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BS: Happy Birthday Kendall

09 May 07 - 11:16 PM (#2047553)
Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: jacqui.c

Many happy returns for the 10th to my darling husband.

The Old Geezer hits 73 this year but you wouldn't know it. He has spent the past week plumbing in an ensuite toilet and vanity because we got let down by the plumber. This despite the fact that he has never tackled a plumbing job before and he had to spend most of the time in the crawlspace area of the cellar, bent almost double whilst working.

The guys at Ace Hardware have become friends with the number of trips to the shop and the advice he has elicited from them. I have learned a few more curse words (he really has a very original vocabulary in that respect) and even more respect for his abilities. SINSULL has material for another parody on Peter Kagan, which will be eagerly awaited.

The job is now just about finished, just a few finishing touches to do but he's still getting paranoid about possible leaks. All dry today so far. We will go out for a meal to celebrate his birthday with his adored granddaughter and SINSULL tells me that she has juct the right gift for him.

Live long Kendall and die happy - you deserve it.


09 May 07 - 11:28 PM (#2047557)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Deckman

Kendall, Merry birthday greetings to you. And as a "SPECIAL BIRTHDAY GIFTY", I'll offer the salutation in Finnish: "HAUSKAA SYNTOMAPAIVA!" CHEERS, Bob


09 May 07 - 11:39 PM (#2047564)
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From: Barry Finn

Happy birthday Kendall, now you can flush! Twice!

Barry


09 May 07 - 11:54 PM (#2047571)
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From: TRUBRIT

Oh Kendall -- the very happiest of days to one of my favorite people. I still remember meeting you when you turned up with Sinsull to look at a house (she was buying not you ...) and all I could say was --- 'are you Kendall Morse, THE Kendall Morse...... oh my, please sit next to me and talk while I totally ignore my client and relegate her to the back seat of the car.....'

And what a pleasure it was to come to your house to list it for you and find is stuffed with wonderful music -- yours is the first house (apart from mine) that I have found Eric Bogle music in!!!!

And to have become part of your circle of friends and to really get to know you (and Jacqui, Tami, Sinsull, Curmudgeon, the Bat Goddess etc) - a delight. OK - have a I been sycophantic enough.....?????

Long may you celebrate your birthday!! Here's to many more!


09 May 07 - 11:59 PM (#2047576)
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From: Seamus Kennedy

Happy Birthday Kendall - and many more.
Please may I come and shit in your new toilet? Pretty please...

Seamus


10 May 07 - 12:01 AM (#2047579)
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From: TRUBRIT

Seamus - what a lovely way you have with words!!!!!!


10 May 07 - 12:16 AM (#2047584)
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From: Bert

...he had to spend most of the time in the crawlspace...

Ya finally got him where he belongs.



Live long Kendall and die happy - you deserve it.


10 May 07 - 12:22 AM (#2047587)
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From: Dan Schatz

I can't wait to hear the new parody - in the meantime, enjoy your birthday, Kendall!

Dan Schatz


10 May 07 - 12:43 AM (#2047598)
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From: Amos

Well, I am very surprised to hear you are having another one of these damned birthdays, Kendall. Just when I am about to catch up with you, too. But on the whole I prefer you keep it up, and I am sure Jacqui agrees with that. So have a riproaring foine buthday!


A


10 May 07 - 12:46 AM (#2047605)
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From: katlaughing

Happy Birthday and may you survive Sinsull's "just right" gift!

Thanks for being here, Capt.!

luvyakat


10 May 07 - 01:33 AM (#2047622)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: KT

He's a salty old sailor who's lived on the seas......

and.....

a very fine musician and storyteller, a kind and gentle man, an enlightened spirit and a cherished friend. And a pretty durn good plumber, too, I hear....

In the vernacular of, uh, somebody.......Kendall, YOU TOTALLY ROCK!

Have a wonderful birthday! I'll raise a glass to you! (Might even fill it with somethin!)

KT


10 May 07 - 02:28 AM (#2047634)
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From: Herga Kitty

Have a great birthday!

Kitty


10 May 07 - 02:44 AM (#2047640)
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From: MBSLynne

BIIIIIIIIIG hugs and kisses Kendall! Happy Birthday

Love Lynne


10 May 07 - 02:56 AM (#2047654)
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From: Micca

Happy Birthday Kendall, My old mate, and many more, yours is a much-cherished friendship,
Tune "Courting in the Kitchen"

" Come all brave men and Bold, and to me pay attention
Don't take up DIY its the Devils own invention
Kendall had some leaks so he called in a Plumber
but he was left in the lurch which was an awful Bummer

with me tooral-ooral-ey
and me tooral-ooral addie
with me tooral-ooral-ey
and me tooral-ooral addie

Kendalls pipes were shot, said "they've leaked down at the back, see"
the plumber got annoyed told him stick it up his jacksie
So Kendall, not deterred, went to the Hardware store
now he goes there every day for more , and More and More"

There may be more!!


