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23 Mar 07 - 11:01 PM (#2005553) Subject: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Dickey Just when I was going to get a set for my truck: "ANNAPOLIS, Md. (AP) Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature. The measure was filed in the General Assembly Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr., R-Washingon, who says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches. The bill also would ban depictions of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500. "It's time to take a stand," Myers told The (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail. The American Civil Liberties Union objected to Myers' bill. "The legislation is overly broad, and would probably make it illegal to have a sticker on your car of the Venus de Milo from an art museum," ACLU of Maryland spokeswoman Meredith Curtis wrote in an e-mail. Pamela Campbell whose Bullhead City, Ariz., business sells fake bull testicles, suggested that the swinging decorations can prompt healthy discussions about anatomy and reproduction. "Do we have to neuter all dogs that walk by us?" she asked. "Where does it stop?" Last week, Arizona's legislature rejected a measure that would have banned vehicle splash guards bearing racist terms or silhouettes of naked women." http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=456&sid=1069654 |
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23 Mar 07 - 11:44 PM (#2005567) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: GUEST,WYS w/empty cookie jar Shame on you for posting this without a link to the testicle vendor! :~) ~S~ |
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24 Mar 07 - 12:06 AM (#2005575) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Sorcha Yah! We want nut links!!! LOL....but seriously, where WILL it stop? Neuter all creatures at birth? Might solve the overpopulation problem. We want NUTS! PS--as I type, the link to Truck Nuts and Bull Balls is at the bottom of the page. |
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24 Mar 07 - 04:37 AM (#2005620) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Phot Trucknutz are sold in the UK by Cheviot 4x4, www.cheviot4x4.com Sorry I can't make the blue clicky thing work! Wassail!! Chris. |
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24 Mar 07 - 07:31 AM (#2005690) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: bobad You can put 'em on a menu, bread and deep fry 'em, sautee, braise or poach 'em, but you can't hang 'em on your truck - dang! |
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24 Mar 07 - 07:59 AM (#2005710) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: kendall Who, in his right mind would even want such things? He might as well have a sign that says: "I have an IQ of almost 60" |
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24 Mar 07 - 08:13 AM (#2005723) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: The Fooles Troupe In Australis, we allow "Ducks Nuts" peanuts to be sold... |
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24 Mar 07 - 09:42 AM (#2005773) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: catspaw49 LOL....Well fuck ya' Kendall. I got me an IQ thingy what might be over 60 but I ain't sure.....but what I do know is that I like 'em and they are sure to piss some off and make some laugh and embarass the hell out of others. Great holy zagnuts! What a product!!!!!!! PLUS....they go well with my Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch. Google it.....you need one. Spaw |
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24 Mar 07 - 01:59 PM (#2005956) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: alanabit I suppose one does have the right to be offended by the sight of something, which is possessed by around 50% of the population... The public has to be protected, eh? |
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24 Mar 07 - 02:16 PM (#2005966) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: kendall I wouldn't question a man's right to express his thoughts by hanging anything on his truck, but I do question his IQ for doing it. |
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24 Mar 07 - 02:20 PM (#2005968) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Bee I don't want any but I thought they were hilarious first time I saw a set on a truck. |
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24 Mar 07 - 02:33 PM (#2005975) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: GUEST,Scoville (not a GUEST!) I see the point, but they make me laugh for the wrong reasons. 1) The first time I saw them was on a Mustang driven by a woman. Is she saying she's in control of the males in her life, or is she saying that she didn't feel powerful enough without them? 2) I used to be a vet tech. I've handled a lot of animal testicles. I suppose it would be a driving hazard to make those things in scale with the vehicle, thus you end up with a truck with, proportionally, very small balls. I mean, look--those things are really pretty dinky. Neutered housecats have more impressive empty balls of fluff than that. (I don't think they should be outlawed. I think they're absurd but no worse than most bumper stickers or those tacky chrome nudes that are so popular on eighteen-wheeler mud flaps.) |
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24 Mar 07 - 03:07 PM (#2005997) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Ebbie I can - just barely - see why someone in love with his truck's might want to intimate that his truck is well endowed, but following that train of thought it might be appropriate for him to hang a set outside his own trousers. |
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24 Mar 07 - 03:20 PM (#2006011) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: RangerSteve Everything must be just perfect in Maryland, if that's all the politicians can find wrong. I was in Maryland on Thurs. and Friday, and I didn't see any, so this law is tackling a problem that possibly doesn't exist. |
