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18 Apr 07 - 11:46 PM (#2029597) Subject: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bert Well I can't run because I wasn't born in The USA. So who is up for it? I'd even vote Republican if Doug R was running. |
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18 Apr 07 - 11:50 PM (#2029602) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D oh, what the heck...I'll take the job.....then I'll draft a Mudcat cabinet to do the real work. |
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18 Apr 07 - 11:51 PM (#2029604) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: jacqui.c I was just thinking of nominating Bill D, then I saw that he had already volunteered. |
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18 Apr 07 - 11:57 PM (#2029611) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D LOLOL...a groundswell! (I actually RAN for state senate in Kansas 35 years ago...and won one precinct!) |
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18 Apr 07 - 11:59 PM (#2029613) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D (gee, Jacqui...I guess YOU get to be my chief of staff, since you see my virtues! |
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19 Apr 07 - 12:01 AM (#2029615) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Peace Was the pluralization of virtue a typo? Da da da da da da da da da da da da |
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19 Apr 07 - 12:03 AM (#2029618) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: jacqui.c And very nice virtues they are too Bill. I'll accept the job - it does mean I can be very bossy, doesn't it? |
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19 Apr 07 - 12:05 AM (#2029620) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D nawwww...*grin*..'virtue' is a different sort of label....kinda of a sweeping moral generalization! I ain't got that. |
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19 Apr 07 - 12:06 AM (#2029624) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D you betcha, Jacqui! VERY bossy!...we can find a job for Kendall, too..maybe head of Justice! |
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19 Apr 07 - 12:08 AM (#2029625) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D (this all looks fine...but I gotta tell you, I've been running for Emperor of the Universe for years! As soon as I explain my full platform, I don't get ANY votes!) |
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19 Apr 07 - 12:09 AM (#2029626) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D We need more nominations! |
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19 Apr 07 - 12:13 AM (#2029630) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bert No, Peace! Bill D has many virtues; why he can even sing. ...We need more nominations!.. You've gotta be kidding I'm already having problems choosing between you and Jacqui.c |
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19 Apr 07 - 12:34 AM (#2029643) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: jacqui.c LOL. |
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19 Apr 07 - 12:49 AM (#2029654) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: katlaughing Bill day for Prez...YES!!! But, only if I can be the Federal Psychic in charge of the Dept. of Peace!**bg** |
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19 Apr 07 - 01:13 AM (#2029664) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bert OK kat, you've got the job. |
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19 Apr 07 - 02:33 AM (#2029702) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: JennieG Can I be the Ozzie Ambassador? Cheers JennieG |
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19 Apr 07 - 07:58 AM (#2029837) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: jacqui.c Ferrarra would definitely make a first class First Lady! |
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19 Apr 07 - 08:50 AM (#2029867) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: George Papavgeris Bill D, will you be providing your own moniker? (did I spell this right?) |
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19 Apr 07 - 09:52 AM (#2029917) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: freda underhill aaagh.. Bill D you would be a great Pres. After seeing Romuald et Juliette I bags cleaning lady. |
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19 Apr 07 - 10:17 AM (#2029947) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Amos I want to be Secretary of Symbols, Rhetoric and Philosophy. I'll just suck up the Homeland Security budget and staff so no extra costs. A |
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19 Apr 07 - 10:26 AM (#2029966) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Donuel The White House bowling alley would be converted into a wood lathe workshop and a trail of wood shavings would leave evidence of Bills coming and going no matter how the white house staff tried to keep up. |
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19 Apr 07 - 10:29 AM (#2029968) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: George Papavgeris I believe it is customary to have a Press Secretary or spokesman with a Greek surname (Stefanopoulos etc), so can I put in for that? |
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19 Apr 07 - 10:57 AM (#2030001) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Dan Schatz Bill certainly has the political skills. Wood turners are masters of spin. Dan Schatz |
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19 Apr 07 - 11:19 AM (#2030039) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D *grin*.....I can see there will be no dearth of helpful suggestions. "Bill D, will you be providing your own moniker? (did I spell this right?)" Close enough. (and because of your creative spelling, you would be a FINE press secretary!) There would need to be an extensive analytical testing process to determine the right moniker! Perhaps multiple monikers would be needed for various occasions. |
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19 Apr 07 - 11:24 AM (#2030043) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: MMario Will you introduce a bill to replace our current national anthem with the Key of 'R'? |
