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16 Apr 07 - 10:42 AM (#2026825) Subject: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: ced2 Where would the suppository be applied? My vote goes to K******Y but I can't admith that in public.. What do you say Eric |
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16 Apr 07 - 10:50 AM (#2026836) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: frogprince Most U.S. Navy vets would say Great Lakes Naval Training Center, in Illinois. |
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16 Apr 07 - 10:51 AM (#2026839) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Dave Hanson I can't argue with that mate, but if the world needed an enema they'd stick the tube in Bournemouth. eric |
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16 Apr 07 - 10:52 AM (#2026842) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Bill D I'm not sure...but you're going to get spelling corrections from BOTH sides of the pond! *grin* |
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16 Apr 07 - 11:06 AM (#2026855) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: John MacKenzie Sorry but, here you are. Giok Eric I was thinking of another 'mouth' town, a wee bit further west along the coast ¦¬] |
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16 Apr 07 - 11:14 AM (#2026866) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: ced2 Bill Bryson visited K******Y and he did not have many good things to say about it. Indeed he would probably agree that it would be an appropriate place for a colonic ir.... |
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16 Apr 07 - 11:59 AM (#2026915) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Mr Happy If the world had hemeroids, then we'd all have piles! & astronomers would have asteroids! |
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16 Apr 07 - 12:34 PM (#2026957) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Liz the Squeak I think I know the place you mean Giok, and having lived there (albeit temporarily), I can safely say, the place is so full of **it that you'd have difficulty finding the right hole. I could probably come up with a B hole and a C hole but I think we all know the prime A hole site...! LTS |
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16 Apr 07 - 06:15 PM (#2027306) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: mack/misophist 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC USA attn: Oval Orifice |
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16 Apr 07 - 06:26 PM (#2027319) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Rapparee Kentucky??? I mean, it's not the best place in the world, but it's not THAT bad (except for Ft. Knox and Ft. Campbell -- ask anyone who's been stationed there). |
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16 Apr 07 - 07:59 PM (#2027365) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Peace Hemorrhoids. |
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16 Apr 07 - 09:53 PM (#2027447) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Sorcha Piles and piles of piles. |
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16 Apr 07 - 09:54 PM (#2027449) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Rapparee Piles and piles of piles of piles, as the proctologist said after his stint in surgery. |
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17 Apr 07 - 01:37 AM (#2027533) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Dave Hanson By the way, if Typhoo put the ' T ' in Britain, who put the c**t in Scunthorpe. eric |
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17 Apr 07 - 02:30 AM (#2027546) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Little Hawk Blind River? |
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17 Apr 07 - 04:00 AM (#2027574) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Gurney Ooooooh, must revisit this thread when Shane wakes up! |
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17 Apr 07 - 04:32 AM (#2027587) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: GUEST,K******Y What you got against Keighley? It's got Timmy Taylors Brewery and the Worth Valley Railway. There are people who would give their right arm to live there. |
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17 Apr 07 - 05:54 AM (#2027605) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: ced2 There is a saying from K******Y that was unwisely repeated on one of the episodes of the League of Gentlemen. Most regrettable, most regrettable. I suspect those who give their right arm to live there are probably resident in Rampton. |
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17 Apr 07 - 06:44 AM (#2027632) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: gnu KY would help, I suppose. |
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17 Apr 07 - 06:54 AM (#2027637) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Rog Peek This reminds me of the rhinoceros in the song 'The Wild West Show': Here we have the rhinoceros, the richest animal in the world. It's name comes from 'rhino' meaning money, and 'ceros' (pronounced sore arse) meaning piles. Put together rhinosorearse means piles of money! "We're going to the Wild West Show, Never mind the weather, as long as we're together, We're going to the Wild West Show! There, needn't be in the B.S. catagory atall. |
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17 Apr 07 - 07:08 AM (#2027649) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemeroids From: Dave Hanson There are NO bleedin rhinoserhorses in Keighley, now stop being silly. eric |
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17 Apr 07 - 11:30 AM (#2027855) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Mr Happy .........not forgetting the oomigoolie bird!! |
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17 Apr 07 - 12:44 PM (#2027900) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Leadfingers When I was attempting to pacify the Middle East in the 1960's , we used to say that Aden was the Arsehole of the World and R A F Khormaksar was ten miles up it !! |
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17 Apr 07 - 03:10 PM (#2028035) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Georgiansilver Not forgetting the Red Pepper bird....eats red pepper, drinks red pepper and flies backwards to keep its 'a...' cool..... good one for a haemorrhoid thread. |
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17 Apr 07 - 03:14 PM (#2028040) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Liz the Squeak And the leopard.. there's a spot on the leopard for every day of the year.. What's that ma'am? Leap Year?? George, lift up the leopard's tail! LTS |
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17 Apr 07 - 04:08 PM (#2028082) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Georgiansilver All these memories of my days playing Rugby Union...has anyone ever done a thread on rugby songs...probably eh? |
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18 Apr 07 - 08:54 AM (#2028792) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: ragdall In keeping with the topic, from George Bowser and Ricky Blue's "Working Where The Sun Don't Shine (The Colorectal Surgeon's Song)" We praise the colorectal surgeonMP3 of the song |
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18 Apr 07 - 10:25 AM (#2028876) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: ced2 'ey Eric 'ow do you know there are no rhino-sore-a***s in K******Y. Bet there are. We can be a load of miserable b*****s tha knows. Sithee Ced |
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18 Apr 07 - 06:22 PM (#2029327) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: RangerSteve I was in the Navy from 69 to 73, and I'd like to suggest Norfolk, VA, but I understand it's been improved since I was there. But of all the places I visited overseas in my Navy days, it's probably a toss-up between Naples, Italy and Montego Bay, Jamaica. Wait, I forgot Izmir, Turkey. |
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18 Apr 07 - 06:43 PM (#2029347) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Bee-dubya-ell I'm predisposed to dislike large cities. Pick one. It doesn't matter which one. Anything with a population of over a million. Who said the world has to have just one hemorrhoid? |
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19 Apr 07 - 02:08 PM (#2030185) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: ced2 I didn't K******y has several, indeed some, but I hasten to add not I, would say numerous if not infinte. Sithee |
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19 Apr 07 - 04:53 PM (#2030387) Subject: RE: BS: If the world had hemorrhoids From: Donuel When things go down the tubes and people dig a black hole of Calcutta they can't get out of, preparation H balm is always at the ready. |