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24 Mar 07 - 03:23 PM (#2006015) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Rapparee You can, if you wish, buy a coin pouch made from a genuine bull's scrotum. I've passed on that, too. |
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24 Mar 07 - 03:56 PM (#2006046) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Ebbie A genuine bull? As opposed to a fake one? |
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24 Mar 07 - 04:40 PM (#2006088) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: jeffp Dickey must be going far back in his search for news. The bill was introduced back in February. It failed to come up for a vote in the House Rules Committee, and so will see no action during this term. In other words, the bill is as dead as the fake testicles. Personally, I'm not offended by them, but I think they look very stupid. I can't see what sort of message the driver is trying to convey. Demontrating what they don't have themselves? To each his own I guess. Even if you have to buy them. |
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24 Mar 07 - 05:20 PM (#2006109) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: bobad Around where I live they would be considered as art. |
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24 Mar 07 - 05:25 PM (#2006113) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Peace Well, these folks will remove them for you. |
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24 Mar 07 - 05:39 PM (#2006128) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: catspaw49 Hey Rapaire....As I said before, BUY KANGAROO. Any cheap fanook can buy bull but be like me and have a Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch. Great as gifts too! I gave one to each of my nephews at Christmas and they were both grossed out as was Connie. Now about the balls for pickups................. Speaking of nephews, David just bought a Dodge Ram 4WD Pickup with the Cummins Diesel. To the current crop of young males in the great unwashed midwest, the Dodge Ram Diesel is the ultimate Testosteronemobile. In my day it was Muscle Cars and Vettes and I can't see a stinking, noisy ass diesel as a Cockwagon, but times have changed. My point is that those bull balls are the perfect representation of what the pickup really has going for it and that is male macho power. Nobody needs one of the damn things but nobody needed 425 Horsepower street cars when Detroit Iron ruled the roads. It's okay if you and I don't "get it".......We're old! Spaw |
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24 Mar 07 - 06:17 PM (#2006151) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: McGrath of Harlow I think I'd incline to wonder whether anyone who chooses to go round like that is really fit to be in charge of a lethal machine. I imagine a lot of traffic cops might see it the same way, and decide to check. |
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24 Mar 07 - 06:41 PM (#2006169) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: bobad Aw c'mon too much is being made of this, it's an adornment not too unlike hanging fuzzy dice from the rearview mirror. |
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24 Mar 07 - 06:54 PM (#2006179) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Richard Bridge What is the empowered female driver to do? I suppose if she has one of those bumper protectors between the tow ball and the bumper, she could attach some flappy parentheses around those. Would that offend more, or fewer, people? |
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24 Mar 07 - 08:27 PM (#2006231) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: McGrath of Harlow I'd have thought driving around with ripped off testicles hanging from the back of the vehicle might be quite an appropriate indication that the driver is an "empowered female". |
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24 Mar 07 - 09:08 PM (#2006270) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: The Fooles Troupe ... and that somewhere else, there is a disempowered male... |
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24 Mar 07 - 10:12 PM (#2006313) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Bee-dubya-ell Yeah, the problem with driving around with a pair of fake plastic ovaries hangin' from your bumper hitch is that very few people would know what in the hell they were. |
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25 Mar 07 - 02:02 AM (#2006402) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: open mike well the genuine bull who "donates" his testicals for a purse, or other item no longer is... see these...http://www.hitchcorner.com/bull_balls.htm I have seen truck decor that looks more realistic than the molded plastic models...maybe made with pink suede-- keeps you guessing... i prefer propellers... http://www.hitchcorner.com/hobbies_covers.htm#propellor although they may be a bit distrating as they rotate as you drive.. |
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25 Mar 07 - 02:23 AM (#2006406) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Dickey The female equivalent of truck nuts. |
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25 Mar 07 - 03:53 AM (#2006436) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: The Fooles Troupe And I thought this thread would be about 'outlaw truckers' - and those others who disdain lawful control of the nuts holding the wheel of big trucks... |
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25 Mar 07 - 04:05 AM (#2006444) Subject: RE: BS: Truck Nuts to be outlawed From: Little Hawk It's amusing and tasteless and stupid all at the same time, but it's not worth banning. I think Shane and Don will be quite excited when they hear that these things are available. Don has a pickup truck that is in need of further decorations. |
