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BS: Silliest Name for a City....

13 Apr 07 - 03:53 PM (#2024487)
Subject: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Little Hawk

Canadian nominations:

Banff - (in Alberta)

Guelph - (in Ontario)

Apto - (also in Ontario) Apto's not really a city, though...I think it has a population of less than 10 people, but it does have a couple of road signs.

Moosenee

Blind River

Moosejaw

Capuscasing


13 Apr 07 - 04:00 PM (#2024499)
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From: Liz the Squeak

When you think about it, Scunthorpe is pretty daft... even more so now when a lot of firewalls won't let you look for it.

LTS


13 Apr 07 - 04:02 PM (#2024501)
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From: GUEST,meself

If we're going to allow places like Apto (population: 10 - what was the Hee-Haw response? c'mon, don't pretend you don't know), I think Canada may face some stiff competition from Australia. And Wales. Heck, even the good ol' US of A. Not to mention England ...


13 Apr 07 - 04:05 PM (#2024506)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Bill D

4 corners of the US....

Tallahassee, Kennebunk, Walla Walla, Cucamonga

and one right in the middle.... Topeka


13 Apr 07 - 04:09 PM (#2024510)
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From: Bill D

oh...and there's Gas, Kansas.

and some more from that site...
http://www.gladstone.com/america/america1.html ...including Surprise and Tightwad


13 Apr 07 - 04:09 PM (#2024511)
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From: Liz the Squeak

If that's the case, I see your Walla Walla and raise you a Pratt's Bottom!

LTS


13 Apr 07 - 04:14 PM (#2024516)
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From: terrier

I've just driven through PEOVER, pronounce that any way you like


13 Apr 07 - 04:15 PM (#2024519)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Little Hawk

That would be the hind end of Tony Blair, would it?


13 Apr 07 - 04:16 PM (#2024520)
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From: Ebbie

Hey, Bill, that ain't fair. Unless I know what Indian names mean, I'm not going to badmouth those. We have enough English names to choose from.

'Boring' in Oregon was named after an early settler.

The sun often shines on 'Cape Foulweather', Oregon. (Not actually a town, though)


13 Apr 07 - 04:23 PM (#2024527)
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From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

Dimebox, Texas

What's silly about Banff? A good Scottish name.


13 Apr 07 - 04:24 PM (#2024530)
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From: Rabbi-Sol

Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico

                                       SOL


13 Apr 07 - 04:24 PM (#2024531)
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From: KB in Iowa

What Cheer, Iowa


13 Apr 07 - 04:25 PM (#2024533)
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From: Rabbi-Sol

Mouthcard, Kentucky

                                           SOL


13 Apr 07 - 04:25 PM (#2024535)
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From: kendall

Herkimer NY
Passadumkaeg Maine
Truth or Consequences NM


13 Apr 07 - 04:27 PM (#2024539)
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From: bobad

Dildo, Newfoundland.


13 Apr 07 - 04:29 PM (#2024541)
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From: Little Hawk

Schenectady, New York! Schenectady is the all-time champ of goofy sounding city names as far as I'm concerned. It is an Indian name. You can look up what it means on their website.


13 Apr 07 - 04:30 PM (#2024543)
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From: KB in Iowa

Not a town but a great name anyway - Big Bone Lick State Park

It's in Kentucky


13 Apr 07 - 04:31 PM (#2024545)
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From: bobad

I don't think the native Indians would find those names silly or goofy.


13 Apr 07 - 04:34 PM (#2024548)
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From: johnross

Humptulips, Washington
George, Washington
Mumbles, Wales (as heard on this week's "Any Questions" on BBC Radio 4)


13 Apr 07 - 04:36 PM (#2024549)
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From: Rapparee

Chicken, Alaska.
Las Putas, California.
Big Neck, Illinois (probably deserted now).
French Lick, Indiana.
French Gulch, California.
French Creek, Idaho.

Right here in Idaho let's not forget Gentile Valley, Ketchum, Headquarters, Letha, Atomic City, Movie City, Ovid, Murphy Hot Springs, both Paul and Pauline, Pingree, Santa, Sunbeam, Ucon, Tensed, and of course, Malta.

Then there's Truth-Or-Consequences, New Mexico and Showlo, Nevada.


13 Apr 07 - 04:39 PM (#2024552)
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From: Little Hawk

"Las Putas"???? That's pretty strange. It means "The Whores" in colloquial Spanish.

How about Boise? Now, there's a weird name.


13 Apr 07 - 04:40 PM (#2024554)
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From: terrier

A place not to be after dark might be Wilde Street in Suffolk, UK.


13 Apr 07 - 04:43 PM (#2024559)
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From: terrier

You might be rather disappointed if you go to BITTERLY in Shropshire!


13 Apr 07 - 04:44 PM (#2024562)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Scoville

Resaca, Georgia ("hangover" in Spanish)

Texas
Cut N Shoot
Telephone (cutting edge of technology)
Chocolate Bayou
Reklaw (because "Walker" was already taken)
Post Office (glad they even had one)
Salt Flat (famous for its scenery)

Missouri
Peculiar
Tightwad
Claycomo (located in Clay County, MO)

More listings here.


13 Apr 07 - 04:48 PM (#2024567)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Scoville

Oh, and "Y" City, Arkansas (located at a split in the road) and Splendora, Texas, which smacks of Victorian romanticism.

There was also once a Velie, Lousiana. Apparently the Velie car company, which was a division of John Deere, offered some kind of reward to any town that would rename itself "Velie", so one town did. I don't believe it exists any more; either died out or renamed again.


13 Apr 07 - 04:52 PM (#2024571)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: GUEST

Pennsylvania...hands down winner for Blue Ball, Bird-in-Hand, and Intercourse.


13 Apr 07 - 04:53 PM (#2024573)
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From: Donuel

Hiram Bingham was the 're' discoverer of Machu Pichu

Now we have Binghamton NY named after him. Also the birthplace of Rod Serling.


13 Apr 07 - 04:57 PM (#2024578)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Slag

I'm BAAAA-aaack!
Truth or Consequences changed their name ( I don't remember the former name) on a dare from the old quiz show by the same title. I think that was still in the days of radio. The earlier TV show hosted by Bob barker may have been responsible. Yup! Crazy name.

