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01 Jun 07 - 12:15 PM (#2065793) Subject: BS: What's your pirate name? From: ClaireBear Need a name for your piratical alter ego? Find out at this site. But be prepared to answer some tough questions first! Found this as a link from the Web site for the the NorCal Pirate Festival (here), a free event in Vallejo, California on June 16th and 17th,where I hope to encounter many piratical Mudcat pals. Arrrh! Mad Charity Flint |
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01 Jun 07 - 12:28 PM (#2065807) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: MBSLynne Mad Anne Flint. Be oi your sister Mad Charity? Arr! |
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01 Jun 07 - 12:31 PM (#2065809) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: ClaireBear Arrr! must have been those questions about the parrots and penguins that bonded us fer life -- scupper me gunwales! |
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01 Jun 07 - 12:44 PM (#2065821) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Becca72 Black Bess Kidd here...arrh |
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01 Jun 07 - 12:51 PM (#2065826) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: John MacKenzie Becca sounds like they named you as a foal. [or a goat] ¦¬] Giok |
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01 Jun 07 - 01:05 PM (#2065836) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Severn Pontious Pirate |
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01 Jun 07 - 01:16 PM (#2065839) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: GUEST Pieces of Kate |
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01 Jun 07 - 01:25 PM (#2065850) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Greg B Not pirate, but as a sailor at Dickens Faire, I was 'Randy.' |
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01 Jun 07 - 01:32 PM (#2065854) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: ClaireBear And I used to be Marie-Claire (the canadienne)...but that was years ago. Coming to PirateFest, Greg --- errr, Randy? |
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01 Jun 07 - 01:54 PM (#2065871) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Hawker MBS Lynne, Be I your sister arrrrr? Mad Mary Flint here! Cheers, Lucy |
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01 Jun 07 - 01:54 PM (#2065872) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Mrrzy That was FUN! Dirty Morgan Rackham You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! |
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01 Jun 07 - 01:59 PM (#2065879) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Georgiansilver Dirty William Read.........who on earth was/is he anyway? They want to get rid of my smell by dropping me in the ocean also ...but I have brains and an education!!! |
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01 Jun 07 - 02:25 PM (#2065891) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: gnu Iron Harry Kidd.... say that fast! I was, too. |
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01 Jun 07 - 03:07 PM (#2065925) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: GUEST,dianavan I'm Dirty Jenny Flint. Does that mean I'm related to Hawker and MBS Lynne? |
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01 Jun 07 - 03:09 PM (#2065928) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Bee-dubya-ell A real pirate wouldn't sit still for three pages of silly-ass questions just to derive a three-word name. He'd find out who the webmaster is and arrange a right proper keelhauling for the scurvy scum. Then he'd pick his own damned name and anyone who didn't like it could walk the plank. |
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01 Jun 07 - 04:11 PM (#2065975) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Greg B No pirate fest for me Claire. One of the reasons you haven't seen me aboard of the ships for a SF Chantey Sing in a dozen years or so is that I now live on the right (as in east, not necessarily correct or conservative) coast! Going by the name 'Randy' was a nice straight line. "He's Paddy West, and of course, I'm Randy." To which a wench could interject "Oi'll say e' 'is!" or some similar retort. It was pretty funny the first 127,398 times. |
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01 Jun 07 - 04:28 PM (#2065990) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Georgiansilver Weel shiver me timbers...there be a lot of dirty pirates! |
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01 Jun 07 - 05:08 PM (#2066024) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Anne Lister Captain Anne Bonney here ...why aren't I in the Flint clan? Was it the Muppets? |
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01 Jun 07 - 05:13 PM (#2066029) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: skipy Mad Davy Cash! Skipy |
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01 Jun 07 - 05:16 PM (#2066032) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Bee Calico Bess Bonney - a bit unpredictable... musta been the carrots... or the 'nice blend of colours'... |
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01 Jun 07 - 05:37 PM (#2066046) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: GUEST,Canadienne Bloody Mary Cash here - tell me we ain't related Dave :) |