10 May 07 - 02:58 AM (#2047655)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: TRUBRIT

Micca - ok -- I am working out the time differences -- what are you a) doing up to late or b) doing up so early.......


10 May 07 - 02:59 AM (#2047656)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Micca

TB it is 8 am!!! I am getting ready for work!!


10 May 07 - 03:07 AM (#2047660)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: TRUBRIT

OOps - have my time zones crossed...it is 3 am here and I am heading to bed. Have a great day, Micca.....


10 May 07 - 03:43 AM (#2047686)
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From: Scooby Doo

Happy Birthday Kendall!!!
Scooby.


10 May 07 - 04:06 AM (#2047701)
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From: Essex Girl

Happy Birthday Kendall, and many more of them..


10 May 07 - 04:26 AM (#2047715)
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From: Megan L

Hmmmmmmm is it not a bit suspicious when a wife ends her birthday wishes with "Die happy" ;-) makes you wonder whats she's planning.
*evil grin*

have a good one lad but remember birthday cake should not taste of musrooms :-P


10 May 07 - 04:53 AM (#2047737)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,skarpi from work

HAPPY BIRTHDAY enjoy it

all the best Skarpi Iceland


10 May 07 - 05:45 AM (#2047778)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Sandra in Sydney

Kendall, birthday greetings from Oz to you!

sandra


10 May 07 - 06:18 AM (#2047798)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: SussexCarole

Happy birthday to our favourite 'Grumpy Old Git' - we just loved that T shirt!

Love & hugs Carole & Andrew xx


10 May 07 - 07:41 AM (#2047854)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Morticia

Happy Birthday, Cap'n and many, many more of them. I am wondering if crawl space is a euphemism for cellar?


10 May 07 - 08:24 AM (#2047906)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: gnu

Ahoy Cap'n. Long may your big jib draw.

Drink lots of cold water and walk slow, eh!

Gary


10 May 07 - 08:31 AM (#2047916)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: MMario

The important question is, will Jacqui let him out of the cellar for his birthday?

Kendall - I am counting on you to make my father look like a young whippersnapper - and he has hit 90 and still going strong. The happiest of b'days and Many many many many many more


10 May 07 - 08:52 AM (#2047924)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: jacqui.c

He's out the cellar. We went to breakfast at Becky's Diner very early and then took Seamus to the beach for a run.

We got back to find that SINSULL had left his birthday present, a moose wine bottle holder! I'll take photos later. He asked me where we should put it but I declined to make a suggestion.

Terri - the crawl space is a part of the cellar. Part is normal height but the majority is only about 4'6" high and murderous to get abut in and that was where he had to work.


10 May 07 - 09:13 AM (#2047958)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Alba

Warmest of wishes being sent from me to you on your Birth Day Kendall.

I hope Your day and Your year ahead is filled with Health, Love and Happiness.
{Perhaps later Barbie and the Ken Doll Girleez will pop in with a Birth Day cheer for you!}!
Much Love to You and Jacqui, as always,
Jude


10 May 07 - 09:21 AM (#2047966)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Becca72

Happiest of birthdays to my dad. I love you!


10 May 07 - 09:38 AM (#2047995)
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From: My guru always said

Happy Birthday Kendall! Many Happy Returns!
Hil


10 May 07 - 09:40 AM (#2047997)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Dave the Gnome

All the very best Capt'n. I have no spiced rum in the place but I shall raise a glass of white, a glass of red and a bottle of Theakstons in your honour tonight:-)

Cheers

Dave


10 May 07 - 10:07 AM (#2048020)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: beardedbruce

Happy Birthday!


See you at the Getaway- Hope you have your new(old) CD out by then


10 May 07 - 01:04 PM (#2048203)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,SINS at work

Happy Birthday, Captain!

His comment on the moose: "It could have been worse." So I guess he almost likes it.

But he did like the bumper sticker - "My Labrador Retriever is smarter than your Honor Student"

UKers may need an explanation.


10 May 07 - 01:20 PM (#2048213)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Georgiansilver

Happy Birthday Kendall...will remember your birthday as it is also my grandsons....5yrs old today...
Best wishes to you and jacqui...Mike.


