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BS: Should someone tell him?

28 Mar 07 - 04:40 PM (#2009876)
Subject: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: GUEST,282RA

McCain made this statement just today. Can anybody spot the incredible gaffe?

"I am confident that given the opportunity, we can have success. The consequences of failure are catastrophic because if we come home, bin Laden and Zarqawi, they are going to follow us."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17828474/


28 Mar 07 - 04:44 PM (#2009881)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: artbrooks

Uhhhh...Zarqawi's dead?


28 Mar 07 - 04:52 PM (#2009891)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: Little Hawk

LOL!!!!! Oh, Christ...well, it's nice to have a good laugh today anyway.


28 Mar 07 - 04:52 PM (#2009892)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: GUEST,282RA

Righto, old chap. Died last year.


28 Mar 07 - 04:53 PM (#2009894)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: GUEST,282RA

Maybe Zarqawi's a zombie!!!!


28 Mar 07 - 05:01 PM (#2009898)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: Wesley S

Perhaps Zarqawi types? Maybe they all look alike.


28 Mar 07 - 05:01 PM (#2009899)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: Little Hawk

Anything is possible in the mind of someone who honestly thinks that "if we come home, they're going to follow us".

Yeah, right! As if... All those people want is for the American corporate business interests and military people and CIA spooks that have been interfering in their societies and f*cking them over since 1950 to this day to GO HOME!!!

(But it would be like asking the Romans to go home. Totally futile.)


28 Mar 07 - 05:08 PM (#2009908)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: Desdemona

Well, if Zarqawi *is* a zombie, we're in BIG trouble, 'cause he'll probably bring all his Terrorist Zombie Super-Friends along with him!

So just to be safe, I'm heading for the pub; where'd I put that baseball bat?

~D


28 Mar 07 - 05:19 PM (#2009916)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: Little Hawk

I know how zombies can be defeated, because I've been playing the game "Oblivion" (a great sword and sorcery game).

You get a flame bow. That's an enchanted bow that shoots fiery arrows. Zombies don't like fire. You put a couple of fiery arrows in that zombie, and he's kaput. A modern flamethrower or any other source of conflagration will do the job fine too, if you can't get an enchanted bow.


28 Mar 07 - 05:19 PM (#2009917)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: GUEST, Ebbie

Not to wonder what is keeping bin Laden from coming over here NOW since we ain't finding him in Iraq.


28 Mar 07 - 05:27 PM (#2009929)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: Little Hawk

Maybe he just doesn't want to... ;-)


28 Mar 07 - 08:21 PM (#2010107)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: The Fooles Troupe

Maybe he already is... in disquise as a member of Bush's staff...


28 Mar 07 - 09:03 PM (#2010138)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: Rapparee

I'm going to start the rumor that he's hiding in the mountains around Boise. That way the US will send the military to Pocatello (3 hours driving time east) and we'll get lots of that nice free government money. And they'll put troops in eastern Oregon, and they'll some of that nice free government money.

We won't miss Boise....


29 Mar 07 - 12:20 AM (#2010270)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: GUEST,282RA

Hey, yeah! And it's not like Boise would even know it's gone! Oh, this is a no-brainer!


29 Mar 07 - 12:45 AM (#2010289)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: Donuel

Oberman just told him tonight on MSNBC.

Maybe Oberman saw your post.


29 Mar 07 - 01:31 PM (#2010874)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: Little Hawk

Yes, that would provide a grand opportunity for eliminating the "Boise problem", wouldn't it?


29 Mar 07 - 04:42 PM (#2011061)
Subject: RE: BS: Should someone tell him?
From: GUEST,282RA

Number 1 rule of the "Boise Problem":

DON'T TALK ABOUT THE BOISE PROBLEM!!!