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01 Jun 07 - 05:45 PM (#2066051) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Little Robyn Captain Mary Rackham here! Mrrzy are we related? Robyn |
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01 Jun 07 - 05:54 PM (#2066059) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Dave Earl Went through the questions on the page and I'm told I am Mad Davy Flint. Doesn't seem very original to me. Dave |
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01 Jun 07 - 05:58 PM (#2066063) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Liz the Squeak Mad Ethel Bonney Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Err...! Tabster - it's definately the Muppets. I have them too. MEB |
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01 Jun 07 - 06:04 PM (#2066069) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Riginslinger http://www.riginslinger.com/ |
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01 Jun 07 - 07:16 PM (#2066106) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Bee Arrr, Liz, ye must be me likkle sister. ;-) Calico Bess Bonney |
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01 Jun 07 - 08:45 PM (#2066169) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: GUEST,Scoville Black Ethel Cash: Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! |
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01 Jun 07 - 09:19 PM (#2066194) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: GUEST,pieces of kate Could this be from the same stable as this thread? thread.cfm?threadid=76096#1352699 |
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01 Jun 07 - 09:38 PM (#2066204) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: EBarnacle Speakin as the Dread Pirate Kidd, Oi invites yew awl to join me on the bounding main tomorrer an we'll see who can float with 50 feet of anchor chain as a stabilizer. |
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01 Jun 07 - 10:29 PM (#2066221) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: katlaughing LOL, wot fun, in'it? I'm yer Captain Prudentilla Roberts! 'ere's me to a T! Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr! |
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01 Jun 07 - 11:31 PM (#2066266) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Chip2447 Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! Mad Tom Bonney |
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02 Jun 07 - 12:13 AM (#2066282) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: LadyJean Mine is Red Jenny Cash, not sure I like it. I named one of my cats for my favorite pirate, Grace O'Malley, who needed no sobriquet. The cat will actually come to Grace O'Malley! Where's a pirate! |
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02 Jun 07 - 12:22 AM (#2066291) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Jim Lad I'm just not into Pirate Names, I suppose! |
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02 Jun 07 - 12:38 AM (#2066299) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Metchosin aaar! I'm Captain Bess Flint, I am. |
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02 Jun 07 - 03:22 AM (#2066330) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Jim Lad Iron Sam Cash ? |
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02 Jun 07 - 03:33 AM (#2066337) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Lonesome EJ Why did I end up with Pastel Lance McMerkin? That sucks for a pirate name! I won't last a week on the bounding main with that name. Why couldn't I be Bloody James Reade, or one of the Flint family, dern it. |
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02 Jun 07 - 08:49 AM (#2066450) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Geordie-Peorgie Black Roger Bonney 'ere! Aah can see me childers up there! Captain Anne, Calico Bess, Mad Ethel, Mad Tom! There appears te be a smatterin' of madness in the family! Aah reckon that wez when aah berthed alangside that mulatty wench in Barbados Aah knaah! Aah've lost it! Aah'll get me coat (Broadcloth, of course) |
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02 Jun 07 - 09:43 AM (#2066470) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: ranger1 Well, I'm Red Mary Bonney. I knew Liz and I had to be related somehow! |
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02 Jun 07 - 10:17 AM (#2066497) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: frogprince Mad Davey Flint here; never dreamt I had...what, 5 or 6? sister! And Captain Bess Flint I've met in person, without ever suspecting we were siblings! |
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02 Jun 07 - 10:49 AM (#2066510) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: wysiwyg Sibs! Mad Bess Cash Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr! We sail on the next tide. ~Susan |
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02 Jun 07 - 10:50 AM (#2066511) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Your pirate name is: Mad Tom Read Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr! ??? Don T. |
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02 Jun 07 - 11:12 AM (#2066520) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: SINSULL Metchosin - I AM CAPTAIN BESS FLINT! Wonder how Captain Morse will take that????? |
