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12 May 07 - 06:32 PM (#2050203) Subject: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver One wonders whether leather or weather are safe messages for mudcat. Could be heather, tether, feather...................... |
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12 May 07 - 07:22 PM (#2050234) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: RangerSteve I'd like to respond to the above. but I'm all in a dither. |
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12 May 07 - 07:37 PM (#2050243) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Sorcha Now listen here, I ain't talkin' bout no female sheeps! I leaves that up to Giok!!! |
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12 May 07 - 09:55 PM (#2050323) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Rapparee Or not. I dunno. |
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12 May 07 - 10:54 PM (#2050343) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Ebbie I used to have a wether. |
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12 May 07 - 11:00 PM (#2050347) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: heric This appears to be a reasonably appropriate thread for a SISSY BOY SLAP PARTY (It's a rather large video. And its intense.) |
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12 May 07 - 11:35 PM (#2050358) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: GUEST,Janie Feather. I think feather is definitely safe. Ummmmm....not so sure, now that I think about it....feathers and leather, could be kinda kinky, ya know? |
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13 May 07 - 04:05 AM (#2050433) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak Some people are allergic to feather, so probably not... Heather is a plant, that gives off pollen.. lots of people get hay fever so that's out.... Leather comes from animals and that will upset the vegetenarians amongst us... (not to mention the Hindus) We COULD talk about nethers... Nether Cerne is quite pretty, hidden in a fold of the hills on the River Cerne, 8 cottages and a tiny church - very Merrie Olde Englande and scores 1000 pieces on the jigsaw scale (the higher the piece score, the cuter the village/harbour/kitty/steam train/ancient farming method). Nether Wallop isn't too bad, (500 pieces) but it's got a very busy road straight through the middle of it (so has Middle Wallop) so isn't really nether any more. Nether Thong is a village and not a piece of JimmyT approved underwear. Ah... we're on to underwear. Nether garments... some people get a bit upset about people talking pants, so maybe that's not so safe... Tethers.... leather tethers? Nope, we're back to the kinky stuff again and you know how that gets some people riled... Zithers anyone? LTS |
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13 May 07 - 11:41 PM (#2051105) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: GUEST,Eduard Feather dusters and tubs of fuzzy green beans. Wonder What people hoard? If so, check this site out: http://understanding_ocd.tripod.com/hoarding1_what1.html |
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13 May 07 - 11:43 PM (#2051106) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Rowan So, Liz, whither a safe topic? Cheers, Rowan |
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14 May 07 - 12:37 AM (#2051121) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: GUEST,leeneia If I had my druthers, 'twould be Smothers Brothers. |
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14 May 07 - 12:49 AM (#2051126) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Gurney Sometimes the weather be cold, and sometimes the weather be hot, whatever the weather, we'll weather the weather, whether we like it or not. And you thought all limerics were saucy! Safe topics aren't always very interesting, though. |
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14 May 07 - 04:40 AM (#2051218) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak Chocolate's good... chocolate may be safe to talk about. I'd far rather eat it, but it's an option.... Gurney, strictly speaking, that's not a limerick. Limericks have a strict 5 line, 9,9,6,6,9 syllable formation. And I learned that one as: Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, We'll weather the weather, whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. LTS |
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14 May 07 - 05:20 AM (#2051240) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver Or... There was a young lady from Leicester, Her postings were never a tester. But when she wrote bits, About her great tits, All the men there then tried to molest her. Is that a Limerick Liz? |
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14 May 07 - 05:43 AM (#2051255) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak It is, but I don't live in Leicester, nor do I come from Leicester.. I don't even think I've BEEN to Leicester. I come from Dorset. Rhymes nicely with corset... LTS |
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14 May 07 - 05:59 AM (#2051265) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak And I'm not sure about being referred to as a 'lady'... I like the 'young' bit though! LTS |
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14 May 07 - 06:07 AM (#2051273) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver OOps Liz...not sure where I got the Leicester bit from but was convinced you lived there for some reason...sorry chuck! |
