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Contrived Pub names

02 May 07 - 06:00 AM (#2041082)
Subject: Contrived Pub names
From: Betsy

I was just sending a message re "Tap and Spile" reverting back to the Station.The Tap and Spile is a fairly good name ,but the worst I can remember was in Twickenham many years ago - changed names since I believe - called the Hedgehog and Stump.
Incidentally a Twickenham pub has also one my favourite pub names "The Cabbage Patch " (and I don't follow Rugby).
And , don't you just hate all that crap about Purveyors / Fine Ales etc especially when they only have bog-standard beer and lager.
One of our well known Folkies always hated the Pub sign "The New Inn" he used to go crackers when he saw that name .
What's your most disliked pub name ?


02 May 07 - 06:02 AM (#2041087)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Leadfingers

The Sign outside a good old pub that really annoys me is 'MacDonalds' !!


02 May 07 - 06:07 AM (#2041092)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: greg stephens

The changing of a perfectly good old pub name to the "Scruffy O'Hooligan" type of name used to annoy me, but I'm glad to see some are now reverting to their old names.


02 May 07 - 07:00 AM (#2041116)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

I feel that way about Wetherspoons.

Now Wetherspoons do great beers, they do fantastic food at sensible, family friendly prices, and they don't do loud shouty music often... but they're generic. You can go into a Wetherspoons in London and find exactly the same fayre as a Wetherspoons in Skegness.

Rarely now are the pubs being called by their proper names... the one nearest us is actually called 'The Millers Well' but is universally known as the Wetherspoons opposite the town hall. Then there's the big Wetherspoons in Stratford (E15), or the little one in Forest Gate. These are respectively, the Golden Globe or ?the Cutter (can't actually remember but it is some ship or other).

Everywhere you go now, you get huge companies taking over places and turning them into generic, cloned, identical places, where you are offered the same food, the same selection of beers and the same 'serve 'em quick and get 'em out' style of service. It's not just the pub names that are contrived (the 'Slug and [insert vegetable] chain springs to mind) but the whole 'friendly local' aspect that's as fake as the plastic beams and Chinese repro horse brasses.

LTS


Some of the contrived names are amusing - the Frog and Radiator is a jolly juxtoposition of the sublime and ridiculous, but others are just plain


02 May 07 - 07:43 AM (#2041136)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Bernard

Occasionally names are changed to reflect colloquial usage...

A pub in Bolton, Lancs, had its name changed to 'Sally Up Steps' because that had been its local nickname for many years, due to the number of steps leading up to the front door. Sadly, it closed some years ago and is now a Chinese restaurant... I think it was originally the Stanley Arms.

Another Bolton pub (with a spectacular panoramic view) is Bob's Smithy, supposedly named after the blacksmith who spent more time in the pub than he did at work!

Possibly unique is the Spinner & Bergamot, Comberbach, Cheshire, which is named after after two famous race hourses owned by the local gentry of nearby Marbury Hall in the late 1700s.

They were very successful, and made a fortune for the Smith Barry family who also owned the Spinner Pub. It became the Spinner and Bergamot because they believed that the pub gave them good luck and fortune...!

Or so the story goes...


02 May 07 - 07:48 AM (#2041140)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Splott Man

I like The Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower in Ashtead. Is it still there?


02 May 07 - 08:01 AM (#2041150)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

There's a Faltering Fullback on the A40 in west London... never did work out why except it is a huge sports pub.

LTS


02 May 07 - 08:06 AM (#2041151)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

A number fell out.. that should be the A406, better known as the infamous North Circular!

LTS


02 May 07 - 08:12 AM (#2041155)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Geoff the Duck

Some are contrived but acceptable. A number of years back, in Badford, near the university there opened a new pub. It was a building which hadn't previously been a pub. The new pub was named "Delius lived next door". It was in the old Victorian house which was next door to one where the composer, Frederick Delius once lived.

I always found the Scruffy Murphy's chain particularly racially offensive. If someone had opened a food outlet named Greasy Abdul's they would have been prosecuted for the name.
Quack!
GtD.


02 May 07 - 08:14 AM (#2041156)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: GUEST,Elfcall

The Faltering Fullback used to be called 'The Cock' and was a local landmark in Palmers Green because it has a bus garage behind it and buses would often terminate there - and have 'The Cock, Palmers Green' on their destination boards. It is at a major road junction.

