Lyr Req: then he kicked me

07 Apr 07 - 06:01 AM (#2018964)
Subject: Lyr Req: then he kicked me
From: guitar

This is a song which is a parody of the song then he kissed me.

it was sung by Hammish Imlach, Gaberlunzie etc.

I would really grateful if anyone could please give me the words.

tom

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07 Apr 07 - 03:56 PM (#2019307)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: then he kicked me
From: guitar

I will wait for a couple of days and then I'll check again, and I'll keep doing that until the end of the week

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07 Apr 07 - 04:46 PM (#2019353)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: then he kicked me
From: Peace

Link here, Guitar.

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“And Then He Kissed Me”,

based he (Stan Jardine) swears, on an actual experience.
And excuse the attempts to write the vocalisations in the chorus.

“I was walking up Brownlow Hill just the other day.
I ate my fish and chips and I threw the paper away.
Then a copper came up to me
He said “That is an offence, you see.”
He took me by the arm, put me up against a wall
and then he kicked me.

Chorus:

He kicked me in a place that I’ve never been kicked before
(Oo-oo-oo-oo oh-oh-oh-oh)
He kicked me in a place I don’t want to be kicked anymore
(wah-wah-wah-wah)

He took me to the station and
he robbed me of everything that I had
I asked if I could use the phone
to call me Mam and me Dad

Then a sergeant said very well
Took me off to a private cell
He took me by the arm, put me up against the wall
and then he kissed me.
Chorus:

He kissed me in a place that I’ve never been kissed before
(Oo-oo-oo-oo oh-oh-oh-oh)
He kissed me in a place I’d quite like to be kissed a bit more
(wah-wah-wah-wah)
(The rest is best left to the imagination.)

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08 Apr 07 - 05:48 AM (#2019661)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: then he kicked me
From: Liz the Squeak

Les Barker also did a version of this. Check out his website at Mrs Ackroyd Music
but I can't remember what the title is. It's one of his earlier works if that helps.

LTS

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08 Apr 07 - 08:43 AM (#2019726)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: then he kicked me
From: Herga Kitty

Then I kicked him - on "The Beagle has Landed".

Kitty

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08 Apr 07 - 08:49 AM (#2019730)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: then he kicked me
From: eddie1

Guitar
Is this the one you're looking for?

Ah was walkin' doon the Govan Road the other day
Ah was eatin' chips and I threw the paper away
A polisman came up tae me
Says he "What ye've done is illegal ye see"
First he put ma name in his wee black book and then he kicked me.

Last night ah went wi' ma wife tae a dinner and dance
The bevvy was free so Ah steamed in while Ah had a chance
On the way hame Ah peed against the wa'
Along came the long arm of the law
First he put ma name in his wee black book and then he kicked me.

He kicked me in a place where Ah've never been kicked before
He kicked me in a place where Ah never want kicked any more.

Ah wiz tellin' ma story tae a guy named Shooie McGurk
A nice wee fella ah met wan day at ma work
Ah told it tae him then says he tae me
Ma brother's in the CID
An' if yae insult him, ye insult me an then he kicked me.

He kicked me in a place where Ah've never been kicked before
He kicked me in a place where Ah never want kicked any more.

Eddie

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09 Apr 07 - 12:38 PM (#2020522)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: then he kicked me
From: guitar

yes I think so thanks very much

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12 Apr 07 - 12:55 AM (#2022871)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: then he kicked me
From: Genie

Geez, is nothing sacred any more!?

LOL

Genie
;-d

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