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02 Jun 07 - 11:25 AM (#2066524) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Becca72 Looks like some o' me kin is here as well...EBarnacle and gnu..does that make us the "Kidd kids"? |
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02 Jun 07 - 11:26 AM (#2066526) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Metchosin Sinsull, me mateyl.....one of us is going to have to walk the plank. YOU GO FIRST! |
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02 Jun 07 - 11:58 AM (#2066542) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: SINSULL Two captains on a ship is like two head cooks in a kitchen. Ladies first... |
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02 Jun 07 - 12:41 PM (#2066559) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Alba Well now, I be 'Iron Anne Bonney' 'tis is good fit me thinks! Jude..*Big Grin* |
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02 Jun 07 - 01:48 PM (#2066598) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Charley Noble Red Harry Flint I think I'll stick with Charley Noble |
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02 Jun 07 - 01:56 PM (#2066602) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: GUEST Mad Jack Rackham |
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02 Jun 07 - 02:20 PM (#2066612) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Ebbie Mad Anne Flint here. Is this kind of like reincarnation, where there are MANY incarnates of the same person? "Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! " |
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02 Jun 07 - 02:52 PM (#2066635) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Tig Seems we Bonney's are ready to take over the high seas. When do we sail?? Bloody Charity Bonney |
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02 Jun 07 - 02:58 PM (#2066639) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Barb'ry Dirty Morgan Cash at your service... they said I smell but it's a lie! |
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02 Jun 07 - 04:00 PM (#2066671) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: RangerSteve Mad Sam Cash. I may be related to a bunch of you. I'm a little jealous of JimLad, Iron Sam Cash is such a cool name and could double as a professional wrestler's name. |
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02 Jun 07 - 04:07 PM (#2066675) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: HouseCat Hey, I'm Red Bess Flint, so WHICH ONE OF YOU CAPTAIN BESS FLINTS IS ME REAL MUMMY??????? O the trauma... |
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02 Jun 07 - 09:05 PM (#2066836) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: GUEST,Mrr visiting mom Georgiansilver, you have the exact same pirate name as my elder twin son! Hmmm... Robyn, I'm sure we are! Anybody remember "Rackham le Rouge" from Tintin? |
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03 Jun 07 - 05:04 AM (#2067028) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: The Walrus Arrgh Mad Tom Roberts 'ere Lorsts me legt leg fightin' Spaniards off Portobello, Lorst me right 'and fightin' the King's Navy off Port Royal Lost me right eye to seagull crap (it was the first day wi' me new 'ook) Arrrr |
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03 Jun 07 - 05:56 AM (#2067050) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: mouldy Well I'm Mad Ann Rackham and stripey_camel is Dread Pirate Bonney Andrea |
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03 Jun 07 - 09:01 AM (#2067134) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: JennyO Mouldy, I must be related to you, cos I'm Dread Pirate Rackham! |
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03 Jun 07 - 12:26 PM (#2067307) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Ebbie Man. I would hate to meet the family! |
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03 Jun 07 - 12:38 PM (#2067318) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Skivee It appears that this site thinks that I be The Dread Pyrate Flint. This is clearly a damned lie. The Skivee clan has never held with those sons of sea-cows, the Flints. They are low dogs who sleep in their own vomit. Never trust a Flint. Shoot them on sight. Besides, I have my own pyrate name, "Long John Skivee" Thanks for listening, Your most trusted servent, Long John Skivee |
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03 Jun 07 - 01:26 PM (#2067345) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Lonesome EJ The captain, a fresh sword wound in his right arm leaving a deep crimson stain on his sleeve, sat in his own cabin under the watchful eye of scruffy ruffian holding a flintlock pistol levelled at his forehead. "Aye, ye'll have more to worry yerself than that wee scratch on yer arms when Cap'n McMerkin comes to see ye. "The captain closed his eyes, the entire incident of the attack by the pirate ship, the broadside that dropped his ships masts and crippled her rudder, the sudden merciless boarding in which his crew and passengers were overwhelmed in ten minutes time. What had become of his crew? He could only surmise the worst from the random pistol-shots and screams that reached his ears from the deck. Suddenly, the cabin door was thrust open, and a large man in canvas pants, a soiled linen shirt, his left leg missing and a wooden peg in its place, and a bloodthirsty scowl on his face entered. "Good evenin' yer leige!" smiled the bearded giant. The captain stiffened in