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18 May 07 - 12:54 AM (#2055209) Subject: BS: Foul-mouthed parrot swears at owner From: Little Hawk Check out this video. The world's grouchiest parrot lets us know what's on his mind... foul-mouthed parrot |
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18 May 07 - 01:06 AM (#2055215) Subject: RE: BS: Foul-mouthed parrot swears at owner From: katlaughing LMAO!! |
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18 May 07 - 07:29 AM (#2055383) Subject: RE: BS: Foul-mouthed parrot swears at owner From: kendall A woman was passing the pet store, and noticed that a parrot was on sale for $10.00. When she asked why, the pet store owner said, "He came from a house of ill repute, and his language is unacceptable in polite company." Unable to resist a bargain, she bought the bird and took it home. When she took the cover off the cage, the parrot said "Hey, new madam"! She thought that was cute. Then, her two girls came home from school, and the bird spied them and shouted, "Hey, new whores"!! But, then her husband came in, looked at the parrot, and the bird said "Hey, Hello, Bruce." |
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18 May 07 - 09:08 AM (#2055441) Subject: RE: BS: Foul-mouthed parrot swears at owner From: Jean(eanjay) Sounds like the kids I teach! |
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18 May 07 - 09:22 AM (#2055456) Subject: RE: BS: Foul-mouthed parrot swears at owner From: Rapparee I didn't know French was a form of cussing. From now on I know what I'll do! "Vous ete une tete du merde, batarde cochon! Votre mama ete une horizontale et votre pere...." Yeah! Reminds me of the story about the guy from Couer d'Alene. Every time he'd be asked how to spell his home town he'd say, "Just like it sounds, dummy." Then he met a fella from Quebec.... |
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18 May 07 - 01:12 PM (#2055673) Subject: RE: BS: Foul-mouthed parrot swears at owner From: Greg B When my uncle returned from WW2, he amused himself by teaching the budgie to say "Go shit in yer 'at." That happened to be perhaps his favorite phrase, finished off with "I'll take the blame." One day, his mother, my grandmother, had 'Auntie Veron' over for supper. Now Auntie Veron was a rather proper English lady from Manchester, emigrated as did most of her siblings, to Southern California. The bird spoke his phrase. "Mary, did yon boodgie just say 'Go shit in yer 'at?'" "Why yes, Veron, I believe he did." Apparently it was all Grandma could do to conceal her mortification. |
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18 May 07 - 02:17 PM (#2055739) Subject: RE: BS: Foul-mouthed parrot swears at owner From: GUEST,Francaise I don't get the Quebec one? |
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18 May 07 - 02:23 PM (#2055744) Subject: RE: BS: Foul-mouthed parrot swears at owner From: Little Hawk Parrots must master swearing in French when they live in Quebec...otherwise they aren't taken seriously. |