I never liked the pub whatever it was called!!

Elfcall


02 May 07 - 08:49 AM (#2041182)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: GUEST,By eck

The Commerical in Esholt (Yorkshire) was the Woolpack in Emmerdale, before they moved and built a set in THE grounds of Harewood house. It has now changed it's name to yes you've guessed ...... the Woolpack.

The Fleece in upper Eldwick was locally known as Dick Hudson's and it has now changed to that name


02 May 07 - 10:19 AM (#2041270)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Leadfingers

The Lamorna Inn (Twas down in Albert Square) was a 'known ' Smugglers pub , and was always referred to as 'The Wink' .


02 May 07 - 10:52 AM (#2041295)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Mr Fox

The Rat and Parrot has always annoyed me for some reason as does The Slug and Lettuce (though I suppose it tells you what your bar meal is going to be like) and contractions of original names like turning The Queen Victoria into Vicky's Bar.

There was a Frog and Radiator in Greenwich - on the corner of Trafalgar Road and Tunnel Avenue. It has now reverten to it's original name, The Ship and Billet.


02 May 07 - 10:54 AM (#2041297)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: stallion

Here in York we have a pub name changed to it's knickname The Unicorn Inn is now the Corner Pin It would be interesting to see if some of the other knicknames get adopted "The Spread Eagle" - "The Dead Beagle", The Brigadier Gerrard - The Belgrano. A recent quiz question in the local pub asked what one pub was called in 1992, we went through half a dozen names before making a selection, we wrong and we had not even considered the correct answer! Does anyone know if "The Labour In Vain" in Yarnfield Staffs is still open, it has always struck me as the strangest name for a pub.


02 May 07 - 11:01 AM (#2041303)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Betsy

These are all pretty good names with the exception of the Faltering Fullback and The Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower which don't easily fall off the tongue .
Spinner & Bergamot, doesn't fall easily off the tongue but it has genuine roots !!!!
Love 'Sally Up Steps'.
I agree wholeheartedly with Geoff the Duck, about Scruffy this and Dirty (or Durty) (or Dutty) that - all shitty contrived names.


02 May 07 - 11:03 AM (#2041305)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Menno

If ever I start an Irish pub, I shall call it "The Craic House".


02 May 07 - 11:15 AM (#2041310)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Kevin Sheils

LtS

Good guesses at the JDW pub names but the Stratford one is The Goldengrove and the Forest Gate one is The Hudson Bay.

I think your guesses sum up Wetherspoons in general, so similar that they are not particularly memorable so tend to get referred to as The Wetherspoons and the names are forgotten

I'm not sure why I remember the Stratford one as I've only been there once about 10 years ago. Been to the FG one more often and probably remember the name as one of the regular friends I went with was called Hudson.


02 May 07 - 11:35 AM (#2041338)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Y_Not

Where I grew up the local pub was THE FARMERS ARMS and it was almost a tradition that as soon as the landlord replaced the "M" in ARMS the kids would nick it again.


02 May 07 - 11:36 AM (#2041339)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Rog Peek

Back in the sixties (the post Beaching era) in Malmesbury, Wilts they changed the name of 'The Station' to 'The Flying Monk' after Elmer the monk, who made himself a pair of wings and flew off the top of Malmesbury Abbey. I believe the first recorded instance of man flying. They say he flew quite a distance, mostly downwards, although he did land some distance away breaking both of his legs.
The pubs name was changed following a re-enactment of Elmers flight by the army, via a line stretched from the top of the Abbey to the ground to celebrate an anniversary of the original event.

The pub name was quite unique and sadly the pub has gone now, making way for a housing development.


02 May 07 - 11:54 AM (#2041348)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Vixen

Here on t'other side of the Pond we have very few interesting pub names, showing nowhere near the originality and charm of English pubs. The two exceptions that spring to mind are "No Place" and "The Village". I have always thought that the idea behind those two was to disguise where you had been and/or where you were going.

V


02 May 07 - 04:36 PM (#2041610)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

I knew it was the Golden Grove... I just didn't spell it that way!