How about:
Bug Tussle OK (just south of Muskogee)
Bumble Bee TX
Winona AZ
Swindletown LA
Wee Wah NSW OZ
Weedpatch CA
Pumpkin Center CA
Button Willow CA
Woody CA
Hayfork CA
Whisky Flat CA
Hangtown (now Placerville) CA
Uncle Sam (now Kelseyville) CA

One of the weirdest places I've ever been in is California City. That sounds like an appropriate enough name, doesn't it? It's located just a little northeast of Mojave CA. There are miles of streets and curbs, sidewalks, street signs and other infra-structure but no houses! Well actually there are a few, built miles apart. There are even a few stores sprinkled here and there. I think it was the Dell-Webb Corp. that planned and sold the project to investors but there was a question of fraud and corruptions and the project was stopped and never resumed (ca 1950's).

and there is always Podunk MA!

Slag


13 Apr 07 - 05:03 PM (#2024587)
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From: pdq

Nevada has several odd Indian names including Pahrump and Winnemucca, plus the enigmatic Weed Heights. A few years ago, the eBay associate halfcom.org/ paid a small town near the Ruby Mountains to change it name to Halfcom, which it did.


13 Apr 07 - 05:03 PM (#2024590)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Scoville

Texas has a lot of odd ones:

Dime Box (allegedly named for a dime box of tobacco), Angus, Mustang, Missouri City, Texas (southeast of Houston, nowhere near Missouri), Daisetta (named for the founders' wives, Daisy and Etta), Tomball (named for a guy named Thomas Ball), Palestine (Palesteen, and if you say "PaleSTINE", you will be corrected).


13 Apr 07 - 05:04 PM (#2024591)
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From: KB in Iowa

Lake City, Iowa

Only reason this is odd is there is no lake anywhere near Lake City. There motto is even something like "Everything but a lake"


13 Apr 07 - 05:09 PM (#2024601)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: pdq

"Dime Box" sounds like a rapper.

BTW, Show Low is in Arizona, not Nevada, and has something to do with card games.


13 Apr 07 - 05:11 PM (#2024607)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Donuel

There is a town in Massachusettes with 26 letters in its one word name.

I can't spell it but my wife can with pride.


13 Apr 07 - 05:14 PM (#2024612)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: KB in Iowa

Correctionville, Iowa (on the correction line for laying out townships)
Diagonal, Iowa (so named because the two rail lines serving the town crossed diagonally)
Lineville, Iowa (on the state line with Missouri)


13 Apr 07 - 05:14 PM (#2024613)
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From: Desdemona

I've always been fond of Chipping Sodbury, which has a right silly sound but comes from Old English "caepen" for market and "bury" for "fort," presumably belonging to some old sod!

~D


13 Apr 07 - 05:18 PM (#2024619)
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From: GUEST,Ken Brock

Ordinary, VA (Ordinary used to be a synonym for an inn)


13 Apr 07 - 05:18 PM (#2024620)
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From: Rapparee

Yeah, I put Showlow in the wrong state.

There's also East Hope, Idaho. There is no Hope, no North, South, or West Hope, either. Just East Hope.


13 Apr 07 - 05:20 PM (#2024623)
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From: KB in Iowa

Rapaire, West Liberty, Iowa is east of North Liberty, Iowa. West Liberty was named after Liberty, Ohio and is indeed west of there.


13 Apr 07 - 05:21 PM (#2024624)
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From: katlaughing

There are some fun one on THis PAge including "Acme, Wyoming."

There're also "Last Chance, Colorado" and "No Name, Colorado."


13 Apr 07 - 05:37 PM (#2024640)
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From: Ebbie

No dare involved. I remember when the New Mexico town renamed iself. Here is what Wikipedia says:
"Originally called "Hot Springs", it took the name of a popular radio program in 1950, when Truth or Consequences host Ralph Edwards announced that he would do the program from the first town that renamed itself after the show. Ralph Edwards came to the town during the first weekend of May for the next fifty years."

Intercourse, (communion) Pennsylvania and Amity,(peace) Oregon named themselves in hopes of reducing the current rancor.

A "lick", of course, is a place of naturally occurring minerals, especially salt.


13 Apr 07 - 05:54 PM (#2024653)
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From: bubblyrat

I believe that the noted American author, Bill Bryson, whilst in Australia , discovered somewhere called TITTIBONG, although he doesn"t say if it is a city ( ie it has a cathedral----the usual criterion for attaining that status ) ---Does that apply in the US also ?? But who cares?? Tittibong is such a good name !!


13 Apr 07 - 06:32 PM (#2024670)
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From: GUEST,Jeff

There's a town in N. Wales commonly referred to as Llanfair. The full name in welsh is about 40 letters long...too long for me to remember. Though I think antidisestablishmentarianism is a welsh concept, yes? Or should I say, da?


13 Apr 07 - 06:49 PM (#2024682)
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From: Bill D

Dr. Phillips, Florida (named for Dr. Phillip Phillips!)

(why do I get the feeling a lot of folks are skipping earlier posts and going right to the end? There sure have been a lot of repeats.)


13 Apr 07 - 06:53 PM (#2024684)
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From: terrier

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
OK someone had to be daft enough to type it out and no, it's not a city, just a small village on Anglesey, Gwynedd. Its shortened name is Llanfair.P.G.


13 Apr 07 - 07:27 PM (#2024703)
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From: kendall

In Scotland there are three towns named:
1. Lick
2.Bunn
3. Tongue


13 Apr 07 - 07:32 PM (#2024707)
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From: Bobert

Well, I ain't too sure if this is a real town or an imaginaary town but Bob Martin wrote and recorded a great song entitled...

..."Frog Dick, South Dekota (Toilet Eat Capital of the World)"

As fir "Ordinary, Va.", yup, but other than the sign there ain't no town....


13 Apr 07 - 07:45 PM (#2024720)
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From: Jim Dixon

I sorta like Wapping, Barking, and Dorking, all places in or near London, England.


13 Apr 07 - 07:56 PM (#2024724)
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From: Don Firth

Washington State has some real doozies! Out west of Port Townsend, which sounds perfectly reasonable, one finds Pysht ("Pisht") and Sequim ("Skwim"). Vader, in Lewis County. Mossy Rock sounds like a real swingin' town.

And then there's Stinking Water, Oregon.

Don Firth


13 Apr 07 - 08:01 PM (#2024726)
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From: JennieG

There is a small settlement north of Sydney (Oz not Canada or anywhere else) named "The Letter A" - so called, I believe, because the 3 roads that make up the place look like the letter A from the air.

