick .....than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. |
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22 Mar 07 - 10:06 PM (#2004597) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Joe_F In my childhood, the one-armed paperhanger had the hives. |
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23 Mar 07 - 10:06 AM (#2004962) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Mr Red than a prostitute on Christmas eve. |
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23 Mar 07 - 08:02 PM (#2005464) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Dickey Busier than a cross eyed rooster on an ant hill. |
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23 Mar 07 - 08:06 PM (#2005467) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Becca72 In my neck of the woods the long tailed cat is nervous, not busy... |
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25 Mar 07 - 02:40 AM (#2006416) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Dickey Busier than a two peckered Billy Goat. |
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25 Mar 07 - 10:20 PM (#2007154) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Dickey Busier than a one-armed taxi driver with bad case of the crabs. |
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26 Mar 07 - 04:44 PM (#2007800) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: leeneia My father used to say "busier than a cranberry merchant." We never really knew why until my brother learned in an engineering course that for a long time cranberries presented a problem in food processing. How to get rid of the spoiled cranberries without a lot of onerous hand sorting? Then somebody figured out that good cranberries bounce and spoiled once don't. Thus canned cranberry sauce was born. Until then, a cranberry merchant had to act fast to sell all his inventory. Hence, "busier than a cranberry merchant." |
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26 Mar 07 - 11:27 PM (#2008093) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: The Fooles Troupe Btw, two 14 year old New Zealand High School girls tested the amount of Vitamin C in a whole lots of things - Ribena (GSK) has touting for ages that Ribena has 4 times the amount of Vit c than orange juice. They were so puzzled by their results that they repeated the Ribena test several times - it was the second lowest of all the things they tested. Now GSK is in Court in New Zealand for false advertising 0 and the ads have been redone to remove any reference to Vitamin C! Australia's ACCC is looking seriously at taking GSK to court too. Bet the media hasn't spread this one too far.... :-) |
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26 Mar 07 - 11:28 PM (#2008094) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: The Fooles Troupe Sorry, should have added, 'Busier than GSK in Court'.... :-) Galaxo Smith Klyne |
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26 Mar 07 - 11:31 PM (#2008096) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: GUEST,meself "busier than a ???? thread" |
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26 Mar 07 - 11:32 PM (#2008097) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: GUEST,meself I mean "... joke" - aw, forget it - |
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27 Mar 07 - 03:51 PM (#2008769) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: GUEST,ib48 joan collins snatch |
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15 Nov 14 - 08:08 PM (#3677516) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: GUEST,superlate97 Busier than Wal Mart on the first of the month. |
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15 Nov 14 - 08:14 PM (#3677517) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: GUEST,Steve Shaw Busier than a swarm of dancing ants on honey-coated testicles. |
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15 Nov 14 - 08:18 PM (#3677518) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Ed T Busier than a mosquilto on a nudist beach. |
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15 Nov 14 - 08:54 PM (#3677519) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: gnu ... ten peckered hoot owl. Don't ask me. The old fellahs up country used to say it. |
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15 Nov 14 - 10:14 PM (#3677534) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Mrrzy I originally heard busier than a one-armed paperhanger. Seemed enough. |
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16 Nov 14 - 04:31 AM (#3677579) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Ed T Busier than a vacuum cleaner in a dirt factory. |
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16 Nov 14 - 04:33 AM (#3677580) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Ed T Busier than a toothless hooker at a BJ convention. |
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16 Nov 14 - 05:57 AM (#3677596) Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes From: Musket Busier than a Keith A Hole of Hertford "checking with the internet" before denouncing opinions of others on Mudcat. Ok, Err.. Busier than three mates of a cat that ate my experimental duck egg vindaloo. One digging holes, one filling them and the third looking for fresh ground. |