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30 Mar 99 - 09:33 AM (#66859) Subject: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Sean MacRuaraidh I've searched but not found ... My name is Jack I'm a necrophiliac I get frustrated, When I see them get cremated. I get irate, when I see them in the grate. It makes me chunder, when I see them six foot under. It made me mad when they buried my old dad. ... When I hear the pelvis crack. ??? rest of song please Sean MacR. |
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23 Aug 08 - 12:06 AM (#2420501) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST i get a horn, when i see a still born. |
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23 Aug 08 - 10:00 AM (#2420639) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Dave Hanson I used to be a necrophiliac.............till some cunt split on me. eric |
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23 Aug 08 - 10:29 AM (#2420652) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Michael I tried it.:- dead boring> |
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22 Oct 08 - 07:37 PM (#2473244) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,stevo! When I see a cemetary gate, I whip it out and masturbate |
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25 Feb 09 - 10:06 PM (#2576132) Subject: ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac
My name is Jack, (deddle, deddle ack) |
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14 May 09 - 12:51 PM (#2631792) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Gaz When i see a stiff i just... have to have a whiff COZ MY NAME IS JACK NANANANANA AND IM A NERCOPHILLIAC NANANANANANAN When i see a corpse... i have a feel of course COZ MY NAME IS JACK NANANANANA AND IM A NERCOPHILLIAC NANANANANANAN |
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27 May 09 - 10:37 AM (#2641916) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST My NAME IS JACK (Repeat) AND IM A NECROPHILIAC (Repeat) I Fuck Dead Women (Repeat) Cos thats where its at (Repeat) I get frustrated When women get cremated (Repeat) Buriel is a must (Repeat) Cos ya cant fuck dust (Repeat) |
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27 May 09 - 11:04 AM (#2641931) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Backwoodsman Oh. |
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28 Jul 09 - 08:35 AM (#2688695) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST my name is gus, i'm incestuous i fuck my mother and bugger my brother and when they die, i will not cry because like jack, i'm a necrophiliac |
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28 Jul 09 - 11:09 AM (#2688774) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Tug the Cox I was also worried about my multiple perversions. I went to the doctor and owned up to flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality. He said I was flogging a dead horse. |
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05 Jun 10 - 09:49 AM (#2921222) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,The good doctor my name is jack im a necrophiliac when i wanna get laid i grab my spade i get frustrated when they get cremated i get all fussed cause you can't fuck dust. |
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05 Jun 10 - 10:48 AM (#2921240) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: open mike sounds like something this guy might sing.. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Reverend-Billy-C-Wirtz/75327249111 http://www.myspace.com/rbcw |
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25 Jul 10 - 02:26 AM (#2951709) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Your mate My name is Kyle And I'm a pedophile, I fuck young bitches, till they get stitches |
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25 Jul 10 - 04:51 AM (#2951735) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: kendall Why in the hell would anyone want that? It's sick and disgusting. |
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26 Jul 10 - 02:14 AM (#2952234) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: mousethief Amen kendall |
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20 Sep 10 - 11:21 AM (#2990290) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST all wrong it goes my name is jack im a Necrophiliac da na ne ne ne clap clap clap clap i get my kicks from fucking dead chicks da na ne ne ne clap clap clap clap i get frustrated when they're cremated coz fuck is a must and you cant fuck dust da na ne ne ne clap clap clap clap enjoy XD |
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21 Sep 10 - 03:22 AM (#2990679) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Backwoodsman Grow Up. |
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14 Oct 10 - 02:23 AM (#3006604) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Esquimo Leviticus My name is Jack I'm a necrophiliac I shag dead women and I do it for a livin' |
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14 Oct 10 - 07:35 PM (#3007240) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: kendall Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself. |
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30 Oct 10 - 05:29 AM (#3019168) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST This song, quite obviously, has a broad number of versions. The version I learned years ago went through Jack and his Necrophilia, Gus and his incest, Kyle being a paedophile, Mike who was a hermaphrodite, Chris who was a Masochist, and then a variety of other people generally ending up being about other groups within the university settings, rival colleges/fraternaties... etc etc. |
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30 Oct 10 - 05:42 AM (#3019170) Subject: ADD Version: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST I think the version I learned went like this: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac My name is Jack, I'm a necrophiliac. I fuck dead women And I fill them full of semen. When I get frustrated they get cremated. Because try as I must, You can't fuck dust. My name is Gus, I'm Incestuous. I screwed my mother and buggered my brother. If they should die, I would not cry 'cos just like Jack, Im a necrophiliac. My name is Kyle Im a Paedophile I screw young bitches till they need stitches, I choke and cough when me mother tells us off 'cos just like Gus Im incestuous. My name is Mike Im an 'ermaphrodite (hermaphrodyke?) I (dont remember this bit) But I get sore, because I'm just four because just like Kyle I'm a paedophile. My name is Chris Im a masochist. I pierced my dick with a thin ice pick if it werent so blunt i'd have shoved it in me cunt 'cos just like Mike Im an hermaphrodite. My name is Lyle, Im a dendrophile (and i cannot remember this bit, something about splinters in the dick) because just like Chris, Im a masochist. Then we tended to get into other colleges who like cock rings, or other such perversions. I Would just like to add a post script here, I was not so keen on the song personally. it was just that it was sung every time the boys were on the bus... and after you have heard it for years on end, you dont forget it (mostly) |
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30 Oct 10 - 11:47 PM (#3019736) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: LadyJean I know a lot of rude songs that are incredibly funny. This isn't one of them. |