There are probably some doozies in Oz but at present I am suffering from The Dreaded Lurgy with accompanying lethargy, so it may take a while to look them up.

Cheers
JennieG


13 Apr 07 - 08:10 PM (#2024727)
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From: retrancer

"Toad Suck" Arkansas, really!


13 Apr 07 - 08:22 PM (#2024732)
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From: GUEST,tolerance

Kalamazoo Michigan.

But hell it can't beat Toad Suck (as mentioned above).

WHEW!


13 Apr 07 - 08:25 PM (#2024734)
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From: John O'L

Well what about Tumble Down Dick Hill, not far from Pymble and Mona Vale, but a fair way from Kissing Point.

Then there's Ward's Mistake up near Guyra, and Waikikamoocow in NZ.


13 Apr 07 - 09:52 PM (#2024762)
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From: Rapparee

There's a roadhouse between Fairbanks and Anchorage, Alaska called "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn."


13 Apr 07 - 11:06 PM (#2024778)
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From: Little Hawk

How about Goole, in England? It's the town whose streets are filled with the walking dead. At least that's what Mrs Olive Whatnoll always said.

Then there's Llandudno, Crawley, Shaftesbury, Bletchley, Buzzard, and Bude.


13 Apr 07 - 11:25 PM (#2024791)
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From: GUEST,MarkS

How about


























































How about "Spanktown". NJ?
Supposedly got its name after an altercation between husband and wife leading to .....?
But what do I know. I live in Woodstown, NJ, which is the old translation of the Indian phrase, "Wide spot in road."
Mark












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13 Apr 07 - 11:26 PM (#2024792)
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From: GUEST,Kent Davis

CITIES
Red Lion, PA
King of Prussia, PA
Front Royal, VA
Newport News, VA

SMALL COMMUNITIES
Odd, WV
Big Ugly, WV
When I was a social worker, I supervised 3 sets of Odd foster parents and 1 set of Big Ugly foster parents.

Kent Davis


14 Apr 07 - 12:12 AM (#2024808)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

Hot Coffee and Beat Four are almost next door to each other in Mississippi.


14 Apr 07 - 01:37 AM (#2024852)
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From: Mickey191

Big Indian and Tilly Foster - New York


14 Apr 07 - 01:47 AM (#2024856)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Shaftesbury is a perfectly decent name for a market town... certainly better that Piddlehinton, Shitterton or Aunt Mary's Bottom - all villages/towns in the same county of Dorset!

LTS


14 Apr 07 - 01:54 AM (#2024861)
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From: JennyO

I went through a place called Flourbag once. I think there was one building visible, at least.

I'm sure we do have a lot of weird ones in Oz, but although I don't have the Dreaded Lurgy, like Jennie G does, I have the lethargy, so I can't be arsed to look them up. I think it's post-festival slump.


14 Apr 07 - 03:57 AM (#2024904)
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From: Slag

Thanks for the missing info Ebbie. I neglected to mention No Where AZ, about half way between Boulder Dam and Phoenix. There's a body shop and towing service there but that was all I could see as it was late night when I blew through. I should have stopped and got the T-shirt!


14 Apr 07 - 04:09 AM (#2024912)
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From: alanabit

Not cities, but worth an honourable mention:
Sstudley cum Horton - somewhere in Middle England
Indian Queens - a Cornish Village
Dobwalls   -   another Cornish Village
A small village in Upper Austria (The lower sign means "Not so fast", which proves that Austrians have a sense of humour).


14 Apr 07 - 05:13 AM (#2024947)
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From: Georgiansilver

Edinburgh,,,sounds like Mr Magoo hunting rabbits. (Lovely place in Scotland)
Upper Ramsbottom...sounds like somewhere you don't want to be! (In Lancashire)
Piddletrenthide in Dorset (in the valley of the river piddle) There was a town or village called Shitterton in the same valley but it has now lost its 'H'


14 Apr 07 - 06:06 AM (#2024964)
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From: Teribus

A place signposted on the road south from Aberdeen has always amused me:

Boggindollo

Imagine the conversation.

"Where do you come from"

"Boggindollo, its a dump"

"That's nothin' mate I'm from Boggin' (insert any place name) that's even worse"


14 Apr 07 - 06:07 AM (#2024965)
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From: Megan L

We don't really do cities north of Inverness but how about some places on the road north.

Badbea
Boath
Doll
spittal
guidbest
achanarras (This last as weel as bing a place is also probably whit the best guide said after the ambush) :-)


14 Apr 07 - 06:24 AM (#2024974)
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From: Geordie-Peorgie

Are the people who live on Goole caalled Goolies???

There's a village in Kent (UK) caalled Luce and aah've always wanted to play a gig for the Luce Womens Institute or even the Luce Young Wives

Sounds like heavenly gigs

There's a village in Cornwall caalled Water Ma Trout


14 Apr 07 - 08:04 AM (#2025008)
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From: retrancer

http://www.epodunk.com/cgi-bin/genInfo.php?locIndex=59661

link to "toad suck" LOLOL


14 Apr 07 - 08:06 AM (#2025010)
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From: retrancer

http://www.swl.usace.army.mil/parks/toadsuck/


14 Apr 07 - 08:11 AM (#2025013)
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From: Liz the Squeak

There's a town in ?Cambridgeshire called Ugely (the locals pronounce it as Hugely without the h) and it possesses a large hall which is proudly displays the sign 'Ugely Women's Institute'.

LTS


14 Apr 07 - 09:19 AM (#2025073)
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From: Rapparee

Let us not forget Condom, France.


14 Apr 07 - 09:21 AM (#2025076)
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From: Liz the Squeak

I am reliably informed by a native of that country that in Denmark is a town called Middlefart. Spaw, over to you!

LTS


14 Apr 07 - 10:48 AM (#2025155)
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From: JohnInKansas

But of what use is knowing all these strange town names?

Some years back, at the WVA Festival at Winfield, Kansas, a band of loonies in one camp were entertaining some "foreign visitors" (rumor has it that they were Brits?) and started a game of naming strange Kansas places. The end result was the assigning of "camp names" consisting of first and last names which had to be Kansas towns to each of the "members" of the campground.