There is a pub in Lychett Minster, Dorset, with a name most people think is totally modern and silly - St Peter's Finger. It's actually older than the building which is at least 200 years old, and is a corruption of St Peter ad Vincula. It's known in the local area as 'Pete's Digit'.

LTS


02 May 07 - 07:26 PM (#2041785)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Geoff the Duck

Anybody know if the "Little Pub Company" is still running in the Midlands. Mad O'Rourke's Pie Factory at Tipton and others such sa the little Sausage Factory at Cradley Heath were well worth a visit for novelty value.Pub chain mottoes included
"The customer is always wrong" and "Drink harder and faster"
I recall once having Black Pudding Thermidor - described on the menu as "like lobster thermidor, but with black pudding".
Quack!
GtD.


03 May 07 - 04:07 AM (#2041995)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Splott Man

The Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower's name certainly goes back to the 60s, thus predating the trend for silly contrived names. I don't know how much further back it goes though.

Didn't Mike Harding start this trend in his monologues in the early 70s, or was he just heading up something that was already happening? I remember the Pig and Ball Bearing in one of his pomes.


03 May 07 - 04:23 AM (#2042005)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

There's the Green Man and French Horn in St Martin's Lane, just off Trafalgar Square, London. Expensive but has proper beer, great food and a cute barman. No idea how it got it's name but it's been there for many many years.

LTS


03 May 07 - 04:43 AM (#2042014)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Bugsy

Here in Perth WA we have a few "English" & "Irish" pubs.

Moon & Sixpence
Elephant & Wheelbarrow
Slug & Hare
JB O'Reilly's
Durty Nelly's
Rosie O'Grady's

To name but a few


Cheers

Bugsy


03 May 07 - 06:20 AM (#2042067)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Mick Tems

There's The Moon And Sixpence at Tintern, in the Wye Valley, and The Goose And Cuckoo about three miles from Llanover, Gwent, with a breathtaking view and a good reputation for real ale - both ancient inns with ancient exotic names. I must digress, however - at the beautiful Breton village of La Cheze ("ville fleurie") there's a little bar, standing opposite the river, which is called (translated from French): "It's Better To Drink Here Than Over There". Good thinking...


03 May 07 - 06:22 AM (#2042069)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

Then of course there is what is reputed to be the oldest pub in the UK, 'Ye olde Trip to Jerusalem'... One wonders when it acquired the 'Ye Olde'...

LTS


03 May 07 - 06:33 AM (#2042075)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: GUEST,Bainbo at work

I'm glad to say that - after that spasm a few years ago of renaming pubs, and fitting them all out from the smoked-glass-and-chrome catalogue - most of the ones near us have reverted to their original names. I say glad, because the new names included The Pink Domino; Porcupine Park (used to be the Queen Alexandra); and the Ginger Giraffe.

The annoying thing, though, is that with the return to the original names, there was a fortune spent making the pubs look like they always had done in the first place. Only this time round, it's all fake.


03 May 07 - 06:36 AM (#2042078)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: GUEST

we have a "moon and sixpence "in whitby.its a wine bar! i like the "first in last out "in whitby. its a good name for a folk venue, dont you think?

          old salty X


03 May 07 - 06:40 AM (#2042086)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: GUEST,Nicholas Waller

Mention of the French bar above reminded me of a bar in the Dordogne village of Allemans called L'Arsenic, though I don't know why.

My friend Pinky, who lives in Allemans, is prone to asking "Do you fancy one up the Arsenic?"

Nick


03 May 07 - 06:41 AM (#2042087)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Mick Tems

Years ago The London Inn, Swansea, changed its name to The Swansea Jack, in memory of a dog who was not only a good swimmer but a good life-saver as well. As a founder member of that late lamented group, Swansea Jack, I heartily endorse improvements designed to remember the band's (and the dog's) name!


03 May 07 - 07:38 AM (#2042108)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Betsy

I suppose there's only a couple of dozen cloned names (i.e.Scruffy , Durty etc ) and those terrible ones which Bainbo mentioned.
The Elephant & Wheelbarrow is plain silly and I suspected that there were more of them about - but - there appears not. Just unusal names with (usually)nice stories about their roots, so, I take their lead.........
There used to be in South Croydon(think it was South)when I worked their in the 60's, a pub with the name The Swan and Sugarloaf.
I'm sure it will have proper "roots" and I've always found it to be the type of name that the inventors of contrived names couldn't come up with. Does that make sense ?