his chair and said "I suppose you'd be McMerkin." "I?" responded the brute. "Not I? I be Cap'n McMerkin's first mate, Rude Billy Flint. This here be our Captain." And he stepped aside as a small willowy fellow in a flowing paisley scarf hopped forward and stood, legs akimbo. "Yes," said the dashing figure, "I am Pastel Lance McMerkin, that some call the Paisley Pirate!" With this, the slim figure made an exaggerated bow. "And your ship Captain, is mine. You and all of your men shall join me in my thrilling adventures!" "We shall not!" protested the captain. "Then you shall walk the plank and tapdance with the sharks! No? I thought that option might be unattractive. Then you shall join me in my crazed acts of derring-do! First, you'll need a new uniform. Something like mine, but in more of a lilac, with maybe rose lapels." Turning to the large pirate, McMerkin said "see if you can get Smythe to put something together for him, something with epaulets and kind of Navyish, but still piratey and fun." The large man nodded and exited, as McMerkin continued " and this cabin...good lord! All of this clunky oak furniture? It looks like it was decorated by a viking!" |
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03 Jun 07 - 01:37 PM (#2067360) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Skivee Not that there's anything wrong with that, eh? |
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03 Jun 07 - 06:31 PM (#2067617) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Geordie-Peorgie 'Bloody Charity' Bonney? Did ye used te live in Dr Barnardo's Home? Somebody came te wor door rattlin' a collectin' tin and says "Dr Barnardo's Home" Aah says, "Aah didden't knaah he'd been away!" |
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03 Jun 07 - 06:37 PM (#2067624) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Lonesome EJ Though Captain Buford had been told he was expected aboard the pirate vessel Angry Hinde early for breakfast, Rude Billy showed up rather late in the morning. The Captain and Billy exchanged few words as the huge outlaw rowed Buford across to McMerkin's ship. Buford scanned the clustered groups of brightly-attired men on the deck, but could see none of his crew among them. They boarded and Flint rapped sharply on the cabin door, McMerkin's musical tone calling out "just a min-nute," from within. Momentarily, the Paisley Pirate appeared, a runcible spoon held in his right hand. "Captain Buford, delighted!" He ushered them in, saying "I'm sorry we're eating so late. I guess this is more of a brunch than a breakfast. Truth is the good ship's wine cellar took a heavy hit last night. Forgive me, but we were making a bit merry over having seized your ship. I even opened a bottle of twelve year old Bordeaux that I was saving for my sister's wedding. Anyway, excuse me for a second, I've got a hot saucepan on the brazier. I can't trust anyone else with Hollandaise. I hope you like Tern's Eggs Benedict. Anyway, have a seat. " He brandished a crystal pitcher and said "Mimosas?" As Buford and the sullen Flint sipped their mimosas, the Captain noticed how tastefully the Hinde's quarters had been done. The Chinese-style furniture was sturdy, attractive, and functional. The entire cabin smelled of vanilla and almonds. From behind a silk-partition decorated with flying herons, McMerkin called out "please excuse the mess, we've all just been too hung over to do much of anything." Nothing could have been neater. It looked like a room in a museum, and Buford had a sudden overwhelming urge to scatter the fruit from the bowl across the room and stomp it into the oriental carpets. Before he could act on this urge, the Paisely Pirate had entered with a steaming silver platter. "Delicious, Captain" said Buford, swallowing a mouthful of egg. "But I must ask...what have you done with my men?" McMerkin paused and placed his fork upon the tablecloth, his eyes vaguely menacing. "What have I done with them?" Flint squirmed in his seat and cleared his throat quietly in the silence that followed."McMerkin smiled and said "what haven't I done with them! Billy, fetch 2nd Mate Manning and Ensign Prisk. You'd better refill your mimosa glass, Captain!" Shortly, Flint had returned with two forlorn individuals that Buford barely knew for his shipmates. "My god, man...what's happened to them?" Buford blurted. "Well," said McMerkin. "Ensign Prisk didn't look at all like pirate material when I first saw him. With his athletic but rather thin physique, he was just lost in that silly baggy blue uniform. It honestly made him look like a starving policeman. Besides, he's an Autumn and the blue is entirely too cool for him. By the way, I love the name Prisk as a pirate name, but I have changed his first name from Lionel to Shark-Shagger. It's sort of violent and naughty at the same time. Anyway, I wanted a look that would accentuate his rugged angularity, but a look that still said 'sure I rape and pillage, but I don't mind curling up with my kitty and a good book once in a while.' I think the coffee corduroy trousers and knee boots are great on him, but I haven't made up my mind about the red neckerchief. Now Mr Manning was an entirely different challenge. I looked at him and said to myself 'Lance, if there was ever an argument against too much red meat...' He's a bit out of shape and rotund, but that's why we have a fitness room on the poop deck. In the meantime, the vertical striped tunic