The "tradition" has continued for several years, but by the time we became acquainted with this particlar camp, most of the well-known names were of course taken, so it was a rather difficult task to find good ones we were willing to use, and extensive debate ensued over whether we could use names of towns that once existed but were no longer on the common maps; but success was finally achieved, after I ran the DeLorme Atlas and Kansas Gazeteer index through the scanner, OCR'd, deleted streams and rivers, and made a scholarly presentation to the adjudicating officials of the camp.

There were numerous obvious "good" names, but it didn't take long to use 'em all up.

John


14 Apr 07 - 11:42 AM (#2025198)
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From: Wolfgang

Both not big enough to be called a city, but Fucking in Austria and Wolfgang in Germany sound a bit unusual.

And why Sterbfritz (die, Fritz) in Germany has not yet changed its name into Strebfritz (quest, Fritz) as once was planned is also a mystery.

Wolfgang


14 Apr 07 - 11:44 AM (#2025200)
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From: Donuel

In Webster Massachusetts, there is Lake Chargoggagoggmanchagoggagoggchaubunagungamogg. No kidding.


14 Apr 07 - 12:02 PM (#2025224)
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From: Stilly River Sage

I posted yesterday but that comment has vanished. At the time I had beat Don Firth to listing "Pysht" Washington (it was named after Psyche, but no one know how to pronounce the goddess' name).

Bucksnort, Tennessee
Chunky, Mississippi (probably a Choctaw name)

SRS


14 Apr 07 - 12:26 PM (#2025244)
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From: Metchosin

Anhluut'ukwsim Laxmihl Angwinga'asanskwhl Nisga'a Provincial Park in BC could give the Welsh a run for their money, although they have broken it down into four words.


14 Apr 07 - 12:52 PM (#2025257)
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From: Alaska Mike

When the cartographers were mapping western Alaska, they knew that a small town was located on the southern shore of the Seward Peninsula, but did not know the name. So they just wrote down "Name" in the location, planning to go back to it later when the name was known. But the illegible handwriting won out and Nome, Alaska was on the map.

Mike


14 Apr 07 - 12:55 PM (#2025258)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Well if we're going for longest.. how's this one from New Zealand?

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

It's the longest place name in the world. It is the name given by the local Maori people, Ngati Kere to a hill to celebrate the eponymous ancestor Tamatea Pokai Whenua.

Don't ask me to say it, but as a rule, Maori words are pronounced as writ - every letter sounded. The wh sound is like saying a q without touching the roof of your mouth.


LTS


14 Apr 07 - 01:06 PM (#2025268)
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From: Stilly River Sage

On which syllable would one place the accent, Liz?


14 Apr 07 - 01:06 PM (#2025269)
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From: Becca72

I always thought Fishkill, NY was a bad place to be, 'specially if you're a fish...


14 Apr 07 - 01:19 PM (#2025273)
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From: Liz the Squeak

The first one.

:D

LTS


14 Apr 07 - 01:24 PM (#2025278)
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From: Linda Goodman Zebooker

Some years ago the company I was working for was putting a "Gazeteer of the World" on line. I did some proofing.
My favorite place was the Executive Committee Range, which consisted of "five extinct volcanoes in Marie Byrd Land, Antarctica".

At the time, I was on the board of our local choral organization. We were going through some tough times, and every time things got really bad, our five-member Executive Committee went into closed session. I could just imagine them steaming gently away in there......

Linda


14 Apr 07 - 03:04 PM (#2025336)
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From: Slag

Map makers will sometimes include a non-existent place name or village name in an obscure location as a means of detecting copyright infringement. In central California where I grew up there is a little town named Richgrove on the Poterville highway. The old Chevron road map shows another small village just north of it named Orris but Orris does not exist nor did it ever exist and yet other tiny communities in the area go unrecognized such as Columbine CA. Orris may not be a silly name per se, but silly it is!


14 Apr 07 - 03:21 PM (#2025347)
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From: Amergin

Good Grief, Idaho....

And why are towns like Paradise, Montana, always anything but?

There is Miami....in Queensland.


14 Apr 07 - 03:40 PM (#2025357)
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From: Slag

Paradise CA was originally a casino and saloon back in the day, named Pair o' Dice. Gambling was eventually outlawed and the residents wanted a tamer image, hence: Paradise! I have no idea what they could have been thinking in Montana. Froze near to death and a Grizz breathing down their necks, maybe they thought that it was all that awaited them!


14 Apr 07 - 03:47 PM (#2025363)
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From: pdq

I'm still looking for Patsy, Montana.


14 Apr 07 - 03:50 PM (#2025367)
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From: HuwG

Wales has its share of delightful towns which protect themselves from hordes of tourists with names requiring several verbal gear changes. My favourites are:

Machynlleth
Rhosllanerchrugog
Eglwyswrw
Pontycysyllte (invariably referred to as "that viaduct near Llangollen")


14 Apr 07 - 03:53 PM (#2025371)
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From: Don Firth

I worked for a few years as an announcer in a classical music radio station. Necessary qualifications for the job included some acquaintance with the music, but mainly, ability to read and pronounce words and names in miscellaneous languages other than English (even if one couldn't actually speak the language) in a manner more-or-less acceptable to a speaker of the language in question. I had no trouble with the French, Italian, and German, and I could even handle Russian names like baritone Dmitri Hvorostovsky, cellist Mstislav Rostropovich, and conductor Gennady Rozhdestvensky without chipping a tooth. (Try 'em!)

But "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu" has me completely buffaloed!!

Don Firth


14 Apr 07 - 03:54 PM (#2025373)
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From: pdq

In the army, anyone with a name like that was called "alphabet".


14 Apr 07 - 07:15 PM (#2025509)
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From: Geordie-Peorgie

Oh!!

There's a couple of Twatts in the UK

One in the Shetlands and one in the Orkneys

Mind you, The Houses Of Parliament are full of 'em


14 Apr 07 - 07:32 PM (#2025530)
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From: JennieG

Oz has lots of double names - viz:

Wagga Wagga
Woy Woy (Spike Milligan lived there)
Lang Lang
Goonoo Goonoo (pronounced Gunny Gunnoo, my grandfather worked there)
Gin Gin
Murrin Murrin

and so on......

Cheers
JennieG


14 Apr 07 - 09:24 PM (#2025582)
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From: Songster Bob

"I sorta like Wapping, Barking, and Dorking, all places in or near London, England."

I understand the Margaret Thatcher's nickname in certain circles was "Daggers," which is two stops past Barking.