03 May 07 - 02:58 PM (#2042537)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

There's the 'Ship and Shovel' near Dagenham.... there but for a typographical error...

It's got a picture of a steam ship on it, so I suppose that is how it got the name.

LTS


03 May 07 - 04:36 PM (#2042621)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: RoyH (Burl)

The Swan and Sugarloaf in Croydon hsd a folk club. I remember singing there but can't remember when. Burl


03 May 07 - 04:42 PM (#2042627)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Peace

"Purveyors"

The last purveyor of any ale is the sewage system.


03 May 07 - 05:22 PM (#2042655)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: TheSnail

At least Weatherspoons has a traditional sound to it. Some of the other pubcos are pretty cringeworthy. I keep seeing Innbusiness on pub signs and the Royal Oak in Lewes is run by a company called Pubsulike.


03 May 07 - 09:39 PM (#2042831)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

Thing is, most of those nasty pubcos are subsiduaries of the same big three companies.

The local one here is the East London Pub Company... dedicated to painting nice tiled buildings orange, and putting nasty boring signs up instead of proper pub signs.

LTS


04 May 07 - 03:26 AM (#2042938)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Bugsy

There's "Our Mutual Friend" in Stevenage. It's a new-ish pub and was named after the original "Our Mutual Friend" was demolished in the '60's. That one had been there for well over a century. As Charles Dickens used to stay in Stevenage and wrote some of his novels there (reputedly) I wonder, which came first?
The Book or the Pub??

Cheers


Bugsy


04 May 07 - 05:14 AM (#2043000)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: The DeanMeister

I always liked "The Packet Inn" on the banks of the Chesterfield canal in Misterton.


04 May 07 - 08:52 AM (#2043116)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Dick The Box

A friend in Abbots Bromley referred in passing to "The Jewish Pub". When I asked which one it was I was told it was the Coach & Horses, or the Kosher Horses as they pronounce it......


04 May 07 - 11:15 AM (#2043227)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

No one has mentioned the Firkin chain in the UK. They started off with the Goose and Firkin, then added more pubs to the chain. They all have 'and Firkin' in the name but the later additions to the chain started to get a bit contrived. I can understand the Friar and Firkin, near an old abbey; the Flintlock was a bit less easy to understand, but I passed one today in Hornchurch - the Flatling and Firkin... what the hell is that about?

I recall with longing and much regret, the passing of the Phantom and Firkin, in Plaistow, and their house beer, 'Spook'. My kidneys do not share the sentiment.

LTS


04 May 07 - 11:30 AM (#2043242)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: manitas_at_work

perhaps the Fatling and Firkin?

Hornchurch was a centre for leather trade and nearby Romford had a large cattle market well into the last century.


04 May 07 - 11:35 AM (#2043250)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

That's more likely, but it's still contrived and not at all obvious to those who know nothing about young cows being fattened for slaughter...

I was driving past and trying not to knock little old ladies over so I didn't see the name properly.

Ordinarily I wouldn't have bothered avoiding the little old ladies but your mum was with me in the car so I thought I'd better be sensible.

LTS


04 May 07 - 12:22 PM (#2043298)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Lonesome EJ

I would like to humbly offer my suggestion for a colorful pub name..how about "The Merkin and Firkin"?


04 May 07 - 03:00 PM (#2043367)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: GUEST,Frug

Geoff the Duck.........yes the Pie Factory is still going in Tipton and now boasts on its menu Chicken Balti Pie

Frank


04 May 07 - 03:30 PM (#2043391)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Bainbo

Liz - re the Firkin chain

The one in Newcastle - fornerly the Barley Mow - was called the Fog & Firkin. It overlooked the Tyne. Fog ... Tyne ... d'ye see? A vaguely folky link.

Anyway, it is no more. It's now called Stereo.

(Links are to reviews from The Burglar's Dog, a hugeley opinionated and entertaining site.)


04 May 07 - 04:24 PM (#2043433)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: emjay

Okay, not what you'd call a pub, just an "out the road" bar, but owner called it the Pole Lock Farm. His name was Ski Rebishke. Later he added a few hotel rooms above and called that the Hill Ten. Closed now and owner gone.
And there was a restaurant and bar a few miles away called Nobody's Inn. Name has been changed to something unremarkable. They made a lot of different plays on the name Nobody's. Can't remember anything special right now, but the food was pretty good.