and loose-fitting breeches have a very slimming effect, wouldn't you agree? It a whole new diet for Mr Manning from now on. We eat only fish, vegetables and whole grains on The Angry Hinde." He took a sip of his mimosa, flapped his hand at them, and said "anyway, you two are dismissed. Go and get Mr Sykes to show you around the ship." "I hope our clever Doctor Ortega was able to fix your arm up?" said McMerkin. "Oh yes. Very well thanks." "He was quite a steal. Took him off of a Spanish treasure ship." Pastel Lance smiled and said " I suppose you find us a queer bunch of pirates..." At this, Buford and Flint exchanged an uncomfortable glance. "...but I assure you we're quite serious about our work." Flint suddenly spoke up "the Captain is a fine swordsman." Buford followed the lead "you don't say?" McMerkin answered with a smirk, then drew his cutlass, attacking and parrying with an invisible opponent. "Yes," he said, "I studied two years at L'Ecole Militaire' in Paris. Many are surprised on meeting me to find me such a..a..." "Gentleman?" Buford volunteered. "Yes, quite. Yet don't be misled. This gentleman, as you say, has skewered many a handsome Spaniard in his time." Again, Buford and Flint exhanged uncomfortable looks. A long moment of silence ensued, which Buford broke by querying the sullen Flint "I say, Mr Flint. Tell me something of your past and how you came to sail with the Paisley Pirate." Flint shot a quick look, then mumbled "nought to tell." McMerkin quickly jumped in. "I fear I must apologize for Mr Flint. It seems someone is still pouting over not getting his way and wants to be rude and childish, isn't that right William? Someone wanted to keel-haul you and your crew, even after I explained that you were our guests and we don't keel-haul our guests, isn't that so Mr Flint?" Flint instantly got to his feet, his face crimson. He turned over his plate of half-eaten tern eggs and stomped out slamming the door. After a moment of silence, McMerkin said "I must apologize. I'm really sorry you had to witness that ugly scene. He really is a brute. I don't know why I keep him around, except..well, except sometimes with all of the gold, and the jigs, and the dressing-up...sometimes I guess I forget what it really means to be a pirate, the whole dagger-in-the-teeth thing, you know. I suppose that's what Billy provides. More mimosa?" "Thanks but I'd really like to check on the rest of my crew, if that's alright." "Of course. I think most of them are still in wardrobe." Buford left, as McMerkin called out in parting "don't forget..pantomime tonight at 6 bells!" As Buford returned to his ship, a desperate escape plan began to form in his mind. |
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03 Jun 07 - 08:30 PM (#2067703) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Naemanson Iron Tom Cash Skipy (Mad Davy Cash) Canadienne (Bloody Mary Cash) Scoville (Black Ethel Cash) LadyJean (Red Jenny Cash) Jim Lad (Iron Sam Cash) WYSIWYG (Mad Bess Cash) Barb'ry (Dirty Morgan Cash) RangerSteve (Mad Sam Cash) Must be me children. I wonder, who were the mothers? Can't quite remember... Still runnin' |
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03 Jun 07 - 09:47 PM (#2067762) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: frogprince maybe this guy should have been a pirate |
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03 Jun 07 - 11:13 PM (#2067813) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Chip2447 Captain Anne Bonney (Tabster) Calico Bess Bonney (Bee) Mad Ethel Bonney (Liz the Squeak) Mad Tom Bonney (Chip) Black Roger Bonney (Geordie-Peorgie) Red Mary Bonney (ranger1) Iron Anne Bonney (Alba) Bloody Charity Bonney (Tig) |
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04 Jun 07 - 08:25 AM (#2068047) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Geordie-Peorgie Aah can see some VERY silly Mudgathers happening soon! Aar! Aarr! Aaarrrrr" OOh! Nice Aaaarrrs! |
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04 Jun 07 - 08:26 AM (#2068049) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Ella who is Sooze ha haaaarrrrrr Mad Ann Rackham (pronounced RACKem) |
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04 Jun 07 - 04:33 PM (#2068474) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: kendall Them as dies will be the lucky ones aaarrrrggg Iron Jack Cash |
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04 Jun 07 - 04:39 PM (#2068482) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: MMario Red Harry Flint. Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Guess it's better then "The Dread Captain blueberry" which was my former Pirate name. |
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04 Jun 07 - 05:30 PM (#2068542) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: HouseCat Red Harry, you must be my long-lost twin! And I'm still waiting for the tests to come back on which Captain Bess is my real Mummy. Yes, we Flints are a dysfunctional lot. Red Bess Flint, instigator and agitator |
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04 Jun 07 - 06:07 PM (#2068572) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Riginslinger http://www.riginslinger.com/ |
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05 Jun 07 - 10:54 AM (#2069124) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: JenEllen Pastel Lance McMerkin, swatch-buckler. Too funny. ~Dirty Jen Flint |