There's a lake in Massachusetts (and possibly a town nearby) named Charchoggagogmanchoggagogcharbunagungamog, which was literally a peace treaty and place name at once, meaning "you fish your side, we fish our side, no one fish the middle".

And all American Indian place names translate as "big river," (except those that don't, like "Iowa," which means "us" or "here").

And I recall seeing it on TV when Truth or Consequences changed its name. That does make me old, don't it?

Songbob


14 Apr 07 - 09:37 PM (#2025595)
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From: Rapparee

Pontosac, Illinois. Seehorn, Illinois. Fishhook, Illinois. All towns along the Mighty Mississippi River....


15 Apr 07 - 12:57 AM (#2025699)
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From: Celtaddict

Besides the inimitable Bug Tussle (home of a long time Speaker of the House), Oklahoma also boasts Froggy Bottom. We of the Buck family are fond of Bucksnort, Tennessee, reputed to be site of a well-known distiller's during Prohibition; it is said people used to say 'Let's go to Buck's for a snort.' We liked Friedegg in Germany, too.


15 Apr 07 - 01:05 AM (#2025703)
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From: Little Hawk

The suffix "amog" must mean "lake" in Ojibway or something. There's a lake not too far away from here and its name is Lake Kawagashigamog.

I think it's pronounced Ka-wa-ga-SHIG-amog. If you put the accent on "SHIG" it rolls off the tongue fairly readily.


15 Apr 07 - 02:28 AM (#2025732)
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From: JohnInKansas

I was told that Sequim, Washington was considered a "Californicator Detector" for a time not too long ago. Mispronounce it, and you might not get served in some taps/bars (without someone to vouch for you).

The locals pronounce it "Skwim."

I think they selected it because even the locals can't agree on how some other places should be spoken.

John


15 Apr 07 - 07:39 AM (#2025866)
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From: Rusty Dobro

Just for info (because it's neither silly nor vulgar), longest village name in England is All Saints and St Nicholas South Elmham, in Suffolk. (Oh, and that should have been Loose, Kent, a few postings back.)

Don't trust names, though - I once went to live near Gobblecock Hall in the hopes that it would be a good omen that would last me through life. Like I say, don't trust names.


15 Apr 07 - 09:34 AM (#2025900)
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From: Little Hawk

That reminds me...east of Toronto there is an exit off the main highway that goes to "Cobbledick Road". I've never turned off to see what is there.

And then up by Blind River is the famous "Seldom Seen Road". I've never seen it either. Shane and his buddies go up there to engage in various illegal and sureptitious acts.


15 Apr 07 - 10:04 AM (#2025915)
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From: Leadfingers

Woolfardisworthy , North Devon UK , has a place name with (In Brackets) Pronounced Woolsey !!


15 Apr 07 - 10:05 AM (#2025916)
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From: Leadfingers

And thats another 100 !!


15 Apr 07 - 11:02 AM (#2025939)
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From: Stringsinger

Turkey, North Carolina

Frank


15 Apr 07 - 02:58 PM (#2026077)
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From: terrier

Cholmondely, in leafy Cheshire,UK is prounced by the locals Chumley.


15 Apr 07 - 03:15 PM (#2026090)
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From: MaineDog

I recently saw a boat that claimed to be from East Dogdish Maine (sounds ok to me, but I don't know where it is --) .

In that part of New York, "kill" means "brook", so maybe the fish are ok.
MD


15 Apr 07 - 07:29 PM (#2026297)
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From: Geordie-Peorgie

Sorry Rusty Dobro - It's this bleedin' laptop! It cannit spell for tofu!

You're reet - It IS Loose in Kent, not Luce! - Aah've still not gorra gig there though!


15 Apr 07 - 09:33 PM (#2026382)
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From: JennieG

A few more Ozzie double names:

Bong Bong (as in my grandfather's clock)
Mitta Mitta
Grong Grong (sounds like a highly susceptible part of the body to me.....Oh Doctorrrrrr, can ye tell me what's wrong wi' ma grong grong?)

More as my lurgy-befuddled brain comes up with them.

Cheers
JennieG


16 Apr 07 - 01:46 AM (#2026470)
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From: GUEST,Bruce Michael Baillie

...MIANUS obviously!


16 Apr 07 - 02:50 AM (#2026488)
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From: Slag

So far, a great thread! LH, was the a "C" or a "G" in the road name?
In Central California is a farming community named Los Banos, Spanish for "The Toilets". Depending on how long you've been driving, that may or may not be silly.


16 Apr 07 - 05:34 AM (#2026553)
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From: Splott Man

Entering Marion.

Every year I drive out to Cape Cod for the last part of June.
Leave the city by ten and you're there in the late afternoon.
On the way there's a village called Marion that you pass through.
The first time I approached it, I'll always remember the sign that came into view.
It said, "Entering Marion."
And I thought, "What a fun little sign!"
But the feeling of entering Marion
Had a kick that was hard to define...
A rapturous rush, a physical flush,
Chills up and down the spine.
For the few minutes I was in Marion
All Massachusetts was mine.

(spoken) Well, it got to be kind of an annual thing...the event that would start each vacation off with a bang!

Then one year--who knows why?--I decided to try a new route.
So I got out my map and I traced one I thought was a beaut.
After driving all morning, I came to the top of a hill,
Where a sign stood before me that promised a new kind of thrill.

It said, "Entering Beverly,"
Which was lovely and not overbuilt.
And the pleasure of entering Beverly
Far outweighed any feelings of guilt.
I could say I'm contrite but it wouldn't be right,
For the truth is that later that day,
I found myself entering Sharon.
It was there. So was I. We enjoyed it. Hey, what can I say?

By the next year I'd try any route, just for novelty's sake.
I was cursed with a thirst that no single township could slake.
Oh, at the wheel I looked calm but inside I was running amok,
When a sign in the road dead ahead sent me straight into shock:

"Entering Lawrence."
My God! I was out of control.
And I'd no sooner finished with Lawrence
Than Boom! I was entering Lowell.
Then I backtracked and re-entered Lawrence,
Then Quincy and Norton as well.
Around midnight I pulled into Athol
And flopped in a fleabag motel.

I slept fitfully in my clothing
And awoke in a pool of sweat and self-loathing.
Lying there, feeling lower than carrion,
A name came clear as a clarion.
I jumped in my car
And before very far--

I was entering Marion.
How totally, wonderfully great!
How grand to be entering Marion
After tramping all over the state.
Every sleaze-bucket burb,
Every tryst by the curb
Had really just helped me to find
I'm happiest entering Marion.
I guess I'm the Marion kind.
Oh yes, I'm the Marion kind.