04 May 07 - 10:34 PM (#2043627)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Bonecruncher

In Bournemouth two adjacent pubs were knocked into one and renamed "The Goat and Compasses". Wadworths, the brewers, were trying to get away from the old names, the Pembroke Arms aand the Pembroke Shades, which had become synominous with the drug-taking community.
The name was the winner in a competition for the brewery's workers.

In Wiltshire, near Melksham, is "The Tipsy Toad".

Colyn.


05 May 07 - 01:31 AM (#2043680)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

Ah goats... near my office is a pub called the 'Goat and Boots'. Absolutely no idea why, there were no goat pens nearby, neither were the boots made from goats... it's a 'city' pub - no beer, expensive lagers, cheap shots and no garden.

LTS


05 May 07 - 03:18 AM (#2043702)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Mikefule

Presumably "Moon and Sixpence" is something to do with the full moon looking like a sixpence held at about arm's length. You know: they're both round and silver and, um... well that's it really.

Somewhere (Grantham?) I've see a Dew Drop Inn.

In Long Eaton (and no doubt other places near canals) there is the mildly amusingly named Barge Inn.

In Grantham there is a "Muddle Go Nowhere" which sounds like it might be a local expression, although I don't know.

I dislike it when a traditional nick name is officially adopted by the pub. Contracting a name - "Queen Victoria" becomes "The Queen Vic" or "Vicky's" - is even worse.


05 May 07 - 03:59 AM (#2043713)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Strollin' Johnny

"The Sweyn Forkbeard". Used to be a row of shop premises in our town centre. Acquired by JD Wetherspoon and turned into a big barn where young ne-er-do-wells assemble in order to sup pints of lager two at a time to impress their friends, sport with the sundry young ladies (or 'slags' as the lads are wont to refer to them) gathered there, fuck and blind at the tops of their voices, and challenge one another to bouts of fisticuffs.

Sweyn Forkbeard was the son of King Canute (s/be Knut, I believe, but hey-ho!), and was the leader of the Gainii tribe of vikings who founded the town by camping on the small hill overlooking the River Trent.

Here endeth the lesson, back in the cupboard under the stairs now...............


05 May 07 - 04:04 AM (#2043717)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Manitas_at_home

The penny has dropped! the Fatling and Firkin used to be the Bull. Even though the name is contrived in this case they are acknowledging the history of the place.


05 May 07 - 05:48 AM (#2043778)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: GUEST

That's more like it .I suspected they were there amd Lo! they ARE ....Fatling and Firkin,The Sweyn Forkbeard ,Goat and Boots (sheep shagging?),The Tipsy Toad,The Goat and Compasses,Goose and Firkin - awful.
I wouldn't arrange to meet anyone in any of these pubs as would be embarrassed to place any of these names in sentence.
I liked "Our Mutual Friend" ,though,I suppose they all could be reduced, as in, "I'll see you at the Friend".
Mikefule triggered a memory with Dew Drop In.
I remember doing a gig many years ago near Bolton as I recall, at a place called the Last-Drop Inn.
So what you say ? Not very outstanding, well, the hotel ( and a tiny complex) was owned by Pierrepoint ( was it Albert?), who was as most of you will know ,was Britains last official Hangman - and still is, for all I know !!!.


05 May 07 - 06:28 AM (#2043799)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

There's worse... there was a pub in Dorchester, whose original name I no longer remember, but was changed in the early '80s to 'The Country Gentleman' and outfitted to look like the sort of place you took other people's wives to.

It didn't take long for a new abbreviation to form, and believe me, it wasn't 'I'll see you in the Gent'...

LTS


05 May 07 - 09:09 AM (#2043868)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Betsy

Liz , as Dick Emery used to say "You're VERY naughty, but I like you!" you reminded me of Garbutt singing Warwick Hunt.


05 May 07 - 09:52 AM (#2043882)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Kevin Sheils


05 May 07 - 09:55 AM (#2043885)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Kevin Sheils

I must have hit the submit in error.

I was not referring to a pub called The Blank, honest.


