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27 May 07 - 01:16 PM (#2061883) Subject: One Liner From: pitheris My favorite traditional one-line is: Ain't it hard to stumble when you got no place to fall AFA more modern folk music, Greg Brown's: Singing rooty toot for the moon |
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27 May 07 - 02:07 PM (#2061908) Subject: RE: One Liner From: John MacKenzie Don't think twice, it's all right. G |
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27 May 07 - 02:18 PM (#2061914) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Jean(eanjay) All the world would be one religion and All living things would cease to die both from the song I live not where I love. |
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27 May 07 - 02:20 PM (#2061916) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Severn The Titanic, but it sunk. |
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27 May 07 - 02:37 PM (#2061924) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Bernard Thought he was a terrorist... |
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27 May 07 - 06:57 PM (#2062027) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Songster Bob Be it murder or treason, oh, what a great crime, to drown poor Naomi, and leave her behind. Bob |
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27 May 07 - 07:34 PM (#2062050) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Bugsy There's nothing new 'cept what's been forgotten. Patrick Moraz "THe Story Of I" CHeers Bugsy |
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27 May 07 - 08:26 PM (#2062080) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Liz the Squeak I'll tell you the tale of the good ship 'Araldite', stuck fast in Plymouth Sound... LTS (For those too young or too American to remember, Araldite was the strongest glue before superglue appeared. You had two tubes, one of adhesive and one of catalyst - you had to mix the two on a tin lid or something, apply it and press the two bits together before it all set rock hard. Great for mending flowerpots, bit too much for sticking people to toilet seats) |
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27 May 07 - 09:18 PM (#2062118) Subject: RE: One Liner From: kerryguy7 ...aah what a pity to see such a fine strap'in lad cutting turf 'round Tralee! From : The Kerry Recruit |
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27 May 07 - 09:50 PM (#2062140) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Beer When we first landed on the Moon I still remember singing to myself the great tune by Hank Williams "I'll Never Get Out of this World Alive". Beer (adrien) |
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27 May 07 - 10:10 PM (#2062147) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Bob Bolton G'day LTS, Speak no ill of Araldite ... the greek Goddess of sticky situations! Regard(les)s, Bob |
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27 May 07 - 10:31 PM (#2062152) Subject: RE: One Liner From: JennyO "Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when I'm perfect in every way........" My ex-husband used to go round singing it - really! Quite turned me off it for a while, but I think it's funny now. |
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28 May 07 - 02:45 AM (#2062226) Subject: RE: One Liner From: akenaton Great car to drive!!......after a war. |
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28 May 07 - 02:59 AM (#2062229) Subject: RE: One Liner From: akenaton BTW Is "too American" a euphemism?...I see its becoming widely used by one liner freaks....Ake |
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28 May 07 - 03:19 AM (#2062236) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Mark H. Ray Davies: "I'm glad I'm a man, and so's Lola." |
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28 May 07 - 04:08 AM (#2062242) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Les in Chorlton If their is one thing I wold like to know it is - Where I am going to die - because if I did I wouldn't go there. Or maybe that's more than one line? Once upon a time their were 2 rabbits, look how many their are now? |
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28 May 07 - 05:55 AM (#2062269) Subject: RE: One Liner From: GUEST,buspassed 'Yer can't educate pork! My Dad {Hull 1950's] |
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28 May 07 - 06:16 AM (#2062275) Subject: RE: One Liner From: GUEST,banjoman If my aunty had balls she'd be my uncle origin unknown |
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28 May 07 - 06:20 AM (#2062278) Subject: RE: One Liner From: nutty Whats the life of a man any more than a leaf |
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28 May 07 - 06:42 PM (#2062647) Subject: RE: One Liner From: The Fooles Troupe "Be it murder or treason, oh, what a great crime, to drown poor Naomi, and leave her behind." ... just as well she was in one piece and not bust up ... |
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28 May 07 - 06:47 PM (#2062653) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Georgiansilver "And he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him bare or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame" |
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28 May 07 - 07:40 PM (#2062679) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Dan Schatz "I guess I gotta keep on keepin' on...." - Len Chandler Dan Schatz |
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28 May 07 - 08:24 PM (#2062720) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Effsee "The Law? Hell, the good guys don't need them and the bad guys don't heed them"....Bruce "Utah" Phillips. |
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28 May 07 - 11:18 PM (#2062795) Subject: RE: One Liner From: JohnInKansas TO BE IS TO DOSocrates TO DO IS TO BESartre DO BE DO BE DOSinatra John |
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29 May 07 - 12:08 AM (#2062823) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Maryrrf When they're sweeping up bits of the night that got broken , and washing the moon away - Robb Johnson |
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29 May 07 - 01:42 AM (#2062848) Subject: RE: One Liner From: alanabit "I'm gonna kill you mama and make you dead..." (From blues songs) (I thought it was bad enough just getting kiled...) |
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29 May 07 - 02:43 AM (#2062870) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Les in Chorlton When all is said and done, more is usually said than done! |
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29 May 07 - 02:52 AM (#2062873) Subject: RE: One Liner From: Splott Man I'm yoiur friend until you use me, then be sure I won't be there. The Great Valerio bt Richard Thompson |
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29 May 07 - 07:44 AM (#2063025) Subject: RE: One Liner From: GUEST,Y_Not A sign in the main bar of a pub years ago read, "When there's nothing to say, there's always some fool who'll say it". |
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29 May 07 - 05:21 PM (#2063499) Subject: RE: One Liner From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego From a besotted balladeer at one of our local joints: "Dear Mom: Having a wonderful time - wish I was here..." |