John Forster
c 1988 Limousine Music Co (ASCAP)


16 Apr 07 - 07:50 AM (#2026639)
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From: Liz the Squeak

There's a town on North Island, New Zealand called Mere Mere, prounounced may ray may ray. They predictably put a sign underneath it at the beginning of December, that just says 'Christmas'.

Odd, because it actually means 'weapon' or 'the planet Venus'...

Then there's Whana Whana - to bend backwards and forwards.

Urupukapuka - grove of rangiora shrubs. Rangiora revels in the latin name of Brachyglottis Purpurea

The oddest New Zealand name I've found today is 'Mititai'. Miti - to lick and Tai - the coast.

And to drag this kicking and screaming into the music section - Harihari - a song to make people pull together in unison.

LTS


16 Apr 07 - 09:53 AM (#2026755)
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From: Flash Company

Terrier way back there mentions Peover, I used to live near there, the locals pronounce it Peever. Had a lot of fun with visiting American servicemen in wartime, particularly as there is (I kid you not) Higher Peover, Lower Peover and Peover Superior.

FC


16 Apr 07 - 10:17 AM (#2026792)
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From: Big Jim from Jackson

A TV station in Paduka, Kentucky, (a possible entry in itself) has their transmitter and tower located at a place called Monkey's Eyebrow.


16 Apr 07 - 11:08 AM (#2026858)
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From: Little Hawk

That "Entering Marion" song is really quite good.


16 Apr 07 - 12:39 PM (#2026969)
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From: Liz the Squeak

I know someone who lives in Nether Thong, and it isn't JimmyT!

LTS


16 Apr 07 - 12:40 PM (#2026971)
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From: jonm

Wyre Piddle in Worcestershire.

There was a Cornish opencast clay quarry near St Austell once, and the two remaining cottages carry its name.....

Greensplat.

Would they be Number One Greensplat and Number Two Greensplat, then, or is that just too far?


16 Apr 07 - 04:16 PM (#2027195)
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From: Les from Hull

Spittal in the Street, Lincolnshire
Wetwang, E Yorks
Cockermouth, Cumbria


16 Apr 07 - 05:57 PM (#2027284)
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From: GUEST

I live near Remlap, Alabama. It's Palmer spelled backwards. What's the point of that? I drove through Tin Cup, Colorado once.


16 Apr 07 - 08:37 PM (#2027394)
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From: JennieG

I read somewhere that Chicken, Alaska, was going to be named after the state bird - Ptarmigan - but no one could spell it.

True or not it's a good story.

Cheers
JennieG


17 Apr 07 - 04:52 AM (#2027593)
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From: Catherine Jayne

Wetwang (yorkshire)

Land of Nod (yorkshire)


17 Apr 07 - 05:38 AM (#2027601)
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From: Dave Roberts

Regarding Cholmondeley/Chumley, LTC Rolt, in his book 'Narrowboat'about his pioneering 'leisure'voyages on the British Canals, reports being taken in by this unexpected pronunciation. A short distance away he came across a village called Cholmondeston and confidently rendered it as 'Chumston' to the bemused locals, only to be told that the correct pronunciation was 'Cholmondesterton'.
Cheshire abounds with unusual place-names, of course. My favourite is the village four miles from Nantwich which still retains its Roman name, the melodious Aston-Juxta-Mondrum. I can't recall ever visiting the place. I hope it's as lovely as its name.


17 Apr 07 - 03:31 PM (#2028055)
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From: GUEST,petr

has anyone mentioned Dildo Newfoundland.

then theres Concrete in Washington
(not much there either)

I love the sound of some of the first nations names here in BC
like Keremeos, Similkameen, Kitwangaa

Petr


17 Apr 07 - 08:42 PM (#2028417)
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From: Bugsy

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu !

It's In New Zealand!


Cheers


Bugsy


17 Apr 07 - 08:42 PM (#2028418)
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From: Bugsy

I kid you, not!

CHeers

Bugsy


17 Apr 07 - 08:58 PM (#2028431)
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From: pdq

Does Goober Pedy (Australian opal center) really mean "White people living in holes in the ground"?


17 Apr 07 - 09:12 PM (#2028444)
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From: Bugsy

Coober Pedy, an anglicised version of Aboriginal words "kupa piti", commonly assumed to mean "white man in a hole".

Cheers

Bugsy


18 Apr 07 - 04:01 AM (#2028636)
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From: Rowan

Down in Coober Pedy, eating Goober Peas....

Some years ago I drove to the Burdekin Lodge (Queensland) for the Aust Archaelogy Assoc conference and was surpised to see a sign at a creek crossing that said
"Two Creek Creek No, 1"

And, blow me down, a few km further south was another sign at a creek crossing that said
"Two Creek Creek No. 2"

A few years earlier Suzette, Mike visited me in Kakadu (Northern Territory) and I was showing them the sights. These iincluded Jim Jim Falls, which can be spectacular, and are often referred to by locals as "Jim Jim". The Australian penchant for double-barrelled names got us to think about writing a song but we never got much further than

"You can call Wagga Wagga Wagga,
but you can't call Jim Jim Jim.

Cheers, Rowan


18 Apr 07 - 10:51 AM (#2028908)
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From: Alice

Two Dot, Montana


18 Apr 07 - 10:53 AM (#2028913)
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From: Alice

A few years ago, the people in little Ismay, Montana, decided they might
get more attention/economic development for their town if they renamed it
Joe, Montana.
I don't think it worked.


18 Apr 07 - 11:08 AM (#2028937)
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From: GUEST

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wank,_Bavaria


18 Apr 07 - 12:58 PM (#2029040)
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From: RangerSteve

I mentioned this in another thread a long time ago, but I'll do it again here. There's a list of names that I've collected over the years that I like to run through my mind when I'm ticked off because they make me smile. Here's a partial list:
Moonachie, Ho-ho-cus, Weehawken, Coxsackie, Woonsocket, Ong's Hat, Nether Wallop, Moose Factory, Speonk, Squankum, Skaneateles, Tonawanda, Cheektawaga, Pascagoola, Snohomish, Waxahatchie, Titicaca, and for a big finish: Naugatuck, Saugatuck, Shinnecock, Matinicock, Nantahala, Walla Walla, Mahwah, Wawa.