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14 May 07 - 06:08 AM (#2051276) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver Also rhymes with 'take it off easy don't force it.' LOL |
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14 May 07 - 06:16 AM (#2051290) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak Actually, I can't remember the last time I was molested either. But I do remember when last I wore a corset in public! LTS |
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14 May 07 - 07:11 AM (#2051331) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: GUEST,Edourd There was a fine maiden from Leicester They prodded and poked much to pester Her postings were trite Tongue in cheek with a bite A well-oiled Squeak, the thread jester |
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14 May 07 - 10:16 AM (#2051445) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak It's been a while since I was well oiled too..... but thank you! LTS |
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14 May 07 - 06:12 PM (#2051769) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Gurney Yeah, Liz, I learned it your way too. Just couldn't remememember it . |
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14 May 07 - 06:24 PM (#2051778) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak Age is a bugger, ain't it. LTS |
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14 May 07 - 06:34 PM (#2051786) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver You can say that again..........(cos I can't remember what you said) |
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14 May 07 - 06:42 PM (#2051788) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Rowan Intriguiging, she was, from Dorset; said she'd once worn a corset. Her most interesting bits concerned lots of tits; there's more but I'd better not force it. Cheer, Rowan |
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15 May 07 - 02:53 AM (#2052084) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver A lady from Englands South West, Her tits rated, up with the best. She wore a sweet corset, Whilst wandering through Dorset, And posted on Mudcat with zest. |
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15 May 07 - 04:29 AM (#2052117) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak I've warned you before about calling me a lady!!!! Don't make me come up there! LTS |
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15 May 07 - 09:37 AM (#2052293) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: beardedbruce If we call you a lady, yopu will come to see us? |
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16 May 07 - 12:25 AM (#2053147) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: GUEST,leeneia I'm jealous, Squeak. None of the guys ever send ME mash notes. |
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16 May 07 - 02:47 AM (#2053190) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver A woman from Dorset please note, Kicked a limerick writer int'scrote. She said he was shady, To call her a lady. And I'm sure that she'll come back to gloat. He still loved her postings to bits, Especially the ones 'bout her tits. Which bounce round in her garden, So I beg her pardon, And await some more of her 'hits'. Liz when you come back for a peak, I hope you are pleased 'so to speak'. That your fame is now spreading, Not sure where it's heading. Makes my writings feel a bit weak. |
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16 May 07 - 05:04 AM (#2053260) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver should be peek of course! |
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16 May 07 - 05:07 AM (#2053264) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak Georgian - next time you're in London, come and look me up! Thank you. Oh, and in case you missed it on the Happy thread, my tits are back! I've put sunflower seeds in their feeder and they're bouncing about all happy again. LTS |
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16 May 07 - 05:12 AM (#2053267) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver Hopefully in London 28th 29th July for Red Bull Air Race but unlikely to have time to call on you. Thanks for the offer.......... not sure I want to get kicked in the scrote anyway...LOL |
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16 May 07 - 08:18 AM (#2053352) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak If you're on the north bank, Silvertown lookout, you're only a matter of 2-3 miles from me! If you need a cheap bed for the night.... rent is a bottle of something drinkable. LTS |
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16 May 07 - 01:42 PM (#2053697) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Sttaw Legend I like beaver... |
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16 May 07 - 03:01 PM (#2053786) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Donuel Shall we ghether by the rhevir. |
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17 May 07 - 05:12 AM (#2054407) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Liz the Squeak Donuel - I really think it's time someone reviewed your medication dear!! Georgian - it's been a long time since I've intentionally kicked someone in the scrote. LTS |
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17 May 07 - 09:23 AM (#2054566) Subject: RE: BS: Whether-a safe message for mudcat From: Georgiansilver I guess I have never been kicked there which either says something about my behaviour or my luck! |