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31 Oct 10 - 10:12 AM (#3019952) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: puck well said LadyJean! P |
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01 Feb 11 - 09:16 AM (#3086576) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Even Rhyme Just a another take on the first part that we used to sing in the ol' marching days, with corrections for the Rhythm My name is Jack And I'm a necrophiliac, I fuck dead women And I fill them full of Semen. But I really get frustrated When they get cremated, 'Cause it really isn't just 'Cause you can't fuck dust. |
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18 Feb 11 - 01:34 PM (#3098100) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST My name is jack (repeat) I'm a necrophiliac (repeat) I fuck dead women (repeat) To make a living (repeat) I get frustrated (repeat) When they get cemated (repeat) Because try as I must (repeat) I can't fuck dust (repeat) My name is paul (repeat) I'm a homosexual (repeat) I like fucking bum (repeat) It makes me cum (repeat) I get frustrated (repeat) When they get constipated (repeat) Because try as I might (repeat) I can't fuck shite (repeat) My name is gus (repeat) I'm incestrious (repeat) I fuck my mother (repeat) I fuck my brother (repeat) I get frustrated (repeat) When their not related (repeat) Because try as I can't (repeat) She's not my aunt (repeat) Hope you like it guys and girls! |
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30 Mar 11 - 09:40 PM (#3125262) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Jim CHECK THIS LINK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KHXqZL_rGI |
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18 Apr 11 - 07:16 AM (#3137295) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,LOL My name is Brent I don't need consent With a shout of suprise I'm between her thighs And she screams with pain when i lock the chain cos just like chris im a sado masachist |
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16 May 11 - 05:44 PM (#3155365) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Armstrong :) My name is jack (repeat) I'm a necrophiliac (repeat) I go gave digging (repeat) And I shag dead women (repeat) I get frustrated when there cremated(repeat) I can't shag dust but try I must(repeat) My name is Gus(repeat) And I'm industrious(repeat) I fuck my mother(repeat) And then my brother(repeat) And when they die(repeat) I will not cry(repeat) Cos just like jack(repeat) I'm a necrophiliac(repeat) |
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15 Jun 11 - 05:52 AM (#3170864) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,CJR My name is jack (repeat) I'm a necrophiliac (repeat) I go down to the grave (repeat) With me bucket and spade (repeat) I dig them up (repeat) And give them a fuck (repeat) I get frustrated (repeat) When they get cemated (repeat) Because try as I must (repeat) I can't fuck dust (repeat) :) |
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17 Sep 11 - 10:36 PM (#3224967) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST another verse When she's gone and long forgotten I'll dig her up and fuck her rotten so any dirty verses man ... awesome |
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01 May 13 - 10:26 AM (#3510692) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST The version I knew had a heap of different versions and was sung to the chicken dance, even had a chorus that I can't quite remember, started with "why do they make our joys illegal" but yeah, here is what I know My name is Jack, I'm a necrophilliac Na Na Na Na *clap clap clap clap* I get my kicks off fucking dead chicks Na NA Na Na NA *clap clap clap clap* I get frustrared when they're cremated. 'Cause a fuck is a must and you can't fuck dust. Na Na Na NA NA *clap clap clap clap* My name is Kyle I'm a pedophile Na Na NA na *clap clap clap clap* I get my hots off fucking young tots Na NA Na Na NA *clap clap clap clap* Oh it's so mean, when they turn thirteen, 'Cause they get some hair and it grows down there. Na Na Na NA NA *clap clap clap clap* |
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03 Sep 13 - 06:24 PM (#3555877) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST My name is jack And I'm a necrophilliac I get real hard When I pass the grave yard |
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11 Jan 14 - 05:54 AM (#3590929) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,MTB L came across this one in the 1970 a few extra lines it may be uncanny but I like a clammy fanny some think it obscene but I like em green and this is the most gross I disembowel them with a stick and wrap their entrails round my prick I get a hard when Im in a grave yard etc etc |
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30 Mar 19 - 08:45 PM (#3985194) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,the original author Rob Gibbs I love fucking stiffs when the fanny really whiffs, And the wriggles and the squirms when the fanny's full of worms, When a woman has drowned, the fuck is really sound, 'cos when you start mounting, she squirts like a fountain. I get frustrated when a women gets cremated, when you fondle her tits they fall to bits I go round graves with a bucket and spade, to dig someone up to have another fuck |
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31 Mar 19 - 12:36 AM (#3985202) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Mrrzy I read the thread title and automatically thought, Hi, Jack! |
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13 Apr 22 - 01:40 PM (#4138982) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST Oh I'm the necrophile and everybody says I'm vile, but I'm just keeping love alive. You'll always find me at my ease in graveyards, churches, cemeteries. I'm just keeping love alive Now I come alive every night in the city matropolis, but the trouble is. The vicar doesn't like it, he says come back. There's something nasty in that sack. Yes I'm the necrophiliac, yes I'm the necrophile! |
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15 Apr 22 - 02:06 AM (#4139147) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: Mrrzy "I particularly remember a heart-warming novel [...] bout a young necrophiliac who finally achieved his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner." (A few laughs) "The rest of you can look it up when you get home." (Loud laughter) |
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29 Jan 25 - 08:16 PM (#4216231) Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: and e It is not mentioned above, but this song is "parody" of the chorus of "Jake the Peg" by Rolf Harris: I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um Listen here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imRaRW4ltOs&t=42s Another Rolf Harris song "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" is used for another bawdy song "Bestiality's Best Boys". |
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29 Jan 25 - 08:33 PM (#4216233) Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: and e My Name Is Jack Jun 20, 2007. Being led a by a young woman in a call-and-response. "Shorashim" is an organization that does tours of Israel by young Jewish Americans. Listen online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2996E18TTHE |
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30 Jan 25 - 08:47 AM (#4216255) Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: My Name Is Jack, I'm a Necrophiliac From: GUEST,Roderick A Warner Interesting obsessions…. ‘Lamentable fiddlers.’ |