Skaneateles, incidently rhymes roughtly with Minneapolis.


18 Apr 07 - 01:03 PM (#2029049)
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From: Little Hawk

I lived in the Skaneateles area for 10 years and went to Skaneateles Central and Skaneateles High. The basketball team was called "the Lakers", after Skaneateles Lake. In '69 I finally escaped and moved back to Canada...


18 Apr 07 - 09:30 PM (#2029495)
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From: Bugsy

Sorry Don & LTS, I didn't see that you had both already posted
"Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu". I went straight to page 2 by mistake.

According to Wickepedia "...it translates roughly as The brow [or summit] of the hill [or place], where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid [down], climbed [up] and swallowed mountains, [to travel the land], [who is] known as the land eater, played [on] his [nose] flute to his loved one."

CHeers

Bugsy

Oh, we've go MANDOGALUP just down the road from us and I used to live in INNALOO. The standard retort when people used to make jokes about living "INNALOO" was " Better to live 'INNALOO' than 'UPPER SWAN'.

Cheers again

Bugsy


19 Apr 07 - 03:50 AM (#2029731)
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From: Tone d'F

Petts Bottom in Kent gets my vote

Followed very closely by Tittyhoe Northamptonshire


19 Apr 07 - 06:07 AM (#2029793)
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From: GUEST,Nicholas Waller

Chew Magna is a Somerset village near me. I once drove through Ae, in Scotland, which is odd but not that silly.

May I recommend "The Meaning of Liff" by Douglas "Hitchhiker" Adams and John Lloyd (producer of Blackadder). It's a small dictionary-style book that takes placenames and gives them suitable definitions. It appears to be online though I don't know how legit that is.

I like
ABILENE (adj.) Descriptive of the pleasing coolness on the reverse side of the pillow.
GOOSNARGH (n.) Something left over from preparing or eating a meal, which you store in the fridge despite the fact that you know full well you will never ever use it.
SCRABSTER (n.) One of those dogs which has it off on your leg during tea.
ULLAPOOL (n.) The spittle which builds up on the floor of the Royal Opera House.
WIMBLEDON (n.) That last drop which, no matter how much you shake it, always goes down your trouser leg.

A Mudcat-relevant example:
MELLON UDRIGLE (n.) The ghastly sound made by traditional folksingers. (It is, like the others, a real place.)


19 Apr 07 - 03:11 PM (#2030253)
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From: GUEST,Gem1

Maud, Oklahoma which is right next to Bowlegs, Oklahoma.

There is an old saying, "You have to go through Bowlegs to get to Maud."


19 Apr 07 - 06:30 PM (#2030488)
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From: Rowan

"Innaloo" and "Upper Swan" reminded me of "Pakenham Upper", which still provokes coarse responses.

"Bookem" is a one-horse town noted for its energetic cop with the radar; that's exactly what he does. "Wait a while" and "Come by chance" should also get a guernsey here, although none of the places I've mentioned is, by any stretch of the imagination, a "city".

Cheers, Rowan


19 Apr 07 - 08:09 PM (#2030570)
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From: Uncle Phil

Dry Prong, Louisiana.

Hadn't thought about Toad Suck, Arkansas in a while. Used to use the Toad Suck Ferry to cross the Arkansas River when I had friends going to school in Conway. They've got a big concrete bridge now -- lots faster but not nearly as fun.
- Phil


20 Apr 07 - 01:46 AM (#2030741)
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From: JennieG

Rowan, I think there may be a song by Jim Haynes -
"You can't call Wagga Wagga Wagga,
You can't call Woy Woy Woy......"etc.

Cheers
JennieG


20 Apr 07 - 02:52 AM (#2030762)
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From: Slag

Then there's Ridgecrest California. What's so silly about that? The fact that it sits in the Mojave Desert on a very flat plateau with no ridge or crest anywhere near it. Its right next to China Lake Naval Air Station and Ordinance Depot. What's funny about that? No lake, or at least not one that has had any water in it since the end of the last Ice Age.


20 Apr 07 - 09:33 AM (#2031017)
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From: Mr Red

Not the silliest but probably the williest - UK - in the Penines

Penistone

eat yer heart out Viagra.............


21 Apr 07 - 03:52 AM (#2031759)
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From: GUEST

Youanmi WA - population 2?


21 Apr 07 - 12:55 PM (#2032028)
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From: Mr Red

Wyre Piddle - was for many years just called Wyre until the petrol station decided they could sell more by putting up a sign harking back to pre-Victorian prudishness. "Wyre Piddle filling station". Piddle means marsh or shallow water cf puddle. There was an unsuccessful winery in North Piddle not far away - Chateau Piddle was memorable but not saleable. And since the 60's I have been looking for an area called Piddle in the Hole near Bromyard - one of those cartographers ghosts I now realise - proving they have a sense of humour.

Near where I now live there is a village called Nympsfield and I swear onother roadsign has only appeared in the last 10 years there. For a hamlet rejoicing in the name Cockadilly not a mile way. In fact years ago I sent a postcard back to work saying "camping in Nympsfield - 'scuse shaky handwriting".


The early episodes of Cagney & Lacey used an intro sequence that finished with a shot of a bridge that had a sign on it (and was it real?) that said "entering Queens"

Loved the song.......


22 Apr 07 - 07:12 AM (#2032497)
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From: RangerSteve

Yes, "Entering Queens" is a real sign. The Borough of Queens, or Queens County, is part of New York City. It's next to Kings County, which is more commonly known as Brooklyn. The names commemorate the British King and Queen who were ruling when the counties were founded back in the days when we were a British colony. Queens is where you can find the town of Flushing.


22 Apr 07 - 02:39 PM (#2032743)
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From: Fergie

In Co. Donegal in Ireland there is a town called Muff. It is on the coast so it has a diving club. They have called the club "The Divers Club of Muff"
Fergus


22 Apr 07 - 03:58 PM (#2032789)
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From: Slag

I sent out a series of post cards addressed to my self to get cancellations from towns that bore my names, Thomas, Franklin, Carter and I did another series on US towns that were named after the planets.
I'll try to find the cards but the ones I remember were Mercury, Jupiter FL, Earth, Mars, Moon. A US Postal Zip guide would give you the info. I have done this as gifts for other folks, provided I could locate a city or cities that included their name(s). It's a fun thing to do - different - and it's fun to look forward to getting some rather unique cancellations. Send a Self Addressed post card to Tombstone AZ with a note asking for their special cancellation and see what you get!