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19 Apr 07 - 11:25 AM (#2030045) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Midchuck No one who wants to be President should be elected under any circumstances. Peter |
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19 Apr 07 - 11:37 AM (#2030060) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: pdq Nobody who has wooden bowels can be president. Wooden teeth are OK. |
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20 Apr 07 - 09:07 AM (#2030989) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Liz the Squeak I reckon Chongo should have a go... let's face it, he can't make a bigger cock up of it than the present incumbent is doing can he? LTS |
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20 Apr 07 - 10:03 AM (#2031053) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: jacqui.c He's better looking - and probably further up the food chain - as well. |
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20 Apr 07 - 10:24 AM (#2031081) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Amos YEah, but, guys, seriously now...he's imaginary. Not only that, he is Canadian imaginary! And to top it all off, he was imagined up only a few years ago. So forget about the Chongo for President idea. A |
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20 Apr 07 - 11:22 AM (#2031142) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Liz the Squeak Whaddaya mean, he's imaginary? Hell.. what am I going to tell his children now? If an Austrian muscleman can be the Governator of Californicate, then an imaginary Canuck ape can be President of the USA! Unless he's from Quebec... LTS |
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20 Apr 07 - 03:00 PM (#2031369) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D We had a pro wrestler as Gov. of Minnesota, and a country songwriter as Gov. of Oklahoma....we have had crooks and racial separatists (Faubus, Wallace) and categories too scary to mention...*grin*... I think we are an equal opportuniy country...ANY fool can get elected. Hey...maybe I have a chance! |
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20 Apr 07 - 03:08 PM (#2031376) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Joe Offer Now, for us to have a Canadian as President, we'd have to annex Canada - right? -Joe- |
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20 Apr 07 - 06:23 PM (#2031493) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Amos Yeah, but I don't think imaginary animals qualify as citizens. My deity Harvey tried for years to get a passport, but they couldn't figure out how to get his picture int heir. Besides, the President has to be physically at least 35, I think, although it is obvious mental age is no barrier. A |
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20 Apr 07 - 06:34 PM (#2031498) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Richard Bridge Well the incumbent Mudcat rulers have not, of late, displayed the judgment of Solomon, so I have a different suggestion. Reverse the declaration of independence and I'll play King George, and send the US army into Ireland. Then I'll get them to send the Rev Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams into Iraq. That should solve those problems. Maybe the Mudcat rulers could send the Shambles to Afghanistan. |
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20 Apr 07 - 06:38 PM (#2031500) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Don Firth Need a Secretary of Beer? If so, I'm willing to serve. Don Firth |
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20 Apr 07 - 07:05 PM (#2031518) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: frogprince "Now, for us to have a Canadian as President, we'd have to annex Canada - right?"-Joe- "Then conquer we must, when our cause is just"-Star Spangled Banner- |
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20 Apr 07 - 07:26 PM (#2031544) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Peace "Need a Secretary of Beer? If so, I'm willing to." Look. You wanna be the Secretary of Beer or you wanna be the waiter? |
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20 Apr 07 - 07:26 PM (#2031545) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Amos Send Sham to Afghanistan???? I can see him now, writing editrials against the censorship of wives. I can even see his head rolling arond in the dust, complaining for a brief final moment about it being deleted from the rest of him. A |
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20 Apr 07 - 08:52 PM (#2031608) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D why, Amos! (you made me chuckle!) |
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21 Apr 07 - 06:55 AM (#2031836) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Listen you guys, Afghanistan has quite enough problems already. DT |
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21 Apr 07 - 05:25 PM (#2032195) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Liz the Squeak Oh go on, let him go.. we shouldn't be so selfish and keep him all to ourselves - share the joy!! LTS |
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21 Apr 07 - 10:05 PM (#2032342) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bill D ...but...but...the Geneva convention! |
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21 Apr 07 - 10:08 PM (#2032347) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Bert Hey...maybe I have a chance... None whatsoever, you're not a fool. That was a cheap shot Amos, I thought better of you. |
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21 Apr 07 - 10:14 PM (#2032352) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Rapparee My chapeau has been encicled since the 2004 election for US President. My platform is quite simple and is as follows: 1. Since I'm only in it for the retirement benefits, I promise (in writing) to retire the first day I'm eligible for them. 2. I'll do my very best not to screw it up too badly until then. |
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22 Apr 07 - 07:25 PM (#2032926) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Ebbie I'd vote for that platform, Rapaire. |
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23 Apr 07 - 05:37 AM (#2033227) Subject: RE: BS: A Mudcatter for president From: Liz the Squeak It's a lot more sensible than some I've read! LTS |