10 May 07 - 02:40 PM (#2048279)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: open mike

happy happy day and many more
i am glad i met you and pleased
that mr and mrs kendall have been
to my house!
or is it mr and mrs jacqui?!
I (Y heart) labs, too!


10 May 07 - 02:47 PM (#2048286)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Rapparee

Oh, okay. Happy Birthday, Kendall. May you have more and may your boat always float, especially if you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off shore.


10 May 07 - 03:19 PM (#2048306)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: el_punkoid_nouveau

Hey, Happy Birthday Kendall! I still have good memories of that first session in the Turks...

epn


10 May 07 - 03:52 PM (#2048337)
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From: fat B****rd

All the best from Charlie.


10 May 07 - 04:01 PM (#2048350)
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From: kendall

I thank you severly for all your good wishes.


10 May 07 - 04:44 PM (#2048388)
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From: Cats

Happy Birthday, Kendall love kathy & Jon


10 May 07 - 05:21 PM (#2048428)
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From: Beer

All the very best.
Beer (adrien)


10 May 07 - 07:02 PM (#2048558)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: RangerSteve

My secret Santa sent me one of your tapes last Christmas. It is one of the best recordings I've heard in a long time. I hope there are more to come. Happy Birthday.

Steve


10 May 07 - 07:19 PM (#2048564)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: karen k

Kendall,
Many happy returns of the day. I hope you enjoy your day and the moose. Love the bumper sticker. Happy birthday and many, many more.

love ya,
karen


10 May 07 - 07:32 PM (#2048567)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Jeri

I just got to this thread.

Happy birthday, old friend. I hope your plumbing works ok.

Love,
Jeri


10 May 07 - 07:33 PM (#2048568)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Bobert

Fanged, Capt'n... Din't you juct have one of these things just, ahhhh, a little while back???


Oh well, hope it was a glorious... Didja' get out yer harpoon an' chase Jacqui 'round the RV with it... Well, if not, it ain't too late...

Okay, maybe it is...

But nevermind that harppon stuff... Have a happy one and don't firget to take you a couple smooth shots of Scotch... Good fir the "next" birthdays, I hear... Keeps ya' "young an' able to buzz all night long..."

That's what I hear...

I wouldn't know...

Bobert


10 May 07 - 07:36 PM (#2048569)
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From: kendall

Jeri, my plumbing is in excellent condition!


10 May 07 - 07:50 PM (#2048648)
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From: GUEST,Dani

Happy Birthday, Dear One.

Here's a thought to go into a new year with, seen on a car the other night: Wag More. Bark Less.

PS: Nice that you can add plumbing to the list of things Jacqui loves you for ; )

Dani


10 May 07 - 07:52 PM (#2048652)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST

Happy Birthday Kendall! Were it possible, I would send you via Federal Express a Llama but Fed Express balked at the idea. Oh well, have a good one.

Bobert, I think it's a bit presumptious to suggest what Kendall should do with his harpoon.

DougR


10 May 07 - 08:20 PM (#2048664)
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From: Bobert

Well, Dougie, accordin' to the Capt'n hisself, he knows what to do with it...


10 May 07 - 08:20 PM (#2048665)
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From: maeve

And a very "Happy Birthday" from me as well, my friend.

Love,

maeve


10 May 07 - 08:32 PM (#2048671)
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From: The Fooles Troupe

Hiipo Birdie....


10 May 07 - 08:52 PM (#2048681)
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From: GUEST,Nancy King at work

Hoo-ee! I almost missed the boat!

Happy birthday, Kendall -- I hope your day has been every bit as grand as you could wish, and that you'll have many more.

Nancy


10 May 07 - 09:16 PM (#2048699)
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From: Severn

Oh Kendall Boy
The pipes, the pipes are calling....

And if you ever finish your plumbing, Jaqui has some pruning for you to do. I know it just sounds like more past-overdue plumbing, much in the way that a mouldy fig is not a good date any more, but it isn't like that.

But after all that, the piper will finally get paid, the Kendall will be lit up and hopefully won't be too plumb tuckered out to be properly tuckered in for the night, and a good birthday celebration will have been had by all.

Complete with some spare best wishes from Laurel Maryland. Happy Birthday!


10 May 07 - 09:27 PM (#2048703)
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From: curmudgeon

Ahoy Kendall -- Birthday greetings coming your way from one old fart to an elder fart !