By the way! How about Tombstone for a not-too-silly name?


22 Apr 07 - 05:58 PM (#2032862)
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From: Bert

I lived in St. Ippolits once.

My favourites though are 'Turnham Green' (in London) and 'Much Hadham' in Essex.

Runners up are 'Messing' and 'Mucking' both in Essex. The 'ing' ending is Saxon for family or people thus Barking derived it's name from 'Boerca's people'

Then there are names which just sound funny like 'Stanstead Mountfitchet' or 'Stapleford Tawney' or 'Mountnessing Roding'

I guess it's obvious from this post that I lived in Essex for quite a while.


22 Apr 07 - 07:34 PM (#2032937)
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From: Bugsy

Small world Bert. I used to live in Stevenage and here we are years later, you in USA and me in AUS. I was there from '53-'66. When were you there?


Cheers

Bugsy


22 Apr 07 - 10:34 PM (#2033049)
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From: Rowan

You can't call Jim Jim Jim (or Woy Woy Woy)...

JennieG, have you got an approx date on Jim Haynes' song?
It was 1986 that Mike, Suzette and I were toying with the idea and Suzette was very active around Oz at the time.

Cheers, Rowan


22 Apr 07 - 10:56 PM (#2033066)
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From: Bugsy

just googled "Don't call Wagga Wagga Wagga call Wagga Wagga Wagga wagga" and got the following;

Don't Call Wagga Wagga Wagga

© Greg Champion/Jim Haynes
(Warner/Chappel Music Australia)

This version first released on the album Stand Back Australia

Now once I met Ted Egan legend bushman that he is
a lotta folks they know their Outback well, and Ted he sure knows his
he knows those towns with funny names, the ones that make you laugh
and when it comes to the double names, he says "ya don't do things by
half", and

Chorus 1
Ya don't call Kurri Kurri Kurri
and ya don't call Gin Gin Gin
ya don't call Mooney Mooney Mooney
and ya don't call Kin Kin Kin
ya never call Pindi Pindi Pindi
and ya don't call Grong Grong Grong
and ya don't call Wagga Wagga Wagga no sir
callin' Wagga Wagga Wagga is wrong

It's Lang Lang and it's Ki Ki Wangi Wangi and Woy Woy
and if ya call Tumbi Umbi Tumbi, well that proves your a silly boy
Cocklebiddy isn't Cockle, Duckinwilla isn't Duck
Burpengary isn't Burpen, Muckadilla isn't Muck
Uranquinty isn't Uran, and Petrie isn't Pee
you'd look pretty silly callin' Liili Pilli Lilli and Wee Waa isn't Wee,
and

Chorus 2
Ya don't call Walla Walla Walla
and ya don't call Curl Curl Curl
ya don't call Mitta Mitta Mitta
and ya don't call Wool Wool Wool
ya never call Pura Pura Pura
and ya don't call Bong Bong Bong
and ya don't call Wagga Wagga Wagga no sir
callin' Wagga Wagga Wagga is wrong

It's Terrigal not Terry, and Stanthorpe isn't Stan
Peterborough isn't Peter, Dandaragan isn't Dan
Kenebri's not Kenny, Jackadgery isn't Jack
never ever call Jimboomba Jim and Macksville isn't Mack
so now you'll all remember Ted Egan's good advice
some words are so fair dinkum that you have to use 'em twice, and

REPEAT CHORUS 1

Hope this is of some use to you


Cheers


Bugsy


22 Apr 07 - 11:36 PM (#2033098)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Bert

We were there in '64 and '65. We had lodgings in St. Ipps. while we were waiting for our house.


23 Apr 07 - 02:25 AM (#2033144)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Slag

I love it Bugsy!


23 Apr 07 - 02:38 AM (#2033149)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: The Fooles Troupe

Toowomba


23 Apr 07 - 08:21 AM (#2033316)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Splott Man

When I was in Michigan a few years back, I went to Hell and back again.


25 Apr 07 - 06:40 PM (#2035841)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Rowan

Thanks Bugsy!


25 Apr 07 - 07:20 PM (#2035873)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Bugsy

No worries Rowan

Cheers

Bugsy


26 Apr 07 - 08:07 AM (#2036170)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: Mr Red

Upper Dicker in Sussex (should have been Middlesex I guess) - there is a Stud Cottage there and a folk festival.


26 Apr 07 - 04:00 PM (#2036544)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: GUEST,blindlemonsteve

Its not a city, but it is a town in Kent,,,, SNODLAND. probably the most ridiculous name for a town on the whole planet. Everytime i see it, i think i might bump into Noddy or Big ears. only thing i have heard of nearly as silly is the "Bungle Bungles" in Australia. of which i think i might meet up with Rod Jane & Freddy.


26 Apr 07 - 04:34 PM (#2036576)
Subject: RE: BS: Silliest Name for a City....
From: BuckMulligan

How did this thread get this long without someone quoting the great Dave van Ronk's "Garden State Stomp?"

Allamuchy, Hacklebarny, Rockaway, Piscataway,
Hohokus, Secaucus, Lower Squankum, Fair Play,
Wannamassa, Succasunna, Manimuskin, Plumsock,
Bivalve, Buckshootem, Turkeyfoot, Mecanipock,
Jugtovn, Febbletown, Nummytown, Rahway,
Wickatunk, Manunk-achunk, Mantua, Mizpah,
Manisquan, Raritan, Matawan, Totowah,
Whippany, Parsippany, Penny Pot, Hackensack,
Batsto, Nesco, Metedaconk, Peapack,
Loch Arbour, Egg Harbor, Swinesburg, Caviar
Cheesequake, Boy Scout Lake, Moonachie, Tenafly,
Netcong, Watchung, Pluckamin, Mount Misery,
Bardonia, Ironia, Colonia, Weehavkin,
Menahavkin, Mantoloking, Mahalala, Pennsaukin,
Ducktovn, Iron Bound, Frelinghuysten, Lodi,
Hard Scrabble, Double Trouble, Pickatinny, Montague,
Muckshaw Pond, Okanikon, Espamong, Ocean View,
Navasink, Shabaconk, Ongs Hat, Jumbo,
Wortendyke, Water Witch, Blue Ball, Ringos,
Matchaponix, Delawanna, Wawayonda, Timbucktoo