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05 Jun 07 - 11:25 AM (#2069147) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: GUEST, Pieces of Kate Well, being a lazy sod, I didn't even bother to read the questions, never mind answering them (I just wanted to see if this was a crafty way for someone to get personal information - name, date of birth, etc.) but there on the third page was a name for me anyway [Black Morty Rackham, if you really want to know]. It's about as interesting as playing a fruit machine without any money going in or out of the machine. |
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05 Jun 07 - 12:18 PM (#2069191) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: redsnapper Mad Roger Flint (another one of the Mad Flint Clan and the Good Ship The Mad Flint) |
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05 Jun 07 - 11:38 PM (#2069700) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: EBarnacle Dread Pirate Kidd 'ere, whot's this sissy Arrg nonsense? Everyone knows that Pee is the important letter in the pirate lexicon. After all, it's better than Arrg cos it's missin' a leg. Besides, anyone one dialysis can tell you that taking a pee is one of life's great pleasures. |
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06 Jun 07 - 12:05 AM (#2069704) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: katlaughing Oh gawd and gawdesses! Classic LeeJ Alert!! A warning, sir! Well-done...can't wait to read more! Skookum Maguire, love the elegant design of yer website and look forward to reading your books!! "Now, awa' wi'ye mye-tees!" sez I, Captain Prudentilla Roberts! |
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06 Jun 07 - 08:25 AM (#2069890) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: The Fooles Troupe A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Iron William Kidd |
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06 Jun 07 - 01:53 PM (#2070088) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Rapparee Iron William Bonney (a/k/a as Iron Billy the Kid, I guess). |
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06 Jun 07 - 09:24 PM (#2070410) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: The Fooles Troupe This 'Pirate name test' seems to remind me of those 'think of a number, do some maths with it - take away the number you first thought of, and the answer is ...' games... |
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06 Jun 07 - 11:10 PM (#2070454) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Chip2447 Iron William Bonney, we be a welcom'ng ye to the clan, specially if'n ye brought more rum. Mad Tom...(Drink up me earties yo ho) |
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11 Jun 07 - 03:54 PM (#2073959) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Riginslinger "Skookum Maguire, love the elegant design of yer website and look forward to reading your books!!" Kat - Great! Thanks. |
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12 Jun 07 - 04:58 AM (#2074490) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Big Al Whittle lot of mad buggers out there I be Contented Nobby Hands, as ever was.... Avast! |
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12 Jun 07 - 10:26 AM (#2074762) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: GUEST,buspassed Hal O'Sayler Off to set the old tregallants. Ooh! this salt water plays havoc! Who's got me straighteners? |
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06 Oct 07 - 12:54 AM (#2164894) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Lonesome EJ Ladies and gentlemen, it has been firmly but gently pointed out to me by someone whose opinion I put at high estate, that my portrayal of the character "Lance McMerkin the Paisley Pirate" in my writing above is grossly inappropriate. If I have offended anyone by an overexaggeration of behavior that tends to perpetuate stereotypes, I'm heartily sorry. Regards to all concerned LEJ |
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06 Oct 07 - 05:41 AM (#2164973) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Big Al Whittle Yes and I should like to apologise for perpetuating negative stereotypes about disabled people. We don't all make idiots of ourselves and marry Paul MacCartney. One Legged Jake (AKA The Pissing Pirate - incontinent and largely responsible for the seven seas lapping around around our feet) Arrr! |
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06 Oct 07 - 06:21 PM (#2165464) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Stringsinger Plager Eyes |
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06 Oct 07 - 06:36 PM (#2165484) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: katlaughing LeeJ, here I'd just heard that Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was going to invite Lance on the show! |
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07 Oct 07 - 12:51 AM (#2165643) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Dave Hanson Loretta |
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07 Oct 07 - 03:17 AM (#2165676) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Big Al Whittle Californian (used to be Blackbeard, but went for a Brazilian and decided to go the all the way on the spur of the moment) |
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07 Oct 07 - 02:33 PM (#2165964) Subject: RE: BS: What's your pirate name? From: Seaking Calico Harry Cash (uh ?) Call me Cal... |