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BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers

03 Apr 07 - 11:47 PM (#2015813)
Subject: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Mickey191

Strange Stories

Man puts his 12 & 13 yr.old kids in the car trunk. They were going on vacation & his car seated only 4.

Man brings woman's body part into the police station to prove he'd killed her.

Man keeps 45 sheep in his home.

Keith Richards snorted his Father's ashes.

Folks, I think I'll be leaving this world before things _really_ get weird. Have you any interesting fillers?


03 Apr 07 - 11:49 PM (#2015815)
Subject: RE: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Peace

"Man keeps 45 sheep in his home."

Uh, what's strange about that?


03 Apr 07 - 11:52 PM (#2015816)
Subject: RE: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Donuel

my cartoon of Bush waking up in bed and saying "I just dreamed we won the war"
Laura: "What war dear?"
George: "It sounded like a bomb, um, oh yeah,
it was Grenada!"

below it a cartoon of Blair waking up in bed
"I just dreamed we won the war!"
what war dear?
"The Falklands!"


03 Apr 07 - 11:54 PM (#2015817)
Subject: RE: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I agree, Peace. Now, if it were 45 goats it would be strange.


03 Apr 07 - 11:56 PM (#2015819)
Subject: RE: BS: Odd Newspaper Fillers
From: Peace

Stud tires out

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over

Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

Man is fatally slain