-- Tom & Linn ( a younger fartess)


11 May 07 - 02:10 AM (#2048824)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Hope it was a happy day dearest...

XXX

LTS


11 May 07 - 03:57 AM (#2048924)
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From: John MacKenzie

I've been away so a belated HB from sunny Scotland, hope you had a good one, and that Jacqui let you out of the cellar for the occasion.

Regards Cap'n

Giok


11 May 07 - 04:22 AM (#2048946)
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From: bfdk

Belated also from here, sorry I missed it yesterday!

Happy Birthday, Kendall

Best wishes,

Bente


11 May 07 - 06:35 AM (#2049020)
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From: GUEST

Hope it was a good one Kendall, I'm celebrating belatedly tonight, still wondering whether to go for the Fred Astire or Sid Vicious look! Perhaps Ill go for the Donovan look, I have a hat!
Cheers, Lucy


11 May 07 - 08:18 AM (#2049095)
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From: freda underhill

happy birthday Kendall

hugs to you and jacqui

xx freda


11 May 07 - 09:30 AM (#2049163)
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From: jacqui.c

As promised, the photo.


11 May 07 - 09:53 AM (#2049189)
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From: beardedbruce

"It prompted the remark "Do we know any sane people?"

We're both still thinking about that one....... "


I will bet you know at least one- but can you figure out who it is, and agree about it?


11 May 07 - 11:05 AM (#2049241)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Micca

jacqui, I expect it looks even stupider sillier with a bottle in place?


11 May 07 - 01:39 PM (#2049351)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Midchuck

You'll have to wait for your present 'till we get over there. Fortunately, we travel through NH, where it's cheap.

Peter


11 May 07 - 01:53 PM (#2049368)
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From: Susan A-R

Late, as usual, but heart felt. Happy Birthday to you.

I was actually thinking of you this noon. The Church of the Crucified one in Moretown VT is undergoing rennovations. The volunteers working on the church dropped off lunch for the staff of WDEV, an amazing radio station here in Vermont, and promised to do so again tomorrow if Ken Squire (the fellow who owns the station) will play "I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore" on his "Music to Go to the Dump by" program tomorrow morning. That song is popular with the most amazing folks.

Anyway, wishing you a belated Happy Birthday, and many more.

Susan


12 May 07 - 06:08 AM (#2049802)
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From: Ron Davies

Happy birthday Kendall (even if I'm late). Your version of "Lorena" on an early album (Lower Lights?) is still the standard by which all others are judged.   Among other reasons, it's the only one I know that lets the song unfold--and does all 6 verses. I've been thinking how ironic that is that a quintessential Down-Easter did the perfect rendition of a song often associated with the South.

And your versions of your stories are also immortal (typed" immoral" first--maybe it does pay to proofread after all)----especially the one about "Let's pretend we're married".

May you long continue to grace our lives---and Mudcat.


12 May 07 - 06:46 AM (#2049823)
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From: kendall

Ron, what a priceless comment! Thank you so much.


12 May 07 - 06:47 AM (#2049824)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Ron Davies

Kendall--You richly deserve it--and many more.


12 May 07 - 06:56 AM (#2049829)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Ron Davies

Kendall--

Rita Ferrara and I (separately) sing "Lorena"--all 6 verses---quite a bit--and I bet that's due to your influence. It sure is in my case--and I try to take a measured pace--trying to emulate you. It's a great song to climb a hill with--on my walk to the Metro every weekday. It's 4 long songs or 5 short songs to the Metro. And with " Lorena" it's definitely 4.


12 May 07 - 08:31 AM (#2049875)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: kendall

I first heard this one by Tennessee Ernie Ford back in the late 50,s, but he didn't sing all of it. Too long for a standard LP. Then I got the rest of it from an old book of songs.
I changed one word, from the heart THROBS on, to beats on, and I heard John Hartford sing it "beats" on.

That's one of the many things I like about Folk Legacy; they will record the whole song regardless of its length.


12 May 07 - 09:15 AM (#2049897)
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From: Ron Davies

Kendall--

You're right--too many labels think they have to abridge a song to make it acceptable--and I'm not talking about 120-verse ballads. I understand that National Geographic abridged "Richmond is a Hard Road To Travel" in its LP about the Civil War--even though the original--9 verses, I think, is full of great information--and some humor. They cut it down to about 5, I think--it was a local singer, Andy Wallace, who sang the song on the LP --and he does a dynamite version--the whole thing. Labels just have to have a little more confidence that their audiences actually like the songs--and want to hear them all the way through.


12 May 07 - 09:34 AM (#2049904)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: kendall

It's kinda like putting some money into a vending machine and getting half a cup of coffee.