05 May 07 - 11:23 AM (#2043932)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: GUEST,Nick

Waston & Holmes. Don't know if it is still there in Rome NY. Even more annoying than the name was that they carried the theme troughout the menu with cutesy name like the Hound of The Baskervilles Sandwich, often you had to read the whole description befor you could figure out if you asked for The Dancing Man you were ordering a BLT.


05 May 07 - 11:41 AM (#2043941)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Geordie-Peorgie

The Wetherspoon's in Southampton is caalled "The Giddy Bridge" but aah'd hev te gan back in there te read why it's caalled that again. It's summat te de with a real bridge anyways!

Lonesome EJ!!! The MERKIN & Firkin??? Can ye eat it??? Ye rude buggah!! Ye might get a hair in your beer Man! Made uz laugh anyway


05 May 07 - 09:12 PM (#2044284)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Adrianel

I don't know how contrived it is, but there used to be a "Frog and Nightgown" on the Dover road in South London. We used to point it out to the children, if they were still awake, driving from the Ostend ferry on visits home.
I heard the derivation of the "Goat and Compasses" was "God Encompasseth Us", but it sounded a bit of a stretch.
In North-West London (?Harrow) there was "The Case Is Altered". I heard it used to be a brothel, run by an Italian (or Spaniard), known to the clientele (also mainly Latin) as "Casa Saltera" - roughly "the joint is jumping".
It's nice to find someone else who knows what a merkin is. I always got strange looks in cinemas laughing at the President's name in Dr. Strangelove; even with the giveaway surname of Muffley, very few people get it.


06 May 07 - 10:52 AM (#2044593)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: bubblyrat

The last time I looked at the pub that used to be the HQ of the long-lost New Express folk-club in Bournemouth , it had metamorphosed into the Goat and Tricycle, not the Goat and Compasses,and,being just up from the Triangle , was very -um- " gay" ( In the modern sense of the word ).The last time I visited Nottingham ( probably 1968 ! ) , the " Trip to Jerusalem " was just that-----No "Ye Olde " !I mean, it"s Bleedin' Obvious !! Why put Ye Olde ?? Sad to relate, In Henley -on-Thames, to which I have but recently relocated, there is , in the town centre, an accursed " Slug and Lettuce " , but at least JD Wetherspoon have retained the name of their acquisition, The Catherine Wheel in the main drag ( Hart Street ).I also note that "The Black Boy", on the way in to Henley from the A4, is now called " Black Boys Inn", presumably as some kind of PC compromise ? Although the shop " Asquith's Teddy Bears " , at the top of New Street, has a whole window relating to AND displaying----GOLLIWOGS !!!
There is hope for us yet ,in this troubled land !!


06 May 07 - 12:17 PM (#2044636)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Liz the Squeak

'The Case is Altered' is in Eastcote, not too far from Ruislip.

LTS


06 May 07 - 07:45 PM (#2044873)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Geordie-Peorgie

Bubblyrat!! Apparently it's aallreet te sell them little black-faced dolls, dressed in aall the colours of the rainbow, again but ye hev te caall them 'GOLLIES'

The name originates from the large 'O' shaped mouth showing a surprised expression (as in "Oh Golly!!")

Aah hev te say that aah had one, me sister's bairns had one but my bairns never did becos they wez withdrawn to pacify the PC crowd.

They ARE popular with kids of aall ages again - My eldest (She's 20) went oot and bought one cos she's never had one. She says it's the only instance she can claim me as bein' a crap dad! Aah nivvor bought her a Golly.

Aah also knaah a VERY un-PC joke aboot one and if ye PM uz aah'll send ye it


07 May 07 - 03:58 AM (#2045050)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Kevin Sheils

From memory of when I lived in Wealdstone 76-78 approx there were two Case is Altered pubs locally, one near Harrow Weald and one in Eastcote/Ruislip area. That may have changed of course.


07 May 07 - 06:15 PM (#2045551)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Herga Kitty

No Kevin, there were 3 The Case is Altered - one in Wealdstone, one in Eastcote and one in Old Redding.

Kitty


08 May 07 - 03:42 AM (#2045862)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Kevin Sheils

Thanks Kitty

I don't know Old Redding so I guess that's the one I didn't know about!

The Wealdstoen one is the one I called Harrow Weald, I thought it was further up the road but it was a long time ago.


08 May 07 - 05:50 AM (#2045919)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Geoff the Duck

There's a fairly useful if not comprehensive list of pub names on Wikipedia. It explains some of the old pub names and mentions some of the new contrived variety with explanations of some of the wittier ones.

Some of the names people think are contrived are actually pretty legitimate. Origind for the Goat and Compasses is definitely under dispute, and will probably never be known for certainty. Just remember that most people could not read, so the pub sign was painted as a picture. Some of the names used derive from what the locals thought the picture looked like rather than what the painter thought he was depicting.
Lots of pubs were named after trade guilds and used their "coat of arms". The cordwainers guild had goats on its arms (the trade was shoemaking) so the Goat and Boots may not be particularly contrived.

Albert Pierrepoint was born in the village I grew up in. There is a good article in Wikipedia about him, his father and his uncle (also hangmen). According to Wikipedia, the pub near Oldham, which Pierrepoint ran was named "Help the Poor Struggler". Perhaps it had been renamed in later years?
There is also a recent film about Pierrepoint, starring Timothy Spall.
Quack!
GtD.


08 May 07 - 05:53 AM (#2045921)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Geoff the Duck

In Normanton there is a pub (not a new renamed one) named Hark to Mopsey. The pub sign has fox hunters in full red jackets.

Quack!!!
GtD.


08 May 07 - 09:56 AM (#2046106)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: GUEST,faith

the Corner Pin in Long Eaton is a name that makes me giggle to myself, due to the fact that the pub is situated on the corner of the high street and the Market place. it has, for years, had some kind of resemblance to "the Corner pin" in different variation, except when it was turned into an irish theme pub called Shift oshays.
If anyone else has any info on the pub, id like to kno.
:D


08 May 07 - 11:31 AM (#2046173)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Bernard

Pierrepoint also was publican for a time at the Rawsons Arms, Farnworth (near Bolton, Lancs), which was just around the corner from my house. The pub was always referred to locally as 'The Stumps' or 'The Stump', referring back to some stumps which were used for tying up dray horses during deliveries.

It was a 'calendar pub' - 365 panes of glass, 52 rooms, 12 staircases, 4 floors (including cellar!) and other calendar-related features I can't just recall. It seems it was built to be a private girls' school, but the money ran out so it became a pub instead, conveniently situated by the Farnworth and Halshaw Moor railway station.

In the mid 1980s I ran a folk club there, and again in the mid 1990s. It wasn't doing very well as a pub, and was pulled down following a (convenient?!) fire around 2000.


09 May 07 - 02:41 AM (#2046757)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Herga Kitty

Kevin - 32 High St Wealdstone, HA3 7AB (not far from Peel Road). The others are HA3 6SE (Old Redding) and HA5 2EG (Eastcote)!

Kitty


09 May 07 - 04:22 AM (#2046805)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Lady Nancy

The Elephant & Castle in Holmfirth - is it still going? Will it be a venue for the Festival of Folk this weekend?

Keighley's Weatherspons is called the Livery Rooms and - ha ha - it is in the old Temperance Hall!

My local years ago in Dewsbury was called the Bath. When I once left a note saying is was in the Bath, my pal spent ages terrifying another bedsit dweller by hammering on the bathroom door.

LN x


09 May 07 - 05:14 AM (#2046831)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Doktor Doktor

Who remembers the Whore's Bed in Noarridge - great for Jazz.


09 May 07 - 05:23 AM (#2046836)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Pilgrim

In Stalybridge we are proud to have the pub with the longest name in England; The Old Thirteenth Cheshire Astley Volunteer Rifleman Corps Inn.

Pilgrim


09 May 07 - 10:41 AM (#2047021)
Subject: RE: Contrived Pub names
From: Geoff the Duck

Of course, in my day nobody felt it was necessary to actually change the name on the pub sign to call it by some other name. The Fleece at High Eldwick (already mentioned) at one end of a long footpath across Ilkley Moor (with or without your hat) was always referred to as Dick Hudson's despite the official name. In Holmfirth, isn't The Nook actually named the Rose and Crown? In Beverley, Nellies also had a real name (White Horse?).
Quack!
GtD.